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@ Topic.
I can only cohabit for one week with a superly babe. But to cohabit with my inteded wife for about one month? HELL NO!!!!!!!! (the thought alone frightens me). Don't you guys know that when one get married he wouldn't that free anymore? One inspector-kinda-wife will always be on one's case. So why pass through that when one in still free? No more playing around and all that stuff!!! I CAN'T COHABIT untill am married.

on a lighter note, I can cohabit with either Rihanna or Beyounce till I die Even I wouldn't want to die under that status!

@ busygal

I just feel you ommited one salient reason for "running" older men's "programme". That's the inheritance. It's simple, older people are more likely to die before younger people. Common, Aristotle's second law of logic (if all S are P, then all P are S!)

If the old papa dies, you get to inherit him and then get down with young verile guys like me . INHERITANCE is one good reson young women dig old paper. Could that be one of your reasons too? * just wondering. tapping my fingers on my desk,waiting for your answers*

@ Timadel.
Please don't worry yourself too much about my darling. She's doing just fine. She's been busy with my big headed baby boy she had for me.

Oreofemi. where are thou? You never told me you would be this long am missing you!

U should know by now that am full of brilliantly silly ideas that works.

* whistling and strolling away with a massaged ego *

@ Topic (not only poster oo)
Getting down with a man that is about 15 years older than you are makes me suspect you. Are you sure you are not leaving out one important reason for prefaring such old men? Am just curious pal. Let me help you, if you get down with a very old man you could end up with his inheritance after he must have died suddenly! . Gatch yah

@Poster.

Simple. Just conduct a "insertion test" !!!
You can do that by insertind (filling the gap) whatever you deem fit, just insert. It could be that "thing" or those "five things"

@ Topic.

This stalking stuff is not only peculiar to the guys. Ladies get to do that too. I suppose the guys that over-stalk ladies and do stupid things like sending poems to ladies thy've never met only prove to be desperate. There's nothing wrong in letting a lady know that you admire 'em and would love to get with her, but guys should be a nuiscance about it.

Ladies stalk too. I have been recieving some mails from some ladies too and they claim they got to know me through Nairaland. Some could be nice and polite about it while some just go about it like illitrates. In conclusion, either one is a guy or a lady, we should learn to read between lines and know if people appreciate, accept and respect us. We shouldn't just keep bothering people.
IMPORTANT!! Guys stalk guys too. They just send emails and want to chat with you by force on IM

@ all.

I might not be able to answer questions now. My desk is kinda loaded n my lazy "oga" wouldn't understand that I have friends at N/L.

Hey pals. Just got into some shit this morning. My cousin who works around V/I called my mobile and told me that someone would like to speak to me. A lady took over and told me that she "doesn't know why this young man(my cousin) would want her to speak to me". I just laughed lightly and said it's simply because I'm falling in love with her. I was thinking my cousin was trying to "arrange" a chick for me, so I started flirting on phone. After a while, she just passed me on back to my cousin. My cousin later told me the lady was the chick that has been killing me softly (Luxoire, the lady am falling for)

My cousin later told me that he went to my gf's office and just checked on her and she demanded to surprise me by using his phone! Guess am in a sh*t!

Am serious, mamas in the house, if u were to be my gf, how do I get to convince you I wasn't serious about the flirting. Don't abuse me ooooo. Am only seeking for your over-experienced opinions! Please help am crying

1. Intelligence
2. Tolerance level (I could be very naughty and silly)
3. Professionality (I can't deal with a lazy person)
4. God fearing and Silly fearing
5. Neatness.
6. A little weird
7. Boobs (Just can't live without 'em )
8. Dark complesioned, not too dark though (a pastor warned me about fair skin girls while I was young )
9. "Firing" Ability (I love "firing"!)
10. Slim and not less than 5ft 7inc.
11. Most have encouraging attitude.
That's all I need in a woman (Thank God I've got one! But I could do with a better one)

12. Good Breath, I love kissing so much (almost forgot that )

@ Faith Leha

You are one useless, jobless rumour pedler nuisance! My guess is that you are an actress or someone who's got "beefs" with Gene' and Rita.

Get some real work done.

@ Poster.
Please disregard all the discouraging comments. Jusk keep hoping and try harder to impress him. You could try to "fire" him or strip for him. If he's not gay and impotent, he should respond. Lastly, if all that doesn't work, JAZZ HIM!!!!!!!(use juju on him.). That works

@ topic.
Sorry sis. if this sound awfull to your ears. You guy is fastly loosing interest, that is if the interest is not gone finally. I'm a guy and believe me I know what am  saying. Am acting the same way to a lady right now and it's simply because I've lost interest and am trying so hard to focus on a particular girl I feel so much for. I'm ready to let all other ladies go just to make her happy and trust me. I guess your guy is trying to do the same thing am doing. I'll only advise you to brace up yourself for what is going to happen soonest,and I mean very soon! Try not to think of him anymore and please give some other men a chance.

A WOMAN CAN NEVER CHANGE A MAN, A MAN CHOOSES TO CHANGE BECAUSE OF THE LOVE HE HAS FOR A WOMAN, IN ORDER TO BE A BTTER PERSON FOR HER, TO BE THE PERSON SHE WANTS HIM TO BE AND TO NOT DISAPPOINT OR HURT HER! (thats my belief

) Luxoire, you are very right. My father and myself are living witnessess to your belief.

@ Hazel eyed.

You can bet I wasn't collecting stuffs from her ooo! She wasn't a sugar mum o. We just went out like normal situations. Then, why would you know I've done such things?

Age doesn't really reflect maturity. I can go out with a lady older than myself, infact I went out with a lady that was 6 years older than me while I was doing my Youth corp. And presently now am just about 6 months older than my number 1 babe.

I call her her name Bouqui and she calls me Walleyhh. Finish.

If the guy in question is quite responsible, it wouldn't be my business. They can do whatever they feel like doing. But if the guy cannot be said to be responsible, I will definately mess him up and do everything and I mean everything to stop them! Gbam

no be my fault say my teeth and your own fine. Na God give us good sets, see am again . Pal, you no lie concerning that longer throat guy.

Poster. Luxoire advise you to get rid of the fish bone in your throat. And never to eat fish again if you can't cope with fishbones!!! Gbam.

@ Poster.
Please don't mind Thoniaslim and Luxoire. You are definately not an "ashawo"! You are just one smart longer throat brother. I like you a lot sha. "She's asking for marriage", but can you give her that? If you can, then go on brother(you can bet "firing" won't be a problem to her). But if you cannot give her marriage, just shout at her face that she can't blackmail you into marriage because of ten kobo gift! Don't forget, Shout it at her face " I CAN'T MARRY YOU!!!. Let her do her worst. Try to reduce your longer throat too and God will answer your prayers concerning job. amen

@ Luxoire.

Pal how are you? I'm of the opinion that ladies should just try to understand that extra hours should be put to work if necessary. Afterall, the lady will enjoy free hours later on. It's not as is they are planning to separate or something like that. Moreover, I heard retirement could be very boring, so we get to spend all that time together(just kidding). I believe spending some few hours everyday with my hmmm(guess you know) gives me all the happiness and get to recharge my batteries for sometime. If you really care about someone, I believe this issue is going to be trivial.

@ Anabell.

You got everything right.

I really don't like ladies complaining about the number of hours guys get to put in their work. I do believe a guys work, to a great extent makes a guy whom he is. Moreover, i don't believe a normal person would put in extra hours into work if it's not necessary.

If the guy get to sit at home, some ladies will complain. And believe me, I've met some ladies that complain about their spouses coming home early. I bet a woman's heart is much more complex than their look.

Personally, I love working late. This is simply because I won't have to entertain visits at such hours (they are likely to be on their way home). Also, I love being alone when am about to get down to serious issues pertaining my life and future. I can't really concentrate with all distractions around me.

My advise to guys is to make sure that their prospective spouse shouldn't be among those ladies that whin about long hours. Perhaps, that's one reason I care so much about the lady that's stealing my heart. Professional ladies hardly complain about such stuffs 'cos the know what it takes to be a professional.

@ Poster.

Please * on my knees* just consider and help service her. PLEASE

If we continue to talk about this for a life time, it wouldn't chage the ladies involved. I strongly believe that all lies with the guys. Guys should just learn to be flexible when it comes to women. As a matter of fact, human beings should learn that fellow humans are quite deceptive. People can only follow my philosophy that you only trust when you see.

Though, over 90% of young women that indulge in such act do so because of money, but you can't really comprehend women. They could just do it for other reasons you can't just comprehend. They could do it for a silly reason.

@ 2dye4

We'll surely send an Iv to you has my dear has said earlier on. But If I may ask,why are you crying?

@ Poster.

Here is your prince Charming (Sillyboy). Just open the attachment.

Though am not a girl, but I can confidently say young ladies do this because of funds. I have the experience of losing a lady to a married man while I was in the university, and believe me, it was simply because the man could fund her better. Moreover, I've got some friends that date married men despite having their bf.

Am not blaming these young ladies o. This is simply because I believe that "If you can't fund a relationship, then you don't expect roses and velvet from it.

Lastly, I can't really promise I wouldn't date young ladies when am married (It could be fun you know?). But I sincerely pray God touches my heart by then.

I'll be home very early today. Infact am going home now!

@ OgaMadam

Wassup mum and thanks for the gift. The only bad thing about the gifts is just that they are virtual. Have got your cake with me, I'll have to post it to you through NIPOST. But don't be surprised if you don't get it. The postmen could eat it on their way to you

About mcube, mum, she's really got me thinking hard. Don't worry, you just keep praying for me.

@ mcube.

Darling wassup with you. I've told you that you shouldn't bother yourself about other babes. They are just trying to buy a little proportion of my "shares value". You own 95.231% of the total value. You can declare dividends for them or not

Your birthday cake is in the bedroom. We'll eat it together when we both get home tonight.

@ Topic.

I've lost count. Seeing this topic get me thinking seriously

@ moondust.

I can never leave Oreofemi. She knows that too. An agreement has been reached among the three of us.

Thanks for the greetings.