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Politics › Re: Send Mbaka To Sambisa If He Complains Again-abati by simpleseyi: 6:46pm On Feb 06, 2016
The loss of the election is still paining the stupid fool called Abati, the ineffectual buffon who happened to be Abati's boss created the Sambisa nightmare, so I think it is Abati that deserves to be sent to Sambisa. Abati is till talking because ATM-Dansuki Sambo has not mentioned Abati's name and EFCC has also not gotten to the part of the bank statement that specifies that there were transfers to Abati's account from ONSA account. Once Dansuki Sambo mentioned Abati's name, Abati will keep shut, if you doubt me, ask yourself when last did Olisah Metusalah open his smelling mouth to speak against Sai Baba?
Politics › Re: Igbo Proverb for sai baba chanters by simpleseyi: 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2016
Riensi:
Continue
I respect your resistant to reply me accordingly. That is worth emulating. But stop speaking evil about Nigeria. If Nigeria is good, you and I will equally enjoy it. Yorubas were grossly marginalized during the ineffective buffon's regime, yet, we never prayed for Nigeria to fail. We criticized Jonathan because we want a better country for everyone. Can you also recall that Yorubas were the toughest critics of the Obasanjo' government despite the fact that Obasanjo is an Oduduwa son? We don't really care who is ruling, all we want is a better Nigeria for everyone.
Politics › Re: Igbo Proverb for sai baba chanters by simpleseyi: 5:18pm On Feb 06, 2016
Riensi:
An Igbo saying
"Only a fool points his father's house with his left hand"

This is for those who call themselves Nigerians. As for me, I know where I belong.
Yes, you know where you belong, I also know where you belong. You belong to the erosion raged Biafra land. A land of fake drug manufacturers, drug traffickers, human and prostitute traffickers, ritualist and kidnappers.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Want Supreme Court To Be Scrapped by simpleseyi: 5:14pm On Feb 06, 2016
The Supreme Court Justices that gave justment against the wishes and aspiration people of Federal Republic of Nigeria should all be arrested and tried for Felony, Treason, Treasonable Felony and Sabotage.
Politics › Re: Can Nigeria Achieve This Under P.M.B (photo) by simpleseyi: 11:13am On Feb 06, 2016
Obama achieved the feat after more than 7 years in power. However, IPOB miscreants want Muhari to achieve same in 7 months after the IPOB miscreants and their ineffectual buffon brother have raped the country for 6 years.
Politics › Re: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Osinbanjo by simpleseyi: 11:07am On Feb 06, 2016
hmath3991:
A slave taking orders from his master
Both the Master and the Slave together with their sons and daughters have been punishing your people from generation to generation. From Aguyi Ironsi mutilation in 1967, to 3 million Biafran fools used for suya and pepper soup between 1967 and 1970. From the Kano, Kaduna and Jos massacre of your people to the Fulani herdsmen daily rape of your women and girls even in your own erosion ravaged Biafra land.

Now, tell me, who is the slave between you Biafran goats and the Omoluabi children of Oduduwa?
Politics › Re: My Personal Doctors Are in London - Buhari by simpleseyi: 10:59am On Feb 06, 2016
OVI75:
Bubu fooling Nigerians since 1985,@Osibanjo pls remember to transfer defence HQ to Ota Or Lagos,bfr the Almajiri President com's bck
Order the court to free Dasuki,Squash metuhs Charges,Release Nnamdi KANU,Discharge and Aquit Saraki,den we wil anoint you President .
Wake up, it's morning. Wake up from your dream.
Politics › Re: DAAR Communications Letter Of Apology To Tinubu (Full Text) by simpleseyi: 10:57am On Feb 06, 2016
DAAR Communications just ate its words, the same way Olisah Metuselah ate its words in EFCC custody.
Politics › Re: No Completed Federal Project In Pdp’s 16 Years Reign – Osinbajo by simpleseyi: 4:59pm On Feb 05, 2016
Osinbajo is wrong on this one. How can he say that PDP did not complete any federal project? What about the sharing or arms purchase money? Didn't Sambo Dasuki complete that? What about the sharing of Abacha's recovered loot? Didn't Okojo-Iwealla the world bank fraudster complete that? What about the church that a fraudulent construction company built in Otuoke? Was that not completed and commissioned by the ineffectual buffon?
Politics › Re: Bagudu Gives Fish To Aisha Buhari As Gift (Photos) by simpleseyi: 4:54pm On Feb 05, 2016
TippyTop:
I know the gift I'd give her, it's won't be fish.
10inch Edo wood, it would be hard and strong.
Very tiny compared to what Baba is giving her. Ask your olosho girl friends, they will tell you that the average Hausa / Fulani "wood" as you call it is 9 inches. Many Edo girls have collapse in bed while eating Hausa /Fulani 12 inches sugar cane. Someone like Baba who is of that height will have about 12 inches. So, you see that tiny "Edo wood" cannot get anywhere.
Education › Re: 7 English Words Nigerians Use Everyday Which Don't Exist. by simpleseyi: 4:43pm On Feb 05, 2016
Honestly1:
Which rat would u kill first? Please be sincere........ You have just come back from work to see 6 rats • The 1st rat was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a degree Certificate. • The 2nd rat was eating your ATM card. • The 3rd rat was eating your Marriage Certificate. • The 4th rat was eating your land and house ownership documents. • The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project. • The 6th rat was eating your Bible. Which one would you kill first?
I reject it in Jesus name. Think no evil, see no evil.
Politics › Re: No Completed Federal Project In Pdp’s 16 Years Reign – Osinbajo by simpleseyi: 3:38pm On Feb 05, 2016
OlaBlaize:
Benin - Ore expressway
Not completed, I went to Uromi in Edo state in December.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Begins Short Vacation by simpleseyi: 3:36pm On Feb 05, 2016
radiokilla:
Hmmm, after travelling from Ogun state to France. This gives credence to the rumours asserting that the president has some medical challenges.
Not as bad as imPatience Mama Piss who died in Germany and resurrected on the 8th day, beating Biblical Lazarus to the record abiku. Baba's case is even better than the ineffectual Buffon that passes out each time he gets over-drunk only to wake up in foreign hospital.
Politics › Salary Scam: FG To Probe 23,306 Civil Servants, Banks by simpleseyi(op): 6:43am On Feb 05, 2016
The Federal Government is concluding plans to probe no fewer than 23,306 federal civil servants, who have been accused by a panel of defrauding the government of millions of naira every month through an organised salary fraud.

The preliminary report of an investigative committee, set up to probe the alleged fraudulent payment of salaries to either ‘ghost’ workers or payments to multiple accounts, indicated that some banks would also be called to answer questions on the huge scam.

In a branch of one of the banks, over 300 accounts were said to have been opened in one day and all the accounts have become inactive.

A competent source on the investigative panel, who spoke to our correspondent on Thursday, said the federal civil servants and the banks, which had allegedly been indicted, had been marked down for thorough investigations and possible sanctions.

The source, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the government had begun a plan to investigate and remove the names of the indicted civil servants from its payroll.

It was also learnt that some of the affected officers had started resigning their appointments as a pre-emptive measure to avert humiliation and sanctions at the end of the investigation.

Our correspondent gathered that out of 312,000 civil servants, whose bank accounts had been checked so far in the exercise through the Bank Verification Number platform, the accounts of 23,306 workers had questionable transactions.

The exercise was said to have led to the discovery of a high level of irregularities in salary payment.

The source told The PUNCH, “Out of the accounts of about 312,000 civil servants processed so far, the ministry has uncovered irregularities in about 23,306 of them. The account holders are suspected to have been collecting double salaries.

“These indicted individuals are in two categories. In the first group, we found out that the names of some civil servants, whose salaries are being processed, are different from the names on the accounts where their salaries are paid into. What this means is either those in this category are drawing salaries from two sources (which could be different parastatals), or they are ‘ghost’ workers.”

It was gathered that the panel also discovered that salaries were being paid into some inactive accounts, which had fuelled the belief that the Federal Government had been paying salaries to ‘ghost’ workers.

The source added that the Federal Government had placed some banks under watch over their roles in the unfolding salary scam.

It was learnt that the panel had discovered that some of these inactive accounts were domiciled in a particular branch of a bank.

“The investigating committee discovered that in a particular branch of a bank, over 300 accounts of some civil servants were opened on the same day and all of them have become dormant.

“By the time the ongoing investigation is concluded, Nigerians will be shocked by the sheer number of top and other categories of civil servants, who may be forced to resign as a result of their complicity in the salary scam,” the source added.

The Special Adviser to the Minister of Finance on Media Matters, Mr. Festus Akanbi, however, refused to confirm the preliminary findings of the panel concerning the number of federal civil servants and banks that had been indicted by the committee.

Akanbi, who spoke to our correspondent on Thursday, explained that the exercise was ongoing, adding that the public would be appropriately informed when the full report of the panel was submitted.

The finance ministry had said the adoption of the BVN became inevitable due to the failure of the Integrated Payroll Personnel Information System to effectively deal with the issue of ‘ghost’ workers in the federal civil service.

According to the ministry, the strategy of using BVN rather than requiring the physical presence of each member of staff has significantly simplified and accelerated the progress of the project and at a lower cost.

The Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun, had, earlier in the year, said the BVN, which does not require a physical presence of a worker, would help accelerate the pace of enrolment.

“To date, despite over five years since the initiation of the project, only 20 per cent of public employees have actually been enrolled into IPPIS due to a variety of reasons,” Adeosun stated.

The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, recently said some top civil servants in the ministry were dismissed for collecting N400,000 each from 400 applicants whose names were then included in the IPPIS.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/salary-scam-fg-to-probe-23306-civil-servants-banks/
Politics › Re: Hon. Justice Fawehinm ( Elder Brother Of Gani Fawehinm ) Passed On. by simpleseyi: 12:02pm On Feb 03, 2016
The Fawehinmis is family of upright and disciplined humans, exact opposite of the Obanikoros' family of looters. What an irony
Politics › Re: Female Army Cadet Tortures A Man For Calling Her "Beautiful" by simpleseyi: 12:00pm On Feb 03, 2016
2sex:
by their fruit ye shall know them. He is a cadet and that's why he took side with them. You know all those hungry people who joined the army just escape povery
Yes, the useless iidiots joined the Army to escape poverty, but then, they met death at Sambisa forest and ran back to hide under their grandmothers' beds.
Politics › Re: Yoruba Obas Squatting To Snap With Buhari (Photo) by simpleseyi: 8:15am On Feb 03, 2016
This is too insultive to the Yoruba race. The shameless Obas should have stood while the women in the pictures squat or kneel. These are the same thieving Obas that collected dollars from Jonathan and Dasuki Sambo. Please are the banks giving money to anyone that presents a picture with the President?

Please IPOB miscreants stop distributing this shameful picture, I will tell DSS to release your director the albino called Nnamdi Kanu for about just 10 minutes.
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Strasbourg France (pics) by simpleseyi: 8:06am On Feb 03, 2016
From African Union meeting to Lagos. From Lagos to Ogun. From Ogun to France. The Lord is your strength. This is a man that Ayo Fayose said will die before the elections. With the good health and agility that God has given Buhari, I am not sure that Ayo Fayose and fellow wailing wailers will not die before Buhari.
Politics › Re: Photo of a goat tied to a tree roasted alive during weekend's Boko haram attack by simpleseyi: 9:05am On Feb 02, 2016
Redoil:
Even a goat cannot be protected under boohary
How would the world have been without stupid ineffectual buffons like you? The world would have been boring. My kid sister thinks that your village should have sent the hunter's dog to school instead of you.
Politics › Re: London Of 1930 Was Better Than Nigeria Of 2016 - Pictorial Evidence by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Feb 02, 2016
EasternPride:
"Black Africans are perpetually backward and primitive, Africa is irredeemable and zoo is everything wrong with black Africa.....ndi isi ojii!!!!" - Nnamdi Kanu, 13 Dec 2014.
Have you taken breakfast to your albino lord and saviour in the zoo's cage before he starts eating paper like Olisah Metuselah?
Politics › Re: Ogun State In Focus. Amosun In Action...pics.. by simpleseyi: 8:54am On Feb 02, 2016
I am an Ogun State indigene, I can several beautiful pictures of my dear state. But, please did Governor Amosun also build the Olumo Rock, LaFarge Cement, Covenant University and Crescent University?
Family › Re: Did The Mom Do Well Or Not? (with Photos) by simpleseyi: 8:22pm On Feb 01, 2016
Affegott:
She might have gone a bit too far for me, but that might be the best way to teach her kid stealing is a shameful thing at the early stage. What she needs to also do is afterwards explain to the boy in a soft voice how bad it is too steal and probably apologize for treating him that way. The kid need to know it's out of love and a good future for him.

And poster above, even if it was 5#... The child should be scolded.
If the mothers of Sambo Dasuki, Olisa Metuselah, Obanikoro, Bode George, Bafarawa, the Inffectual Buffon and and other national and international thieves have done this, maybe Nigeria would not have been in the mess we are in today. Just imagine only one Olisah Metuselah stealing $2 million dollars, you should know that this man must have started from stealing 2 Naira in primary school.

Anyway, that treatment too harsh. No be national budget the pikin steal nah. Imagine if na this woman come be judge for Olisa Metuselah case, she for say make them first kill Olisah with gun, then hang his dead body for years, thereafter bring the body down for people to kill again with knives and cutlasses.
Politics › Re: REVEALED: Why Jonathan Trusted Dasuki With Campaign Funds by simpleseyi: 5:10pm On Jan 26, 2016
Just make sure that Dasuki Sambo does not mention your name, if he does, my friend, you will spend long years behind the bar. Even Fayose has gone to beg Aregbesola to help him beg Buhari while FFK has been incommunicado since ATM-Sambo Dasuki starting singing in EFCC custody, or has you heard Mama Piss imPatience Sheppopo Jonathan make any statement? She does not want to carry food to her husband in prison neither does she want people to bring food to her in prison.
Travel › Re: Nigeria’s First Ever High-speed Rail Is Finally Here by simpleseyi: 3:53pm On Jan 26, 2016
AceBeauti:
Thank you GEJ

Nigerians will forever be grateful to you.
Definitely, Dasuki Sambo is cursing him right now.
Family › Re: Help: My Dad Has Another Wife Unkown To Us All by simpleseyi: 7:41pm On Jan 25, 2016
brizzybrizzz:
just learnt about a nerve twisting news that I wish I never heard. Was speaking with a long time friend of mine that knows my family verywell the gist was so fun until he gave me the news that my dad has another wife, oh I had a momentary nervous breakdown, now don't know how to break the news to my mother and 5 sibblings, especially my mum considering how she has suffered and assisted this man financially,spiritually,morally n help bring us up in an orderly manner. at this point in my life I realy need advice from u guys thanks.
So, your biological father has now turned to a mere " this man" just because he has another wife. Do onto your father what you want your children to do unto you.
Crime › Re: Biafra: Nigerian Soldier Attacked A Biafran Broke His Hand - Pictured by simpleseyi: 6:12pm On Jan 25, 2016
vivianblog:
T Behold ChukwuokikeAbiamah the God of Biafrans now raised the Commander's hands up and push the guy on the ground . . .

Source https://web.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=159978127710243&set=p.159978127710243&type=3&theater

Cc; lalasticlala
Please where was your ChukwuokikeAbiamah the God of Biafrans when the soldiers were beating the jobless Biafran? Did your ChukwuokikeAbiamah the God of Biafrans go to the market then? EEEEDIOTS
Politics › Re: Photo: Amaechi Arriving Ngige's Home With Swag by simpleseyi: 7:51am On Jan 25, 2016
coolzeal:
The looters walking around with policemen for protection while the poor getting harassed by the police. Naija which way?
Na so my brother, the poor are getting harassed by EFCC. The poor like Olisa Metusalah that got 400 million naira from ATM-Dasuki for special assignment for GEJ, the poor like Bode George that got 100 million for sharing to fellow party elders in the South West, the poor like Bafarawa that got 4.6 billion naira for spiritual purpose, the poor like Peter Odili Bode that got 100 million for sharing to fellow party elders in the South South. the poor like Jim Nwobodo that got 100 million for sharing to fellow party elders in the South East and the poor like Colonel Jafaru Isa who got 170 million naira to help buy house for Dasuki Sambo the ATM himself.

You need your head examined.
Politics › Re: Court Grants Metuh N600m Bail by simpleseyi: 1:28pm On Jan 22, 2016
Aufbauh:
FLASHBACK: “Don’t vote Muhammadu Buhari. I cannot be carrying food to my husband in prison”- Dame Patience Faka Jonathan a.k.a Mama Peace (The Woman who saw tomorrow)
She is actually a prophet whom God has been using to speak to herself and fellow looters. However, she did not listen to the words of God coming from her own mouth, just as her fellow looters too did not believe that Prophet Dame imPatience Faka Mama Piss Jonathan is a real prophet who sees tomorrow like Nostrademus.
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Makes Secret Plea Visits To Aso Rock by simpleseyi: 9:13am On Jan 22, 2016
HiddenShadow:
This is the best time to cut Tinubu's influence forever
Buhari should finish him off the way Alimi's son finished Afonja
Watch your blood pressure, it is going higher than MTN mast. You may not live to see Tinubu in higher places.

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