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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Meets Wole Soyinka To Discuss How To Fight Corruption - Photos by simpleseyi: 8:11pm On Jan 21, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
Sorry.
I live in a country where people don't look for jobs.
Unfortunately, i have 2 jobs and i make $3000 which is around 600 naira every week.

I can send you $1000 just now.
Try me and i will transfer the money to you
Please transfer the gift to Olisah Metuselah, he is looking for 400 million naira bail bond that the court placed on him. Or may be to GEJ, Tony Anenih says that GEJ is still owing 180 million naira for the job that he (Tony Anenih) did for GEJ.
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Magu Meets Wole Soyinka To Discuss How To Fight Corruption - Photos by simpleseyi: 7:34pm On Jan 21, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
[color=#000000]Fight corruption my ass.
My 5 year old son can fight corruption without seeking help from anyone.

Press like if you want $1 to exchange for 700 naira.
Press share if you like the current Government. Quote me if you have other intentions.[/color]
If $1 exchange to 1,000,000 who will suffer? You think Buhari, Tinubu, GEJ, OBJ, Olisah Metuselah, Bode George will suffer? Hell no, head or tail, these rogues will never suffer. It is you who is unemployed and trolling all round the internet that will continue to suffer.
Culture › Re: How The "ORO" Festival Almost Took My Life; My Story by simpleseyi: 6:19pm On Jan 21, 2016
Donariok:
Koran chapter 10 vs 94 says
''if u have any doubt in this book i have given u, go and read d bible or ask those who read d bible. (meaning muslims should b christains) the Koran says Allah created the world through the word. (same Koran says Jesus is the word of God)
Koran mentioned d name of Jesus 25times while mohammed name was just mentioned 4times. The only woman name written in the Koran is 'mariam' (the mother of jesus) even d chapter 3 of d Koran is named after her. D Koran agreed she went to heaven with her physical body. Meaning the assumption s written in d Koran. Koran said Jesus s still alive while it stated dat mohammed s dead. Koran said Jesus can give life.
So tell me why these muslims dont wanno accept the truth and follow christ?
My very good brother from another mother, I can see that you love the Koran but hate Muslims and Islam just like me, I love money but I hate the ATM. Get out of here. The same way you people twisted the Bible and created divisions and enemity withing the body of Christ such that Catholic parents are disowning their children for marrying Anglicans and RCCG parents are cursing their children for marrying Celestials and Cherubims. The Koran cannot be twisted in such manner. So, Go and Die.
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Turned Governance To Nollywood —fayose by simpleseyi: 8:21pm On Jan 20, 2016
Fayose should just pray that the EFCC does not trace any money transfer from ONSA account into his (Fayose) account. If that ever happens, then I am very sorry, EFCC will pick him (Fayose) up with or without immunity. I am sure that we all know that Buhari does not respect any frivolous court order or any crazy constitutional provision guarding thieving politicians. You will all shout and wail, but Fayose will be picked up once EFCC traces any money transfer from ONSA acount to Fayose's account. So, all wailers, start warming up.
TV/Movies › Re: Channels TV Anchor's Phone Rang On Live TV (Photos) by simpleseyi: 9:26am On Jan 20, 2016
His village witches finally caught up with him.
Business › Re: If You Have Money In The Bank Right Now (must Read) by simpleseyi: 9:20pm On Jan 18, 2016
Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako
Check your B.P. It is rising too high. The way you are going, you may not live to see a better Nigeria free of corruption and nonentities like you.
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders Nigeria Customs To Distribute Seized Items To Displaced Persons by simpleseyi: 5:08pm On Jan 18, 2016
calaway:
This is the most boldfaced corrupt so called democratic government in the world.

1. the presidents aid criminally smuggles in forged budget into the senate, and he is still a free man.
2. the government is enmeshed in nepotism
3. the government contravenes court rulings
4. the government violates the right of citizens at will
Watch your B.P. It is rising too high. You may not alive to see Buhari's second term.
Politics › Re: Atiku Dasuki's House Sealed By The EFCC - Pictured by simpleseyi: 11:33am On Jan 17, 2016
scotred19:
Buhari has put 80% of all his effort in fighting corruption in the last 8 months plus. Still yet, the court is yet to sentence
anyone. Come to think that Politicians like amaechi, rochas, fahola are yet to be invited by the EFCC makes this corruption fight laughable.
The economy is in a very bad state, while the president is there fighting opposition in the name of corruption and also touring the globe.

Dear prsido, please put more effort in moving the country forward and Stop this silly vendetta.


1 dollar is now 305 naira, the rate of inflation is very high, little or no capital project going on. Naija don jaga jaga. Eedris Abdulkareem sang that song too early.
You are talking nonsense. I think you former school should withdraw your certificate. Now, tell me, how is Buhari using 80% of his effort to fight Corruption? Is the Minister of Power, Works and Housing fighting corruption? NO. Is the Minister of Finance fighting corruption? NO. Is the Minister of Health fighting corruption? NO. Is the Minister of Labour fighting corruption? NO. Even the Minister of Justice is not fighting corruption. Only a parastatal under the Ministry of Justice which is called the EFCC is doing its job. All other departments, parastatals, ministries and others are doing their respective jobs.

So, pack well. If you have a friend, family or relative that has taken what belongs to everybody or what belongs to nobody, better tell them to return it. If not, you may be visiting them at prison. If we don't kill corruption, then one day, very very soon, Corruption will kill Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Fayose Cautions Buhari Over Probe Of Military Chiefs, Says $2.1bn Arms Deal Is A by simpleseyi: 11:08am On Jan 17, 2016
Thee are too many fools on the forum and that is what makes the forum very interesting. AMT-Sambo Dasuki did not say that he did not distribute $2.1 billion. Those that collected the money including Bode George, Toni Anenih, Peter Odili, Olufalae, Rasheed Ladoja, Jim Nwobodo, Olisa Metusalah, even the former governor of Sokoto state that collectd 4.6 billion naira for spiritual purpose have all admitted collecting money from the ATM-Dasuki, the collectors only said that they did not ask for the source of the money.

So, why is Fasoye and other PDPiss saying the $2.1 billion is propaganda? Are you saying that all these people that admitted that the collected money are insane? Or are you saying that the money they collected was printed inside one room by AMT-Dasuki and that the money is not Nigeria's money.

All of you that thinks that Fayose has immunity, let me remind you what Buhari said during his inauguration, Buhari said that no state governor will be allowed to hide under immunity and embezzle the people's resources, you can all go back and read Buhari's inaugural speech. If ATM-Dasuki dare mentions Fayose's name, or EFCC traces money transfer from ONSA's account into Fayose's account, in less than 24 hours, Fayose will be in EFCC custody and he is going to be there for several days before being taken to court just like Olisah Metuselah.

Politics › Re: Arms Scandal: Buhari Ready To Listen To Jonathan - Femi Adesina by simpleseyi: 10:56am On Jan 17, 2016
drss:
me personally feels GEJ should continue d silent treatment. who is buari dullard to demand GEJ explanationhuh GEJ owes nobody any explanation. all i see is trap set all ova d place for GEJ to fall into their useless game of lies n decied should he talk.
Since buari dullard has taken d path of ridicule, lies, propaganda n abuse of power against his percieved enemies n d opposition, let him continue decieving himself in d scam of fighting corruption. by d time nigerians gets to know d true nature of d so call arms deal saga, buari will be stoned out of aso rock.
You are right my brother, Jonathan does not owe Buhari any explanation. However, I hope he will be willing to explain the the Federal High Court Judge. I know that by now you all know that Buhari does not respect any useless discharge and acquit order given by any corrupt judge. From Federal High Court, Jonathan will find himself at Kuje Prison. There, he will meet fellow prisoners who were jailed for stealing phones, yams, television sets and keke NAPEP, he (Jonathan) will then explain to them why he (Jonathan) should be freed while the petty thieves remain in jail.
Politics › Re: Omosede Igbinedion Meets With Babatunde Fashola(Photos) by simpleseyi: 8:43am On Jan 15, 2016
dainformant:
Beautiful Princess from the Esama of Benin Household , Hon Omosede G. Igbinedion, on Thursday met with the Honorable Minister for Works, Power and Housing -Babatunde Fashola, over the completion of Ogbese Bridge and other things as related with her constituency (Ovia Federal Constituency) in Edo state.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/esama-of-benins-daughter-hon-igbinedion.html
Please where is the beautiful princess? I beg, if it is the bag of beans placed on the chair opposite Fashola, then you need your eyes examined. Even Mama Piss imPatience Jonathan is not as nauseating as this. As for the abandoned Ogbese Bridge, please kindly tell her that her brother unLucky Igbinedion and her father the shameless Esama of Benin has enough stolen state funds in their foreign and local accounts, they should get from it to complete the bridge. Alternatively, she can go to the clueless drunk in Otuoke to help complete the bridge since her constituency voted for PDPiss. You cannot work in Zenith Bank and try and collect salary from First Bank, just as you cannot work for PDPiss and expect reward from APC. Buhari or Fashola will never ever, I repeat never ever complete that abandoned bridge.
Politics › Re: We Are Under Military Siege In Rivers State - Wike by simpleseyi: 8:35am On Jan 15, 2016
Yes, it is true, Rivers State is under military siege, this did not start yesterday. It has been like this since the clueless drunk regime. That was how you got the illegal temporary seat you are occupying. It is the same military siege that will send you packing. Live with it for the few weeks you will be there. You did it under the clueless drunk regime, Amaechi is taking a revenge under Buhari's regime. So, cool down, get a bottle of chilled kerosine or diesel with popcorn and enjoy the siege.
Politics › My Role In Oshodi Market Demolition - By C. Don Adinuba by simpleseyi(op): 8:15am On Jan 15, 2016
MOST people think there is only one market at Oshodi in Lagos and this market was in the first week of January, 2016, demolished by the Lagos State government. There are actually more markets in this ever bustling place, each flowing into another. The one destroyed is known as Owonifari Electronics Market, located directly under the bridge of the Oshodi-Apapa Expressway. For some rea- son, up to 70% of the traders at the Owonifari Market are from Ihiala in Anambra State and environs. Therefore, I should have more than a passing interest in developments in the market, including its recent demolition. Indeed, I did play some role in the drama surrounding the market in the last two years.

Towards the end of January, 2014, leaders of the Owonifari Market Traders Association visited me in my residence in Lagos with a passionate plea that I speak to the then Lagos State governor, Babatunde Fashola, to postpone the impending demolition which had been planned since 2007 as part of the strategic effort to make Lagos a megacity. The government had reasoned that the open market was awfully located, right under the very busy Oshodi bridge with absolutely no safety facilities. If a tanker had over the years fallen from the bridge, as has in recent times become almost a common occurrence on the Ojuelegba bridge in Lagos, the fatalities would have been unimaginable because of the large number of traders. It had about 500 registered traders, but in reality there were some 2,000 traders at the Owonifari Electronics Market; each trader sublet his or her stall to three others.

The Lagos State government did provide an alternative market but the traders rejected it for sundry reasons, including the fact that the structures are storey buildings, rather than bungalows which they preferred for ease of moving their goods. They were not persuaded by the explanation that land is a very scarce commodity in Lagos in view of the state’s small geographical size and the exponential growth rate of its population currently put at 21million. Nor were they interested in the argument that electronics dealers in bigger markets on Lagos Island have their stalls in storey buildings, to say nothing about manufacturers in China, Hong Kong, Singapore and elsewhere producing in high rise buildings. I was to understand from Kalu Onuma, the efficient head of the Ndigbo Lagos secretariat, that the Igbo leadership in Lagos has for long been advising the market leaders unsuccessfully to drop their opposition to doing business in stalls located in storey buildings.

Frankly, the leadership of the Owonifari Market is difficult. It hired the services of Ben Nwabueze, a Senior Advocate of Nigeria and Africa’s most engaging constitutional law scholar as well as the founding secretary general of Ohaneze Ndigbo, in their fight against market relocation. They quickly disagreed. The traders now turned to Jimoh Lasisi, SAN, a fine gentleman. He took a dispassionate look at their case and told them that the law was not in their favour, all the more so since the Land Use Act vested land ownership in the state governor. The traders had relied on a letter from an official of the Federal Ministry of Housing to argue that the state government had no right over them since they were operating under a Federal Government bridge. Jimoh asked them to look for a negotiated settlement. That was how they approached me.

Immediately the governor set the February 14th date for a meeting with leaders of the Owonifari Market, I contacted, among other influential Igbo people in Lagos, the following persons to join us: Anya O. Anya, president of Ndigbo Lagos and a multi-award winning professor; President of Aka Ikenga, Goddy Uwazurike, a lawyer; Charles C. Ifeanyi, former deputy chairman of the Council of the Lagos Chamber of Commerce and Industry and former president of the Lagos State branch of the Association of Anambra Town Unions who retired from the Customs service as the number three man; Joe Anyigbo, the first African to become an executive director and later acting chief executive of the American petroleum giant, Chevron; Pat Utomi, a highly respected scholar at the Lagos Business School; and Emmanuel Chukwuneta, an engineer and entrepreneur, whose firm was instrumental to the building of the multibillion naira Lagos Trade Fair Complex. Fashola, serious as ever, had assembled a large team of relevant permanent secretaries, commissioners and special advisers. Those of us on the traders team went through the prepared speech once again and agreed on the prayers, but I was taken aback when the traders suggested that I plead with the governor not make any declaratory statement. I was actually infuriated. How could the governor be asked not to make a declaration at such an important meeting? The traders took the opportunity of my private audience with Fashola just a few minutes to the commencement of the meeting to request Chiefs Ifeanyi and Anyigbo, two highly respected traditional title holders in my Ihiala hometown and who are particularly close to me, to prevail on me to change my mind. They succeeded. I, there- fore, found myself awkwardly pleading with the governor before this impressive audience not to make a declaratory statement. He must have felt embarrassed, but nevertheless obliged. He took copious notes of every speech.Fashola did ask the traders some soul-searching questions: “Do you think, in all honesty, that history will forgive me if a tanker loaded with petrol or kerosene or gas should fall down from the Oshodi bridge and wipe out thousands of you doing business under it? Many of you travel to China and other countries for business, but would you like your partners to visit your shops under the bridge? Would you like your children to join you in trading under the bridge after you have trained them in universities?” Rising to his feet as he was about to depart the hall, the governor added: “You have been in conversation with the state government for years over the relocation of the Owonifari Market without reaching an agreement. You are free to meet me anytime you want me.”

Owonifari Market leaders left the meeting satisfied. But curiously none has bothered to take my phone calls or return them, let alone visit me, since the meeting. They all ignored my text messages about the need for a follow-up a meeting with the Lagos State government. On January 6, my wife called from Lagos while I was still holidaying in my hometown to break the news of the demolition of the Owonifari Electronics Market. Quite a number of the victims are my own relatives.

•Adinuba is head of Discovery Public Affairs Consulting.

SOURCE: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/my-role-in-oshodi-market-demolition/
Politics › Re: FG Orders Fresh Review Of Halliburton Case by simpleseyi:
drss:
how many times will dis govt keep reviewing harliburton casehuh Buari is afraid of OBJ.
What did your brother, the clueless Otuoke drunk do to OBJ for the 6 years that he was in power? He only called OBJ a motor park tout and thereafter went to OBJ's house to prostrate.
Politics › Re: FG Approves $200m World Bank Loan For Lagos by simpleseyi: 3:49pm On Jan 13, 2016
psquaret:
na that is bad, lagos have all its take to internally generate money. trust me that money is going into few ppl pocket
You are wrong, not a few people's pocket but just only one person's pocket, the Jagaban himself. I don't know how much he will carry along to hell/heaven.
Politics › Re: Chief Judge Bars Magistrates From Granting Remand Orders To EFCC by simpleseyi: 8:57am On Jan 13, 2016
ShowYourCertificate:
Buhari's government is a government of impunity and lawlessness. How can you detain people indefinitely? These guys are still innocent until proven guilty for Christ sake.

The judiciary must live up to its responsibility and defend/protect our democracy and rule of law. They mustn't allow themselves to be manipulated by the executive arm.
Including ATM Dasuki Sambo that dispensed money to Nigeria looters? Even the former governor that collect 4.6 billion naira for spiritual purposes? Or Isa Jafaru that collected 170 million to buy a house for Dasuki from arms purchase fund?
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu Gives An Old Woman N1000 (photo) by simpleseyi: 7:52pm On Jan 12, 2016
chronos:
Most of you bashing him here have never given #20 to anybody in your miserable lives...
GO and check your B.P. As you carry another person matter for head like this, you need to check your blood pressure regularly so that you wont drop like Abacha
Politics › Re: Buhari Implicated In US Bribery Scandal. US Senator Sentenced To 13 Years by simpleseyi: 7:40pm On Jan 12, 2016
alcmene:
we must take to the street to demand Buhari's resignation

Buhari and his house hold are all crooks
If you try any protest, you will all be shot with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49. Fulani man no dey laugh ooo. The heads of DSS, Army and Police are looking for ways to impress the president , beg God that your lives and blood are not used to appease the gods of the land.
Politics › Re: Why Nigeria should remove Subsidy now. Saudi Arabia & UAE have dropped Subsidy by simpleseyi: 9:28pm On Jan 08, 2016
tswitch:
When a globally celebrated and accomplished economist was part of the team that told Nigerians it was time to do the same, some r◇tarded carcasses matched to Freedom Park in Ojota to show the learned and international community their folly.

A wasted opportunity to totally diversify the Nigerian economy and make it bigger than it's 2015 status of the biggest economy in Africa.

Now the zombies are back in power cheered on by their gullible supporters here to finally waste the nation they had no part in building.

The portions of all enemies of Nigeria in the Lake of Fire await them!
Post election trauma. You better get over it before next election because you are going to lose the next election also. So adding this current trauma to the next election loss trauma is going to send you to psychiatric hospital.
Celebrities › Re: Rukky Sanda Flaunts Cleavage In Low Cut Dress by simpleseyi: 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2016
Her bleaching cream is good.
Politics › Re: Evidence Magu, EFCC Chairman Lied On ‘No Petition Against APC Members-Thewhistle by simpleseyi: 2:16pm On Jan 08, 2016
I hope Reuben Abati did not collect money from the ATM Dasuki Sambo, if he did, then he should be prepared for some years in jail. This whistle that he says that he is blowing, let him go to the football pitch to blow the whistle, Eyimba and Sharks are playing.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Vows– Will Lock Museveni And Mugabe In Prison If I Become President by simpleseyi: 1:40pm On Jan 08, 2016
Please include Russia's president Vladimir Putin and Chinese president Xi Jinping so that I can confirm that you are now a better stand-up and sit-down comedian than Basket Mouth, Teju Babaface, I Go Die and Okey Bakassi. Even your forefathers cannot use cobra as office tie.
Politics › Re: Photo Of Governor Fayose With His Cute Sons by simpleseyi: 8:47am On Jan 08, 2016
bidemi12:
They look like thugs.
The Fayoses may look like thugs, talk like thugs and act like thugs. Please don't be deceived, the Fayoses are actually thugs. - Simpleseyi (2016)
Food › Re: Did You Know That Fanta Use To Be Like This?? by simpleseyi: 7:19pm On Jan 07, 2016
cruzita:
I know about those drinks and I even drank them but I am not old.I'm barely 18
You have finally taken the Guinness Book of Record Award of Liar of the Century from Lie Mohammed.
Politics › Re: Ogoniland Clean-up To Commence Soon – FG by simpleseyi(op): 4:50pm On Jan 07, 2016
Meiji:
But no budgetary provision was made for the environmental clean up in the 2016 budget of the Ministry of Environment. Make una no dey scam person abeg.
Children of hate and anger, what your clueless Otuoke drunk son could not do for 6 years, the people's General is about to do it in less than one year.
Politics › Ogoniland Clean-up To Commence Soon – FG by simpleseyi(op): 4:28pm On Jan 07, 2016
The Federal Government says the clean-up of Ogoniland impacted by oil spill would commence in the first quarter of 2016.
Dr Peter Idabor, the Director General of the National Oil Spill Detection and Response Agency (NOSDRA), stated this on Thursday in Abuja in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN).
Idabor said that the clean-up would be undertaken by the Federal Ministry of Environment, adding that the ministry was currently meeting with all relevant stakeholders.
It will be recalled that in 2015, President Muhammadu Buhari directed actions to fast track the implementation of the United Nations Environmental Programme (UNEP) report on environmental restoration of Ogoniland.
The actions were approved by the President based on recommendations made to him by the Executive Director of UNEP, Achim Steiner and other stakeholders.


SOURCE: http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/01/07/ogoniland-clean-up-to-commence-soon-fg/
Politics › Re: Committee Headed By The Only Igbo-man In Lagos Sate House Of Assembly. by simpleseyi: 4:25pm On Jan 07, 2016
And Ibos still believe that Yorubas are their nightmare. How many Yorubas can contest for elective post in the erosion ravaged and ethnic biased Biafra region?
Politics › Re: Dasukigate: EFCC Arrests Jafaru Isa, APC Chieftain by simpleseyi: 2:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
melvinjames:
Expect APC monkeys to gloss over the fact this man is a friend of Dasuki hence the probe. If Bubu wants to show how non partisan he is let him probe Tinubu, Amaechi or Fashola.
Please has ATM Dasuki Sambo mentioned that he dispensed some cash to Amaechi, Tinubu and Fashola from his $2.1 billion loaded ATM? If not, please shut the fvck up. I too went to ATM Dasuki Sambo, but by the time I got there, the ATM said "Unable to dispense cash".
Politics › Re: Amaechi And Prof Soyinka At The N82Million Dinner Party - Photos by simpleseyi: 1:06pm On Jan 06, 2016
omenka:
Lmao. Lemme guess, these pictures are the "evidence" the Rivers State government intend to submit to EFCC to prove Amaechi's guilt.

cheesycheesycheesy

Below is picture proof of Jonathan's 500billion Naira dinner party. grin
Why is it that anywhere you see the clueless one, you must also see alcohol. He even went to Oyinbo man's land for UN meeting and got drunk thereby disgracing over 170 million Nigerians that he represented. Why nah?

Politics › Re: Will You Still Vote For Buhari Again? by simpleseyi: 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2016
I will vote General Muhammadu Buhari as life president of the fFderal Republic of Nigeria. Even if Nigeria is not moving forward, at least we are sure that we are not moving backwards. The ATM-Dasuki has stopped dispensing millions for spiritual and propaganda purposes. $48, $30, or $20 billion is not disappearing from NNPC and CBN again as in Goatluck regime. Wailers can keep wailing.
Politics › Re: IBB Shameless Or What? See His Reaction On #FireOnBuhari by simpleseyi: 8:09am On Jan 05, 2016
IBB has a good point. He wants all corrupt politicians to face the music. Since IBB is not a politician but a former military impostor, he is not in the group. However, when the Nigerian masses lay hands on him, his remains will be that of a suicide bomber, there will be noting to be buried.

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