₦airaland Forum

@ rowlandwhy.

Sure you are invited as lond as you don't try to spin some of my babes . do you know " Sleeks" around Egbeda? Then how do I get your pass to you?

@ Roadblock.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. Believe me, am trying to catch my fun to the full. About mcube, believe me, am just perfectly silly for her taste. You can ask her. Had it been you are in Nigeria, I would have invited you to my bash tonight after work. Anyhow, you can just get yourself a bottle of champaigne and tell the bartender to take it out on my account Or you wait till next month when I'll be in N.J.

You want to start your local community/ town's meeting here abi? No room for that here o. This is dating/romance.

@ Joey82

Na tru tru o

Very dissapointed. But definately not discouraged. Please tell your employer that u've got sillyboy that doesn't like u coming home late.

@ mcube.

Darling, please disregard what you saw earlier on. I was just trying to convince my mum (Oga Madam). You should know I only think about you.

Am having a bash with my friends after work, wanna come?

@ Poter.

Yes, except YOU. (Foolish question)

Mum, am always around. It's just that I have loads of assignment to do. The dinner you left for me wasn't to appealing, so I decided to go for Iya Mufu's "fufu"

Mum, I must tell you that that mcube lady is really bothering me oo. She's always pursuing me with love in my dreams. to tell you the truth, she's not the only one on Nairaland chasing me (she must not see this o)

Mum how could you forget that today is my birthday? Well sha, my friends are making up for you later tonight.

@ Poster.

I'll only advise you to star cheating on her back. That's one sure way to win your self confindence back. Please believe me and don't start to think that am silly. If you start to cheat on her, she'll get to know and tables will surely chand. Moreover, you get to think less of her because other babes you are seeing will come with their baggages.

@ hazel eyed.

who's your twin.

@Hazel eyed.

don't worry i no go disgrace u again abi u wan make i tell them?

tell tem wetin we do now

@ Poster.

NOOOOT TTTTTRRRRUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

@ Hazel eyed.

abeg u sure say the koko dey there.because when i dey touch the nerve i try touch am well and na one kenkele thing i touch.soo na that one be the koko wey u dey carry come here come make noise,

so you've agreed you touched the "koko" . Can't you bold enough to say what else you did with the "koko"?

sillyboy i mean it infact the papers will be sent to u in the next ten minutes

. Well, I'll agree to the divorce only if and only if I get 3/4 of your total assets (educational certificates inclusive)

@ bebe2007

Pal am good. You've not been online for a while. What's up with you pal

@ mcube.

You are my real darling now and you ought to know that. Tell me you were kidding about the divorce.

@ mcube.

I know Aero Smith very well, but really can't peg the song you are talking about.

Goodbye my lover - James Blunt.
One wish - Ray J

Have you guys heard this new song(I think the title is " Love you" by 'Wande Cole. He's the newest kid on block with Mo' Hits (D'banj and don Jazzy). The guy even featured in one of D' Banj's new singles. The guy is tight and his vocals is whaooo

why do u always make people realise that truely u are a silly boy

Darling, you don find me come here?

@ Hazel eyed.

I pray you even fall off flat from your seat and hope that guy you are crazy about sees you when you fall off . I've already answered the guy with the cheating girlfriend.

You can bet you touched a nerve of mine, but do you know where the nerve is situated in me? The nerve is situated right in my "koko"

hahahahahhahahahaha this boy yeye no be small oooo.

Laser eye you don come again oooo

Hey Poster, sorry. Just realised you are a guy. She's cheating on you!!!!!. Henceforth, I'll advise you to "always sleep with one eye closed"

@ Poster.
Please what's your sex? If you are a guy, I'll probably understand your position. But if you are a lady, I just can't help but say leave your friend alone and let her enjoy herself. I believe she's old enough to do what she did. Why are you raising unnecessary alarm? . Haven't you done that before ?

i love my name

@ Poster.

Please go to "one leg up joint" Learnt it will cost u around 2500 for a "fire". But you no go touch "boobs" sha oo. Problem solved. Gbam

@mcube.
Lovely

@ Omo Eko.
Omo Eko fun ra ra e. Were you insulting me or you were just admiring my name ? Whatever. But believe me, I was answering the post as honest as I could. People like deciet, but I'll just say what I feel. I can never take a bullet for anyone Gbam But people should be able to take bullets for me sha.

@ mcube.
Hope I've not been pressurizing you . But I like your pressure on me sha.

@ Oga Madam.
Mum, you just abandon your son all these while Now you are trying to bribe me with some food in the kitchen.

Anyway, please check out "Does Pressure Piss Ladies Off" post.

What do you think about mcube? we are trying to work things out

I go take am back, "fire" am well well, then dump her.

Make I think am now But how much will you pay?