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Sports / Re: Suzy Cortez Tattoos Messi’s Face On Her Groin. Messi Blocks Her On Social Media by simiife: 4:58pm On Jan 16, 2020
I'm curious about something oo,pls what happens when the tattoo artists makes a mistake while drawing, how will he clean it before continuing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 4:27pm On Jan 16, 2020
biomustry:
UEFA7

Poor Kante


Rada rada,dat was how dey gave him quagliarela's award,I've never seen 4-2-4 formation in my life,even games sef,i no sure say e get.2 midfielders and 4 men upfront, it iz well
Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Steel To Gulp $1.5 Billion, Gets 2022 Completion Date by simiife: 9:15am On Jan 15, 2020
Timekeeper:
To all haters:


AS you take hate this guy for doing notin wrong, naso them to hate u too ooo.
What's the big deal in supporting apc and buhari, yet some people gave a bounty to catch him and beat him.. Wtf are you guys mad?
Everyone get their choice, u don't threaten someone bcox of his choice of person.

If you hate all bcox he support buhari, u will get such hate in ur life too.. Some people just insult the guy for doing notin wrong...
It's unfair


Back to the topic

If Ajaokuta steel complete by 2022 or so, make nairaland wind up... Seun take note.

Oya , make we sing for this guys

Our role Model: Igbolabi figbo foyin

Egbami, Awon omo naija fe f’idi pami, (won fe fi idi pami)
Eesss control the crowd, control the crown
Marlians come forward, the rest Bleep off
O yeee
Yo Rexxie! on this one
Verse 1
Eeee egbami, Awon omo naija won fe fi idi pami (won fe fi idi pami)
Nigbami ti’n ba shi Insta (IG) idi ma ni (idi ma ni)
Idi araba, idi oro, idi abajo, idi arere, Idi ganlebe, idimu
Gbe’di jor t’ani idi ofo (t’ani idi ofo)
Ah! E ni sun
Ma lo te idi gbabe nipple, (gbabe nipple)
Ye oh baby, ma’sa gbori duro yo’di fun (yo’di fun)
Won tin settle e
Abu Abel ti settle e, (settle e)
Samuel Larry ti settle e, (settle e)
Baddosneh ti settle e (settle e)
Inside life, ninu aye rayierayie, (aye rayie)
Aye tun ya to s’aye
K’Oloun ma je ka r’ija aye, (ka r’ija aye)
Ninu aye, aye tun je’ju aye
Shey e r’oju aye, mo r’aye mo sa fu’aye


AMEN,they are all hypocrite

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 8:57am On Jan 15, 2020
U see all these bad beles parading themselves as saints and football analyst,I'm using this opportunity to let u all know that the thunder that will strike you all is tru with NYSC,na clearance remain for am.

Look at them telling us that we will regret sacking valverde, is not like they can stand the sight of the man coaching their club for just a day ooo,if una like am,recommend am for ur club na.

AWON WEREY.

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Education / Re: JAMB Commences Sales of 2020 UTME and DE Application (Step-By-Step Procedure) by simiife: 7:02pm On Jan 14, 2020
Nawa oo,to upload result is war again,i don dey CBT centre since 7am,i neva still thumbprint.
Sports / Re: Valverde: The Unlucky Barcelona Coach by simiife: 3:49pm On Jan 14, 2020
Mtweeeew,just take a good look at your life outside,you don't even know the club that knocked us out in 2018,Ajax ko,Roma ni.

U were even searching for where valverde got courage to continue, let me ask u one question, if u were in valverde's shoes,will u resign? Dude's recent bank alert is saying 27 million euros,just because he was sacked and u are there wondering where he got courage to continue.

About the matches u said valverde won without Messi, u re not done oo,better come and add the the one we played against levante on match day 37 in the 2017/18 season.

Finally before I leave, a Real Madrid fan once said and I quote, "WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU VALVERDE, MAKE IT FEDERICO, NOT ERNESTO.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 1:30pm On Jan 14, 2020
andrewbaba44:


What can be worst than a coach throwing away 2 champions league title?

Barcelona are suppose to win last season champions league especially


pls help me tell him,don't forget to remind him of the unbeaten run he lost on match day 37.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 7:01am On Jan 14, 2020
do4luv14:
my people una good morning ooo, nah another 365/366 days to me again...

and it can only be GOD all by himself �

HAPPY birthday to me.... it's my birthday guuz/ladies......


Happy Birthday bro,long life and prosperity.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 6:38am On Jan 14, 2020
MorataFC:
That No. 3 should be the No.1
I couldn't forget that day, Suarez almost to tears, every barca fan tensed for late equalizer, I as a Chelsea fan also was rooting for them but alas the most historical record which no top flight league holds(except Asernal) slip away with just only one game remaining. Pathetic!!!
I think the game ended 5:4
That should be my No1 any day anytime

it was a bad day devil drank water, the question I kept asking myself was "y did he rest Messi" Suarez missed a late header to equalize the match, it pained me more than the loss to Roma.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 10:36am On Jan 12, 2020
khingTony:
not yet

I can't just wait
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by simiife: 10:35am On Jan 12, 2020
naptu2:
In one of my previous threads, one of the "exposed people" said that Asisat Oshoala cannot chip the keeper like Messi does, that's why she always goes round the keeper. Obviously this is not true and she actually did chip the keeper yesterday (unfortunately the camera work is poor because of the size of the stadium).

This "stadium" looks small because CD Tacon plays at Real Madrid's training ground. Madrid has actually taken over Tacon (the take over was approved at their general meeting late last year), but Tacon cannot change their name and logo in the middle of the season (that's the reason that I wrote "in the process of taking over" in my first post). Tacon will register with a new name and logo at the beginning of next season.


Highlights


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8GuyezJm0


I remember,some even said she won't get a good club if Barcelona decide to terminate her contract after she blasted valverde last yr.
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by simiife: 10:30am On Jan 12, 2020
theoneJabulani:
if Barcelona wins the women's UCL, and Asisat keeps banging in a goals, she would be a serious contender. Perhaps she would show our guys that hard work is just as important as the talent


We are saying d same thing,she has scored 14 goals in d league already,she has started the second half of the season with a top form which will good for her.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 9:56am On Jan 12, 2020
pls I'm not understanding something oo,has he been sacked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 9:43am On Jan 12, 2020
Excallibur:
Any body with 2 brain cells knows that EV should have been gone last summer


2018 summer u mean
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by simiife: 1:30am On Jan 12, 2020
anochuko01:

Getting to the final is enough to win balondor, as we've seen male football. However, female football rates performance in international competitions higher than club competition. That's why a player like rapinone could have won it.

My argument was based on individual performance, and not team or trophy. Miedema also scored 6 goals against reading last month or so.

If asisat can replicate this form in a world cup and we get to the semis or final, then she's good to go. Same with miedema, her country Holland don't do well in world cups.... Even though they won the euros recently.

Last yr was a world cup yr na,let Rapinoe come and win it again without winning a trophy with her team first,this yr too is opened because of the Olympics,u think ada hergenberg of Norway that has been winning it won it because of her performance for Norway abi,or who do u think would have won if herhenberg went to d world cup with Norway and reach the final at least.

In case u don't know, Barcelona femini are topping the female league with seven point, if they end up winning it as well as winning the UCL too,asisat will be a strong contender as far as her performance doesn't drop.
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Scores 4 Goals In El Classico. by simiife: 9:17pm On Jan 11, 2020
anochuko01:

Cool down Bros. That guy said asisat would be contesting balondor if she played for Norway. And I brought up miedema; a lady who's done way past asisat and has still not won it... BTW, miedema has over 200 career goals at 23yrs.

Let's tell ourselves the truth even if it involves our family members.
If it's Africa, asisat is the Queen. But don't talk world football yet.

I think d reason meidema has not won it is because she plays for a team that do not go as far as UCL final (or do they?).Barcelona femini got to d UCL final last yr,if they should better that performance by winning it this yr,with asisat consistently dishing out performances like d one she dished out today, i bet you,asisat might just become the first female player from Africa to win that award.She does not have to score 200 goals before 23 to win it.

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Education / Re: JAMB Suspends National Identification Number (NIN) As Requirement For UTME 2020 by simiife: 3:38pm On Jan 11, 2020
Kendumazy:
Wooow! This is good news for jambites. Mheen! The stress is just too much. You will see young girls risking their lives sleeping outside NIN centers overnight to get NIN and when NIN staffs comes, you will hear they aren't doing more than 20 people out of the 300 names they have. Jamb should restrategize on how to get it done swiftly.



So it was only young girls that risked their abi,well done,we the young men didn't risk our lives,when we will get to Ikeja around 3am,and still end up getting no 105 on d queue.Continue.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 10:57pm On Jan 06, 2020
Drew these 2 years ago

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Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by simiife: 10:16pm On Jan 03, 2020
Father I thank You for my life, i bless Your for bringing me this far,its by Your grace that I'm still alive today,may Your Name ne highly exalted.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 9:57pm On Jan 02, 2020
Subzero047:

Goodluck, make we talk about you here one day grin

lol,thanks bro.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 9:48pm On Jan 02, 2020
Danielnino00:

simiife. simife
noted
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 5:45pm On Jan 01, 2020
Triniti:
Someone that cannot travel from Lagos to umuahia for trial, how can he make it in football? For your information, Osimhen and co were involved with numerous trial before they were picked. Footballers are one the biggest travelers on earth, the boy needs to convince his parents whichever possible and hit the road if he wants to make it in the game


Noted
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 1:13pm On Jan 01, 2020
Thanks for all the advises guys,I understand that I have to be up and doing to play football.I believe trial opportunities are always available tru out the year, so as soon as I'm done with exam in April, I will have enough time for myself.

Happy new year once again.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 12:55am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy New Year cules

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 12:52am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy New Year people of God.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 6:07pm On Dec 31, 2019
ChrisKels:


I wouldda accommodated u for the duration of the program while u also have time to do ur reading, if I was still around Umuahia. As a matter of factly, I was staying in GoviCollaj(Government College), the venue of the screening in 2016, too bad it came this late bro.

hmm,ok,but I doubt my parent would allow me leave Lagos for umuahia tho,they won't,
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 5:45pm On Dec 31, 2019
ChrisKels:
This is for the boy that was asking for screening/trial opportunities and other interested persons.

This is the same academy that produced Chukwueze, K. Nwakali, Ipalibo and many others in the Portuguese second division where they have affiliate teams


umuahia,is that not the capital of abia state, dah side far oo,besides i will be busy with jamb lesson then.

Thanks all the same, I appreciate.

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Family / Re: What Are You Grateful For In 2019????? by simiife: 3:15pm On Dec 31, 2019
My life
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 6:19pm On Dec 29, 2019
ChrisKels:


U promised to show me the pic he took with Akpoguma, did u not? Whatchu showing me now, a pic taken with the head scout of Hoffenheim?

Did he visit or not?

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Sports / Re: How Did You Become A Fan Of Your Club (you Will Be Amazed By Responses) by simiife: 1:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
I wasn't really into watching football then,I play but don't watch,no be I too sabi that time sef, wrestling was my best sport then,mo le wo wrestling pa.As I no con dey follow football like that,I hated d word called Barcelona, I had a friend that was a die hard Barcelona,I get angry anytime he mentions anything that had to do with Barcelona, I thought they were bullies, using their financial prowess to raid any club and make away with their best player, I thought they bought Messi,Xavi,Iniesta,Puyol and so on.

During this period, I never had anything called Jersey of a club, or a short that has any club design on it.Then one fateful day,my cousin bought me a boxer,you know those tight boxers that use to have some club badge on it,yes those ones,she bought me the one with Barcelona badge on it. That was how I fell in love in love with Barcelona. Then I later found out that the players I thought they bought were actually players they developed themselves, I was impressed, then I started watching Barcelona matches, and Messi just cemented the love, watching Messi has improved the way I play,I try to copy him since we have some common features,I'm short like Messi, I'm also left footed,planning to attend any scouting program after my jamb next year instead of staying at home doing nothing.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by simiife: 12:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
jpmoriarti:
It brings a sense of sanity to the game. Do you like the scenario during the time a throw-in is quickly taken close to opposition area, during which time there is no offside rule? I don't like it

There is no offside during a throw-in,likewise corner kick,if there was,Origi's goal against Barcelona would have been cancelled.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by simiife: 11:46am On Dec 29, 2019
I wish there is something that to stop this nonsense,Rohr doesn't deserve this.

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