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ugoswaggz:
come u say ur a graduate? Of which sch? With dis ur grammar? Na wa o, also u act lik a female tout even, Which reminds me, u hv a "paying job", make sense nw cos touting (Agboro) is a paying work 2

Better stay on low key

grammar to impress u,, so u can do what 4 me Yes i am graduate n hv a good paying job!!! I hv no business with how ur brain process it

Jamariwolff:
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Hello beauties, your favorite bae toh badt is back with more tips to help you enjoy a better and stress-free life with a man of your dreams.

In case you missed my thread on why you should perfect your spoken English, see it here https://www.nairaland.com/4334924/all-na-packaging-why-must

Today, we'll go a bit further in the discussion, covering general things you must perfect,

Let's begin

1. Your walking style : believe it or not, gait is bait to attract loaded men. You can't be walking like Quasimodo on the streets and expect to be taken seriously shioor.
I particularly love the way Celine Dion walks, check her 'a new day has come' video to see that sexy walk.
It's all an act that you must perfect, shaking what your mama gave you (whether small or big, it doesn't matter) shake it with pride and remember that men are watching, sizing you up and determining if you're wife able.

2. Your sixth sense :, your 6th sense is the ability to differentiate rich men from brokers by just taking a look at them. A lady with good 6th sense can never miss a loaded man because once he opens his mouth, she smells wealth.
Some say it's the way his eyeball will reflect money, others say he'll smell really expensive, each is a tell.
But be careful because some guys are really fake, study him before giving in.


3. Strategic positioning : where do you eat during work hours? Mama put? OK what is your problem sister?
Do you also do okirika bend down select?
I pray you don't end up falling in love with a bricklayer.

4. Your circle of friends : Loaded men don't just fall from the sky, they're humans like you and I, roaming around us. But why do some women have better luck in trapping them down?
Answer is
Circle of friends!!!
Everything in this country is connection,
Recently, a close friend of mine just married a chevron guy and she met him from another friend too, she strategically positioned herself together with the connections she had and boom!

5. Your smell : I know some ladies reading this don't even own roll on talk less of perfume. Smh.
I always wear something really overpowering so I announce my presence when I arrive.
From home, I also apply some perf in a cotton wool and insert in my bra.
So that
During work hours and before important business meetings, I squeeze the juice and smell nice throughout.

6. Your femininity : men love a really feminine lady, so you must be feminine to da bone.
No shouting at people in public, always control your voice pitch, adjust your dress often, all with a smile on your face.

7. Your make-up : very important! Successful men don't like over made up ladies, so go easy. But make sure you use quality and expensive products (like skinceutical) blend properly.
Don't forget skin tanners to make that skin Glow, take vitamin c supplements and drink Lotta water.

Thanks.
We'll all find successful men amen.

lol i dont see this accurate tho!! Cause it might work 4 u n not others!! But Who told u rich men don't eat in mama put!! That where i want you to explain

Maxvasia:
Quick question: did you read the post at all or are you always quick to display lunacy?

no was waiting 4 you!!! Wellome ! Mtcheww

ugoswaggz:
this girl is useless o, god will punish u

so u cant answer simple question How usefull have u proven to be in this situation?? Mrcheww useless is an understatement when refering to someone like you!!

Countersam:
If only the girls know that all they need to do is keep a clean pussy, no one will just want to go in and out like Speedy Gonzalez.

lies please!! Thats the thing sex cant keep a man!! If u like use pussy spray, go back n front,twist, whine!!when a guy gets in n wants to leave he will but it really hard 4 a lady when the sex is good!!! See u can teach a lady how to sex well n she will listen but u cant teach a man!!! Except he learns voluntarily!! Thats the difference!!! Guys will still screw n run if they wanna!!

Next2Bezee:
Haha who told you? Some girls just like serious drilling and they orgasm off it, everything else is a formality.

Girls that only cum from licking are the ones that have had too much d**k in their life & cannot orgasm off it anymore

ask google the percentage that likes all dick from beginning to end are 20/100

Next2Bezee:
While gold digging is a priority for most 9ja girls, i agree that good sex can indeed keep a girl coming back to her side nigga.

Good sex doesn't have to involve eating the girl out. In fact, lots of Nigerian guys can't ever pull that shit, they'd rather plow their girls and roll away after they've cum. Some are even afraid to demand that their men suck them

Sex can be fun, but fidelity, peace of mind and good health are much better.

who told u? If u aint eating a girl out n sucking her tits properly n ur simply sweating on top of her n u say ur a pro!! ! She is just moaning to satisfy you

Xinzu:
All these boys hiding behind female monikers..

ur brain fell right behind u!! Go pick it up!!

chccho:
Lol @ free ponyor!!!
When u marry someone isnt it free ponyor for life?

smh

biacan:
hey I'm a sis thank you

had to modify the quote

biacan:
True talk but some men don't suck pussy so well

so bad thats why i say if a woman is cheating the guy is the cause!!!

So a lady talked abt sex n said it cant keep a guy i wont speak 4 men but hell yeah sex can keep a woman!!! Sex is the only thing that can make a woman stick to a broke nigga praying he will make it one day!! Sucking my pussy till i cum, f*cking me hard n smacking my ass etc!! Hv a scrimp d*ck n no cash!! N watch how women run 4 their dear lives!!

Wify kwa?? Ladies its a trap!!! They are looking 4 frre ponyor

something wrong with both of u

Tell ur friend!! But just know thats the end of that friendship!! But trust me she wont leave her hubby but still tell her

JudgementHammer:
Both u and ur guy share d blame. The other girl has no blame at all. What was the aim and purpose of ur relatnshp before he met d girl. Na marriage or just campus yoriyori.

If youre desperate for ur guy, u either go d lion way of confronting the girl to stay away from ur boifriend, even if ur bf vex and everything scatter, you have fought the good fight of faith.

Or you go the serpentine way of tracing them till u meet them in an uncompromising position, then you'll unboderedly walk to them and let them know u saw them then you evaporate out of his life with dignity and respect.

But there's a third way which is to just ignore them for peace sake at this early stage before exam time, else your Fs go line up for result.

i agree but the guy will call her crazy or agressive n dump her!!! The n*gga dont love her

LadyGazelle:
Hey everyone, I'm going to go straight to my story and I'll try to make it brief.

I've been dating this guy for sometime and early in the relationship he told me he had a new female bestie and I said okay. I told him that in most cases one of the besties ends up 'catching feelings' but he said theirs was different.

He's a student and the said girl is in his department, they're always together and all. He actually said that he's the only one she talks to in their department. Most times he's in her house and can stay there till as late as 10pm.

With time I began to complain, like this bestie knew more about my guy than i did. He told her things that he won't tell me, always hanging out with her and all that. They even end their calls with i love you.

When I asked him what we would do on valentines day, he said he was going to see a movie at the cinemas with his bestie


When I called his attention to it, that i felt his bestie was taking my place, that I felt they were getting too close and all that, he got angry. He said that he was disappointed in me, that if others accused him of dating her that he didn't expect it from me.

He said that the girl was like a sister and all that, and that it's agape love they have for each other. That I'm the only one he truly loves and all that. I had to beg and apologize for doubting him. He then said that he was never going to talk to me about her.

He tried to get me to meet her (before the argument) but I'm not really sure that I want to see her.
My question is was I wrong to tell him that I felt they're getting too close and that one of them might start developing feelings for each other?? Is it okay for a guy in a relationship to be that close to another girl? Cos as soon as i started dating him, I had to watch my relationships with other guys.

am going to write it in capital letter DUMP HIM!! Going to cinema with his bestie on Valentine !! Asin is he mad!! He is dating u to f**k u o!! Let me just tell u!! If his bestie starts giving him that privilege!! U r out of the picture!!he doesnt love u ma!! Ur just his pawn!! Love is blind but watch when thing unfolds

Dailylady:
A mother posed this photo on a popular women’s Facebook page and captioned it: “Disturbing”

Most of the women agreed that the photo is disturbing, blaming the mother of the child, others didn’t see anything wrong with it.

What do you think?

all i see is a young beautiful princess

ufotty2001:
1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360% on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities of a wife in you, he will leave you.
2. A man who win your love with cash may not stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with fake women who love money.
3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a Palace but her character will determine how long she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but character keep them.
4. Material things definitely has its merits but it cannot alone provide the riches of a truly meaningful life.
5. Being sexy without a character will not get you a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.
6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring love, sex is a product of love, love is not a product of sex.
7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight but love will make him stay for a lifetime.
8. There are some things that money just can't buy like manners, moral and integrity.
9. How you dress will definitely determine how men will address you.

so?? What u want us to use this information 4!!! U know nothing abt men!! If u do u will know they are unpredictable n not worth forcing urself to get social acceptance!! Be urself!!! Men still marry prostitutes!! N u wonder why Life has no manual

pryme:
Lol, you must have had a really bad experience. What ever gave you that impression thats my own version of "good ppl"? Even if you succeed in your feminist campaign it will amount to nothing if you are surrounded by bad Ppl.

Like I said earlier, you don't need feminism, but if your happiness is rooted in feminism then by all means go for it.
But I will try to avoid your kind.

lets keep the respect!!! I hv the responsiblity to do as i please n belive in what i want!!! I dont think my kind find men like you attractive in anyway!!! So we r on that already

ur stuckkkkkk

True!!

handysuzy:
The deeper you are, the harder it becomes for you to find someone who wants to have a relationship with you...You can go out on a lot of dates but at some point the relationship fails to progress any further and that is mainly because of the intensity of your depth...Not every man is strong enough to handle a deep woman...Here’s why..:

* A deep woman asks deep questions...A deep woman will probe further into your life and ask questions that you may not be prepared to answer...Even on the first date, she will dig deeper and ask personal and philosophical questions, she will never enjoy a shallow conversation.

* A deep woman is honest. Too honest, often blunt...A deep woman takes her integrity seriously and one thing she believes in is honesty...If you ask her anything, she will tell you the truth and she expects the same from you.

* A deep woman knows what she wants. Or who she wants...A deep woman knows right away if she likes you and doesn’t need to date around or explore her other options to be sure of her feelings...Her heart only beats for a special few people and she knows them right away.

* A deep woman wants a deep relationship...She wants long conversations about your life, she wants to hear stories about your past, she wants to understand your pain and she wants to add value to your life...She wants a real relationship that goes beyond going out and having fun.

* A deep woman is not afraid of intimacy. She is not afraid of getting closer or risking getting hurt in the process...She doesn’t think it will entrap her freedom or make her vulnerable...Her depth and intimacy go hand in hand and she will always cherish the beauty of intimacy in relationships.

* A deep woman sees through you. She can see who you really are and what makes you vulnerable...She is not the one to hold back from pointing out what she sees in you or how well she can read you...Even though it makes you uncomfortable, she wants you to know that she understands you and that you can be yourself around her.

* A deep woman craves consistency. She gets turned off by inconsistency or flaky behavior...She desires a strong connection and a solid bond and she knows that consistency is the foundation of that bond. A deep woman will not participate in the dating games.

* A deep woman is intense. She may be slightly intimidating because she brings intensity to everything she does...Her emotions are intense and so are her thoughts. She will never be indifferent about things that matter to her...Not everyone is strong enough to handle her intensity.

* A deep woman only knows how to love deeply. If you can’t love her deeply, she will walk away...She doesn’t know how to casually date someone she’s really into or be friends with someone she has feelings for...A deep woman knows when someone can’t meet her halfway and she will slowly detach herself from anyone who is not willing to give her the deep love she is looking for.

* A deep woman won’t wait for you...She will not wait for you to make up your mind or watch you be hesitant about her. She is strong and passionate and will not waste her emotions on someone who doesn’t appreciate their depth...Even though she is looking for a special kind of love, a deep woman is not afraid of being on her own.

so bad men still meet such women n treat them anyhow!!

Jamariwolff:
normally, I wouldn't go to a guy's house. But this guy I visited that wanted to take advantage of me is a tight friend, I mean he knows all my previous relationships and I know his.
So I didn't understand sef.

man was hot down there!!

Lol go to babalawo if ur serious!!! The extremism in getting a man smh