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Celebrities / Re: Moment Wizkid Prostrated To Greet Tubaba At The Headies Award 2021 (video) by Sickmod(m): 6:29pm On Feb 22, 2021
Maturity
Celebrities / Re: Inside Kim Kardashian & Kanye West $2bn Divorce, From Property To Supercars (Pix by Sickmod(m): 5:29pm On Feb 21, 2021
pocohantas:



Millionaires and billionaires in dollars are getting divorced and na U-27 Npower candidates in a third world country carry am for head. People wey dey off data connection before going to bed.

Wahala for who no face im own problem. grin



Lol. KimYe are getting divorced and about to share their wealth, but somehow a young man in Nigeria, an undergraduate, corps member or at best a hustling guy with 03 Corolla, a DSTV dish and Elepaq gen says he won’t marry because of that.

As in, he doesn’t want to share his almost 2 decades old Corolla?

I have never even seen where a Naija man
(married under the Nigerian law) shared properties with his ex-wife. So why are some people trying to be more Catholic than the pope? Nawa!


Mouth cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Phones / Re: Could US Be Right About These Phones? by Sickmod(m): 4:03pm On Feb 20, 2021
Try changing your email and add extra password authentication for better security.

Education / Re: Ghana Introduced African Attire As School Uniform, The First In Africa by Sickmod(m): 3:56pm On Feb 20, 2021
Cool, but it's been existing in anambra for the past 4years. There are other notable schs that are doing that in Nigeria now. A good example is the eucharistic model college.
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Laundered Funds For North Korean Hackers - US Department Of Justice by Sickmod(m): 11:43pm On Feb 19, 2021
We need to check the authenticity of the news, I mean, the source of this news before we can
say anything about it.

Crime / Re: Police Officer Suspended After Been Caught Kissing A Woman He Arrested. by Sickmod(m): 11:34pm On Feb 19, 2021
Test run cheesy

Phones / Re: DSTV Multichoice Plans To Beat Netflix Out Of Streaming Market by Sickmod(m): 11:31pm On Feb 19, 2021
We shall see
Education / Re: Hijab: Kwara Directs Closure Of Schools In Ilorin by Sickmod(m): 5:27pm On Feb 19, 2021
sweetonugbu:
If I wear masquerade dress to an islamic school will they allow me to enter?. Ordinary to comment on islamic section here you must swear an oat not to talk of entering their school or mosque

That part where you have to swear to comment on islamic section is sick. It shows how biased this nairaland is...
Celebrities / Re: “NYSC Gave Me A Wife” - Man Engages His Fellow Corps Member On Their POP Day. by Sickmod(m): 1:23pm On Feb 19, 2021
Lovely...He won!
Education / Re: My Department Is Full Of Females by Sickmod(m): 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2021
JustJesse:
I'm a freshman in the University of Ibadan (not gonna specify my department). We're resuming next Monday (online) and a WhatsApp chat group has been created by some of my course mates, I joined and checked through the profiles, from the names and profile picture I was almost certain that I was the only male there, then they started doing this introduction with their real names ಥ‿ಥ.
As at now, we're about 40 in the group and I'm the only human with a penis ಥ╭╮ಥ

Blessed art thou amongst women grin
Politics / Re: Imo Assembly Approves Renaming Okorocha’s Eastern Palm Uni After Mbadiwe by Sickmod(m): 5:35pm On Feb 17, 2021
A good name... MbadIWE grin Anger in the air

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Romance / Re: Sex: Is My Girlfriend Telling Me The Truth? by Sickmod(m): 5:34pm On Feb 17, 2021
Angelacruz:
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Epic image....

The first person to comment has said it all
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by Sickmod(m): 5:29pm On Feb 17, 2021
Kriss216:
Spell MALLAM from behind, na still MALLAM.



Even LAWAL...na still LAWAL
Education / Re: Teacher Injures Student For Failing To Submit Assignment In Rivers (Graphic Pics by Sickmod(m): 10:41am On Feb 17, 2021
The teacher's area of concentration for the punishment should be investigated...

There is more to the assignment thing joor... Maybe oga don fail in some moves toward that region e come carry vex descend on the poor thing
Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke (Invictus Obi) Sentenced To 10 Years In Prison by Sickmod(m): 10:35am On Feb 17, 2021
tillaman:
Wow, I believe he must have cut a deal with them feds because these people nor dey wan hear fraud especially when a Nigerian is involved
Invictus is one lucky dude because he won’t even do the whole time (10 years) he will probably be out in another 5 years
He go don sing to the feds, little birdie

The guy is wise...
Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Won’t Restructure Nigeria If He Becomes President — Ayo Adebanjo by Sickmod(m): 10:25am On Feb 17, 2021
Is that man still thinking of becoming?
Romance / Re: Does My Fiancée Love Me? by Sickmod(m): 10:23am On Feb 17, 2021
InfernoNig:
My people will say

"A man who wants to live long must marry a woman that loves him more. Make the mistake of loving you wife more than she loves you, you will die 20years before your time".


My people have spoken.

Peace.

My verdict too


A word is enough for a real nigger
Crime / Re: Man Caught With Human Parts In Osun Paraded By Police (Photo) by Sickmod(m): 10:19am On Feb 17, 2021
Cut his leg, give it to him to go and use.

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Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Wins Match Ball For Hat-trick Against Barcelona by Sickmod(m): 9:20am On Feb 17, 2021
I have been in a clinic since yesterday taking care of my friend who is a strong barca fan. He suffered heart break yesterday during the match.

I juz open nairaland this morning to read jeje, I came across this news and gladly sheared barca's pounding with my friend...the next thing I heard was yeeeeeh!

My friend has been rushed to the ICU and I have been angrily asked by the doctor to leave.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Tells New Envoys To Treat Nigerians Abroad With Dignity by Sickmod(m): 9:13am On Feb 17, 2021
As if they treated home based with dignity while at home...

Ìse ílé ni a ngbé lòdé
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Used FG’s Handle To Tweet On APC Crisis, Got Blasted by Sickmod(m): 9:09am On Feb 17, 2021
Really... I am expecting the next breaking news to be....

APC crisis: Lai says, ''wasn't me"
Politics / Re: Marketers Raise Petrol Price To ₦170, Depots Suffer Shortage by Sickmod(m): 9:07am On Feb 17, 2021
If you ever voted for this administration and you come here to complain, may sambisa thunder fire you
Politics / Re: I Lost N20 Million To Shasha Crisis, Not Going Back There - Chairman by Sickmod(m): 9:05am On Feb 17, 2021
Wow! I thought I was the only one that lost something there o...


I lost 4billion when I passed through that market after the crisis.


Shebi na everybody wan cash in

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Politics / Re: EFCC Dismisses Corruption Allegation Against Abdulrasheed Bawa by Sickmod(m): 9:03am On Feb 17, 2021
EFCC is now the judiciary... Lol


We understand the outfit has been picky of who to go to jail and who to let go but what I am confused about is....


Is it an organization of the north, by the north and for the north?

Juz asking for a friend who has been in my neck as if I am Bubu
Crime / Re: A 10 Year Old Armed Robber Apprehended By Security Operatives In Edo State. by Sickmod(m): 8:59am On Feb 17, 2021
If this is true...
Get his parents and let them serve whatever sentence is due for his crime, hand the lil'man to child care NGO and let him go through thorough rehabilitation.

My judgement

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Health / Re: Jigawa University Student Commits Suicide After His Girlfriend Cheated On Him by Sickmod(m): 1:56pm On Feb 16, 2021
If you want to live long, don't love a girl more than she loves you

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Education / Re: UNN Suspends Chigozie Obum For Impregnating Four Students Within 4 Years by Sickmod(m): 9:53am On Feb 16, 2021
Wayward dick
Romance / Re: Photos Of Men Buying Female Pants As Valentine Gifts For Their Lovers Go Viral by Sickmod(m): 11:08pm On Feb 15, 2021
Shedrack777:
what?[/quote =post=]ONSHORE and OFFSHORE DICHOTOMY guy speak to me in a language i'll understand because you're not speaking to the gods
Sorry you did not get it...it was sarcasm.
Romance / Re: Photos Of Men Buying Female Pants As Valentine Gifts For Their Lovers Go Viral by Sickmod(m): 4:35pm On Feb 14, 2021
Shedrack777:
but how them take know the pant sizes?

Haba, how dem no go know? Shebi dey have been overseeing and running the onshore and offshore dichotomy

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