₦airaland Forum

Scientists:
1 Billion dollars? Who go show me way to push drug. I just gats to push this shit once and my life will change

meet super cop

Lucrativress:
Being overly good is not too good
You need a little level of a bitch in you or else you'll ignore lots of needed points you need to take note of and life itself is a bitch, so just imagine being overly good,how will you be able to detect the bitchiness of life?
Balancing your life as a good person means a bit of this and that, helps you to be more practical thereby using your head mostly than your heart

baseless sis

Tobedated:
i'm planning on studying computer science in unilorin but it seems the public consensus is that computer science taught in nigeria university is outdated so is it worth the money and time to still study it.
I love computer science but i'm mainly doing it for the money and i'm currently learning python so is it worth going to study it in the university to get the certificate or being self-taught is better

when you can learn it at the comfort of your home with practical. don't waste money bro.

November24:
Okay.
Thank you sir

Remain bless sis

November24:
Yes I showed off.
Met him when he had no job. So what's your advice sir

If you will adhere, divorce him and look for another man that will be wearing boxers please.

beautyhd:
They should be paraded with a placard showing all they stole, then tried and sentenced. They should not spend less than 15 years in prison and Abba kyari nothing less than 25 years in prison.

A mugshot of them in prison uniform shown to the public and the name of the correctional facility where they are kept made known to the public.

If only wishes were horses.

November24:
Good day Daddies and mummies.
I am a Northern woman, met my Igbo husband during my NYSC days at Nccf.
We have been married over 5 years now.

He's a good man, works and earn good money, now my problem is this man always ties wrapper in the house o. Educated man o, earns over 500k monthly, but this mentality is something else.
Not that I'm angry,

but I just want him on boxers while in the house. But he will just be laughing at me, this was same man that told me he don't like ladies tying wrapper in the house, so this morning, I tied it like him, he just burst into laughter, infact, both of us were laughing at ourselves.
How can a 33 years old man like wrapper like zobo?

This is not because he's Igbo,because his younger brother and wife told me to carry my cross,that he has been like that, in fact,they tease us with this.

He laughs at me when I correct him, last week my sister in law bought me a wedding wrapper, guess what, came back from work I met my husband tying it.

Pls will he change with time, is there any idea I can get to change my Daddy!
Thanks.

Cc: RoyalRoy

wetin. Concern tying wrapper and earning over N500k? Women and showing off ehh.

El-rufai dey chop sugar cane in public space
Obasanjo dey drink garri and eja Didi in public

Whatz new if your husband tie wrapper please.

I trust niggazz coz they ain't jokkin

Body parts will still miss and people will waste RIPs on her.

inoki247:
Him sef don try mak e go rest...

Really? @65

What of this man wey just wan start hustle?

MadeINchenzen2:
lol... yeah, Dr pepper and AfriCola

Back to the Mattazz. You Don marry?

CamelCase:
comrade be calming down, He posted the pics of his gbola, but has taken it down

oh sorry sir. Didn't see the pix.

Respect and one love

thesicilian:
The kind of moniker a person chooses for himself usually determines whether I take them seriously or not

I don't need to meet you. You are thesicilian. Is all that Mattaz.

The Don hate them.

johnmartus:
Imagine 200k what the op not even gain tell me how this local scammer can die well.

English nobi beans oooo

starbn:
Sometime I always wondering when people saying they scammed them through fake alart.
But it happened to me yesterday. A customer came to our shop to buy electronics worth up to 200,000 and he said to pay through bank transfer.
After a while we got alart of the payment with almost exact expected balance..before we got the alart,he was saying we are waiting his time, that he wouldn't want to do it two times,but he do it again and we double of 200k each,he pick the itmes he but and leave,after like 30minutes,he started calling us to transfer back the second payment.
We told him to wait till morning we can do the transfer as we have exceed our limit for the day.

But insisted we transfer any cash we have using p.o.s Street vendors as bank have closed.
That he has workers to pay with the money.
We discovered it was fake when another person paid and balance was not thesame.
We quickly rush to the bank and no money was there.

We contact police to track his phone number as he still calling to demand his money back.but police said I will give them 80k to start the process.

Whoever has experienced this should help me and guide on what to do.he is asking me to pay the money through the account he provided to me.

Alert, not alart

Ezendimmuo:
My gf is still a student..
She is a year older than I am though..
I am done with school so I moved back to Lagos...
I came back to school last 2weeks to finish my clearance for NYSC..
My gf asked me to get her pregnancy test kit
I was surprised because I knew the last time we had sex was In November..
I became suspicious..
I wet through her phone..
I was shocked
There's this married guy that had issues with his family...
She slept with him...got pregnant and aborted the child...
There is also this guy she met and told him she has nevet been in a relationship...
I confronted her yesterday night after having knowledge of this atrocities since Monday...
She flared up..
She said I don't trust her...why would I go through her phone...
She said the little money I sent to her isn't always enough..
She's doing it to survive..
A married man!!!
The Truth is that no still love this girl in spite of all this...
I don't wanna lose her...
But she is actually the one doing the screaming...
Her emphasis is always on why I weny through her phone...
M going back to Lagos tomorrow..
I wanna end things before going back...
I can't be having high BP for someone's daughter..
M so messed up right now
My question is this...
Is it right to go through your partners phone
If I hadn't I wouldn't have found out all this though..
I don't have issues with her going through my phone...
I have nothing to hide

Small pikin still dey worry you.

CamelCase:
It's not the car, it's how you drive it.


1. you should be happy it's still a bit thick in radius some will come out short and tiny like a white board marker

2. Learn positions that are best for short diccks, you can contact one of our sex Guru here iLegend, he'll teach you how.

3. Lastly, try dey shave.

How you take know say op no shave? Or you dey kpalanga your brotherman?

thesicilian:
There're 2 sets of Igbo people: those going about their businesses diligently everyday, and those creating nuisances everywhere in the name of a fictional country.

Even the Mighty Ojukwu himself who originated the idea of Biafra, later abandoned the idea when he saw how futile it is and decided to contest for the presidency of Nigeria.

Drinking agboo for another man malaria. It is well.

Omicronvaccine:
Disc jockey and billionaire's daughter, Florence Otedola, also known as DJ Cuppy, has said that she may be single but she is a great mother, IGBERETV reports.

DJ Cuppy who celebrated her dogs on their first birthday on 17th February 2022, said that her pets can prove that she is a good mother.

She wrote;



https://www.instagram.com/p/CaIA6E6sw87/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

scavanger I guess.

Divepen1:
I bikepool most times and it's hell (for me as a guy too). Because of videos that show perverts, I sit on the iron instead of seats. I never minded sitting in the middle, but I have to be careful when we get to bumps so the women will not say I'm trying to hit them from behind.
But we can't over rule how some of them don't hold back. And it feels like war because you must be controlling your body from getting any ideas and also controlling your body from touching her inordinately.
My biggest issue is that they complain a lot. "Bro, please shift".
"See o, I'm huge (born with giant gene) and my laptop bag is with me. Where will I go? Push the bike man?"

They don't care. Their comfort is as paramount as your body not touching them. I think I became adverse to this one late night. This tiny lady was already on bike. I almost didn't see her there.

Next thing, she gets down from the bike.
I'm like "for real? This night?"

I didn't say much. I turned to another bike and didn't mind the extra 100 naira. I was running late as I'm not a fan of getting home late in the night.

When such case wanted to happen again, this woman was fat. I knew if I sat in the middle, she might complain from Gate to Command, and I know I would block my ears with loud Jazz, infuriating her the more, eventually causing trouble for our bike man. So, I told her I'm not sitting in the middle... Mummy wa, no vex.
But she vexed, turned away to another bike and luckily another man was in the middle. I'm saying men that get high from bikepooling with women should make life easy for some of us that need bikepooling to save cost. Epo ti won.

You were born with giant gene. Then you go around discomforting others.

Always get an uber or charter Biko. Betterstill, hustle harder and get honda evil spirit.

OBALOLA55:
YOU BE GAY

seconded. Him be Gay. So disgusting.

Cokahot:
Is it legal,do you have anyone that has legally imported from Lome.

yeah. That's his job

Is hitting also in lagos too.

When buhari was assuming office, they said all refineries will start working. Today they are importing bad fuel mixed with ethanol.

Feb 2023 is around the corner. If you like vote a nonentity coz he is from your tribe.

Cheaper in togo. That's where Ghanaians buy from and smuggle it to their country.

FunkyAlhaji2015:
I love girls with small boobs. Does this mean we have a connection? I think we should date

opportunist. You like free things.

KILLTHECOWS:
And it came to past....

pass

teddybarz:
Yeah. . As comic and animation teller goes. .

Legend are creative. . In art and portrait. .


Rate my art work bikFo


Thou kinda Funny

No wonder Joe igbokwu have been hiding his face in shame since morning.

chukwuma0000:
It's about 12years I read this book but couldn't remember any of the event that took place in this old novel.

3yrs old

Praktikals:
Be careful what you wish for others. It has a way of happening to you

did you just realize she is missing in Ogun state?