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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:18pm On Jun 23, 2020
I think barca players re encroaching into Suarez space,thereby making it easier for the opponent to defend, how will a midfielder give a defense splitting pass when the middle is choked up,u see them leaving the wing for the fullbacks alone.

Let everyone try and pick a position to play, it open up spaces, u can't choke the middle up and expect to just breeze tru like spirit, u re playing against professionals, not academy players
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 10:08am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:
Too funny.. Jokerman and fergie01 must see this
gringringringringrin
lol
PoliticsRe: FFK: How To Keep A Lady, Women Are Like Horses They Must Be Serviced Twice A Day by simiife: 2:43pm On Jun 15, 2020
Onichekuche
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:17pm On Jun 13, 2020
biomustry:
Messi tonight becomes the first player to score 20+ goals for 12 seasons

Assisted with the head
Assisted with his left leg
Scored with his right leg.
.

The beardless Messi is back
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:16pm On Jun 13, 2020
Didn't watch the match, but it seems the over reliance in Messi is reducing, its a thing to be happy about I must confess,

Heading to YouTube to catch the highlight
PoliticsRe: Ondo Youths Commission Road "On Behalf Of The Governor" (Video) by simiife: 10:36pm On Jun 10, 2020
98℅ of Nigerians re comedians aswear ,adon laff taya
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. David Okechukwu Cries Over Poor Road In Aba (Pictures) by simiife: 11:49am On Jun 10, 2020
Ikpeazu sabi the work oo,who remembers this his campaign song,AIT and their nonsense
PhonesRe: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by simiife: 10:08pm On Jun 07, 2020
Nexusvibes:
Pls so no one remembered OPPSON
Fine rubbish
Ahh oppson,this phone maltreated my cousin mhen,azzin the phone tormented his soul,I juz use yo feel for him
FamilyRe: My Brother's Wife Served Me With Just A Meat Instead Of Two Meats by simiife: 7:50am On Jun 02, 2020
So out of the whole problem wey dey confront this county at the moment, na the number of meat wey dem serve you nain be ur problem. Go asun joint go purchase meat na,mtcheew
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: PDP Asks Yahaya Bello To Apologise For Misleading Residents by simiife: 7:44am On Jun 02, 2020
This useless fellow that is meant to represent the youth, God knows I hate him,i wonder when the youth will take over the affairs of this country when he is uselessing the chance to make a case for us

Ole oshi
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by simiife: 11:10pm On May 29, 2020
elunico:
Someone raised concerns about Billing's commitment to the team earlier on. The person was right to at the time. Good riddance! Mtscheeeew
Brotherly, we need to settle that matter in court oo,dat embarrassment too much na
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by simiife: 10:04pm On May 29, 2020
daveP:
Deep Vein Thrombosis.... Clots the blood if the area is rubbed like when you rub a muscle pull. That clot goes to the heart and can cause death. Docs advise to not rub the area. Phew.


Major cause are Anxiety, Hypertension, Alcoholism, Stress.
Nice lecture, learnt a lot
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 9:47pm On May 29, 2020
ddippset:
Costacurta: I faced Messi when he was 16 and I had to ask to be subbed offBarcelona Suffered against the Argentine

Back in February, former AC Milan centre-back Alessandro Costacurta recalled the day he faced a young Lionel Messi in a game against Barcelona.

Comparing the Argentine with Diego Maradona, the former Italy international has stressed that the two have various similarities.
"I have been lucky to play against both Messi and Diego," Costacurta told Sky Italia.
"Maradona could be fouled 66 times before [the opposition player would be] warned.
"With Leo it is different, it is something else now.
"They are similar in genius terms and in the way they express themselves on the pitch, but Messi is cooler than Maradona.
"At the time [I faced him], Messi was 16 years old and at first I took him to be a child and did what I wanted.
"But then, after a quarter of an hour, I asked [Milan coach Carlo] Ancelotti to sub me off."


grin grin grin
lol,after e nearly kee u abi
RomanceRe: Hijab Doesn't Stop Sexual Harrassment- Muslim Lady Cries Out by simiife: 9:06pm On May 29, 2020
Na who go settle d matter now?
CrimeRe: Osun: Amotekun Catches Gang Leader 'Shadow' Through A Commercial Sex Worker by simiife: 11:06am On May 25, 2020
SILVERLINES:
cheesy

I think this Amotekun need a special intelligent department and investigations etc.

The news too full so without ashaaawo the young man couldn't have been caught
The end justifies the means bro
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by simiife: 2:10pm On May 22, 2020
Hmmmm
SportsRe: Ex-egypt Coach Cuper Disappointed With Nff’s Decision To Stick With Rohr by simiife: 1:06pm On May 20, 2020
Who is this one,mafi lo mi ndasi,sobo luyo ke,beta mind your business, mtcheew
TravelRe: Ibom Air 4th Aircraft Unveiled By Governor Udom by simiife: 12:56pm On May 20, 2020
We will get there by His grace.
CultureRe: Man Breaks Ooni Ogunwusi's Gates, Rams Into Ooni Palace by simiife: 12:52pm On May 20, 2020
Some people get mind sha
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 7:09am On May 20, 2020
I think op was joking with that last sentence( I might be wrong tho),but trust Nigerians na,1 joy like this, dey don't have, just take a look at how they roasted d poor boy(yes op is a small boy).

Well Mr op,if u have a functioning brain, then u should do the right thing, I am sure u know what the right thing is.
TravelRe: Access Road To Awka Millennium City(photos) by simiife: 10:59pm On May 19, 2020
I can't just wait for Nigeria to be great ,we re getting there by His grace.
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 10:39pm On May 19, 2020
Ariza:
I was expecting someone to make this a Nigerian Women thing and you didn't disappoint. The question is are Nigerian Men any different? How many can engage in brain stimulating conversations? How many can vividly separate platonic friendships from sexual relationships? How many value Intelligence over physical appearances?. If it isn't about sex, conversations hardly happen.

This thread is evidence enough to conclude that only few Nigerian Men can do any of those questions asked. On the same thread, a guy helped a girl to get into her skirt, A guy met an intelligent lady he could have kept as Friend but still insist on "putting hand in her hole" On this same thread a Guy ridiculed intelligent ladies saying they are mostly ugly and masculine. Such backward thinking!

Thing is: Nigerian men only have what they encourage. They place more importance on fine face, boobs, and bum and flashy things when it comes to choosing ladies, so why should a woman work on her brains when she will only be overlooked and termed Boring and Ugly. Why will a woman feel encouraged to expand her horizon when she will only end "in the kitchen and bed".

Lol yet these confused bunch are always the first to scream and wail that Nigerian Women are unintelligent or can't hold conversations... Men that hardly have something upstairs themselves. So laughable! grin grin grin grin grin
Chill,just chill,han han,this one na absolute massacre
RomanceRe: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 10:31pm On May 19, 2020
Congratulations, U've gotten ursef a wife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 8:45pm On May 19, 2020
Fraudiola:
@ Barkabots, who am I?
attention seeker
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Returns To Training With Juventus In Grand Style. by simiife: 8:39pm On May 19, 2020
Where is the 'grand style'
SportsRe: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by simiife: 8:18pm On May 19, 2020
Baba God,I no sey my future dey ur hands,e sure me pieces
PhonesRe: TECNO Spark 5 Series Unveiling: Images , Specifications And Price by simiife: 7:50pm On May 12, 2020
Ennyholar:
One of Africa's popular smartphone brands TECNO Mobile today officially announced the unveiling of it lastest Spark 5 Series. The unveiling was made on their various social media channels as the device is said to be a game changer for budget smartphones. The Spark 5 combines a large 6.6-inch display with 5 AI powered cameras and a powerful 5,000mAH battery capacity.

The device is a successor to the SPARK 4 that was released last year. SPARK 5 will be running on TECNO Hardware Independent Operating System HIOS powered by Android Q for seamless performance.

The Spark 5 series are camera centric mid-range devices specifically designed to target the youths. The Spark 5 series with be coming in three different variants Spark 5 Pro, Spark 5 and Spark 5 Lite.

Brief Specifications

TECNO SPARK 5 PRO

6.6" Dot-in Display

64GB ROM + 4GB RAM

16MP AI Quad Camera with Quad Flash, Apeture F/1.8

5000mAh Battery

Octa-Core Processor

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

16MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: Not Available Yet

TECNO SPARK 5
6.6" Dot-in Display

13MP AI Quad Camera with Quad Flash, Aperture F/1.8

AI Selfie Dual Flash

5000mAh Battery

32GB ROM + 2GB RAM

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: 49,000

TECNO SPARK 5 AIR

32GB ROM + 2GB RAM

8MP AI Selfie Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP AI Dual Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

5000mAh Battery

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: 47,000
how much is d phone pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:06am On May 03, 2020
Sommyroy10:
What I'm seeing is swap deal. Arthur for Pjanic. No disrespect to Pjanic but He is already 30 and from this season, seem to have declined. Why don't we look at Havertz, looks promising.
Abi,but how will barca swap Arthur,young Arthur for an old man,na wa oo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:03am On May 03, 2020
Pjanic,Miralem Pjanic,good player actually but Vidal should not leave .
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by simiife: 10:12am On Apr 30, 2020
Thank You Jesus
SportsRe: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by simiife: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
cfree14:
Number 10 is not what u think man. It means they have scored while it was as jst 1 minute in a match, 2 minutes in a match, 3 minutes in a match and so the 90 minute and 90+ minutes.

Not all goals in a single match
Messi is the closest player to equaling that record, he only needs to score in the 1st and 2nd minute of a match.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by simiife: 12:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
benji93:
I can only guess the minimum. He's at least 28. Although i won't be surprised if he's above 30(his ceiling should be around 32). grin. Do you not remember he was excluded from the under 17 world cup. There was speculation(highly possible) that he wasn't included cos of he was just above the MRI eligibility limit. Anyway, i suppose it's not fair to dwell on this subject. The Nigerian talent grooming culture is not in good condition. It is what it is.
He is 58 yrs old

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