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Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Whose Long Braids Got Stuck In Wheel Of A Bike Rescued By Sympathizers by simplepee(f): 10:21pm On Aug 25, 2020
The hair is not TOO long though. It got stuck because the tip of the hair is not done/weaved yet. Attachments are somehow drawn to spinning system, I've had many encounters but with my generator though grin grin. And it wasn't from my head o

I don't know why she entered a bike with half done hair, thank God for her life.
CrimeRe: The Monitor Lizard That Has Been Tormenting Me, My Fish Ponds by simplepee(f): 10:16pm On Aug 25, 2020
DaddyRochie1642:
Where are those Ugly Looking Pots Nairalanders always bring out whenever the kill a snake or lizard grin grin
Pocohantas will say 'hideous pots' grin grin grin That girl ehn
RomanceRe: Lady Extremely Long Hair Gets Stuck Inside The Wheels Of An Okada!!! (video) by simplepee(f):
Nawa
FamilyRe: How A Woman Sent Twitter Into A Frenzy With Photos Of Her Divorce. Photo by simplepee(f): 1:41pm On Aug 24, 2020
Youngpo413:
with that flat tummy and sexy hips,husband go soon come.endowed ladies no dey waste time for single market.
Bros face front undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Live-in Relationship: The Two Sides Of A Coin. by simplepee(f): 9:06am On Aug 24, 2020
Well, I don't see anything wrong with it. You have to stay together with someone you intend to marry for atleast one month of your courtship.
FoodRe: See The Plate Of Rice I Cooked With Just 200 Naira by simplepee(f): 10:15pm On Aug 23, 2020
Imagine. Na dem go open mouth/keyboard dey insult their aunties' mate here.
FamilyRe: What I Found In My Grandma's Wooden Box(pictures) by simplepee(f): 1:10pm On Aug 23, 2020
swiz123:
It's good you have felt a fraction of what your grandfather passed through at the hands of that entitled grandma of yours who believes her husband's money is theirs and her's is for her alone.

I wouldn't be surprised if your grandfather borrowed money from Isusu groups when his wife had such cash in her mini billion van
You are very stupid sir.
PoliticsRe: Ize-Iyamu: "I Am A Senior RCCG Pastor, I Preach Every Sunday" by simplepee(f): 5:30pm On Aug 22, 2020
More reason I won't support you sir.
RomanceRe: I Felt Cheated By My Girl by simplepee(f): 9:44am On Aug 22, 2020
Them really say 'no be by age' . I weep for you brother.
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Propose Marriage To A Man? by simplepee(f): 9:06am On Aug 22, 2020
Igbos will say ARU!!

I better remain single. Don't try it with Nigerian man at all, they will take you for granted and treat you like trash. Don't try asking a guy out talk more of marriage proposal, their brains are wired differently from other men in the world.

That is why I don't believe in feminism, we just can't be equal, they have roles to play and we have ours.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Get Out Of This Marriage, I Am Dying – Pastor’s Wife Cries Out by simplepee(f): 8:14pm On Aug 21, 2020
Pastors! Very anyhow people!

If you have a lady or man that always say 'my pastor, my Pastor, daddy this, daddy that'. Ruuuunnnn!!!!!
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Uncontrollably And Starts Getting Herself Naked After Break Up by simplepee(f): 7:59pm On Aug 21, 2020
tunize:
Go and sit down as if u're dating urself.
I'm already seated. Yes, I'm dating myself.
RomanceRe: Man Arrests Facebook Slay Queen Over 8,500 Naira Transport Fare by simplepee(f): 6:39pm On Aug 21, 2020
Lol. Girls gan sef. Who still uses that old scam?

We have upgraded nao tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Uncontrollably And Starts Getting Herself Naked After Break Up by simplepee(f): 4:42pm On Aug 21, 2020
She will be over it. Highest one week.

Men are not worth it
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Touched Inappropriately In A Public Transport? by simplepee(f): 5:20pm On Aug 20, 2020
Never experienced that. Maybe because I always frown. No room for anyhow talk or touch o.
RomanceRe: What Is It About You That Makes You Unique? by simplepee(f): 5:11pm On Aug 20, 2020
Everything ME.
FamilyRe: How A Woman Sent Twitter Into A Frenzy With Photos Of Her Divorce. Photo by simplepee(f): 8:54am On Aug 20, 2020
cry

FamilyRe: How A Woman Sent Twitter Into A Frenzy With Photos Of Her Divorce. Photo by simplepee(f): 8:46am On Aug 20, 2020
I saw this on Facebook, very funny but then only her know what she went through. Getting married to the average Nigerian man is very stressful come add bad character join.
May I be lucky with mine God, we will grow old together in PEACE.
RomanceRe: I Pay Your Bills, What Do You Offer Aside Sex? Guy Asks His GF (SCREENSHOTS) by simplepee(f): 7:21am On Aug 20, 2020
Offpoint:
The left hand and right hand conversation.

I can detect the English pattern, composition and settings...

The left hand and right hand conversationgrin

If you believe this conversation was held by 2 individuals then you need to...
I swear. Then he shot himself by having a screenshot from the 'supposed lady' side. A lady will not expose this kind of chat and where will we say the guy got this screenshot from? grin grin. Very amateurish work.
CelebritiesRe: Erigga Set To Wed, Releases Pre-Wedding Photos by simplepee(f): 8:21pm On Aug 19, 2020
Naso. With all the 'hard guy' vibes in his musics.

Baba wey get sense, may it last.
RomanceRe: What Is One Thing That Would Complete Your Life And It Can't Be Money? by simplepee(f): 8:21pm On Aug 19, 2020
A happy home
RomanceRe: Pst Adenowo: Stop Disgracing Ur Husband: What Do U Need The MAN'S Money For? by simplepee(f):
All these female pastors springing out from God knows where.

Nl guys right now.

RomanceRe: My Fiance Is Very Strong. by simplepee(f): 8:12am On Aug 19, 2020
Mumu boy. Your mama dey call you make you come wash plate
FamilyRe: I'm Planning On Taking My Son To His Father by simplepee(f): 8:08am On Aug 19, 2020
My dear, your child is a boy. I suggest you allow him to stay with his father for a while so you can get yourself together, you can take him back if you sense anything wrong. Just allow the boy stay with him for a while, it's important.

Most Nigerian men are just so irresponsible, tueh.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Have You Thought About This by simplepee(f): 10:03pm On Aug 18, 2020
paulolee:
hmm such nigee are few, mayb they are still disturbing you because they haven't realized dt they are soo many options out thier...bt wait oo hoe can a guy be disturbing you for 7yrs?? is either you are joking or dt guy is a slowpoke
No jokes.
TravelRe: Honesty and Contentment: My Experience In Zimbabwe. by simplepee(f): 8:59pm On Aug 18, 2020
Opexzy:
I have met honest people in Nigeria too, with even a more convincing test.

I was in computer village, ikeja Lagos state to fix my phone's screen that broke. It was on a Thursday and all shops were meant to be closed due to lockdown restrictions.
Just like you know, some of them will surely still be by the roadside to hustle for customers. I was there explaining to the technician that want to fix my phone, when a car pulled over and the driver stretched out his hand and handed over his phone, (an iPhone for that matter) to the same guy to help add screen protector and a silicone case.
He paid right there and told the guy he is in a hurry to pick up someone at the airport that he would collect it when he his returning. He dropped his contact card and didn't even bother to collect the guys contact before he drove off.

Everyone was surprised including the guy, because he has never met the man before and there was no traceable location because everywhere was locked.

I think it's better you thank your star that you met a good Zimbabwean.
Just like I use to pray to always encounter good Nigerians

Bad people are everywhere likewise good people.

MODIFIED:
To those asking me if the guy ever returned his phone.
When the guy was done, he called the man and he left us in his shop to wait for him by the road side.
I would not have narrated the story if I didn't know how it ended.

I am sure at one point in time we have all met at least one good and honest Nigerian.

Reading through people's comments and some of my mentions makes it look like I am the only Nigerian on this forum. Ask yourself what would you have done if you were the Zimbabwean, it is that simple. If you are not sure, then na your body the mess dey smell.

I can boldly say this, If I were the the Zimbabwean in the OP's story I would not have done it differently.
God bless you sir. Majority of people pulling this country down are bad eggs themselves. I wouldn't do differently if I were the guy. There is peace in honesty and integrity.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Have You Thought About This by simplepee(f):
They still do though.

They should keep chasing na. My NO is NO. I have someone who have been chasing me for 7 years, I have another of 2 years, I'm still saying no and I won't change my mind. if I want you, you don't even need to stress yourself before you get my YES. I wonder why some men still don't get it. One even said he's gonna buy me a car if I accept him grin grin grin.
RomanceRe: Who Do You Feel Sorry For, And Why Do You Feel Sorry For Them? by simplepee(f): 4:15pm On Aug 18, 2020
I feel sorry for girls that follow Yahoo boys grin grin Because some Yahoo boys don't have conscience.

I feel sorry for lazy people because even the bible says no food for them smiley smiley

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