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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 10:04pm On May 29, 2020
daveP:
Deep Vein Thrombosis.... Clots the blood if the area is rubbed like when you rub a muscle pull. That clot goes to the heart and can cause death. Docs advise to not rub the area. Phew.


Major cause are Anxiety, Hypertension, Alcoholism, Stress.

Nice lecture, learnt a lot

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 9:47pm On May 29, 2020
ddippset:
Costacurta: I faced Messi when he was 16 and I had to ask to be subbed offBarcelona Suffered against the Argentine

Back in February, former AC Milan centre-back Alessandro Costacurta recalled the day he faced a young Lionel Messi in a game against Barcelona.

Comparing the Argentine with Diego Maradona, the former Italy international has stressed that the two have various similarities.
"I have been lucky to play against both Messi and Diego," Costacurta told Sky Italia.
"Maradona could be fouled 66 times before [the opposition player would be] warned.
"With Leo it is different, it is something else now.
"They are similar in genius terms and in the way they express themselves on the pitch, but Messi is cooler than Maradona.
"At the time [I faced him], Messi was 16 years old and at first I took him to be a child and did what I wanted.
"But then, after a quarter of an hour, I asked [Milan coach Carlo] Ancelotti to sub me off."


grin grin grin

lol,after e nearly kee u abi

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Romance / Re: Hijab Doesn't Stop Sexual Harrassment- Muslim Lady Cries Out by simiife: 9:06pm On May 29, 2020
Na who go settle d matter now?
Crime / Re: Osun: Amotekun Catches Gang Leader 'Shadow' Through A Commercial Sex Worker by simiife: 11:06am On May 25, 2020
SILVERLINES:
cheesy

I think this Amotekun need a special intelligent department and investigations etc.

The news too full so without ashaaawo the young man couldn't have been caught

The end justifies the means bro
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 2:10pm On May 22, 2020
Hmmmm
Sports / Re: Ex-egypt Coach Cuper Disappointed With Nff’s Decision To Stick With Rohr by simiife: 1:06pm On May 20, 2020
Who is this one,mafi lo mi ndasi,sobo luyo ke,beta mind your business, mtcheew
Travel / Re: Ibom Air 4th Aircraft Unveiled By Governor Udom by simiife: 12:56pm On May 20, 2020
We will get there by His grace.

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Culture / Re: Man Breaks Ooni Ogunwusi's Gates, Rams Into Ooni Palace by simiife: 12:52pm On May 20, 2020
Some people get mind sha

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 7:09am On May 20, 2020
I think op was joking with that last sentence( I might be wrong tho),but trust Nigerians na,1 joy like this, dey don't have, just take a look at how they roasted d poor boy(yes op is a small boy).

Well Mr op,if u have a functioning brain, then u should do the right thing, I am sure u know what the right thing is.
Travel / Re: Access Road To Awka Millennium City(photos) by simiife: 10:59pm On May 19, 2020
I can't just wait for Nigeria to be great ,we re getting there by His grace.

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 10:39pm On May 19, 2020
Ariza:
I was expecting someone to make this a Nigerian Women thing and you didn't disappoint. The question is are Nigerian Men any different? How many can engage in brain stimulating conversations? How many can vividly separate platonic friendships from sexual relationships? How many value Intelligence over physical appearances?. If it isn't about sex, conversations hardly happen.

This thread is evidence enough to conclude that only few Nigerian Men can do any of those questions asked. On the same thread, a guy helped a girl to get into her skirt, A guy met an intelligent lady he could have kept as Friend but still insist on "putting hand in her hole" On this same thread a Guy ridiculed intelligent ladies saying they are mostly ugly and masculine. Such backward thinking!

Thing is: Nigerian men only have what they encourage. They place more importance on fine face, boobs, and bum and flashy things when it comes to choosing ladies, so why should a woman work on her brains when she will only be overlooked and termed Boring and Ugly. Why will a woman feel encouraged to expand her horizon when she will only end "in the kitchen and bed".

Lol yet these confused bunch are always the first to scream and wail that Nigerian Women are unintelligent or can't hold conversations... Men that hardly have something upstairs themselves. So laughable! grin grin grin grin grin


Chill,just chill,han han,this one na absolute massacre

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Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by simiife: 10:31pm On May 19, 2020
Congratulations, U've gotten ursef a wife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 8:45pm On May 19, 2020
Fraudiola:
@ Barkabots, who am I?
attention seeker

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Returns To Training With Juventus In Grand Style. by simiife: 8:39pm On May 19, 2020
Where is the 'grand style'

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Sports / Re: Roman Abramovich’s £66million Private Jet With Banquet Hall (Pictures) by simiife: 8:18pm On May 19, 2020
Baba God,I no sey my future dey ur hands,e sure me pieces
Phones / Re: TECNO Spark 5 Series Unveiling: Images , Specifications And Price by simiife: 7:50pm On May 12, 2020
Ennyholar:
One of Africa's popular smartphone brands TECNO Mobile today officially announced the unveiling of it lastest Spark 5 Series. The unveiling was made on their various social media channels as the device is said to be a game changer for budget smartphones. The Spark 5 combines a large 6.6-inch display with 5 AI powered cameras and a powerful 5,000mAH battery capacity.

The device is a successor to the SPARK 4 that was released last year. SPARK 5 will be running on TECNO Hardware Independent Operating System HIOS powered by Android Q for seamless performance.

The Spark 5 series are camera centric mid-range devices specifically designed to target the youths. The Spark 5 series with be coming in three different variants Spark 5 Pro, Spark 5 and Spark 5 Lite.

Brief Specifications

TECNO SPARK 5 PRO

6.6" Dot-in Display

64GB ROM + 4GB RAM

16MP AI Quad Camera with Quad Flash, Apeture F/1.8

5000mAh Battery

Octa-Core Processor

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

16MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: Not Available Yet

TECNO SPARK 5
6.6" Dot-in Display

13MP AI Quad Camera with Quad Flash, Aperture F/1.8

AI Selfie Dual Flash

5000mAh Battery

32GB ROM + 2GB RAM

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: 49,000

TECNO SPARK 5 AIR

32GB ROM + 2GB RAM

8MP AI Selfie Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP AI Dual Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

5000mAh Battery

8MP Front Camera with Dual Flash,Aperture F/2.0

13MP Quad Rear Camera with Quad Flash,Aperture F/1.8

Price: 47,000


how much is d phone pls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:06am On May 03, 2020
Sommyroy10:
What I'm seeing is swap deal. Arthur for Pjanic. No disrespect to Pjanic but He is already 30 and from this season, seem to have declined. Why don't we look at Havertz, looks promising.

Abi,but how will barca swap Arthur,young Arthur for an old man,na wa oo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 11:03am On May 03, 2020
Pjanic,Miralem Pjanic,good player actually but Vidal should not leave .
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 10:12am On Apr 30, 2020
Thank You Jesus
Sports / Re: Football Records That Can Hardly Be Broken by simiife: 1:00pm On Apr 26, 2020
cfree14:

Number 10 is not what u think man. It means they have scored while it was as jst 1 minute in a match, 2 minutes in a match, 3 minutes in a match and so the 90 minute and 90+ minutes.

Not all goals in a single match

Messi is the closest player to equaling that record, he only needs to score in the 1st and 2nd minute of a match.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 12:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
benji93:
I can only guess the minimum. He's at least 28. Although i won't be surprised if he's above 30(his ceiling should be around 32). grin. Do you not remember he was excluded from the under 17 world cup. There was speculation(highly possible) that he wasn't included cos of he was just above the MRI eligibility limit. Anyway, i suppose it's not fair to dwell on this subject. The Nigerian talent grooming culture is not in good condition. It is what it is.


He is 58 yrs old

Politics / Re: Military: If Shekau Surrenders, We Will Accept Him by simiife: 11:53am On Apr 25, 2020
I hope this is just a way of deceiving him into surrendering, once they capture him, they should kill him slowly, he must experience the pain he caused Nigerians before he dies.
Crime / Re: 'One Million Boys' Storm Oworonshoki In Lagos. Youths Resist Them (Video, Photo) by simiife: 5:47pm On Apr 20, 2020
joransky4re:
The DIG, Peter B. Ogunyanwo,fdc can be reached
through this GSM No: 0803 389 3226. The
Control Room Numbers for Lagos Command are
08127155132, 08065154338 and 07055462708
while that of Ogun Command are 08081770416
and 08081770419.
Religion / Re: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Gospel Songs? by simiife: 12:32pm On Apr 19, 2020
Manuelces:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] I think it was sang by Peterson Okopi. Tho' one of my favorite Gospel Artist. Just search for him on YouTube.

Ok,let me quickly check, thanks bro
Religion / Re: What Are Your Favourite Nigerian Gospel Songs? by simiife: 10:29am On Apr 19, 2020
Who knows that Yoruba gospel song that has dis line
'mo yin o logo o' 2xe
'Ibi te sin mi de'
'me mo pe mole debe oo'
'mo yin o logo oo'

and

'Oluwa etobi, etobi ooo, etobi'
'kose ni ta le fi sa fi we re oo, etobi'
'ko se da ta le fi saka we re oo,etobi'
'Oluwa'

and

'atinileyin ko ju ma tini mo yin o ooo'2xe

A man was thier leader and he had backups,very lovely song ,not too slow, not too fast, been searching for that song since forever,dont even know what to type on Google.

Please if you have the song or u know the title tell me,I'm on my knees,abeg.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 9:19pm On Apr 13, 2020
hehehe,inside forward ni,outside backward ko.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 8:40pm On Apr 09, 2020
elyte89:


Be expecting a coaching crew of amuneke/finidi/yobo if rohr declines his contract cool

Let them remain as his assistant, they can not come and steal his glory after so many years of hardwork.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 11:19am On Apr 09, 2020
God plss ooo,allow Rohr spin this pple eye.I'm beginning to hate that Amaju of a man,stingy goats.
Sports / Re: WRESTLEMANIA 2020:WWE Fans Should Come In Pls. by simiife: 9:01am On Apr 08, 2020
LearnITsmash:

Aj will take a break and return soon with a massive gimmick cool
LearnITsmash:

Aj will take a break and return soon with a massive gimmick cool
Waylex21:
I think probably A. J Styles will take a break and return with a new gimmick later in the year.

My thought exactly,I think this whole thing is just to retire undertaker himself, the man is over 50 already, 55 yrs or so, they probably chose Aj to continue from where he stopped, baba will come back now and start disappearing upandan,but I will love to know how they use to do that trick,they will just off light and put it on,only for u to see the man standing behind u,he did it in the match against Aj.
LearnITsmash:

Aj will take a break and return soon with a massive gimmick cool
Waylex21:
I think probably A. J Styles will take a break and return with a new gimmick later in the year.

My thought exactly,I think this whole thing is just to retire undertaker himself, the man is over 50 already, 55 yrs or so, they probably chose Aj to continue from where he stopped, baba will come back now and start disappearing upandan,but I will love to know how they use to do that trick,they will just off light and put it on,only for u to see the man standing behind u,he did it in the match against Aj.
Sports / WRESTLEMANIA 2020:WWE Fans Should Come In Pls. by simiife: 9:06pm On Apr 07, 2020
As we all know, Coronavirus has dealt a major blow to all sporting activities worldwide,the WWE isn't left out as this year's WrestleMania took place behind closed doors.

The match that caught my attention was AJ Styles match against The Undertaker which Undertaker won after he buried AJ Styles alive.

Now here is where my confusion lies, with AJ Styles buried alive, does it mean he(AJ Styles) has joined the 'dead men alive' crew, because Undertaker's own started this way after he was also buried alive by Kane.

Mods pls move this thread to the promise Land, Thanks in advance
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Voted "Greatest Ever Player" By Fans by simiife: 8:25pm On Apr 02, 2020
Astark:
Ronaldo fans are clowns Sha.

The newspaper that made the poll is owned by Perez and is located at Madrid. They always promote Madrid and hate Barca.

They made a poll not on Instagram but on their page where you can rigged it.

Messi was winning it then Ronaldo magically got over 400,000 votes within 4 minutes

Lmao


leave those clowns
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 4:32pm On Mar 30, 2020
Danielnino00:

Do bring your stupidity here..
You will be disgraced...

lol

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