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@ Topic

Are you sure the being is a man?
if he is a man, are you sure he has "kini" that "thing"
If he has that "kini", are u sure he gets hard-ons?
If he gets hard-ons, does he go after women or he just "poke" the hole in his mattress?

Guess am a nice poet?
@ all. what do you think about that poem? sexy huh?

@ Hazel eyed.

This is the second time I'll be typing this! I did it earlier and one *looks at my back* naughty lady came around and wipe it off!

Am definately not 18. That's why I put my statement in quote

"Am just 18 with 42years experience"

. Am between 26 and 28yrs. That picture you were refering to was taken some years back while I was in year 3 @ the University.

We are friends now but you'll have to stop insulting me anywhere on Nairaland. Even if I say naughty and silly things. Agree?

I guess my guess is good. Would u mind sharing the story?

I'll stop calling you laser eyed but you'll have to pardon me whenever i have "slip of fingers" .

atleast i don notice u reach that point,

ehenn so you don dey notice since   . Okay me sef don dey notice you. I thought we were friends before, never knew we will just be starting

why u no go like me?i be girl,u be boy, likeness is inevitable on your part, olodo,

Believe me, it's not my fault. and am no agbaya ooo. "Am just 18 with 42years experience" and that "thing" neva grow old

@ lazer (oops sorry) Havel eyed.

and what exactly do u think could have been the story to get the baby ou of the picture, ehnn, no find my trouble ooo,

You could do that unintentionally while you were doing sit-ups or skipping exercises u suddenly develop interest in!!! very easy

I like u sha. Mo like e gan!! (u smart)

@ kateflow.

arabanko

What is the meaning of that? Am dead curious.

@ Hazel eyed.

Chai. laser-eyed, I just knew you could do something like that. What's the gain if the care you got went back to status quo?

I can guess the story line you used in getting the fake baby out of the painting

I'll check my pocket and financial balance!!!  then, runaway to Iraq!

On a serious note. If the lady in question is d babe I intend marrying, I'll be glad. But if na one of these "salala" girls, I'll vehemently deny resposibility!

@ Topic

After she must have given birth to her third child! (dumb)
Better still, when she notices her two "man-u" itching her!

*laughing my dick strong*

2dye4

by the way i knw u aint u aint jobless, was just being sarcastic.

You raised my hope pal. I was thinking you were going to offer me that much more plum job as a C.E.O. But it's okay, guess I'll have to make do with what I've got now.

@ 2dye4.
You wouldn't just understand what am in for. I bet the poster knows what he started. I really don't like being on people's ass bought he just brought his hypocrite ass to my face. If have offende you by rage on the poster am saying sorry to you. (This is a public place and I should respect other users.) But this is d only way I can reach him.

Concerning your question.

do you hav a job?

Yeah, I've got one but if you can offer me a much better one with a position of C.E.O, then I wouldn't mind. It's all about the Benjis pal.

The Lagoon under the Third mainland bridge seems appropriate for you (hisses)

In case you don't know your way there, just get to the bridge (3rd mainland) and jump off into the lagoon. Guess it's only the "mammywater" and fishes that deserves you hypocrite ass. Am so mad @ you!!!!

You started it!

If the child isn't beautiful why not?

On a serious note, I can marry someone whose got a kid already. In as much as I am sure of the person's real intentions for me. And the child's dad would resurface back in her life.

I'd love to meet
1. Roadblock (I like his username)
2. Adurangba (she's just crazy and wild!)
3. Militia. (she sounds weird and naughty) I love naughty guys and girls
4. Bolarge (this guy is just "tight"
5. Mukina. (she's so funny and can't seems to catch her unaware)
6. Luxoire. (my pal. I just feel I can talk to her honestly)
7. Oga madam. (my nairaland mum)
8. Whitelexi. (don't know why i like him)
9. Eiregirl. (she should be the first. Am so close to her despite the distance and we talk on many very intimate stuffs)
10. Fekuti. (guess he's naughty too)
11. Creamish. (calculative but hope not scheming)
12. Hazel eyed. (always at my neck)

Everybody on nairaland are just tight except for the hypocrites. I sincerely dislike male hypocrites. Trying so hard to be nice to get people's attention when they actually feel opposite what they say . My advise to you hypocrites is just to be you and enjoy your life.

* Laughing seriously at the poster *

It amazes me when guys keep telling people they are cool, handsome and blah blah blah like that. The most amazing is when guys call themselves "nigga"

any Pretty damsel want to hook up with a Nigga4life. I am a cool G. I want lagos, babes only.

This make me remember secondary school days when we try so hard to be little thugs by calling ourselves niggas and trying to "rap-talk", all to get a girl's attention.

Poster, believe me, if I were a girl, your thug ways wouldn't attract me for a second. You can be a gentleman and at the same time be a little naughty just like the ladies like it. PLEASE, stop being a "nigga" and you can bet you'll get a girl.

@Thoniaslim.

Hey pal, wont you just consider an online thug (oops sorry, nigga)? Am laughing my dick hard!

@ Poster.

You seem so romantic to me. It's quite thoughtfull of you to call her goat head. I guess it's because you find goat head (isi-ewu) pepper soup delicious, so you were comparing her deliciousness to that of the pepper soup! I understand you (am very understanding ).

Now this is what you do, try to explain to her that you are trying to let her know that she's as delicious as goat headpepper soup.

I will encourage her by buying her so many computers or whatever she needs to work with. But she must stop bearing my precious surname if we are married (I wouldn't want my name entwined with all that if she get caught). As long as she doesn't get herself caught, I'll stick with her. But if caught, I no sabi am before ooo

@ Poster.

Believe me, if that guy is just like me, he will continue to fall more for you. I so much like hard to get girls. They make me serious. That's what the chick that hooked me used on me. I now feel i should be carefull about her because i know what I went through to get her full attention.

That guy is only trying to turn the emotional table against you girl. If you eventually give in to him, i guess he will respect you more. Just spice your hard to get game with some little come-get-me attitude. It worked for me, it should work for him.

@ Topic.

That's too long. kinda lazy withstories! try to make a shorter version.

* Yawning*

Lux. I think am better than JayZ only that the guy is richer. And you guys keep saying love goes beyond money(though I don't believe that o). I beg, let me keep dreaming of those two gorgeous babes. That could be the nearest I can get to'em.

VERY ANGRY @ hazel-eyed

Single and not ready to be doubled! am loving it