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RomanceRe: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex?? by silibaba: 7:08pm On Mar 18, 2022
To pound pounded yam easy?
EducationRe: What Is The Best Product For Shaving Private Parts? by silibaba: 6:57pm On Mar 18, 2022
Just apply razor blade
RomanceRe: What Are The Advantages Of Not Falling In Love? by silibaba: 6:55pm On Mar 18, 2022
You will not break your leg, I mean your aza.
CrimeRe: What My Neighbor's 9 Years Old Daughter Did To Me When I Was Taking My Bath. by silibaba: 8:10am On Mar 18, 2022
Bvmsson:
Omo like play like play this thing happened to me this afternoon and I can't believe it really happened.

I share a flat with my neighbor who has 3 kids, a girl and two boys. We use the same bathroom and restrooms (they really do mess things up) and a kitchen, so I really do not have complete ownership of the flat. She and her husband begged me to rent out the place to them because they were stranded and after some consideration I decided to rent it out to them and since then we've been living peacefully.

This afternoon I was feeling so hot because the weather was hot so I decided to take a cold bath and use the opportunity to shave my pubic and armpit hairs using VEET CREAM. I was in the bathroom when the children came back from school and that was when I was busy trying to wipe off the veet and hairs from my pubic area. Then I noticed that I was only hearing the voice of the youngest child which was weird to me, so my instinct way telling me to look under the door and to my greatest surprise I saw two children legs at the door of the bathroom and the youngest boy at a very distant area from the bathroom...

OMG!! Ooooooo church!!!!!!!!


Immediately I called their names and told them that I can see them they both ran away. Because of this I hurriedly took my bath and come out to question them.
I called the two children out and started questioning them in an angry tone to know the truth(which I know already because I caught them) and the 2nd born who is a boy said it was not him ooooo, that it was the girl who is the eldest that was peeping at me in the bathroom when I was naked, so I turned to the girl and I asked her to tell me the truth but she lied instead so I threatened to report them both to their mother when she returns. Immediately, I dashed inside my room angry but the girl followed me and was begging me not to tell her mother. She started crying and begging and in my mind I resolved to not tell her mother only for me to hear the most surprising thing in my entire life.... She said I should f@vk her and not tell her mother.....

OMG!!!!!! A 9 year old girl?

Immediately, I gave this girl a dirty slap and told her to get out of my room.... She left....


Omo if you see the way my heart dey beat very fast because I know say females(even children) can tell lies that you tried to rape them and they refused that's why you slapped them....



OMG!!!!

Immediately the mama come back I went straight to report before she go hear another story.

As I'm typing this her mother dey beat them now sef.


Abeg guys you have to be very careful when dealing with little girls ooo. The world don spoil finish.... Any small thing Dem go say na rape.
I still can't believe this happened to me today.... I was thinking I have put enough preventive measures to not make something of such happen but e com happen.

Parents please train your children well and guide them...


I'm still in shock now...
Lol na dem dey even spoil the children finish.

Na former oloshos dey marry.(from primary school dem don dey Bleep, secondary school dem level up dem games. Na for university dem they inherit borehole toto. When dem want settle down, dem go dey beg God for God fearing husband)

How many Virgin dey in town now?

Until men makes it a top priority to marry only virgins nothing will change.

Thank God all my Kids are boys. I don't need a female child. Kudos to billings methods.
RomanceRe: I Think I Am Loving My Male Best Friend by silibaba: 9:04pm On Mar 17, 2022
Sheleads:
I met this best friend of mine early December last year, since then we have bonded very well.

The truth is that I am already loving this guy, but it looks like he is interested in another woman out there...

I don't want to come out desperate or a "do or die affair" he watches me get closer to another guy, but he speaks ill of the new guy I want to date. Right inside my heart, he is the guy I love. Since this guy isn't reciprocating my feelings, should I discard our friendship and move on with my life? Or reduce our closeness? I don't want to be hurt or look desperate.

If you don't Have anything reasonable to say don't comment.......
Jesus saves. Talk to Jesus in prayers.
PoliticsRe: Which Other 2023 Presidential Aspirant Is As Serious As Tinubu? by silibaba: 12:42pm On Mar 17, 2022
Cryofigbos:
You have gone in pieces already......don't know why u pdp apologise r more concern in who becomes APC ewedu party aspirants, u have successfully wrote trash and rubbish from ur stinky gutter head.....u should demand ur ppl get a short at pdp that u have always been voting, d fact that some of u from that side thinks u r part of bargaining power amused me, non of d struggle in APC drama will favour any of u...those that have stakes in d party will decide hw things will unfold, thinking some ppl r fighting for power so u can benefit is just mental disorder
I won't say a word.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Yoruba Obas Are Wrong To Unite Too Hastily Behind Tinubu - Vanguard by silibaba: 8:36am On Mar 17, 2022
PoliticsRe: Which Other 2023 Presidential Aspirant Is As Serious As Tinubu? by silibaba: 7:45am On Mar 17, 2022
hynodo:
The 2023 General Elections are almost here and political parties are expected to hold their Primaries in a few months. So far, Only Bola Tinubu has been working hard and making moves.

He has majorly been canvassing for votes and cementing his structure.....What's happening with other aspirants?
No be who first start to husstle dey turn dangote at last.

My father use to tell me to always sharpen my cutlass very very well before going to the farm to cut down trees. Other better aspirants are also brainstorming on how to hit the ground.


Immediately Buhari told him that you can't be in Lagos and dictate what happens in Abuja, the panic started from there for him. Tinubu just running up-and-down due to fear of the unknown. He know very well that buhari will never endorse him.

When buhari was asked who is he going to support, he said he won't mention the persons name coz he don't want the person to be assassinated I guess like funsho William.

But I believe Jonathan or Amaechi should be his best choice. Amaechi supported buhari to the point Nigerians were calling him ATM machine.He fought Jonathan for buhari face to face.South south still have one pending term remaining then south east will likely come on board. Yorubas should go sit down and wait for thier turn and stop acting like a backstabbers.

I Go in peace.
PoliticsRe: Reps Urge Automatic Jobs For First Class Graduates by silibaba: 7:21am On Mar 17, 2022
FashionRe: 2022 Latest, Most Fashionable Ankara Skirt And Blouse Styles You Would Love by silibaba: 12:25am On Mar 15, 2022
sorry to disappoint you, not impress at at all.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Denied Employment Because Of Leg Chain. by silibaba: 10:18pm On Mar 14, 2022
Easyincome24:
What could be wrong disqualifying a lady in a job interview for wearing a leg chain?



https://mobile.twitter.com/JojoNitq/status/1502744937007300620
Is it a brothel job?
RomanceRe: How I Lost My Husband. Learn From My Experience by silibaba: 10:00pm On Mar 14, 2022
Jeremani:
Like joe biden?
Don clerricuzio


Some people even control the president if you don't know.
EducationRe: "Fresher Dey Toast Me" - UNIOSUN Female Student Rants (VIDEO) by silibaba: 7:32pm On Mar 14, 2022
Sigggy:
Update from SIGGY .ng

A 200 level Osun State University (UNIOSUN) student went berserk after a 100 level student tried to woo her, Siggy reveals.

The 200 level student, making a video of her self, stated that because she wasn’t putting on her ID card, a fresher, who evidently didn’t know his place, was asking her out.

Her remark had evoked tittering from her band of friends who found the whole matter funny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzqm3FaIqgw

Source: SIGGY
If you love somebody, walk up to her and tell am you like am mo oooo

Coz it does no crime to dulling

Ask African China ft faze
RomanceRe: How I Lost My Husband. Learn From My Experience by silibaba: 9:49am On Mar 14, 2022
Jeremani:
Think of me when u see putin
Strong men are calm.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by silibaba: 9:40am On Mar 13, 2022
Judging by her dressing,She still need Jesus Coz He is all in all.
RomanceRe: How I Lost My Husband. Learn From My Experience by silibaba: 9:26am On Mar 13, 2022
Jeremani:
Mad person wey dey quote everything
Do you who I am?

I will impeach you angry
PoliticsRe: Israel PM Asks Ukraine President To Surrender To Russia by silibaba: 8:11am On Mar 13, 2022
Hisbah21:
no its better to die fighting then doing nothing. and history will not forget him as the person that sell his country
If someone carry fight you can't win come inside your house where your wife, children and properties is at stake, won't you surrender. Keep advicing the comedian president wrongly.
Car TalkRe: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by silibaba: 8:04am On Mar 13, 2022
timbros:
Him say one bottle for all Nairalanders no be one one bottle for each person grin
So na canter we go use dey share the drink be that grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Who Are Not So Handsome Wants A Beautiful Girl?? by silibaba: 10:09pm On Mar 12, 2022
KokobySandra:
So I have been caught up in this dilemma.. my boyfriend who is looking forward marrying me. He is rich I mean he got his money and also from the family of old money if you know what this mean. The only issue he is not cute and this whole thing made me fall out of love. Mind you!! I work and make a good living for myself so I bring at least 47% to the table for those will have something to say.

My boyfriend once said he wants me so that we could make beautiful baby but sir, you are not all there. I thought money was all I need to cover and mask this up. But no I’m tired I want out before it’s too late. I feel it will break him but it will be fine.
Nobody uglyoo
HealthRe: What Can I Do To Save My Hairline From Going Back? (pics) by silibaba: 9:52pm On Mar 12, 2022
Rahkman:
davido just dey fool himself instead of make him go do hair transplant....with that billions wey him get...dey expose wack hairline
him no need transplant self. There is wig for men bald hair


https://www.google.com/search?q=bald+hair+wig+for+men&oq=bald+hair+wig+for+men&aqs=chrome..69i57j0.8959j0j4&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#scso=_1ActYo-AOMuI9u8Pmouw2AI5:0
HealthRe: What Can I Do To Save My Hairline From Going Back? (pics) by silibaba: 9:11pm On Mar 12, 2022
Candidlady:
Yours is still better.... Wait till you see that of fattprince
davido nko?

HealthRe: What Can I Do To Save My Hairline From Going Back? (pics) by silibaba: 9:10pm On Mar 12, 2022
Comradewhy:
You do have a receding hairline,well it might be hereditary
You can apply caster oil. Mix it in coconut oil and apply everyday on your scalp. It will slowly cover your hairline.
Diet- Must take care of your diet eat protein rich food. Avoid junks.

Take proper sleep of 8 hrs.

Exercise-by practicing yoga and running it will circulate blood properly in your body.

Drink plenty of water. It is must.
Use mild shampoo to wash your hair.

Also remember one thing. This takes time so be patient and wait for the results.

Lastly,it might be from your hair stylist, don't let him push your hairline when giving you a lineup.
Also when next you are having a haircut let him know about your issues,he certainly might be of help.
By the way you have a nice hair texture.
stop using dye. E get why ooo
AgricultureRe: How My Pregnant Goat Surprised Me(pictures) by silibaba: 7:03pm On Mar 12, 2022
Abujaexpress:
I was really baffled by what my heavily pregnant goat did yesterday.

Actually, we have been keeping the goat and she put to bed early last year, a he goat or kid which has grown since them. We use to keep and confine both of them indoors untill the goat and it's kid started showing the crave to step out and hustle to feed and play/mingle with thier likes. We started letting them out in the morning and by evening time, both will come back home and even if they meet the gate locked, they will be using thier limbs and heads to scratch on the gate as notice to us, until the gate is opened for them.

But gradually, they will go out and not come back home, untill after maybe several days, before you will see them. From days of remaining outside, it turned to weeks, while we were always keeping close watch on their whereabouts. Infact, the day I went out searching for them, immediately the she goat sighted me, she ran to me and followed me home while the kid later came back home to join the mother.

What actually shocked me yesterday was that, for over three weeks, the goats have been away from the house, but surprisingly on Wednesday morning, the pregnant goat came home, this time around in the morning, scratching her head and limbs seriously for the gate to be opened for her. Since it is unusual seeing the goat in the morning and because we were going out for work, my wife wanted to send it back to the fields, but the goat refused to go, instead it entered the compound.

We left for work and coming back home in the evening, lo and behold, the goat had given birth to two bouncing kids, hale and healthy. This really baffled me that a goat could know that she was in labour and she had the sense to come back to the house to give birth!!!

Honestly, when I got home, I have to clap for the goat. She gave me reasons to believe that goats, if properly cared for and tendered, can really act reasonably like human.

N.B. I will upload the picture of the goat and the kids later, when I get back home.
i don't need goat rather God to surprise me this year.
Car TalkRe: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by silibaba: 6:56pm On Mar 12, 2022
Mrkumareze:
If na bottle water grin
grin
Car TalkRe: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by silibaba: 6:41pm On Mar 12, 2022
Mrkumareze:
Never knew they also steal Toyota camry, thought its only corolla they hunt for... lucky nigga, one bottle for all nairaland
How much come be the car?
RomanceRe: How I Lost My Husband. Learn From My Experience by silibaba: 6:25pm On Mar 12, 2022
ExploreFeelings:
My husband was the kind of man every woman wanted. He was kind, funny, rich, hardworking, romantic and also very handsome. It was hard to believe I had got the perfect man, yes he was perfect. Even though we were both very Different from each other, he still understood me. While my husband was a quiet & reserved person, I was a wild and outgoing person. This very difference in our personality was what later led to the end of our marriage. When I think about it now I wish I had done things differently.

Like I said my husband was a quiet and gentle guy. He loved to stay at home or just bury himself in his office work. While I loved to show myself off on the internet or just hang out with friends. My husband had no problem with me hanging out with friends. Since, he didn’t like going out often, I usually went out alone with my friends. We went to clubs, events, vacations and my husband was cool with it.

My friends were single ladies and many guys were asking them out. And when I was out with them, guys also asked me out. But I would always tell them I was married. Well, one day I told one I was married and he still did not back off. He got my number somehow and started texting me. Well, I didn’t see anything wrong in texting him back and soon we began texting each other often on the phone.

My husband didn’t know about this, of course, I kept hidden from him. But even if he got to know about it, he wouldn’t be upset about it. That’s what I told myself to feel less guilty about what I was doing. The guy wanted more than phone conversations, he wanted me to visit him- I was a married woman. When I told my single friends about it, they encouraged me to go and have fun with him. But I didn't, I stopped chatting with this new guy. His name was Dan and he was young and attractive the day I saw him.

Well, things became messy when I found out Dan had moved into our compound. I was coming back from an outing with my husband when I saw Dan stepping out of his car which was parked in the compound. Oh, no! I was very scared he had come to tell my husband about our nasty chats. But we soon found out he was our next-door neighbor. I didn't know if I should be angry, scared, or happy that Dan was living close by.

Dan started visiting our home often, even when my husband was away from work he would visit. Sometimes when my husband was coming home, he would see Dan watching movies with me. My husband didn't see anything wrong with this, he didn't even question me. And of course, I wouldn't disrespect my husband by sleeping with another man in our home.

Well, one day I saw the true color of my husband when he walked in on me and Dan. That day, I had gone to Dan’s home wearing a skimpy dress. He had some ladies around and I was jealous he was spending time with them and not me. That was ridiculous I told myself. What has gotten over me? I walked back to my house while scolding myself for behaving so silly.

Soon, there was a knock on the door and I opened the door and it was Dan. What was he doing here? Where were his girlfriends I asked him jokingly? He simply looked into my eyes and I knew he wanted to kiss me and he did. I kissed him back because I have wanted that to happen for so long. He pushed me on the couch without closing the door, it was insane. He was touching me all over and I was letting him. Something was controlling me and I just couldn't stop. I looked around and I remembered it was my husband’s home. His picture was right there staring like he could see what I was doing. I felt guilty and started pushing Dan away but he wouldn’t stop. And that was when my innocent husband walked in on us... And I could see the pain in his eyes. I was half-naked and Dan was all over my body.

Later that evening when he told me our marriage was over, I knew he meant every word. How could I have done this to my dream man? How? I cried but my husband didn't care anymore.
This kind of story shouldn't make front page seun.

Fake news.
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CrimeRe: BRT Driver Told Bamise, 'Fine Girl, It’s Only You I’ll Pick’ – Brother by silibaba: 1:17pm On Mar 12, 2022
Sent87:
I wish you and your household what happened to Bamise, heartless human being. It will definitely happen to any of your relatives. Amen
Am adding my own too to yours Amen
HealthRe: How Many Of You Have Ever Experienced Sleep Paralysis? by silibaba: 1:14pm On Mar 12, 2022
Meektunz:
I've often times heard people talk about it, infact about 90% of Nigerians attribute it to witchcraft attack. It finally happened to me for the first time in my life. It was a terrible experience, after waking up I felt like trully someone pressed my neck.
Only mentioning JESUS is all you need to stand up from that circumstance

Is a simple stuff.
CrimeRe: BRT Driver Told Bamise, 'Fine Girl, It’s Only You I’ll Pick’ – Brother by silibaba: 9:49am On Mar 12, 2022
Comradewhy:
He's not even confident in the government, shows how basterdized they the government are.
To be sincere,why do I have this feeling that they might sweep this issue under the carpet?
Bloody corrupt people who don't care about the citizens.

I hope they get judgement and the perpetrator pays for his crime.
Name your child hope when you born.you hear?
CrimeRe: Husband, Emmanuel Chigozie Beat His Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos (photos) by silibaba: 8:06pm On Mar 11, 2022
KolbeSolan:
na dem. This only happens when a woman's female doesn't have one mad person in their family. If she had a mad brother, he would be serving her food on her kneels
You are totally wrong.

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