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Pavicx:
This country nawaO


Who cut the tails of the cow?
I just tire for my country people.
We are our problem!!!

na the tail be your concern

CandyOps:
Hmmm.... this is exactly the problem. Devil and God!

You see I don't think I can ever get to employ or live with or date anyone who is superstitious or religious because they're all mentally deranged and easily cajoled people. And even if I do, I'll be extremely cautious and never at rest.

Because na only religious people dey do nasty unthinkable stuffs like this including- washing and cooking with water used in washing private body parts and dead bodies/cadaver from mortuary, ritual killings, witchcraft, yahoo plus, voodoo and other African superstitious shits.

It is only logical to say that religion is killin Africans in droves every single day.

Because na when person believe say God dey him go also believe Satan dey exist. If by chance I get to ever become a governor or public office holder one of the first bills I'll pass would be the bill of criminalizing religion.

I'd copy the Chinese govt. and throw anyone who believes in spirits to a mental home.

Anyone who strongly believes a 'spirit' or unseen voice can talk to him or direct his/her life should have his/her head examined.

In fact, I don't even need the govt. If and when I have kids, I'll have the school exempt them from all religious activities and studies.. and will sue any institution that tries to put my kids through such abuse

Gibberish

When will you see a male delivery/ messenger or whatever you call it since these years? You had better check you character! I can predict you're arrogant and abusive from afar.

You re even looking for a child of God. Are you yourself a child of God?

You have changed your strategy by mentioning God. I do run from people that smart in mentioning the name of God. They are liers.
All these your statements, like 'God bless you,' are deceit, as far as I am concerned.

I have been having terrible dreams recently.
Please help me interpret these different dreams.

1 About 2 weeks ago, I dreamed that a guy and I were in the prison. A lady that I know in my fomer working place started shouting and protesting that 'why did you put these people in prison since these years? What is their offence? Which court of law ordered you to put them in prison.You did not even take them to court'. As she was shouting, many people joined her saying the same thing. And everywhere became noisy.
Human right lawyer, Femi Falana heard them from his office, he then came out with a big file and asked the 2 of us to attache our statement and documents to that file. He then said he will sue the govt and security agents that illegally imprison us and demand billion of dollar compensation for us.
In that dream,I started wondering how I got to the prison in the first place, because I could not remember. A video of it was then played for me, which showed a man that walked into my workshop. As I was working he started saying that he hate me, he did not like my face and eyes. He then ordered his men to put me in the prison.

So after we have attached our documents to that file, Falana collected the file and asked us to go out of the prison and go home. That is how I left the place.
As I was going on road, I started asking myself within myself that: 'so I was in the prison all these while and I did no know, but I used to go out some times now'. As I was saying this, it seemed someone was at my back and replied, 'you were in prison, you were only allowed to go out as occasions demanded. It is now that you are regain freedom. And you will soon have money become a rich, because when Falana sue them, court will order govt to pay you compensation.
That is how I woke.

The second dream, I saw my supervisor in my former working place, he came to my house and started feeling sad that he had been calling my line with all his four numbers and i refused to pick it. He said he liked me he want to be my friend and I did not give him audience.
I then told him I will be picking his call when next he call. As he was going he started rain prayers on me that I even fed up of saying amen to his blessing. I can hear my mum also saying amen as he was praying. After that he flash my number and told me that is his number. I then replied him that I will save it.

Supposing he was the one accused of such harassment, will he step aside?

Keep deceiving una self.

Baba, ori yin o pe

dyera:
So you mean since 1999 they didn't know that something like this should be in the constitution, smh.

You are ignorant

atess90:
An experienced married poultry manager needed in ibadan. Must be ready to sleep in the farm shed

Why are you looking for a married man? Do u want him sleeping with his wife in the farm shed?
You wicked fa

Even the yeye hisbah officials are black

bobogii2008:
We are still recruiting. Candidate would also be given Christmas bonuses in december.

I beg get lost with your nonsense advert.
cheeeeeeew

Why the picture no come clear?
Oja okunkun

JohnBullMySon:
dey there dey whine. Did America ask for permission from Iraq, Pakistan or Syria before they entered to carry out their business? If you find their trouble, them go arrest you in your village and ship you away in a casket. Till we geh sense in this country, other people go still disrespect us. See hushpuppi that his own country asked for him yet they shipped him to another country without any remorse.

dindinrin

LaReinaa:
Tell me why I won’t leave this God forsaken country called Nigeria..
I will rather be a slave in a another country than to be killed in my own country by my own wicked government

But you will carry the passport of the god
forsaken country in whatever country you relocate to, mumu

Misleading haedline.The main article says Niger near Nigerian border. Some people did not even read the main news before they started typing rubish.
How will a foreign military carry out raid in another country without the permission of the said country. It can only happen in countries like Niger where US has military base, not in Nigeria.

Chibexe:
hello Siant
Yes you can apply for MILD

Is master in International Law and Diplomacy academic or professional master?

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What of Letter of Recommendation?

Because woman derives her identity from a man, either her father or husband.
A woman can become anything by virtue of her husband even if she is not qualified for such position.
They cannot stand alone without a male figure.
That is why you see a widow referring to her son, 'oko mi'. (My Head). Have you seen a man calling his daughter, 'my wife'?

Hustle is real!
Direct the advert to your mumu family members like you

Yomit71:
please who can give me keke marwa, either hired purchase or daily pay. am available to work in any part of Nigeria especially Abuja, Lagos, Porthacourt, Kaduna etc
message me on WhatsApp +2348137550689

can you work in ibadan?

How much is salary

See as buhari/apc agent on nairaland is running up and down on the thread making all sorts of sweet comments. No matter how hard you try to present this administration to us as the messiah Nigeria needs, this govt will never gain the cceptability of the patriotic Nigerians.

You know thyself.

dtphilosopher:
can I take the assignment please? I'm an English teacher for 10 years now.
dtphilosopher02@gmail.com

ok.l will reach you through your mail probably tommorow

DaInferno:
I give up .. u clearly lack sarcasm: when God says the heart of men is wicked, he doesn't necessarily mean all men, but the men involved know themselves! you just dey the assume things here anyhow... say what if na karma, wtf? u still the follow this very topic so?, abi na another thing d ur mind?!

weting dey my mind?

DaInferno:
...u just the divert from the topic; op no mention say the girl the use am to achieve her selfish goals if you read am well, rather na op the use this hardworking girl(as him out am) catch cruise. omo no d attack me!

Why were you referring to all men as scum in the first place? Why didn't you attack the op in person.
By the way, do you know whether it is karma that is set to show itsef in the life of the sympathised girl too.?

DaInferno:
what ever rides your boat bro, am not talking about all the women in world... am talking about this particular woman who op claimed she's has good qualities yet it will end in "tears"

somethings we no d get them unless we try to put the person for our shoes. just pray make person no use ur daughter catch this kind cruise!

Every relationship cannot end in marriage..
Just pray make person no use your son's sweat to acquire her desired materials

DaInferno:
men are scum
you get a quality woman, but u say it will end in tears;may her God punish you when u mess up. I dislike selfish bad people

Mr. man, forget this 'men are scum'. Women are not innocent as well.
There are women who just want to chop guys money and run. So all things being equal.
Now that the guy don get in between her legs, she is now emotionally attached to him

mzfunshy:
Good evening house,
I believe that with the recent announcement of school re-opening, there will be job openings in schools.

Please,I am in need of a teaching job. I am experienced in the primary and secondary sections and I will like to up my game as I look out for British schools or schools that offer a blend of British/Nigerian curriculum. I graduated with a good result in English language and Literary studies.

Help a sis please, I really want to make use of this opportunity as there might be openings in schools at this time. Location is Lagos, Alimosho, ikeja axis.

Thank you so much.

As a graduate of English, can you do an assignment for me online? It won't take you more than one and half hour.
I will pay you 3k

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