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RomanceRe: What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Fallen Out Of Your Pocket/Bag? by simplesearch: 3:11pm On Jul 04, 2022
Benki003:
Went to give offering in church (one deeper life district) In owerri

Na so I reach pulpit shook hand for pocket to bring out money, condom just fall for ground grin grin yakata

As a sharp guy I acted like It wasn't mine, then one overzealous pastor there now rushed me and gave it to me.

To cut the story short am now a Catholic grin grin
You lied. Apostolic faith and Deeper life don't give tithe around the pulpit. Apostolic faith built the box at the exit or entry corridor for your private and easy access, while Deeperlife help bring the bag to you where you're seated. And what's the additional information meant for? That you gate crash on evangelical message that can save your soul but relapse back to your old ways isn't something to celebrate. Don't be careless with your soul or joke away your eternity. Shalom!
Christianity EtcRe: US Pastor, Creflo Dollar, Denounces His Position On Tithing, I Was Wrong (video) by simplesearch: 2:30pm On Jul 04, 2022
He was never wrong to have preached tithing as one of the fundamental teachings of the Bible. What is wrong with many prosperity preachers is the tenacity with which they major on minor and diminish weightier matters of God's law. Tithing was commanded by God in old testament and approved by Jesus in the new testament. It is God's foremost way of financing his work on earth and also a means by which his people enter into covenant of perpetual blessing with him. If government were to allow everyone pay whatever they like as tax or levy, there will be no meaningful development due to paucity of fund. Same way, if God were to allow everyone give according to their desire, God's work on earth will suffer; not because those serving him don't love him enough to give for the furtherance of his work, but becasue since the fall of Adam, human always need some extra prodding to do what's right. Banks are rich financial organizations and yet they charge interest on loan, we don't question them on that. So also God, even though he's rich in all things but because we are dealing with him in our own currency we need such an exchange to keep us appreciative of the free air, water, sunlight, rice,yam,millet,vegetable orange,apple,banana plantain sorghum,cocoa,sugarcane,fish,meat,milk,and the good soil he freely bestow on us each day.
PoliticsRe: Running Mate: Tinubu Pencils Zulum, Shettima, Aide Debunks Meeting With Wike by simplesearch: 10:19am On Jul 02, 2022
He's still stuck on this Muslim Muslim ticket. He should continue, the end will tell.
Christianity EtcRe: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by simplesearch: 10:54pm On Jul 01, 2022
Catholics need to get their priority right. This is a typical demonic entity, and have nothing to do with Mary the earthly mother of the Lord Jesus.
Christianity EtcRe: Fr. Evaristus Bassey: ''Virgin Mary Appeared To Church Members In Calabar" by simplesearch:
dazzlingd:
grin

Same Virgin Mary whey dey collect doggy from comrade holy spirit
May foolishness and unguarded tongue not send you to eternity in the lake of fire. Sin against the Holy Spirit has no forgiveness, beware. If you keep on this way you may never find forgiveness again even if you’re later ready and pray for it with tears like Esau. God is not mocked.
RomanceRe: Canadian Lady Excited As She Arrives Nigeria To Meet Her Nigerian Lover by simplesearch: 10:23pm On Jul 01, 2022
Funny enough she can divorce her hubby and over look her children, who might be old enough to make her live responsibly becasue of this guy; but fornication and adultery won't allow them see ahead or think through and ask important question.
PoliticsRe: APC Begins Students’ Registration, Revalidation by simplesearch: 7:34pm On Jun 29, 2022
Is it the students they've Kept at home for so long or another?
PoliticsRe: IPOB Approves Army, Security Agencies Sweeping Out Of Criminals From Anambra by simplesearch: 5:41pm On Jun 27, 2022
Unfortunately they started and brought this terrible situation upon themselves. Fighting a seemingly legitimate course with an extremely wrong tactics and against their own people. A hate filled soul like Hitler and Kanu can't win any long historic battle for themselves or their people, they'll rather cause more havoc. Once a leader began to drag others to follow him, at that point of forcing obedience he's no longer a leader but a villain and a culprit. A genuine leader does not force obedience and submission, his followers do so of their own volition and willingly out of individual's conviction.
PoliticsRe: After What I Saw Today, Peter Obi Should Not Border To Campaign In Edo - Obinyan by simplesearch: 9:08pm On Jun 26, 2022
World over, the word impossibility is nothing. Tinubu and co, never thought they could actually unseat a sitting president, but with tenacity it happened. Same way Obi can be president just like macron and zelensky. Impossibility is always nothing!
PoliticsRe: ICPC Clears The Air On Media Report Surrounding Abuja Property's Raid by simplesearch: 3:28pm On Jun 24, 2022
Then sR's report is near accurate except for the identity of the main actor. But then, who says kabiru can't be fronting for Burutai.
PoliticsRe: VIDEO: Youths Protest Insufficient Pvcs In Enugu by simplesearch: 9:50pm On Jun 21, 2022
Let that be done Asap, so every interested party can vote for the candidate of their choice come 2023, If Christ tarries!
CareerRe: My Job Is Ruining My Family by simplesearch: 5:45pm On Jun 21, 2022
More like a pseudo post meant to drive traffic. If I'm correct, this is One of three nonsensical post gracing NL Frontpage today. Such a baseless, rudderless, and meaningless post!
CrimeRe: Police Officers Arrested For Extorting N320k From Lady In Lagos by simplesearch: 5:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
Was she in possession of the said 'weed' at the point of arrest, or it was planted by the police to possibly give credence to her offense?
CrimeRe: Police Officers Arrested For Extorting N320k From Lady In Lagos by simplesearch: 5:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
Was she in possession of the said 'weed' at the point of arrest, or it was planted by the police to possibly aggravate her offense?
PoliticsRe: Ned Nwoko: Peter Obi Will Be Better Suited As Minister Of Economy by simplesearch: 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2022
Funny man! So he should help you guys turn around the economy you all messed up, so you guys can continue to have enough in the coffer to plunder and marry more under age girls as wife, while he remains incapacitated to act. No way, if he must save money and the economy, he must also have the executive power to punish and jail the thieves.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Unprecedented Surge As Abuja Residents Re-Double Efforts To Get PVC by simplesearch: 10:33pm On Jun 15, 2022
okuta007:
Even Jisos no fit achieve this with the kingdom of Israel na Obi ? Abeg chill for the hyping - I am an Obi supporter but please tone down the hyping biko
Not corrobating false prophets assertions, but be careful what you doubt. Once you begin to mention Jesus with impossibility in the same sentence you're simply destroying your spiritual balance. Similar thing was said by a kings servant in the Bible against a seemingly impossible prophetic declaration by Elisha the prophet, his response was, 'Even if God will open the windows of heaven, such thing is impossible'. Elisha told him you will see it but never partake of it. Don't be the architect of your own misfortune when the new Nigeria you consider impossible emerge.


2 Kings 7:1
Then Elisha said, Hear ye the word of the LORD; Thus saith the LORD, To morrow about this time shall a measure of fine flour be sold for a shekel, and two measures of barley for a shekel, in the gate of Samaria.
2 kings 7:2
Then a lord on whose hand the king leaned answered the man of God, and said, Behold, if the LORD would make windows in heaven, might this thing be? And he said, Behold, thou shalt see it with thine eyes, but shalt not eat thereof.
CrimeRe: Naked Couple At VGC Were Under The Influence Of Drugs - Landlord Association by simplesearch: 4:17pm On Jun 15, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Colorado no dey high again.. And all my days of taking ice I've never behaved strange.. Canada loud go only make you dey laugh and eat a lot of food.. The way people jump into conclusion about drugs there have never taken beats my imagination.. No manner of test conducted can detect loud or Colorado in the blood.. So how did the doctors Come to this conclusion.. This country is just a mess and this drugs is the only way one can find peace..
Useless peace that doesn't last.
PoliticsRe: We Don't Want Wike As Our Next Vice President - MURIC Tells Atiku by simplesearch: 11:10am On Jun 14, 2022
Who is the we he's referring to here. They seems to have an agenda perhaps to islamize Nigeria at all cost , and that would be some how easy within a Muslim Muslim ticket or a weak beggerly joint christian ticket. But with a no nonsense figure like wike they perceive it will be a hard nut to crack. The counsel of the wicked shall not stand, and the wicked shall be rooted out of the earth!
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy’s Police Escort Shoots Two At Lagos Club by simplesearch: 11:45am On Jun 12, 2022
Club houses are curse induce places. Devil personally visit some of them, leaving behind him curses on those places, if you're blind spiritually you can't know this.
Anyone who refuses Jesus is a disaster going somewhere to happen. Look at worldly models, mentors and standard bearers making reckless advancement at someone else's wife right before the man. Isn't this a testimony to how reckless and rudderless this so called stars or super stars are? Stop risking your life by following them, they'll lead you to hell fire �!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Soon Hear From Us On Extension Of Voter Registration – INEC by simplesearch: 8:25pm On Jun 11, 2022
2023 will prove the worthlessness of any part of Nigeria or religion laying claim to ownership of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Won't Bother About A Muslim/muslim Ticket - Bashir Ahmad Tells Tinubu by simplesearch: 8:03pm On Jun 11, 2022
It helped kaduna, hat with all the mindless killings going on over there? Christians because of their open mindedness and simplicity are always better leader. To every one good Muslim leader there are ten or more Christians. Aren't nations that lean towards Christianity more progressive and peaceful? That's a case study. If you want a Muslim Muslim ticket, then let everyone go their way and let's see how your all inclusive Muslim ticket will bring progress and prosperity to the North.
PoliticsRe: Unrest In New Benin Market As A Hausa Man Stabbed An Igbo Trader To Death (video by simplesearch: 6:10pm On Jun 11, 2022
A race with anger issue. Arm them with any weapon, and they are a disaster going somewhere to happen. How they always resort to Killing above other alternatives beg for answer. Whatever the provocation, there is no justification for murder!
CrimeRe: Marriage Is Not A Do Or Die Affair! (Viewer's Discretion Advised) by simplesearch: 12:05pm On Jun 11, 2022
You can easily spot the absence of the Spirit of God in such union. If you avoid Christ, you're only setting up yourself for a lifetime of continuous crisis orchestrated by the devil himself.
FoodRe: It's My Hubby's Birthday! See The Special Coconut Fried Rice I Made For Him (pix by simplesearch: 12:02pm On Jun 11, 2022
Zonefree:
Your hubby is blessed to have a great woman like you. Happy birthday to him and more life.
When you allow God help you both manage your differences, then it will be a happy home. But if what you're looking for or after is front and back, a godless family like that can't stand the test of time. When you are contented with your partner your marriage will last; cos you will always do your best to keep it homely, warmly and lively. But when you start focusing on Jezebel's in the office, on the highways or on social media as the true picture of an ideal woman, your love for your partner will diminish, and all you'll start seeing are faults where none existed.
PropertiesRe: The 1991 Receipt For 3 Bags Of Cement Found In His Grandma's Box (Photo) by simplesearch: 7:46pm On Jun 10, 2022
While not justifying the abnormal inflationary situation we have now, caused majorly by the wickedness, selfishness and visionlesness of our supposed leader. However, to make four thousand as at then wasn't an easy task!
That's almost an equivalent of a month salary of an assistant headmaster in a government primary school.
CelebritiesRe: Marrying 2 Wives Has Brought Me Blessings And Elevated My 2 Wives - Yul Edochie by simplesearch: 6:54pm On Jun 10, 2022
Self deceit is the greatest form of deceit. What the Alpha and Omega, the creator of heaven and earth forbids, is what this young man is basking in. A euphoria of an enjoyment he'll soon outgrow and outlive!

1 Corinthians 7:2: “But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.”

........Each man to his own wife not wives and vice versa.

1 Corinthians 7:39
The wife is bound by the law as long as her husband liveth; but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.
PoliticsRe: Muslim-muslim Ticket For Tinubu is Dead On Arrival – Ex-SGF Babachir Lawal by simplesearch: 3:26pm On Jun 10, 2022
Esama:
When Jonathan was a president how did his christianity help your life then did he come to church and share money to you because you are a Christian.
Performance is greatly determined by the knowledge and capabilities of the anchor man, which is the president; reason why the input of some vp's are hardly noticeable. But it is impossible not be able to get a vp with same capacity from both religion, and If in a country with almost an equal number of adherents of a particular faith domicile in it, it is politically correct and sensible to balance up every political opportunity in that regard. Why deliberately choose the path of war instead of giving peace a chance!
PoliticsRe: Mass Defection Hits APC In Kebbi As Aliero Joins Senate Leader, Others In PDP by simplesearch: 3:07pm On Jun 10, 2022
visijo:
I wonder why cigarette companies are always threatening their customers with cancer and death threats
When God because of his love admonished human to quit fornication, adultery, stealing and murder to avoid eternity in the lake if fire: some call it a threat. Now a company is telling sensible human, 'what we are producing is detrimental to your sound health', we are only producing it for financial gains and other selfish reasons by getting the gullible addicted; instead of appreciating government for this singular effort of forcing this producer of death out of their cocoons to let the public be aware of the danger inherent in their product, you instead called it a threat!
PoliticsRe: Between A Muslim-Muslim Ticket and A Return Of Presidency to North by simplesearch: 10:28am On Jun 10, 2022
Is politics the only source of revenue to the North? They should put to end the impression of being empty headed with no economic value outside politics, by putting forward a Christian VP from among them. Will a Muslim VP steal better, kill better or be more insensitive and nepotistic than their Christian counterpart? If it's a matter of being present in every government in Nigeria then a norther Christian will fulfill that as well. In other word a Northern Christian will be more appropriate for Tinubu's ticket.

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