₦airaland Forum

Halifaxguy:
Shut up! You fool that want to Japa your family to Canada after supporting bubu, and now you still never get sense by supporting the old thief Tinubu. May the curses of the suffering poor masses in Nigerian who are daily struggling to survive the current hardships brought by the current disaster in power be upon you and your family.

9gerian:
Glory to God!!!

Islandlady:
Of course yes, if she is below 10yrs of age he has every right to bath her!

Come to think of men whose wife have died leaving him to take care of their daughter, definitely he will bath her, rub her cream and cloth her...so no big deal in that!

But I am not speaking for all those peodophilic, rapists and perverts of a fathers

Philipponzaghi:
APC already did their screening and Jonathan is not there.

How can Atiku pick Obi as VP in another party, have you read the new electoral bill amendment?

I think Nairaland now parade kindergartens as political analysts.

ashawopikin:
5k=2.5 odds I play am too

CrazyMan:
My dear Nigeria of today isn't where you'll be running from institution to institution looking for degrees. There are no jobs.

You already have your HND, if you must further, go for PGD then Msc, forget about acquiring another Bsc. Cos your Msc would cover for it.

Also, like a poster suggested, learn IT, the world is going digital. And if you don't develop yourself to remain relevant, you'll be left behind despite being an apt accumulator of degree certificates.

Tinububalls:
Who is the right candidate for vice now?

Malory:
This one is just wasting his loot chasing shadow. I wonder what this man smokes that makes him think he will be president of Nigeria

ashawopikin:
na 5k

guobe:
not photophobia,the game was circulated before the match,I saw it earlier

guobe:
I saw a ticket online that somebody played five million naira for Madrid to win champions league trophy,men that is bold,the guy won over 12 million naira.

Jostoman:
Pure propaganda but my advice to Putin is to stop his senseless war in Ukraine because innocent people are dying everyday in Ukraine. please o Putin

Xscape1993:
I am still watching GEJ. I reserve my comments for now...GEJ can not just do this to himself and his good followers. Has he forgotten all the insults that the evil party rained on him so quickly? Somebody should just wake me up from my deep sleep...

brokenheart1234:
So, I have been able to save some money from my little business and I'm thinking of getting an accommodation for myself.
The present accommodation is not conducive and I can't keep living like this, especially with my husband who doesn't understand all the sacrifice I'm making for him.
His salary, can provide us more beautiful life but it's not possible because he's into sport betting. Family members have advised him, he claimed, he's a change person, but he's not.
I don't want to keep living like this. It's obvious that his gambling lifestyle is difficult to stop and it's not healthy for me right now.
He always come back to appologies after he's done wasting all his salaries. Because he will need to put his feeding and transportation expenses on me.

In few weeks, I'll put to birth. I'm really scared, not happy and nothing is giving me strength here.
I just want to successfully give birth and talk about divorce later.
What would you advise?
I want to move to a nice appartment without him.
What do you think about what I want to do?

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
Happy sunday guys. Please I seriously need your help. I produce way too much urine, especially at night. I practically wake up every 30 minutes to use the restroom. It's too much.

The worst part is that I'm merely EIGHTEEN!!! Please how do I curb this anomaly guys? I dread to think what would happen if i enter UNI and live in the hostel with my fellow guys. They might tag me a criminal, or worse, I might be attacked by one during one of my endless trips to the bathroom.

You guys should help me abeg.

bisqit:
where are all these simps coming from

just4fun:
Thank God you understand fool..

just4fun:
Idiot.... It was just a compliment to make her feel good about herself...

ArewaTech1:
Hello Nairalanders..

Please help a brother out, a scammer claims to have sent a huge sum of stolen funds into my barter account.

I tried login to the account to confirm, but it keeps saying Account disabled, that I should contact customer care.

I tried reaching out to barter's helpline, but it's weekend they are away. I sent them an email.

PLEASE WHAT SHALL I DO? I AM VERY AFRAID AT THE MOMENT. I DON'T WANT TO GET INTO ANY TROUBLE.

[b[b]]I have already went to the nearest police station and gave my statement.[/b][/b]

HomoSapiien:
Obviously, Prof Osinbajo will be a piece of cake for Atiku to be eaten raw. This is all obvious because the VP has no issue based campaign achievement to campaign his way in. No matter what he’s obviously part of Buhari government and their horrible governance of 8years. Beside he’s a pastor and not a Muslim, how’s he going to fly his ambition in the north? Coupled with the fact that he has no political clout, neither is he widely known amongst the political elites, especially in the north. I’m sure APC will not make the mistake of fielding him.

As with the rubber stamped Senate President Ahmed Lawan, although a northerner, he’s not even widely known. We haven’t seen him display any political strategy. Also a part of the government with the most horrible retrogression in the history of Nigeria. More so, Atiku is more popular than him in the South and he has no political structure whatsoever anywhere aside the area he’s representing in the chamber.

GEJ isn’t even an option. He’ll not fly. Both the north and the south understands too well he’s a pun being used by the elites and Buhari cabal to achieve their evil aim of allowing the north take country through him for another 12 years (obviously he’d be their lapdog in his 4 years).

Amaechi is a joker.

Most election are won by strategy and having a structure that can push your interest in far remote village. Remove these two factors, popularity is a waste of time. And you know in APC only Tinubu has the two factors in large measure

Only Tinubu has shown the political strategy, enough to oust an incumbent president in 2015. I believe if Tinubu emerge and Buhari throws his support behind him, owning to the fact that Buhari still has some relevance in the north. And with Tinubu achievement in Lagos and his charm of always having the best minds on board. He’s going to clinch the Ticket.

just4fun:
Babe, you have a nice breast. Don't do anything to it. Just love yourself and move on...

Some guys like me no dey carry breast play oo.
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zexy2030:
Another solution is contact Hiv and let it graduate to a AIDS virus will finish that flesh in two days walahi.

Pls leave the breast alone. Enjoy the feeling, it's not bad.

Fancygurl23:
Hi. I started having big breasts even before I clocked 16. They kept getting bigger and bigger as I aged. I'm 23 now and my breasts are bigger than I want them to be.

My breasts get in the way of the lifestyle I want to live. As a young child I always wanted to be an athlete but my big breasts became a hindrance.

I also have an interest in modeling cos I'm tall but my big breasts prevent me from wearing most dresses. Even wearing normal dresses are a problem for me. Breasts are always shooting out making me appear slutty when I don't want to be.

And then there is the unnecessary attention. Men always starring at me like I was an alien. I want to be approached because I'm beautiful and smart, not because I have big boobs

I hate my boobs and I want to reduce them. I inquired about surgery but the payment is in the range of over a million naira. I don't have such money.

Is there any local herb or something I can eat or drink to reduce my breasts? Are there medications I can take?

Please this is a serious question and I had to create a new account for it cos I don't want people trolling me with my main account.

BosseJ:
Is this a joke or something? Peter Obi should have stayed in PDP and used his trending popularity as leverage to negotiate for VP slot with Atiku. But his political I.Q is too low to make him see the wisdom in that. He stood the best chance of getting Igbo into Aso rock within 8-yrs minimum (in the event that Atiku wins the presidency), but his ego got the best of him.

Mooh247:




Anoiting candidate


Oya make una find another annoiting candidate

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Transcriber:
Who did you offend?

I don't think I want to have a girl child in this society

nickyj19:
Nothing is more heartbreaking and embarrassing
than when a girl tells a man to knack her quick
and get up or when she was busy answering call
while you are still on top of her.


I remember in 2017 when i visited a female friend of mine
in Abia state. On thing led to another, boom we found
ourselves naked in the bed.

Another thing led to the other, boom we found ourselves
knacking. An the next thing I heard was ohhh Nicky do
quick and come down joor with a frowned face.
Omo at that moment my preek fall yakata. I felt so
embarrassed. That statement simply mean that I’m not
knacking her well and how she wanted it.
After that day, I deleted her number and blocked her
everywhere.
Three years later, we met again in Port
Harcourt. I took her to a nearby spot, we drank and gist.
Some moment later, I took her to a hotel room and gave
her the fvck of her life. I almost tore her Puna. After that
day, I deleted her number again and blocked her
everywhere till date.


Share your own experience guys.
Have A Girl Ever Told You To Knack Quick And
Stand Up?

Ndibuna:
I fvcked your mama dirty pvssy and found out

Your mama de smell sha

Ndibuna:
Hehehehe both are too close to each other

MadamVanessa:




You've a lovely family.

Your wife is beautiful and your children, you're not looking bad either.