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Politics › Re: Dr. Goodluck Jonathan Campaign Promises – Fulfilled! by simpleseyi: 1:52pm On Dec 17, 2013
Training of Snipers at the same place where Abacha trained his (Abacha's) killer squad.
Politics › Re: This Is What Jonathan's Impeachment Will Look Like... by simpleseyi: 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2013
Go and ask Tafawa Balewa, Ahmadu Bello, Ladoke Akintola and others who enforced their impeachment.
Business › Re: Fashola, Dangote, Obi Others At Access Bank's Christmas Party by simpleseyi: 12:13pm On Dec 17, 2013
If I have my way, I will beat all of you fighting yourselves because of these looters. These looters are looting us dry while we are here fighting ourselves. ARE WE ALL MAD? cry cry cry

Jonathan and his group just looted 8 trillion naira as if na 8 kobo, this same Jona budgeted 4.8 trillion for 2013 but the job he has done is less than 4.8 billion. Fashola budgeted about 500 billion for 2013 year but the job he has done is less than 5 billion. Stella Oduah and her 225 million BMW is now old story. The supreme court just said Bode George is a saint, Faruk Lawal is still calling himself honorable, Otedola is still eating and dinning with the president. Bola Tinubu us still walking free on the street and calling himself Yoruba leader. Alao akala is still denying that he is bleaching. Gbenga Daniel said he is the only saint in Ogun state. Doyin Okupe said Jonathan is our Mandela. Universities were shut for about 5 months. Sanni Yerima just got another under-aged wife. impatience Jonathan has changed her name to Mama Peace Piss without court affidavit while still fighting an elected governor. Obasanjo has turned saint over-night. 1000 snipers are currently in training for 2015 election. Al-Mustapha is now our new hero. More and more almajaris are evolving everyday in the north. It is the same story for all the politricians and we are here because we are jobless and our new job now is to be fighting and defending these looters. Could it be that these looters are also using juju on us or are we all mad ni ke? cry cry
Politics › Re: APC Hands Over Party Structures To Saraki In Kwara by simpleseyi: 11:55am On Dec 17, 2013
Billygee2u: who can bet me? "If APC win presidential election 2015,let Nairaland delete my account,but if PDP win, NAiraland will delete your Account".Who will bet?
I am in for it. PDP can never ever win the next presidential election even with the 1000 snipers they are currently training where Abacha trained his killers or with the 8 trillion naira they just looted.

Lets bet.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by simpleseyi: 7:46am On Dec 16, 2013
emmysam2: Do people still attend Celestial Churches in this time and agehuh Am just asking.
I thought it was meant for the ''Dark Ages'' undecided
Yes, the church is for the dark ages. Their pastors dont have private jets. they even preach against mastu-bation which Christ Oyakhilome approves and practices.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Little Experience In Celestial Church Today by simpleseyi: 7:42am On Dec 16, 2013
Kingtim: I just had sex!!!.
In the church?
Culture › Re: Ile-Ife Existed Before Birth Of Jesus Christ - Ooni of Ife by simpleseyi: 7:14pm On Dec 15, 2013
Memyselfu2009: When u see fools talking u know them just slap them if they utter such statement like this
Only fools beleive in white god and black devil.
Politics › Re: News Update: Boko Haram Burns 100 Houses In Borno Overnight by simpleseyi: 12:22pm On Dec 15, 2013
Who is the Commander-in-Chief of the armed/unarmed forces of the Fed Rep of Nigeria?

a. Shekau the Leader of BH
b. Dame imPatience Jonathan
c. Gudluck Jonathan.

Late Gen Andrew Azazi Owoye as the National Security Adviser with classified security information said PDP created Boko Haram, he was sacked for letting us know Jonathan is Boko Haram's founder and some months after, he, Andrew Azazi was killed together with Kaduna state's firtst christian governor.
Politics › Re: Controversial Letter: N’assembly Demands Jonathan’s Response by simpleseyi: 10:59am On Dec 15, 2013
emmydeep: Why are Yorubas and housas afraid of Nigerias disintegration?
Does it mean they are the true parasites in Nigeria?

I believe that time will tell.
The truth of the matter is that Nigeria is never one and can never be. There is no repect for each other, no regard for someone who is not of your ethnicity. Look at a yoruba person calling an Igbo man third class citizen. I have also observed that Nigeria can not survive without the Igbos.

If that Yorubas can survive without Igbos i chaleng them to declare Oduduwa republic, i chaleng them to support disintegration of Nigeria as the evil and ilegal amalgamation of Nigeria expires 31/!2/2013..

However, as Biafrans leaves Nigeria, the Oduduwas are free to remain with their pay masters the Hausa fulanis.
Don't get me wrong for you will see it happen soon.

God bless us, the land of the rissing sun, long live Oduduwa and biafra republic
You call Yorubas parasites, you call Hausas parasites, you call Fulanis parasites, you call Kanuris parasites. You are the only tribe that is Saint. The same way Jews say only 12 people from each of the 12 tribes of Isreal will be in heaven singing for their Jewish god. If you are bold enough, declare Biafra Republic as an independent republic first by bombing the old Niger bridge and see us give you the 1967 to 1970 treatment. We shall wipe you Nigerian Jews off our map and I am sure the racist Isrealites will never accept you fools. Obasanjo, TY Danjuma, Jereboy Oseni, IBB and other gallant soldiers are still alive to humuliate, destroy and maim your generations unborn, Awolowo is no more alive to beg for you. We shall destroy you and make sure your kids never grow.

Tell your useless president to respond to the letter before we drag him back to the creeks.
Politics › Re: "We Steal Because You Never Stoned Us For It" - Governor, Rotimi Amaechi by simpleseyi: 10:06pm On Dec 14, 2013
Billyonaire: A thought in Government house, see how low Wole Soyinka has gone to embrace an uncultured tout cos of penny penny.
My brothers and sisters from the south-east, pls warn this your prodigal son called Billyonaire to withdraw the adjective that he used to qualify Prof. Wole Soyinka because you cannot abuse my parents and expect a hug from me. How can Billyonaire abuse our Prof. Soyinka for Rotimi Amaechi's sincere statement?
Politics › Re: A Letter Of Appeal To President Goodluck Jonathan From Olusegun Obasanjo by simpleseyi: 12:56pm On Dec 14, 2013
joe120120: Obj is confuse .he never know that GEJ will successful in his administration .shame full harlot
Your english is as bad as Dame Sheppopo's. If your written english is this bad, I wonder how your oral english is. Please stop wtitting or speaking english. I can't even comment on your meaningless post.
Politics › Re: Solemn Declaration: Kings Of Nigeria Fraternity (KON) by simpleseyi: 12:37pm On Dec 14, 2013
Contact details? Adress? Phone? Email? Or are you Ghosts?
Politics › Re: Is There Anything Jonathan Has Done, That Obasanjo,ibb &abacha Did Not Do? by simpleseyi: 11:38am On Dec 14, 2013
Obasanjo, IBB & Abacha's wives did not go about fighting state governors like Dame Sheppopo has been fighting Amaechi. Though Ogun state governor then Olusegun Osoba was not in the same party as Obasanjo, still Stella Obasanjo did not fight nor disrespect Olusegun Osoba.

Obasanjo, IBB & Abacha did not budget about 1.3 billion naira yealy for food despite the fact that they are all LOOTERS.
Politics › Re: ‘Stop Distracting President Jonathan’ by simpleseyi: 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2013
Yes, stop distracting the president, let him concerntrate on his LOOTING. He needs to make Forbes magazine list of world's top 5 richest looters.
Politics › Re: ‘Stop Distracting President Jonathan’ by simpleseyi: 5:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
Yes, stop distracting the president, let him concerntrate on his LOOTING.
Politics › Re: We Attacked Maiduguri Airforce and We’ll Hit US -shekau Boko Haram Leader by simpleseyi: 4:57pm On Dec 13, 2013
Now, the authentic Commander-in-Chief have spoken. GEJ is training snippers, Shekau is also training his boko boys. I think we need to start training our boys too here in the south-west and I advise the Biafran soldiers too to be prepared. God is already answering our prayers, the end of the Fraud called Nigeria is here. Lets just try and minimize the number of lives of the innocent blood that will be used to water the tree of freedom.
Politics › Re: Official Obj Vs Gej Poll by simpleseyi: 1:55pm On Dec 13, 2013
Stop wishing evil for our beloved presido. Thinking of arresting the Owu Monster or the Minna Maradona is same as planning to go six feet under the soil. You can confirm from Abacha.
Politics › Re: Official Obj Vs Gej Poll by simpleseyi: 12:35pm On Dec 13, 2013
2 - jonathan's grandfather cannot try that.
Politics › Re: Fashola Hands Over 16 Newly Constructed Roads In Mushin. PICS. by simpleseyi: 12:46pm On Dec 11, 2013
Eko Ile: Apart from the OP stating 16 roads, I personally posted an article listing the roads and the article is still in this thread so it wasn't an opinion, it was stupidit.y and inability to read and comprehend.
Na me you dey abuse so? Just because you are with a computer and hiding under your grandma's bed. If you see me face to face, you fit look me for face? My grandfather was born in Lagos in 1805, also my father and I but I will never say that I am a Lagos indegiene because I am not, but I am sure that I know Lagos more than you that wants to die for Fashola and APC now. Anyway, I am not one of the PDP e-rats or one of you APC e-mice, so I will leave you to Sanni Yerima, I heard he is not just a pedo-phile but also bi-sexxual.

I don't know why you want to start competing with Doyin Oku-Igbe and Reuben Abati the palace clowns
Politics › Re: Transcript Of The Letter From The CBN Gov To President Jonathan by simpleseyi: 11:03am On Dec 11, 2013
Demdem: Am confident that Jonathan will end up in kirikiri after 2015 elections.
No way, we cannot use tax-payers' money or our oyel money to feed him while in Kirikiri. We will just give him the Samuel Doe / Saddam Hussein treatment.
Politics › Re: ASUU: FG Withdraws Ultimatum by simpleseyi: 11:00am On Dec 11, 2013
GetUmad: Something is amiss. Can you spot it? ........... What of FFK, the father of all DISGRACE. Infact I'll rather you replace OBJ with FFK.
I beg help me add it, because I don't know how he could have fathered all Ojukwu's children. That is adultery which is punishable by stoning at the Sharia Court. The worst is that Ojukwu's people (Nigerian Jews) are not even thanking Yorubas for the help.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri:Mandela & the Desperation of the Nigerian Opposition Linked Media by simpleseyi: 10:57am On Dec 11, 2013
NO LONG TIN: Noted!!

Premium Times = Sahara reporters
Yes, you are right. The two of them are the most trusted source of information. They reported that Dame Sheppopo was in hospital, you all denied it, the Sheppopo herself denied it only to turn around and confirm that she died and resurrected in a German hospital. They said that Yar'Adua has joined Abacha, Tafawa Balewa and Aminu Kano at the great beyond, you all denied it, nobody saw Yar'Adua since then, he was brought in dead. They said Jonathan has drinking problem, you all denied it until they posted a picture of Jona and his South-South drunks drinking ogogoro. They said Jona was dashing our oyel money to m ilitants, you denied it, until Government Tompolo showcased his private jet and Asari Dokubo opened his private university in Benin Republic. They said Jona and his fellow thieves are looting the treasury, you denied it, until CBN governor officially wrote to confirm it.

After God, na Premium Times and Sahara reporters I believe.
Politics › Re: Fashola Hands Over 16 Newly Constructed Roads In Mushin. PICS. by simpleseyi: 10:43am On Dec 11, 2013
agbameta: If den give a reading and comprehension story with question saying 16 roads was built and they supplied you with one example picture of the roads. So, at the end of the story if den ask you how many roads were built, you go just say na only one road because you saw just one picture?

This is how you people fail WAEC.

You people are seriously worse than elementary school kids...
All these insults just because I said that I can only see one road in the picture. Bros, I beg try to dey accommodate contrary opinions, it is called civilization. I am not one of PDP e-rats, so take your mind off that. But, in Nairaland, the unwritten rule is if there is no picture, then it never happened, that is why Sahara Reporters had to post pictures of Jona drinking ogogoro with his South-South people to prove that truly our president has drinking problem.

So, post pictures or it never happened. Before I forget, I beg who be the fine yellow girl with faze cap beside Fashola in the last two pictures? Poster, I beg send me her number.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Best Thing To Happen To Northern Nigeria Since Gowon – Labaran Maku by simpleseyi: 11:52pm On Dec 10, 2013
Maku is right. One of the problems of the North is over-population because Northerners do not practice family planning. Jonathan has been helping to reduce the population of the North by creating Boko Haram (Gen. Patrick Owoye Azazi confirmed this) to kill, maim and destroy the over-blotted population. This is the best thing that could happen to the North, but the worst thing that have happen to them is having someone like Maku as their representative, it is really unfortunate.
Politics › Re: Transcript Of The Letter From The CBN Gov To President Jonathan by simpleseyi: 11:47pm On Dec 10, 2013
wirinet: The Hausa fulanis are at it again with the support of their Yoruba collaborators. They are trying to pull Jona down because he is from the south south and is attempting to transform Nigeria into dubai.

Even if he stole $50 billion, is it not south south oil money? What of Obasanja that stole $16 billion power project money or IBB that stole $12 billion gulf windfall? Where was sanusi then.
Whether sanusi and his yoruba betrayers like it or not, its Jonathan till 2019, and even beyond.
Is this one of the leaders of tomorrow? Nigeria's future is bleak with youths like this. I never knew that illiterates and nonentities too use computers, I think I will get a computer for my dog too.
Politics › Re: Senator Withdraws Decision On 7-year Jail Term For Social Media Critics by simpleseyi: 11:45pm On Dec 10, 2013
My wife was already getting scared that Sincere9gerian and other Judases may lead SSS and DMI to my house very soon. Now my wife can sleep well knowing that our pedo-phile legislators are not eating from Jonathan's over 1.3 billion naira yearly food. I am sure Seun Osewa too can now sleep well.
Politics › Re: Fashola Hands Over 16 Newly Constructed Roads In Mushin. PICS. by simpleseyi: 11:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
I beg, na only one road I see for picture ooo. Please don't emulate Doyin Oku-Igbe and Reuben Abati who are the country's clowns. If na one road the governor do, let us know say na one road.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri:Mandela & the Desperation of the Nigerian Opposition Linked Media by simpleseyi:
Sincere 9gerian: Great article from Omokri. However, he should go beyond sitting back and writting articles once in a while to flooding the social media with pictures and videos of FG projects.

The Bank of Industry (BOI) is currently doing a fantastic job but no one is telling their story on the social media. Most of the private Industries and plants currently being built and those who have undergone expansion NATIONWIDE were energized by BOI. I was stunned to hear that Innoson plastic industry in Enugu for instance, supported by BOI, has expanded and currently employs about 4,000 people.
FG projects like the 2nd Niger bridge that Ibos have been begging for years, or the bombed bodies of Boko Haram victims, or the closed university campuses, or the East-West road whose completion has become spiritual, or the private jet bought by ex-militant Government Tompolo, or the new refineries that Jonathan promised when we went on strike 2012 January, or the millions of unemployed youths including you Sincere 9gerian and I (if we bought have jobs, we will not spend our lives on Nairaland), or the over 1.3 billion naira food that Jonathan eats per year which sent Dame Sheppopo to German hospital, or the millions of ghosts that have benefitted from SURE-P?

I beg tell me another story that is different from the ones you have been repeating before I was born.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri:Mandela & the Desperation of the Nigerian Opposition Linked Media by simpleseyi: 11:26pm On Dec 10, 2013
Obiagu1: That is the way of Yoruba people.
They live in fairytales.

Their leaders know they are the most gullible people in this whole world.
What is takes is tell lies and you are on your way to greatness in Yoruba land.

That's why a 'N1 billion/km' governor, Fashola, is the best in the world!
That's why a thief, Tinubu, is now a king.

Fortunately, Nigerians are not as gullible as Yorubas and are not buying their lies.

In 2015, they will know we aren't buying their lies.
Nigerians are more intelligent than them.
You cannot abuse my race and expect a hug from me except you want to hug 33KVA electric transformer.

Chinua Achebe nurtured this hatred for Yorubas till he kicked the bucket, you are battling with the same disease. May God heal you. How can we please you monkeys? Femi Fani-kayode helped to father Ojukwu's children, yet you wont thank us. We helped you to reduce your population by over 2 million when you started a senseless war in 1967, yet you wont thank us for the birth and population control. Wole Soyinka snatched the Nobel Laurel price from Chinua Achebe to reduce Achebe's dignity, yet you wont thank us. We allowed you to be second class citizens in Nigeria because you are lost Jews, yet you wont thank us. We allow all your daughters to pro-stitute on Lagos streets and hotels, yet you are ungrateful. HOW ELSE CAN WE HELP YOU? angry angry
Politics › Re: ASUU: FG Withdraws Ultimatum by simpleseyi: 11:14pm On Dec 10, 2013
On behalf of the Yoruba race, I hereby apologize to all Nigerians for producing a son like Doyin Oku-Igbe. Pls note that if out of 12 disciples of Jesus, there was a Judas, then out of millions of Yorubas, there definitely will be Judases like Rueben Abati, Doyin Oku-Igbe, Bode George (old and shameless ex-convict), Segun Agagu, Ebenezer Babatope, Ladoke Akintola (senior betrayer), Segun Obasanjo (fine monkey), Demeji Bankole (youthful thief) Frederick Fasheun (old traitor), Gbenga Daniel (megalomaniac), Alao Akala (blink blink governor like blink blink Pastor Orishajefor) and some others. Please accept our apologies. angry angry
Politics › Re: Corruption: Tambuwal’s Criticism Of Jonathan ‘unfortunate’- Abati by simpleseyi: 6:04pm On Dec 10, 2013
Abati's defense is most unfortunate.

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