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ROSSIKE: The price of EVERYTHING in EVERY market in EVERY country is ALWAYS increasing. It is called inflation. It is a NATURAL, PREDICTABLE, and DESIRABLE economic phenomenon, when kept in check.. DEFLATION on the other hand is suicidal to any economy and leads to SCARCITY and DEPRIVATION. Nigeria's current inflation rate is the most stable it has been in the last 50 years, showing good economic management.

This guy should be shot for committing crime against humanity.

Desperate pro-stitute.

Pls is there any APC member in any PDP cabinet? If no, then any PDP member that is still in APC cabinet should be arrested and prosecuted for spying and espionage.

ceejayluv: Any youths that support to vote in a septuagenarian that has ruled before they were born can hardly be described as "progressive"....

So, it is better to vote young looters like Demeji Bank-Ole, Alao Akala, Farouk Lawal, Stella Oduah, Seriake Dickson, Segun Oni, Silva Tepriye, Jonathan, Dame Sheppopo than old tested and septuagenarian.

I am not in a position to judge if someone is a Man of God or but this lady is making me doubt our Men of God. This Kemi Olunloyo definitely has psychiatric problems as a result of rejection by the society and frustration. She once came to the social media to beg for a dicck, why can't our Men of God cure this lady of her psychiatric problems at least for the sake of her family or are we waiting until another nu-de (na-ked) woman is on our streets?

c0llynz02: Most useless comment of the year!

Pls can I have my trophy for the award? I am not sorry for you, instead I am sorry for myself because GEJ's corruption is killing me gradually, but I will not sit idle and allow GEJ to kill me with corruption. Rather, I will join hands with well meaning people to send the ogogoro fisherman back to the creeks where he actually belongs.

taharqa: I hope you know that you hv not answered the guy's question...

GEJ is the corruption in Nigeria and in PDP. Once we send him back to the creeks with a pair of slippers (he came to government with no shoes), Nigeria is cured of corruption. Obasanjo was formerly the corruption in Nigeria, we sent him back to his stolen farm and corruption died, but GEJ came and resurrected corruption.

Rule No 1 - Never outshine your boss. Atiku tried to outshine OBJ and we all know the result.

If all Nigerians and PDP members are corrupt but only GEJ is incorruptible, then corruption will be wiped out of Nigeria because once GEJ jails one or two corrupt Nigerians, all other looters will sit right and cure themselves of corruption. Once the leader is upright, the followers will all follow suit. Obasanjo was very very corrupt, that was what made all the political office holders in his administration corrupt.

GEJ is PDP and PDP is GEJ, that is why GEJ is called the party leader, just like APC is Thienubu and Buhari and Tinubu and Buhari are APC. Also, GEJ is Nigeria and Nigeria is GEJ, that is why GEJ is called the Leader of Nigeria. If GEJ is corrupt, then Nigeria is corrupt. The president cannot be using over 1.3 billion naira to eat every year and flying 11 presidential jets, then come around to tell policemen not to collect 20 naira at road blocks, or tell banks not to use our ladies for pro-stitution in the name of marketing or tell ASUU that there is no money to fulfill the agreement he signed or tell APC governors that they are corrupt.

Yobe state governor, Alhaji Ibrahim Gaidam, Saturday said the state will disgrace its detractors at next week’s local government polls, insisting that election can hold in the state and that there is peace and security.

Addressing a large crowd at the August 27 Stadium in Damaturu, the governor said the suggestion of INEC that “election could not hold next year in the state was misjudgment and it would be proven on December 28 which is scheduled for local government polls in the state to be wrong.

He called on all the people of Yobe state and supporters of the All Progressive Congress (APC) not to be deterred by the antics of the opposition in their attempts to dethrone democracy particularly in the state on account of the insecurity situation in the North-east.

The governor told the rally that his administration was committed to ensuring peace and stability against the backdrop of the statement credited to INEC’s chairman, Prof. Attahiru Jega, that election may not hold in Yobe, Borno and Adamawa states, which has continued to raise questions on the political game plan of the opposition PDP in its preparation for the 2015 general election.

Gaidam said the need to elect local government chairmen was in the interest of the people of Yobe state, adding that, “the emergence of the APC as a great opposition to PDP is the reality of the understanding facts about leadership in Nigeria.”

He therefore, called on all supporters of the party in the state to come out and support the party during the coming local government election so as to provide the people the desired leadership that demonstrate the spirit of togetherness and brotherly love.

Also speaking during the rally, a former House of Representatives member, Alhaji Almajiri Geidam, said, APC in Yobe state would not join issues with PDP or its representative in Yobe state. According to him, people should continue to pray for peace in the state.

SOURCE: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/yobe-presents-apc-flags-to-lg-candidates-at-

The way Jonathan/Ijaws/Biafrans are going, Jonathan will just end up like Aguyi Ironsi.

Gowon and TY Danjuma do not like Obasanjo's letter because they want Jonathan to continue in his (Jonathan's) path to destruction. The Northerners are very happy about the snipers that Jonathan is training in North Korea and the arms and ammunition that he (Jonathan) and his Ijaw militants are stock-piling. The Northerners want Jonathan and his Ijaw groups to come openly and declare war so that the North can repeat the 1967 to 1970 friendly treatment of 2 million Biafrans. This time around it will be total destruction and massacre of the Ijaws/Biafrans. The Biafrans / Ijaws will be completely wiped out of the Nigerian map. The Biafrans who claimed to be Nigerian Jews can then move to Israel.

But this looter called Stella Oduah fine oo, I can't imagine myself sacking this type of oyoyo if I were Jonathan. Instead, I will redeploy her to Personal Assistant on Domestic Affairs. so that she can be working on my bed.

She is working and she is looting. I will give her 10% for work done and 90% for treasury looting.

My grandmother does not understand statistics, graphs nor charts, she does not know the meaning of GDP , CPI or whatever, but she does know that a bag of rice was about 5,000 naira during Yar'Adua's administration but the same bag of rice is currently selling for more than 10,000 naira. My grandmother also knows that a dollar was 22 naira during Abacha's administration because our Uncle Chukwubelu sends dollars from US of A, now my grandmother knows that dollars is about 160 naira. I am not saying that our world acclaimed co-ordinating minister of economy is not working ooo, but why has the price of even our Garri Ijebu increased by more than 200% in the last few years, are we also importing Garri Ijebu from Ijebu Towns into Nigeria? Our minister of Agriculture has been getting awards all over the world for the more than 200% increase in the prices of food items over the last couple of years, so the man has been getting award for failure.

Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla convinced us to pay all our so-called foreign debts during Obasanjo's unfortunate regime, this same woman in collaboration with Jonathan has now accumulated crazy loans for the generations yet unborn. Why nah? HUMAN BEINGS NO GET SHAME AGAIN ... just like animals.

Inflation rate is two digits (in Economics Language), unemployment rate is officially 55% according to the National Bureau of Statistics but in reality it is about 80%, crime rate is increasing everyday because a man must find means of survival but trillions of naira is budgeted every year and the only result of the budget is statistics, graphs, charts, GDP, CPI and other nonsenses displayed by Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla and her cohorts.

Please can someone explain how GDP, CPI, statistics, graphs, charts affects or infest the price of Ijebu Garri or Ofada Rice. They have banned importation of rice, turkey, chicken and now fish. I eat garri, turkey, fish and rice, I don't eat statistics and GDP, if that is what Ngozi Okonjo-Iwealla and her cohorts eat, then gudluck to them.

Job description please sir.

Has Mama Piss made peace with Amaechi and Turai Yar'Adua?

The First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, on Thursday appealed to the media to strive at all time to promote peace and unity in the country.

This information is contained in a statement signed by Mrs Ayotunde Adesugba, and released in Port Harcourt.

Jonathan, who absorbed herself of any involvement in the PDP chairmanship, said people should use this reason to share love.

“In this season of goodwill when all men and women of God are striving hard to share love and promote peace as symbolised the Prince of Peace, our Lord Jesus Christ, some individuals are doing the opposite.

She said it was untrue that she met and discussed with Govs. Idris Wada, Kogi; Godswill Akpabio, Akwa-Ibom; Theodore Orji, Abia, on the issue.

The first lady appealed to the media to be objective and listen to both sides of a story before going public.

“We would like to urge members of the forth estate of the realm to be more mature in reporting and adhere to the basic ethics of journalism by being fair, factual and balanced.

According to the statement, the first lady has never harangued or threatened anyone, needless to say, serving governors.

“Nobody should, under any guise, use the name of the first lady to cause division or discord in the nation as she has committed herself to fasting and praying for the peace and unity of Nigeria.

“The first lady will continue fasting until we achieve unity and peace in our fatherland,’’ the statement stated.

The statement further urged the media not to heat up the polity, adding that the women spent their time in the last national prayers to seek God’s divine intervention.

“Christian and Moslem women came together as agents of peace carrying olive branches and beseeching the Lord to uphold the peace and unity of Nigeria.

“Peace in all the political parties; peace in the National Assembly and peace in the presidency, as only peace and unity can move our nation, Nigeria forward.

“This was imperative because Nigerian women are natural bridge builders. They have taken up the mantle to promote peace in their respective communities.

“Hence, we urge all peace loving Nigerians to unite against those who want to fan the embers of discord in our nation as they have no fear of the Lord and they will not succeed.

“We must condemn reports that whip up needless sentiments and heat up the polity as they do not do anyone any good.

“Let us, therefore, look for those things that unite us as a people and shun things that divide us or cause disaffection among us.

“We owe our nation this by not lending hands to those promoting mischief and disaffection,’’ she said.
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SOUCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/patience-jonathan-wants-media-to-promote-peace/

Purely child trafficking for prostitution purposes. Tell the woman to take you (a guy I suppose) to Italy. Tell her guys are also very good braiders.

sluggers: Now cry......

Using the picture of Jesus as fvck-you image is blasphemous! Blasphemers should be publicly flog at the city market square.

I don't like Tinubu because he is a thief just like other politicians but this guy man is miles ahead of others. I salute the Jagaban, for providing a vibrant and alert opposition if not for the Jagaban Jonathan would have declared himself Jesus-on-Earth instead of the Sheppopo that was declared and Bamanga Tukur would have been Holy_Spirit-on-Earth

Please how many hours are allocated for the exam? Please what is the instruction? Attempt five questions or attempt all? Where are the PDP e-rats with the exam expo?

yemi2plus: Well said. Clap for yourself

Pa pa pa pa pa pa!

jmoore: I will marry a virgin. No testing.

How will you know that the lady you are about to marry is a virgin without testing her? My grandmother still claims that she is a virgin.

Magic Bishop: The State of Osun under Rauf Odenni himself will soon revert to the Islamic Calender since they now celebrate the beginning of the Islamic New Year as a public holiday.

[s]I won't be suprised come 2015 when Arewa Caliphate is formed and Sunday is declared as a working day with Friday as the start if the weekend.[/s]

Arewa Caliphate will include most of what is the SW by the way.

Sunday is a working day in Israel, while Friday is half work day. Ask Google.

I am a muslim, proud and arrogant. I don't give a damn what you think about me. I don't report to you, I am answerable to Allah alone. So, for all I care, you can "GO and DIE"

However, it is very wrong to close or block a public road. It does not matter whether it is the muslims, christians or idol worshippers. This craziness has to stop. Imaging if someone needs urgent medical attention and the only road to the hospital is blocked, what happens to the sick person? There is no record in the Hadiths that Prophet Mohammed (SAW) blocked or closed a public road for prayers neither is there any record in the Bible that Jesus (AWS) blocked or closed a public road for any reason whatsoever.

Several public roads are closed mostly on Fridays for Jummat prayers which ought to take place in the mosque and not on the road. There has also been several reports of suffering by people on Lagos-Ibadan expressway because of the activities of churches on the road. Also, some traditional religion adherents stop people from moving freely especially in some traditional areas of Lagos like Ikorodu, Epe, Oniru e.t.c. during their festivals. These traditional religion followers inconvenient everyone who is not armed because they will not stop armed personnel from passing for fear of accidental discharge. You can't be using God's (or idols') name to inconvenient everyone.

Thats very good, Tukur needs the vote of confidence before resuming at his new duty post as Nigeria's Ambassador to Benin Republic. It is either he resigns and resume at his ambassadorial position or he will chair a PDP of 11 members namely Jonathan (sorry, I don't like insulting elders), Dame Sheppopo, David Mark, Olosi Olisa Mentuh, Evans Bipi (son of jesus-on-earth), David Mark, Labaran Maku, Stella Oduah, Seriake Dickkson and Godswill Akpabio

Amanwulu1: But prof, is it suppose to b take not or d take note dat I knw.

Yes, the prof. just skipped a letter. This is quite different from constructing grammar and structures like Dame Sheppopo.

Mobi47: Pls if there is any political elite in this house, I would appreciate if he/she will let me know the procedure that is followed, before one can be appointed a minister at the federal level. I am a 400level finance student. No insults please.

Join PDP, get some thousands of naira and organize rally in support Jonathan's 2nd term, 3rd term and life presidency. If you are lady, find your way to Jonathan's bedroom, he loves very fair ladies.

jerseyboy: The state assembly chose to stay PDP. They should impeach Nnyako. He is the worstest person on earth.

Please take not of the boldfaced part of your sentence and tell me if you attended the same school as Dame Sheppopo imPatience Jonathan.

Akshow: See as pple move on and develop after brutal civil war whereas my pple re busy pointing fingers and blame.

Stop your tribal sentiments. Biafrans have said that they will develop their region onces Fashola helps them to build 2nd Niger bridge.

Shine It: This rumour will not end so fellow nairalanders please what's your take on this one? Please no ethnic bashing thanks.
Its our right to know the sexual orientation of our leaders.

No and Yes, Buhari is not homose-xual rather, he is bise-xual. He is sleeping with Jonathan, Banamga Tukur, David Mark and Dame Sheppopo

Brimmie: Retweeted AIT Television (@AIT_TV): Deputy Senate President Ekweremadu says the Senate is determined to create another state,
"Gurara state" for the people of Southern Kaduna

This man is not even thinking about the outstanding state for his region the South East? What an irony.