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Machinegun91:
All of us go die when our time reach.

Some will die inside churches and mosques

Some in their houses

Some in their place of work

Some in roads

Some on their dining table

Some inside pussy

May God accept and forgive us which ever way we die grant us entener life

fadilaMaikiriki:
This is not a nice thing to say to someone.

Princessogaraya:
Hahahaha

My chest oooo

fadilaMaikiriki:
Haba! Why would you say such a thing? That's not a nice thing to say to someone.

judatech:
Abracadabra loading

Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!

DonBenny77:
Go and sleep jor

fadilaMaikiriki:
Hello all!
I'm Fadila. I'm the fifth child in a family of four girls, two boys.

Please help me out!
How do I unite my breasts and make them stand in unity? I don't know what to do. The only time my breasts are together in one accord is whenever I get them locked up in their house. And this is because I forced them, not as if it's their wish to be together. Because, whenever I open the door to their house, they all fall apart, looking sad and facing the opposite direction, like two bitter housewives being wifed by one husband.

I've tried ways to unite them but, it seems like the ways I've tried are not working as fast as I would want. Please, which other way(s) do you think I can get them to stand upright and in unity?
Has anyone encountered this or been in this situation before, or seen a thing like this? Please, I need suggestions on what I can do to remedy this situation and make peace reign in their midst. I want them to be able to face upwards, stand up boldly on their own with or without any support from anyone or anything.

Thanks.


Let me see it first, then advice follow suit.
Sannun ku!

Michelle70:
no be u deh give daily odds?

where u see mega deal go sign for Abj

https://www.nairaland.com/7339064/official-nairaland-daily-bet-prediction

obembet:
I understand that most Nigerian are passing through alot currently because of situations of the nation. Some people are even find it so difficult to eat 3 times in a day which make them forget Thier dear parents.

Despite our challenges, we need to understand that we still have more strength to achieve so many things unlike our parents who only depends on us.

So let me put this to your my dear Nairalanders, when last did you send money to your dear parents?

LilMissFavvy:
You did not catch your wife cheating on you, all you saw were text messages. Whatever the case, I believe she has appologised, and might be ready to repent, but you are all out to ruin' your marriage. So anytime there is a minor issue, one must divorce.....hmm.

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HardMirror:
i am not a kid. i told u she is popular. u are the kid here. her worth is not a secret. only kids talk the way you talk. only a poor, wretched person would assume everyone using the same platforms he uses must be poor like himself.
I am talking of someone that was looking for a contractor to put solar power in 1000 houses she owns and want to renovate. you are talking of obi cubana. lol. Too many silly people here.
my last response to you. your comment adds nothing to me so that is your problem

Afodot0022:
Top of the day to you all wherever you are reading this my story. I am just in an emotional situation now that i need a breather and what to do to ease me of this emotional pains am going through.
I got married 5 years ago and have 2 daughters to that. For almost 5 years of marriage, i have not had any reason to suspect my wife of cheating cause she has always prove to be a loyal and trustworthy person to me not until recently that i started noticing some things popping up. Our marriage has not been that rosy and perfect as we do have alots of arguments which i have tried my best to make her happy in my capabilities. I fund the house finances and barely get any tangible financial support from her but that doesn't really bother me so far am still capable of meeting those bills.
It happened when i noticed that my wife started using password on her phone and she react negatively whenever i want to access her phone. Though she doesn't pick up my phone cos its also has password but i can never deny my wife access to my phone whenever she wants to make use of it. Anytime i want to access her phone, she says she cant allow me cos i dont allow her aswell which is not true. I only password my phone cos of security purpose. The last time i used her phone, i noticed she deleted a particular chat with a guy. It was the guy replying chat that made me knew she deleted the conversation and the way the guy was addressing her made me so uncomfortable. He was using my love and all sort of romantic words to my wife, i saw it and confronted her about it that i dont like it but she said he is just a friend that she knew way back before she got married. I noticed the guy just left the country to an arab country and my wife told me that its strictly business of exporting food stuff to him thats between then.
Fortunately, i picked up her phone last night and what i saw was so devastating, i noticed she was still chatting with the guy and also exchanging love words together. My wife told the guy that she loves him and also miss him so much. This was just a little out of their conversation. I was so mad and screenshot those chat and send to my self for evidence cos she can deny anything deniable. I sent those shots to out church pastor, her dad, her mom and also all her siblings to know what their daughter was doing under my roof. Her dad has been apologizing that i should forgive her but seriously am so hurt emotionally right now and just felt like leaving the marriage cos to trust her henceforth will be difficult..
Pls what advice can you give i do and also did i over reacted by sending those screenshot out to her family and pastor. I need to know cos am confused. Pls pardon my english and typo errors.

Pls mod help me move this for wider input

HardMirror:
The person I am talking about is popular. I did not know she was the one until i got to her office in VI. (I am into construction and have another accnt i use only for business). No need to dey argue nonsense. There are billionaires here on nairaland

HardMirror:
Baba you are talking nonsense. Even if you are jeff bezoz or Elon musk it does not mean you cannot join any forum or social media you like. Elon musk who is the richest person in the world tweets and catches cruise more than even jobless people. He is always catching cruise that you would think he is one broke 16 year old boy. Go figure. So dont think because anyone is on nairaland, that means that person is broke. I have met someone richer than obi cubana here on nairaland. Yes she does not comment but at least she is a member all the same.

As for that guy, I dont believe him. His claim does not add up at all. You cannot go from losing $7000 to gaining $12,000 a week. They guy is obviously lying

Xenry:
Finally, If you can't find a job, then create one. Develop skills that would help you to be your own boss, employer ... especially in a faded country like Nigeria.