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FamilyRe: Husband Faints In Labour Room by simplepee(f): 1:33pm On Aug 07, 2020
Before I open the thread, I know it can't be a Nigerian man. These men no send you.


Modified- I said it, see the second comment below me . Goats
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 12:05pm On Aug 07, 2020
pocohantas:
Empty coconut head!!!! tongue
I love black coloured extensions too. Never done any other colour with my braids And I only do braids!.

Weird woman, you only wear black and navy blue jeans grin grin. Who cares if it matches, we wear all tongue tongue
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 11:53am On Aug 07, 2020
pocohantas:
I don’t like them, though I made wine braids sometime last year. Loosened it in less than 2wks. I don’t mind rocking one, people say it fits me because I am “fair”. cheesy
Is there anything you like? Weird woman, commot for here undecided undecided
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 11:50am On Aug 07, 2020
Ishilove:
LMAO

simplepee grin
cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 10:36pm On Aug 06, 2020
Oluwapresley:
I remember the first time I got scammed. Chaiiiiii. I was ajebo that time. I think I was around 14 or there about. I went to buy guava 4 market na him I see buy boxer short o wey them write 50 cent for waistband. I was like damn, this is lovely. I asked the guy how much. He said one mad price around N700 sha. I managed to price it to around 350 if I can remember well. For my mind, I had a good bargain. I think I bought 2 self. Only for to reach my street I now met one guy that said the stuff is N150. Haaaaa... Something I bought N350 each. So my first market someone will scam me N400 like that. Na him me and the guy go back o. Got back. Started speaking English. Baba come dey tell me say business is agreement. Say we agree to N350. He no even lie so no be N150. He talk say na me talk say I wan buy am N350. I just shake my head comot. I felt like a fool. I come dey blame myself why I even jam that my street guy. Shebi I for just dey feel myself say I buy correct boxer. But anytime I see that boxer, I go just start to dey think.

Ever since that day, I don't pity person if I want to price o. If you say 1k, I fit call 150. Let's start from there first.
So you still dey use the boxer, wonderful!! grin grin
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 8:23pm On Aug 06, 2020
Ishilove:
I disagree. It seems fantasy is a genre that is rapidly becoming popular. Her tall tales fall into that category.
grin grin. I rest my case.
BusinessRe: Share Your Annoying Market Experience by simplepee(f): 8:13pm On Aug 06, 2020
Ishilove:
You should channel your fables to okadabooks.com.
Okadabooks will even reject it. grin
RomanceRe: Lady Publicly Declines Man's Marriage Proposal Despite All His Pleadings (Video) by simplepee(f):
Lol. I still don't get this public show off they call proposal though. Guy, you see your life? Something you should have just done in the room jeje with her, even if she had said no you wouldn't have made a fool of yourself to the world now, you would have silently lick your wound and nobody will know.

ALL I'm trying to say is NTOOOOOORRRR tongue tongue.
Nigerians and 'I must belong' attitude.

As for the girl, good you stood your ground. We just can't 'manage' some men.
Don't quote me, I'm not feeling well.
RomanceRe: One Year After My Son’s Death, What I Discovered On His Phone Made Me Cry by simplepee(f): 2:20pm On Aug 05, 2020
Wierdceo:
No wori u seff go born then u go know how e dey pain for body to loose pikin.
God forbid I lose my child. You are the one who is being insensitive about the situation. Didn't you read your comment? Learn how to connect your brain when typing.
RomanceRe: One Year After My Son’s Death, What I Discovered On His Phone Made Me Cry by simplepee(f): 1:18pm On Aug 05, 2020
Wierdceo:
I just wish they had had sex and the lady had gotten pregnant your son's lineage would not have wasted like that. You would have had someone to replace your son with and console urself weda she gives birth to a boy or a girl. U r there worrying About his actions . [s]Maybe he knew he was going to die that was why he wanted to have sex so eagerly. Who knows if he died a virgin. If u give birth again, be sure to learn from this ur dead child[/s].

RomanceRe: One Year After My Son’s Death, What I Discovered On His Phone Made Me Cry by simplepee(f): 1:13pm On Aug 05, 2020
Wow. Kids these days ehn. It is only God that will save them.
RomanceRe: Please Let Go Home,man Begs As His Nigerian Wealthy Wife Publicly Beat Him Up by simplepee(f): 5:18pm On Aug 03, 2020
Lol.

I don't want to be richer than my husband God. The more money I get, triple will he get in Jesus name.
RomanceRe: Please I Will Like To Know If Blood Oaths Between Lovers Really Works by simplepee(f): 8:38am On Aug 03, 2020
My ex wanted to try that rubbish with me when he was leaving the country back then, God forbid that satanic arrangement.

It's a bad idea.Then again, I think if they BOTH agree to separate, nothing will happen. Abi, my elders?
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Told Me Not To Marry My Girlfriend by simplepee(f): 4:44pm On Aug 02, 2020
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Told Me Not To Marry My Girlfriend by simplepee(f): 7:29am On Aug 02, 2020
Please listen to the MEN OF GOD , you know they are very holy and hears directly from God. They are seeing something you are not SEEING. Also know that they will play a very important role in your marriage undecided undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: I Killed This Bat The Enemy Sent To My House At Night by simplepee(f): 10:13pm On Aug 01, 2020
All these religious people sef. undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by simplepee(f): 5:28pm On Aug 01, 2020
Palema007:
Lol.... Seriously these guys will believe anything just to feel important. Men are scarce? Lol even in this Corona period, I have seen more than three weddings. grin Every Saturday people are getting married. Men and Women oooo not women and women. grin grin
No, the people getting married every Saturday are not Nigerians o. grin grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by simplepee(f): 9:47am On Aug 01, 2020
Trizyd:
Very senseless. Imagine what's coming out of your brain. undecided
calm down.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies Cry Out Over Scarcity Of Men To Marry Them by simplepee(f): 8:02am On Aug 01, 2020
Very funny. I know Nl guys will have full erection over this post.
RomanceRe: I Want To Leave My Boyfriend For A New Guy. by simplepee(f): 7:34am On Aug 01, 2020
The first comment has said it all. Commitment is the key. You will always find better people.
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Crashes Wedding In Detroit, Claiming Groom Is Her Baby's Father by simplepee(f): 7:24am On Aug 01, 2020
paulolee:
nice pics babes...u beautiful
Thanks .
RomanceRe: Pregnant Woman Crashes Wedding In Detroit, Claiming Groom Is Her Baby's Father by simplepee(f): 8:43pm On Jul 31, 2020
Very good
RomanceRe: Bobrisky Finally Unveils The Identity Of His “bae” As He Shares Photos Of Him by simplepee(f): 6:28pm On Jul 30, 2020
Smh. Someone actually gave birth to this guy.


The 'suspected boo' is fine sha grin grin.

FamilyRe: Mummy Has Calmed Down And Boy Is Smiling In Short Interview After by simplepee(f): 6:19pm On Jul 30, 2020
Lol. Sense will not kill that woman.

Son is enjoying fame now.

FamilyRe: Family Members Took Pictures With Standing Dead Man (Disturbing Photos) by simplepee(f): 8:58am On Jul 26, 2020
God forbid. The picture alone scares me cry embarassed
RomanceRe: How Do I Breakup With A Native Doctor's Daughter? by simplepee(f): 8:58pm On Jul 25, 2020
Fake story
RomanceRe: What Other Ways Can I Correct My Girlfriend Without Beating Her by simplepee(f): 6:41am On Jul 24, 2020
Hed0nist:
This is the funniest convo I've seen in a while. In the chat she says that old wounds open whenever OP brings up the Paul guy. However they are still friends and she keeps visiting Paul. Which kind contradiction be that one?
You saw it too? grin grin
RomanceRe: What Other Ways Can I Correct My Girlfriend Without Beating Her by simplepee(f): 11:14am On Jul 23, 2020
Op just mumu anyhow.

RomanceRe: 10 Things Men Do That Women Hate With Passion. by simplepee(f): 1:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
Only number 4 makes sense. Being a chronic liar comes with most of those other qualities.

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