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nwanlecha:
So since you're such a gentleman, you should know better than to tell your lady to display her assets on a public forum, don't ya think?

Nwunye, not saying you should display nak3d pictures - just a picture of you with ya face and assets all dressed up.

Nah, I can't let my nwunye post a picture of herself in her birthday suit on a public forum. Real men don't do that.

BTW, are you the one on ya profile? - I like the ripped jeans - it looks segzy.

nwanlecha:
No, 'am not. Well on one condition though show me how weighty your pocket is, then I'll probably be willing to take such a risk.

C'mon, nwunye.

I'm a gentleman and chivalry is very essential when I deal with ladies...so it has to be ladies first.

I promise I shall reciprocate the gesture.

Deal?

nwanlecha:
I guess you're in UK right?
So you expect me to display my selling point here on Nairaland ọkwa ya?
Anyway, I worwor no be small, so there's nothing to display.

Yep yep.

You can just post it in a different section and on a thread where no one is and tag me. Once I get there - you can edit ya post and delete the picture.

Are you game, nwunye?

Appleyard:
I told ya, sh*t is coming......

Lool.

A mini no-fly has been declared over Syria with the Russia missile cruiser.

Putin is a chess player and he knows the game they're playing. Just watch who's going to laugh last.

He always outsmart them and make them look stupid.

I'm shocked Merkel hasn't said anything yet - Germany is trying to stay out of this as well.

And Hollande was also mute apart from his Assad reference. Cameron hasn't said anything as well.

Erdogan is on his own - he has the dogs in Washington to look up to.

nwanlecha:
Hmm! Why didn't you consider that before asking to pay my bride price?
We must continue oh, there's no going back for you.
Meanwhile, it's almost 12 midnight in Nigeria, you should be asleep by now.

Lol.

I don't live in Nigeria, nwunye.

Where I live, we're an hour behind naij.

Anyway, we're definitely going to continue but I need to see ya selling point.

Don't worry, money ain't a thang ask JD and Jigga.

nwanlecha:
Ok. Since money is not a problem, when are you coming to meet my parents?

Soon, nwunye.

But before we do that - I need to see what you're working with.

Appleyard:
You are correct. The man committed a fatal mistake that he would regret shortly. Thinking that Nato would fight for him when things starts boiling, is an indication that the man is strategically flawed from head to toe. Europe doesnt have the stomach for another major war, and certainly not one against Moscow. They will just abardone him to face his own peril, other than talking tough and sabre-rattling. Nothing would come from Nato, not at a time when the EU is facing an economic downhill, bringing in an issue that would further worsen the situation, is not something most EU bigwigs fancied right now. Erdogan erred big time on this, except he had something up his sleeves, especially now that it is becoming clear that the plane wasnt downed in Turkish territory.

Sir, i am not a war monger, nor one that delights in evil like some happy '' downed Russian plane '' zombies down here, but something tells me that sh*t is about to hit that cursed mideast, and that nations like Nigeria may just be the unintended winner afterall, ditto the international price of oil.

God help the souls of the innocents. Erdogan just rolled the Mideast into a point of no return.

Three Russians lost their lives and they lost one jet and a helicopter to the madness. So whatever response they get in return is justified.

Erdogan has been acting like a crazed crackhead for time due to the non-existent NATO cover and it high time someone smacked sense into him. He did the same with Libya and Gaddafi as well. He is the Grand Patron of ISIS via Washington, Saudia Arabia, Qatar, and UAE - so he and Turkey are fair game as far as I'm concerned. What made him that brave?

Appleyard:
Some people just holla when they hear the term '' stealth '' as if it makes you totally invisible to the enemy. If Iran could shoot down am Isreali stealth drone and also commandeered and captured a US stealth drone, i wonder how the F-22 can survive against the S400 that is also meant to defend against stealthyness. Not to mention that the Russians are far superior to Iran in terms of cyber and missile capability.

But not to digress, alarm bells are now ringing in Turkey for obvious reasons. I just hope Russia doesnt take things too high for the sake of peace.

Loool.

Bruddah, you should have been here earlier so the discourse would have been a highly intellectual, educative, and interesting one. These illiterate yank-bots with tinfoil hat and trolls just messed up the thread. But they got a proper beat down for that.

Anyway, at least the drone went on different missions and showed a little bit of stealth capabilities before the Iranians brought it down. F-22 is basically an utter expensive piece of crap that can't fly for long due to oxygen problems. And one of the reasons why other countries moved to 6th gen jets. That's why they just hide the luxury toys without using them. In as much as the s400 will destroy it - they don't even need it cos the oxygen problem alone will kill whatever pilot is in there.

sukkot:
very on point with that observation. my brother lived in kent before moving to naija. somewhere called gravesend. man that place is just like anywhere in london lol. nothing posh about that place. lol but then again i did not go past gravesend so i am of course speaking out of ignorance

Gravesend is more of London-Kent like Dartford. I was alluding to Kent proper.

Appleyard:
And by the time the consequencies starts taking its toll, Turkey will realise that indoor politics in NATO is mostly centered on self interest and aggradisement. The way they rushed to NATO immediately after the crash, speaks volume of what is at stake, lending credence to your theory. When shit will start to fly, many will realize that article 5 of NATO only exist against weak states, if not only on paper.

Brother, sh1t is about to hit the fan, just that i dont know which direction.

Turkey is on its own. Endogan was basically just mad they destroyed his oil smuggling facilities and decided to attack cos of a non- existent NATO cover.

He will start begging in the coming weeks. Nobody wants that drama in Europe.

Appleyard:
The same plane that cost a prime minister his job.......

Loool.

Don't mind these blinkered yank-bots with tinfoil hat.

If you can rinse billions on a toy like that, shouldn't you be flying it everywhere to show off its invincibility? They know it is a big scam and a flying coffin lol

nwanlecha:
You want to pay my bride price? Nnaa, i jikwa ego?

I don't understand Igbo, nwunye.

Just say the price and it will be paid.

mazeltov:
write in english? Hahahahahahah, can't stop laughing - this Pig enh. You are an Illiterate, I thought you are capable of engaging your padagogue (Mazeltov) in an intellectual discourse only for you to crawl back into your cave like a limping Pig. Come out and face your lord and see how I will expose the intensity of ignorance in your life!!! Ewu!! .

Lmao @ amala intellectual.

Amala Engrish induced by amala education and amala background lol. Effing incorrigible monkey.

Where are the proofs, bonobo?

NATO Diplomats in Brussels:

Diplomats present at the meeting told Reuters that while none of the 28 Nato envoys defended Russia’s actions, many expressed concern that Turkey did not escort the Russian warplane out of its airspace. “There are other ways of dealing with these kinds of incidents,” said one diplomat who declined to be named.

sukkot:
dayummm brah you been to clubs in northampton ? lol. i used to have this job in the past, contract work. they sent me all over the UK. i was in northampton, leamington spa, cambridge, oxford, st ives, cornwall, etc etc. brah it was at that point i knew the midlands was the best part of england. the people there look posh too. the further north you go after that the more chavtastic they get. also the further south. but that midlands area is where its at. british country side mate. awesome well manicured greenery for miles with only horses and cows in sight. it was at that time i knew england was not congested at all. its just that everyone chooses to concentrate in the cities like london. but trust me when i say that country is not as populated as you will think it is if you visit london.

Lool.

I went to Uni in West Midlands and raving during Uni took me everywhere. So I've been everywhere and to all the Unis there. UK isn't that populated, apart from London, and maybe Birmingham.

Also, when you travel everywhere that's when you'll know that there aren't that many black folks in the UK. I think the 3% of the population thingy is an exaggeration, since the population of black folks in London is just 7%. You would go to some places and you won't even see one black person for.hours.

Anyway, Chester is my spot for posh white chics. But in the UK, I don't think there's anywhere as posh as Kent, based on my observation. Even the Kent accent is posh. Kent is super-posh.

sukkot:
yeah MK is the bomb. nice quaint houses. very lovely place. i used to know a guy who lived there but he is back in nigeria now. well hope he loves you cuz he is about to throw down sulphur fire and brimstone. you know we are close to that time when every foreigners in the west will all start running home when the place is lit up and then eventually crumbles and falls. uk will be like mushin. dark ages. people murking each other for food. cannibalism is coming back in a big way very soon lol

MK is super-duper nice. But apart from the axis around the train station - it's dead. I don't even think they have a club there, to be honest. The nearest club is in Northampton. Nice place to raise a family though.

Lol.The most high loves me - I know that, hence I'm blessed.

Imagine them drafting folks to go fight war? Darn! A war that isn't the black man's war - just some war created by some neanderthals in Washington and is being escalated by some ragheaded Turkmen, who love killing millions of people for the fun of it cos they have access to big killing machines. These folks have lost their damn minds. Fvck all of them.

mazeltov:
Pummel? Lwkmd!! Local Pig, what is exactly your point? You have overused the word ''propaganda'' and I have started to think that such pleonasm in every of your tale has externalised [/b]the degree at which ignorance and witlessness have obliterated your moral-compass hence, you see the importunate need proliferate your [b]ripened puffery and bloopa to every susceptible mind here on nairaland.
Sit down and listen!! I always coincide with synopses that are analytical, sagacious and evenhanded which doesn't hold any atom misconception(s) - perhaps you could lift a clue from this and stop behaving like a (spineless critter) whose putamen has been knocked out: yes I have seen that anything that doesn't go in line with the fallacies you like regurgitating or any point that is beyond the reach of your shallow understanding/ knowledge is regarded as a propaganda to you so what else would you like to showcase if not glowing stupidity. Lolzz, Boy please go to bed and have a nice rest. You are not a worthy adversary to engage me in any back-and-forth!!!

Lol.

What language is this?

Can someone please tell this illiterate and incoherent monkey to write in English language?

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sukkot:
yeah i am sure if you moved just a bit up north to milton keynes you will be quite safe. lots of naija there too. but ? the ultimate protection is celestial protection from Yah.

Lol.

I love MK though but there's nothing there. Went up there a few times back in the day to link chics.

Beautiful and well planned place to raise a family - but not for a nyggah like me right now.

sukkot:
yeah well its all a sign of the times my brother. the day of reckoning is here. its time to separate the sheep and the goats and this period we are entering in ? you better hope you are one of the sheeps or you may just end up being one of the collateral damage in this carnage that will ensue to usher in this new world age. we are right at the door-step of a new age but it will be ushered in amidst much violence and bloodshed. you better hope you are a sheep and not a goat. am telling ya Shymmex

Lool.

The most high loves me and I won't be a collateral damage. Hopefully, the chicken would go home across the Atlantic to roost. And also destroy all the blinkered fvckers who help them in spreading propaganda everywhere.

Tkester:
I've been waiting for that proof since morning, in fact that's the reason why I'm still on this thread. It seems the the proof is taking forever.

Leaves thread!

The plonkers will never post any proofs cos they were just spouting porkies everywhere.

Effing cu.nts.

sukkot:
yeah you need to move to aberdeen lolzzz

Loool.

You know I can't leave my city. Scotland is too cold, man.

Fvck these people.

I remember 7/7 just like yesterday.

At least back then I never really left South London that much and a few months later, I ran off to Uni.

This one won't be funny. Who knows who'll be the collateral damage?

Even these days, you have to be watchful when you go to crowded places...

sukkot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qibupa5WiI

Brev, these fvckers are just making us live in fear.

Paris is close to home and 7/7 is still fresh in my mind.

Do you know how I've to observe everywhere closely everyday on the train and underground when going to work?

That's the type of fvcked up life the fvckers in Washington want us to live with the devilish ISIS they created and the stupid ragheaded country, Turkey, is trying to escalate things now.

And you have got village fvckers on here who eat, sleep, wake, and pee propaganda always coming here to post outright lies. Muthaphuck all these people.

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Missy89:
Lol I see you are still acting stupid. So lemme get this straight. So the Russian mod released a snipet of what they have in syria and later denied it and then asked idiiots like you who believed it in the first place to do more research online so you can know what the s400 really look like.

Are you fucking 5tupid

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I thought you were leaving to go suck dyck, scandalous sket?

Plonker, they released a video and discerning folks zoomed it out and saw the 96L6 which is the standard battery acquisition radar in the S-400. And the Russian denied it deployed s400, just like should to avoid unnecessary escalation. How many times have different countries done the same and denied it?

Oh, if it had been something useful to help ya idiotic propaganda, you would've been the first to cite different cases where Russia said something and denied it. But cos this doesn't suit what you're paid for with se.men from uncircumcised dycks - you want to argue against it, no? Didn't Russia deny it sent troops to Crimea? What about Ukraine? You were loud about those ones, weren't you? - effing despicable cu.nt.

Post proofs of the UK shooting down a Russian plane in Syria and a 4th gen jet with stealth capabilities - or shut the fvck up, you slimy bonobo.

sukkot:
you need to lead me to the meme stash. whats the website ?. post it in here

Loool

Big bredrin, celestial beings don't use gifs.

Let's focus on the war these fvckers are trying hard to bring to our doorstep.

Who knows what's next? London isn't safe, bruddah.

sukkot:
Well you know the sun moved into sagittarius 2 days ago and we are in the 9th luna month and tommorow is the FULL MOON in taurus so the celestial realm is well established and fully primed for war. tomorrow and 26th are two interesting days to lookout for it to explode all over the world ( very good possibility. these things usually kick off on full moon days ). now news update, the pilots got shot and killed by the turks, and 3 russian journalists on the ground are seriously injured, and another russian helicopter was just gunned down a few minutes ago by american backed syrian rebels. the point to all this being ? this is a false flag of course but it looks like this time around they are taking collateral damage with them. some peoples lives have been counted as dispensable for the course. so yeah its all going down according to script and the dispensables aka the pawns are slowly working up the crescendo of the story till it gets to the target spot >>>>> USA

Interesting.

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mazeltov:
Good point.

Loool.

You and ya fellow propagandists used to call him a conspiracy theorist. But now that you have been exposed and pummeled like a slave on this thread - you can't help but cosign his celestial message. Constipated much? - Hysterical.

Henceforth, if you ever quote me again with outright lies and propaganda, I shall give you the same treatment you got on this thread. And make sure you forward the message to the scandalous uncircumcised dycks loving sket, missy89.

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vedaxcool:
I am happy I posted on a thread that the dirty sizzurp pig got owned!

Ragheaded monkey, why are you running?

Three down - two stark illiterates and a scandalous sket.

It's ya turn, come get force-fed with pork and make incense smelling and camel jockeying Mohammed proud.

sukkot:
just observing my big Chief Shymmex. just observing. well it looks like hell is about to crawl out of hades and onto the earth. yup, its that time to be a prepper. stock up on dry foods and whatnot CUZ ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWNNNNNNNNN

Loool.

Same here, big bredrin.

These heifer are dead serious about starting something big. And one more miscalculation and what's going to happen next may consume everyone.

Missy89:
Lol,

london literate,

So the mod released a picture of a covert military asset that was deployed in syria

Read da link u slowpoke

U are 5tupid as fvck but u don't even know it. I am done with you

Scandalous village sket, at least I provided proof with picture for mine, where's yours?

1). You claimed it's not s400, till I provided another proof that the 96L6 that's in picture is the standard battery for s400.

2). Now you're back to trying to trifle a trifle when if you had a brain, you would know that it was deployed covertly but the video released by the Russia defence ministry's a propaganda tool to give folks a little snippet of what they've out there, so folks won't get too brazen.

Just go suck uncircumcised dycks and shut ya gob. You still can't post any proof for the outright lies ya fellow propagandist posited, yet you jumped into what's none of ya business just to expose ya amala background, silly biitch.

Sukkot

Big bredrin, I see you.

Any celestial message about what's happening, big rasta?

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Missy89:
Fvckhead,

Deployed covertly but dailymail got the picture from russia's mod

Deployed covertly but foreign journalists got a tour of the facility

How fvcked up is ya pea brain sir? Fvcking shymmx

Smh lol

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You're an idiot, you fvcking illiterate sket.

Did foreign journalist get a tour of the facility or was it zoomed out from the video of Russia jets released by the Russia defence ministry?

Fvcking village monkey with amala extract for brain matter. Your brain cells have been ghetto-gagged by uncircumcised dycks, move out of the way, and let those who have something intelligent to post say something, stupid biitch.

Tkester:
Mehn you are becoming daring thes days, what's giving you so much courage? I guess you had a nice mess last night.

Lool.

She got brave after gulping more se.men from a next uncircumcised dyck.

Reality is going to smack her in the head soon.