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@ Chuckdee.

You make me laugh! You're thinking Creamish is down with you simply because she welcomed you that way to this thread?

aaaaaaaawwwwwwww my first love. . .where d'hell have u been? You know its never too late for u. .

Guy, that's the usual way a correct babe makes a wussy feel important. (Am not being insultive ooo. Am only trying to make you realise what a woman could be like). Moreover, the contest is not over yet until Creamish comes out to say so after she must have announced the winner to the whole nairalanders. Did you see my pix. I attached to this thread? If yes, "is yours as threatning as moi?"

@ Kitaun.

You never can tell what "bonanza" you r gonna win! And why are you here if you are not trying to be in the contest too? I suspect ya bro!

@ Rocco.

Man, what should I say, maybe I should start by saying sorry about your predicament. But believe me there is a way out. You don't have to loose your job nor get yourself entwinned with the filthy rich guy.

This filthy man is really using mind games with you, and if you ask me, it's working perfectly for him at your expense. Guy, you are not thinkng straight. Have you ever heard about the management rule: something like "there is always gold where there seems not any"  The rule is about turning your negatives into positives.

I see goldmine in this filthy man! Since I strongly believe the man is trying so hard to frustrate you into doing that unspeakable act through is mind games, I'll suggest you counter him with mind games too. What you simply have to do is to make him realise he is a fool at his game. You have to think ahead of him. Give him a bait and make sure you withdraw it when he starts to think he's about to get it.

If you do this he'll get to realise that you are taking him for a fool. And believe me, men hates that kind of feeling. Make sure you frustrate him and he'll back out. You can even use this situation to increase his account with you guys.

I hope you've got the guts to try-out this approach. I'm so sure it will work. It's going to present you with a win-win situation at the end. Goodluck bro.

@Ddrionelli.

I totally agree with your suggestions, but I'll like you to realise that the Nigeria context fact plays a big role in how to deal with this situation.

* chin in hand, feeling so "wussy"! vigourously shaking my head in bewilderment *

Creamish . . .(let me just keep shut 4 a little longer)

Moondust. Why won't you just use ur real picture? and stop impersonating!

Chuckdee U should have stayed outta this.

@ Poster.

Do you think my mum or your's could do the trick?

Just trying to help here

@ poster.


are you sure you only helped them pick their pants? Are u sure u didn't do some other stuffs with the pants? You know, you could decide to check the odour, feel the tatste and get to do a whole lot of silly things with 'em

@ ZIGNOR

I'll give everything to stay immatured just to keep my big eyes off the "red". I guess your eyes must be red with "appollo" all through the year because they are use to seeing "red".  "Appollo" eyes master! (laughing seriously )

@ Topic.

That means a "prince" is a "mumu". And ladies will always cheat him! Gbam.

@ uchetobi

Pink on guys is quite weird. It doesn't "go" at all! Too femini for my liking!

@ ZIGNOR.

(laughing seriously) . I can imagine you and your spouse in pink underwears and dancing on the pole bed! Sound so sexy and seductive huh? . I try so hard not to c the server's red light all my life.

it doesn't mean that I hate red, but it remind me something monthly. it put me off

ZIGNOR. that's quite thoughtfull of you! That could be the reason I dtest red so much too.
But tell me, do you see the monthly red oten? If yes, how come? Are you married? Am just dead curious.

What's all these about IICE saying you should get rid of pink? Don't tell me ur fav. colour is pink please! if you do, u'll dissapoint me. I could pardon you if you have a pink under pants though . . .  that will be so sexy for ur spouse (gf).

@ IICE.

Red and white?. . .  sound great (I can imagine you in white shirt and a red jacket ). I forgot to tell you, I love (women's) "red" lips

My fav. colour is BLUE! I lov ev'thing blue. Guess that's the reason am a die hard fan of CHELSEA.

@IICE.

Red? how could that be? . I so much can't stand red. It's just too alarming. Well I respect your choice and opinion sha. The only dress article I've got that's red is a red tie! I cant wear red. IICE, I'd expect that ur fav.colour should be white or something blue considering ur user's id

I've already attached it to this thread!

@ Topic

The selection process is biased!!!!!!!!!

@ Bolarge.
That's quite funny.

@ Topic

My most embarrasing moment was when I was in primary school. Though I was quite young then, I felt so bad about it.

I use to have a friend cum partner in crime then called " itakun" (a yoruba nickname). The two of us use to share a dest and sit infront of the class. Our class teacher then was Mrs Ilesanmi (quite a pretty lady then), she use to sit directly myself and " itakun".

One morning during our short break (tea break), "itakun" brought to my knowledge that he's being peeping at our teacher's under wear. The teacher was spotting a short skirt that fatefull day. "Itakun" claimed that her under wear was white! . "Itakun" claim that day made me very jealous! Then we use to compete about who's the most mishevious between ourselves. I decied to peep and even take a better look than "itakun" did after the tea break.

Lo and behold, after resumption, I started to peep. I saw everything "itakun" saw and wanted to see more. The underwear was white as "itakun" claimed. But I noticed few curly strands of hair around the under-wear too! (taught I had advantage over "itakun". Instead of stopping to peep, I couldn't just get my eyes off the captivating sight until our teacher caught me!

The lady was so mad that she flogged me mercilessly . I was asked to knell down infront of the class throughout the day . The funny thing about it was that, when other teachers walked into our class and asked the teacher what I did, she just kept saying "don't mind the sillyboy"

I felt so embarrassed for like a month because the whole school got to know somehow, and the name sillyboy stuck.

* seriously waiting for application to be granted*
* suddenly thought the delay could be due to non submission of passport photograh*
*runs to fetch and attach*

Here is my Cv.

Surname Name: Bamboohead

Other names: Sillyboy

Date of birth: 18- 06- 1980

Place of birth: Ijesha land

Sex: male

Nationality: Ilesha

Religion: Xtian

Home Address: 89 Naughty road opposite tranfaglar bus-stop threshhold Lagos Nigeria

Phone Number: 234016666666666

E-mail: sssssiiiiiiillllllllyyyyyyyyy@hotmail.com

Marital status: Both (very single)

Name of schools attended: Never been to school

Working experience: Yahoo-yahoo to date

Another relationship: several but ready to drop 'em all

Number of Children: None.


References:
1: Seun Owner of Nairaland
phone number never mind

2. Hazel eyed:

3. Oga madam:

This is my humbe cv.
Thanks in anticipation of your favourable consideration.

Have a lovely day.

@ Crazykid.
Sorry for copying your formay

@ busygal.

I wasn't insulting you oooo.

@2dye4

Thanks for the lessons . Thank God all the chicks I roll with will never do such

Recharge card all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

card will fade off if and when the man jilts me,
but i would be fufilled useing my recharge card with all
pleasure,
(NOT SENTIMENTS PLZ)

is that some ladies are just lazy and can't seem to afford 1,500 naira to recharge their phones?

@ gbeborun (Faith leha)

What's all these! Am definately mad at you! who's asking you for gossips? Can't you just keep you trap shut? What's your biz. if "lagbaja"sleeps with or date "tamedun"?.
My guess is that you are a lady(and if you are a man) you must be doing something worse than the people you are gossiping about.

If I may ask you, whay are you informing us about this? Did we ever ask for update? Believe me, I suspect strongly that you are only trying to paint one of the people you are gossiping (most especially the guy) bad, simply because you've got a beef with the person. And you know what? Bleep OFF!

I hate gossipers! U guys keep destroying friendship and relationship! And most of the stuffs you say are false!

If he goes CARD GO GO

BUT RECHARGE CARD WILL EVERLY STAY.


I VOTE 4 THE ULTIMATE RECHARGEEEEY CARDYYYYYYYYY
(no sentiment here )

*shaking my head in pity for recharge card girls*

@ Topic.

Though I can't really say am single and definately not hooked. I've got a couple of girls that is ready to double me up, but I'm not digging that sh*t now. I just want to be so sure of my feelings and a girls feeling for me before doing anything so hooking like marriage or engagement.

I fell in love with a chick about 6yrs ago @ the University and the experience was quite bad. That taught me a great deal of lessons. So I just feel a guy should be able to stand properly on his two feet before getting serious with a chick. You gotta show her you can protect her.

Offbeat.
It's fun to play around too you know

His not CONFUSED as u all think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna fool around with him?

His not CONFUSED as u all think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna fool around with him?

Post makes no difference to me.

Ladies love lies! Guys, if you want to have girl, make sure you lie 99% to her all the time. They believe lies more than anything!

The conversation is true, that's why Oseraka ran for cover. He won't come back to this thread.

@ busygal.

No wonder you've not been "clicking" with people. (ref. The real men)

If you care to know, honestly, I don't believe the story you've got up there

I wouldn't pass a comment on it 'cos "we don't click"

Best of luck sis.

*Silly suddenly burst in*

Sillyboy: No be me ooo

Osereka: Why u think say no be you?

Pregnant Girl: Hehe hehe hehe (crying)

Seun: Pregnant girl sorry oo (looking so worried)

Sillyboy: Am sure it wasn't me!! I only "knocked" but never "entered"!

Oseraka: Are u sure? Why d girl dey call your name when I dey "Fire" am?

All except Oseraka: So you "fire" am?!!!!!! (shouts)
*Oseraka look lost*

Pregnant Girl: Oga Silly no "enter" my "shop". Na Oga Oseraka and Oga Seun enter my "shop" eh eh eh eh (Crying)

Sillyboy: *kneeling down thanking God*

Pregnant Girl: Na Oga Oseraka "enter" my "shop" pass!

@ busygal.

Good morning. Believe me, I really don't care if we click or we don't . Am a friend to friends and foe to foes kind of a guy. I've got so many people I click with, so I can't bother myserlf with a few I don't click with

I was only trying to make you see a reason you might be leaving behind for digging older men. Byeeeea.

@ bebe2007

bebe d bebe!! So you like it (oh sorry him) black?

*whispers LADIES CHEAT the more. they just go about it in a different way to the guys way*

Runs off before I get attacked