₦airaland Forum

Joetttimua1811:
Just to add, in the military there's what's called camouflage and concealment and unlike other soldiers in the cities doing normal work those in the bush are permitted to keep beards just as some people here have arguing that they are not soldiers that's how the evil intended people won't know they are military personnel if they are putting on mufti, besides a friend said there's paper that they are being given in case you are having issues with shaving as some people use to get bobs after shaving, they call it "excuse shave"which is renewable periodically. But don't doubt the authenticity of the people or person here he is a SF(special force) soldier... Who no go no go know!!!!

That's the standard... "Who no go no go know"

Allow the Military go back to barracks and see Nigeria get better. Baba no gree hear. all these shits is just ways our bosses are using to make money. can you imagine just direct from Depo you're taken to North East. you don't even have unit sef. God abeg pick our calls.

Hotfreeze:
Yeah brother. Just back from a long ban with this moniker.

Aww! so they actually do ban people here? then what have they been waiting for to ban all these tribal wars in here.

ghettokid1:
That means u knew nothing about football

Your name says it all, you still a kid, you know nothing about football. keep quiet when and listen when men wey sabi football de talk. e hear boy?

Rest in peace mama. dying in battle creek can be so painful.

Zornes123:
na so na, married now.

Thats nice! I hope she's spoiling her hubby now the way she spoiled you sha. anyways enjoy bro.

Zornes123:
asin that babe really spoilt me. And she’s an anambarian too.

Kai my own sis?

Zornes123:
Well some guys will see this as normal. When I was 19 or so I had this way older girlfriend who told me she prefers anal sex more. I had to do it in order to satisfy her, that sh|t was disgusting

It av tey you got spoilt... nofy little boy..

noakchukibadan:
. Well, thanks for the advice, maybe I forgot to say that she places huge importance on birthdays, for her I must throw a party, every year for 7 years, and she can not even remember mine. Just to say happy birthday ?

OGA sorry oo, so there are still some cool headed men.. anyways please I wanna ask, what zodiac sign is your Wify? is she a cancerian?

joshjc:
Rip to her, our health workers attitude this covid 19 period is very bad, my mother passed away because of it,we rushed her to the hospital,they didn't even attend to her, she didn't make it before we got to another hospital,
I made a promise that day I must make it in life,and then build good hospitals with very good workers and less charges

Eiyaa! May she rest in peace... and may God grant your wishes..

ChybuzzDD:
I haven't heard/read any news concerning him for some time now.
But I'm sure he's still alive, otherwise, we would have seen a 'breaking news' about him, just like we did about Oga Abba Kyari. Sickness can be hidden, but death can't.

OK bro thank you.

ChybuzzDD:
Well written!
I don't really know what's wrong with that woman. Unfortunately, most Nigerians behave like her once they set their foot in Nigeria. If she were in the UK, would the UK health minister visit ordinary her? She may even be a Nanny in the UK, but now in Nigeria, she has become a superpower.
She hasn't heard that Dybala, the footballer, has remained in the isolation room for over 6weeks because he's still testing positive, and doesn't complain?
She will remain there as long as she continues to test positive; whether she has symptoms or not is out of the question.
Asymptomatic people are very good transmitter of the virus.

Please what of Matuidi? has he recovered yet?

Wow! This is what is called obeying the rules of social distancing...proudly a Catholic and an Anambrarian....

ignis:
Good news....

I am always excited any time I hear that a COVID-19 patient tests negative. It reminds me that we shall surely overcome this phase.

My dear the guy man was never positive oo.. Info from a reliable source.

decatalyst:
The lady didn't want to commit murder...if not, that mobile policeman should be in the morgue by now.
How could an officer of the law put his own life and other road user's life in danger by jumping on the bonnet of a moving car? How

I just saw the video. Ah! Who does that shameless FRSC official think he is? See the way he ran out of the their van, forcefully remove the plate number, almost slapped the lady. Now I can say majority of these men is uniform, paramilitary or not, are not normal and they need mental evaluation. He is obviously a wife beater and molester! The mobile police officer is a bigger goat!


Well, these things are acceptable when you have someone that place more value on cows and livestocks than on human and their resource.

Nigeria is far from even being a third world country!

I think being referred to as "shit hole" is even more dignifying!



Even the force acknowledged the unprofessional and unethical conduct of the officers, not even the goat on the bonnet, yet this ignoramus @organ dey yarn dust. Egungun, be careful oo.

Hahaha... Just to remind you we have only two goats, Capital GOAT which is Lionel Messi while the other is the small goat.. chai naija

IME1:
Shugargal I have an overactive/over sabi android that types what it thinks I want to say. The auto-correct one do pass me wey buy am

I've modified

Hahahahaha

IME1:
Space for sale

Meanwhile the woman should face her man and involve the family is need be to settle it as a family matter.
Then she can bring the girl when those avenues fail

It's because she knows own this one, can she know all the others are so called husband frolics with

The woman should go and check the foundation of her marriage

Nnaa you say?

Mizwisdom:
Me first!


I cajr believe my eyes, what's happening to my team?

That little boy of Man Utd will be so happy now... his wishes granted in disguise.... Hahahahaha

That's colorful...My beautiful state.. I sight Mama P.

Wetin concern me with tapin master... e go come recharge my DSTV wey Don expire..mtwwww

That's good of you our fes Lady... Respect!

solmus:




shame dey always catch me as Arsenal fan

.

Why na? Rome wasn't built in a day. All they need is to get good player and stop calculating money. though to be in UCL nobi moimoi.. make shame node catch you jor..

masterP042:
Don't underestimate Barcelona, Liverpool barely escaped last season.

I'm a Barcelona fan but I gat no hope bro... our form this season is giving me concern... Still wishing them all the very best and injury free.

By the way who send them? Weed wey too sabi. I trust drugs they will release him and still allow him continue with his cultivation except he refuses to cooperate. that's our kwantry

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr
No six packs Bunch of untalented Moda fuckkkers in the Nigeria music industry Sometimes i go just dey vex for Nigeria songs and their artiste That is why I dey always listen to song from people like Them weekend Imagine dragons Sia Katty pery Passenger Bruno Mars Avicii Twenty one pilot The Chainsmokers Dig the kid Cold play Khalid Maroon 5 Calum scot John legend Selena Gomez Post malone Ellie Goulding Christiana aquilera A great big world Rita ora Clean bandit Dua lipa Martin garixx Major Lazer The night Edsheeran Taylor swift Especially that post Malone. That guy too sing Even them head bangers like young thug Future Lil uzi vert 21 savage Lil pump Migos French Montana Milk mill Better pass our Nigeria artiste

Plus my dear Niggi Akon..

JeffreyD1:
Amen

Its kind of far from me considering transport I live in life camp

Ohh sorry... But have you tried applying for any of these security jobs?

JeffreyD1:
Please Nairalanders help me with any of these jobs



Receptionist,
Sales Representative,
Office Assistant,
Car for Uber/bolts Driving,
Driver job,
Computer front desk staff,

I'm a computer literate I can make use of the Microsoft World, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft PowerPoint

Any job relating to my O'level educational background. I have my SSCE and my computer certified certificate. I'm in my 20s and strong enough to do anything and do it well. Though I am here in Abuja ready to relocate anywhere if the job is not around here as long as accommodation will be provided. Help a brother with a job, please. Thanks and God bless you as you reply.

Help a brother God bless you

Here is my number 0903 075 3981

May God grant you one bro, There's a place I saw sales boy needed around Kubwa village market, they sell TV, AC, Washing machine, etc, it's unfortunate I didn't copy the number, one young lady is the one in charge.

Mineisgrace:
it shows how responsible and being a role model they are

Sis, it's only money that makes one responsible here in Nigeria. people will overlook one habit you gat once the cash is flowing. so sis forget about the smoking thing jor but except you're allergic to it, but it doesn't still stop the e know... smiles.

2sexycom:
it is true. do some googling.

Thank you, will do so.

TooMuchStuff:
That's what happens to anyone who left Jesus to Islam. Mama bokoharam was a pretty Igbo Catholic lady who converted to Allahu arka bomb because of Money and marriage.
The only woman that Shekau respects and adore
Just imagine....

Really? gist us more abeg

QuickStandard:

My only question is, what where you doing with the bolded in her Madam's absence.?



No let her tell madam say you seduced or even raped her when she was away. That na double wahala.

Another question should be what is the relationship between Madam and housegal? to the extent of discussing this matter with her, another is maybe the Op is a gardener or driver or anything to the Madam if not the guy didn't do anything wrong.i know na all this private job things.anyways Op get ready for your defence since you have gotten what awaits you on her return.

Naija still better for some kine things oo. Those Zimbabwe and Kenya so much believe in juju. see plenty threats,Kai!