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Politics › Re: Support Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Through This LINK! by simpleseyi: 1:27pm On Dec 20, 2013
tomakint: If you believe in the Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Administration, just fill out this online form as a mark of support for the Man of The Moment, it takes 2 minutes and you are done; http://www.gejites.com/volunteer/?gclid=CJnHx8vrjLsCFWTnwgodSGEAUg
Two minutes of my life is too precious to be wasted on a clown like Jonathan.
Politics › Re: How APC Controls The Politics Section by simpleseyi: 1:26pm On Dec 20, 2013
Create your own forum for PDP and leave Nairaland alone, or did Seun put a gun on your head to be here the same way ASUU put gun on Jonathan's head to sign 2009 agreement??
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Aides Are Recruiting Users To Speak Against Gej's Govt On Social Media! by simpleseyi: 12:22pm On Dec 20, 2013
idumuose: What if Jonathan decides to contest and wins 2015 election will Ɣ☺u proceed
on exile?
Yes, I will before his 1000 snipers get to me.
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by simpleseyi: 11:48pm On Dec 19, 2013
Malachy27: Ough!! why did she cover the tap of that sagging milk factory?
She has to cover the tap because the tap is running non-stop as a result of multiple abortions or do you want the sour milk to spill all over the ground?
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Aides Are Recruiting Users To Speak Against Gej's Govt On Social Media! by simpleseyi:
idumuose: Unfortunately, Ɣ☺u will have to wait until 2015 bro.
Haa! I have to wait that long to remove the Mandela of Nigeria that did and is still doing the good things below.

1. Spends more than one billion naira for food yearly including or excluding ogogoro.
2. Claims to create millions of jobs for ghosts while many graduates are roaming the streets aimlessly.
3. Shares national money among militants, Government Tompolo just bought a private jet while Asari Dokuboh just built a private university in Benin Republic while they have no known means of livelihood.
4. He protects looters and criminals including Bode George, DSP Alams, Stella Oduah, Dezaini Maduekwe, etc.
5. His Finance Minister presented 2014 budget made up of 26% capital vote and about 74% recurrent expenditure, how can any country develop with such.
6. Promises and fail e.g. he promised new refineries when Nigerians went on strike in January 2012, up till now, there is no refinery and 500 billion naira is missing from the SURE-P. He claimed that ASUU put a gun on his head when he signed agreement in 2009.
7. He said corruption is not Nigeria's problem while Finance Minister just recently said that Corruption is killing Nigeria.
8. His wife the Dame Sheppo fights more than National Union of Road Transport Workers while she is jesus-on-earth - Jesus never fights.


Please give Tinubu's e-recruiters my contact. These clowns in Aso Rock must go back to the creeks where they belong, you cannot bring the swamp out of a Sheppopo even when you bring the Sheppopo out of the swamp, now lets send the Sheppopo back to the swamp where it naturally belongs.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Aides Are Recruiting Users To Speak Against Gej's Govt On Social Media! by simpleseyi: 10:18pm On Dec 19, 2013
I am available for recruitment. Anything that will remove the clownish Mr & Mrs from Aso Rock and free Nigeria from the drunken master.
Politics › Re: House Of Reps Adopts Wholesale The Aviation Committee Report Indicting Minister by simpleseyi: 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
Was it APC that bought the 225M cars?
Was it APC that presented different cars from the one purportedly bought?
Was it APC that cannot tell whether the cars were bought and fully paid for using a loan or bought on lease?
Was it APC that bought cars not budgeted for?

These APC guys must be ghosts and omni-potent! Doyin Oku-Igbe and Reuben Abati over to you.
Politics › Re: We’ll Reconcile, Bring Back Our Defecting Members –tukur by simpleseyi: 8:32pm On Dec 19, 2013
Tukur! Going ....Going .... Gone!

Mr Bamanga Tukur will soon be announced as Nigeria's next Ambassador to Benin Republic. Did I hear somebody say Syria or Afganishtan? Don't wish evil for your enemies. I thought you are a christian nah! Pray for your enemies as instructed by the Bible. Benin Republic is good enough for our able ex-chairman.
Politics › Re: 2013 Person Of The Year - Olusegun Mathew Okikiola Aremu Obasanjo GCFR by simpleseyi: 8:12pm On Dec 19, 2013
Unfortunately you are right. The old monkey and Owu Monster called Obasanjo is the Man of the Year. Meanwhile, this is not OBJ's first letter to a Nigerian sitting or standing president, OBJ wrote Shagari Shehu, the letter is one of the reasaons why Buhari sent Shagari packing. OBJ wrote Buhari, OBJ wrote IBB when IBB introduced SAP and advised IBB to give SAP a human face. OBJ also wrote the most dreaded Abacha, this letter sent OBJ to jail. All these OBJ letters from Shehu Shagari thru to Buhari, IBB, Abacha and finally to Jonathan should prove to Jonathan's boot-lickers that OBJ is fearless and that OBJ is not just anti-GEJ, but has been writting letters for a long time even to the devil's younger brother called Abacha. Is it for also selfish reasons that OBJ wrote Shagari, IBB, Buhari and Abacha? If OBJ could write military dictators, then it is definitely not a toothless shivering Jonathan that will threaten the war veteran called Obasanjo - "God has rewarded me". Jonathan's boot-lickers should pray that this letter does not send Jonathan to the prison or house arrest the way a similar letter kept Shagari in house arrest and Shagari's co-looters in prison.

Unfortunately, Obasanjo himself is another sad story and on the dark page of Nigeria's history because Obasanjo is one of Nigeria's problems.
Politics › Re: hello all by simpleseyi: 7:44pm On Dec 19, 2013
ogologodimkpa: Another unholy allegation against Jonathan ?angry

You guys will surely fail cos his name Goodluck will speak for him.

I'm very sure you guys will not forget OBJ letter and the response from
his daughter in a hurry. grin

Leave GEJ alone you APC war Lords
If you are so particular about names, then I will remind you that Obasanjo's first name is Olusegun which means God has conquered my enemies, while his last name is Obasanjo which means God has rewarded me. Now, reasoning mumuish just like you, tell me are these two names not more powerful than Goodluck?
Politics › Re: When Will APC Woo The Devil Himself??? by simpleseyi: 7:33pm On Dec 19, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Honestly, at the rate the leaders of APC are going, wooing everything wooable, it is only a matter of time before we read reports of APC wooing the DEVIL himself.
Is the Devil a Nigerian, if yes, is the Devil's middle name Ebele?
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Actresses Semi-unclad On Movie Poster (photo) by simpleseyi: 7:15pm On Dec 19, 2013
IamD rock: Yeah yeah. I think i'm getting to like Nollywood cos we are totally getting more civilised whenever i watch Hollywood movies all i see is advancement and now i am seeing that in nollywood. I know most of you guys will criticize her or something but wanna tell ya its her decision and hers only. We shouldn't be doing everything in old fashioned way. Very soon i am expecting a real sex scene inside a nollywood movie. We should stop being hypocrites. Anybody who supports me?
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This poster will also claim to be a christian or a muslim, so also the actress pros-stitute in the picture. too bad. God is so patient. Even idol worshippers do not encourage nudity. One day, one day, the actress pro-stitute in the picture will will be whining that Nigerian men have refused to marry her because men are scared of independent ladies. Who wants a pro-stitue for a wifey?
Politics › Re: Gov Amaechi's Response To Rumour About Him And Prof. Soyinka's Daughter (tweets) by simpleseyi: 8:33am On Dec 19, 2013
ngozievergreen: yorubas even do worse tnz as sleeping with sons' wives
The same way your father slept with his daughter to give birth to you. That makes you your father's daughter and also grand daughter. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Gov Amaechi's Response To Rumour About Him And Prof. Soyinka's Daughter (tweets) by simpleseyi: 8:23am On Dec 19, 2013
The governor has personally responded to rumour in the media about him, while our presido is still thinking about how to reply to a public letter written to him by a concern ex-president, yet our minister of information says we should thank our presido for bringing facebook to Nigeria.
Education › Re: Nigerian Students Study In Portakabin In Gnananian Universities by simpleseyi: 7:57am On Dec 19, 2013
Ghana has always been a fraud, from Ghana must go to Ghana oil. Ask companies that moved from Nigeria to Ghana, they are regretting it. Ghana is as developed as Osogbo, the capital of Osun state. I have been to Ghana and I can say that the country is only good for 5th class citizens of the world.
Politics › Six Family Members Killed In Renewed Jos Violence by simpleseyi(op): 7:44am On Dec 19, 2013
There appeared to be no end to the bloodletting in Plateau State as six persons, all members of one family, were on Tuesday hacked to death in a renewed wave of sectarian violence in the state.

In the latest incident, the victims were killed in Marraraben Foron village in Barkin Ladi Local Government Area of the state.

Though the perpetrators have not been identified, our correspondent gathered that the act was carried out by some unknown gunmen suspected to be Fulani herdsmen.

It was gathered that the victims were about to retire to bed at about 10pm when the messengers of death visited them.

The incident has raised tension in the area and the city centre. Heavily armed soldiers and mobile policemen have been deployed in sensitive areas including government buildings and installations.

Immediate past chairman of the Management Committee of the Barkin Ladi Local Government, Mr. Emmanuel Loman, who confirmed the incident, described it as very unfortunate.

He said, “This pattern of killing and wiping out of families has continued and nobody appeared to be perturbed. It is very sad that despite all efforts to restore peace to this area, we have continued to have these incessant and insensitive killings.”

Efforts to reach the spokesperson of the Special Task Force, Capt. Salisu Mustapha, were unsuccessful as his phone was unavailable.


SOURCE: http://www.punchng.com/news/six-family-members-killed-in-renewed-jos-violence/
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Ought To Be In Jail - APGA by simpleseyi: 1:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
Let APGA go and ask Shehu Shagari the outcome of Obasanjo's letter to him (Shagari), so that APGA can prepare for what happened to Shagari after Obasanjo's letter in 1984.
Politics › Re: Democratic Leadership VS Church Leadership by simpleseyi: 1:09pm On Dec 18, 2013
They are same. Leadership for the sake of looting either through false economic policies or through false holy ghost
Politics › Re: Raw Copy: Iyabo Obasanjo's Damining Letter To Her Father by simpleseyi: 1:05pm On Dec 18, 2013
superstar1: Is that letter signed.

If not signed, how are we sure it was not Patience Jonathan that wrote it?

waiting for your defense.
Rubbish, if you want to defend the Obasanjos, you can go on and defend them. How on earth can you ever think that Dr (Dame) imPatience Jonathan a.k.a Mama Piss can construct the type of grammatical structures in that letter. You want make Mama Piss write letter bomb? cry cry
Politics › Re: I Did Not Write Any Letter To My Father-iyabo Obasanjo by simpleseyi: 12:58pm On Dec 18, 2013
decrox199: If that is how Ijaw people insult their father, I am a Yoruba Woman, we respect our parent in all circumstances.
Please let Ijaws respond to the above statement from Iyabo Obasanjo
Business › Re: Fashola, Dangote, Obi Others At Access Bank's Christmas Party by simpleseyi: 9:43am On Dec 18, 2013
abbeysteph: Oga wat sort of analysis is dis,how can u say he budgetd 500bilion n spent 5bilion wat planet ar u 4rm na wa 4 u ooo
Please prove me wrong with facts and figures. Calculate the cost of all projects done by Fash this year and let us see if the cost is up to 5 billion out of the over 500 billion budgeted.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 54% Of Nigerian Youths Were Unemployed In 2012 by simpleseyi: 9:17am On Dec 18, 2013
If a government agency can say that youth unemployment is 54%, then you and I know it is actually around 85%. If you think that I am exaggerating, then think of your school mates and count how many of them currently have a job.
Politics › Re: Open Letter To Iyabo Obasanjo...by A Concerned Nigeria by simpleseyi: 8:28am On Dec 18, 2013
The blame should be on a father that brought up a child with no manners such that she can't even bear another man's name beside her father's name. No husband, no boy friend, no bed mate, not even a se.x partner. THIS IS FRUSTRATION.
Business › Re: Fashola, Dangote, Obi Others At Access Bank's Christmas Party by simpleseyi: 3:57pm On Dec 17, 2013
[quote author=the_ripper3]I laugh at the witless attempt of the @OP to turn a gathering of thieves to deify his benefactor. What happens next after this function?[/quote]They enter the "inner room" to discuss how to share the loot.
Culture › Re: Deji Of Akure’s Corpse Placed On A Chair For Chiefs To Pay Homage by simpleseyi: 3:50pm On Dec 17, 2013
Acidosis: But seriously, isn't this the acts of Catholics??
Avoid castigating other denominations or other religions, that is what we call being civil. If you say rubbish about my religion to my face, you don't expect a hug from me.
Culture › Re: Deji Of Akure’s Corpse Placed On A Chair For Chiefs To Pay Homage by simpleseyi: 3:33pm On Dec 17, 2013
Rawdeal: ewwww. Such culture must be abolished.

Dammit, i'm sleeping alone this night
Can I share the bed with you and be your guardian angel? Sleeping alone is dangerous.
Politics › Re: Is It That GEJ Hates Igbos Or He's Incompetent? by simpleseyi: 3:15pm On Dec 17, 2013
Jonathan hates anyone that is not of Ijaw origin. This is why he refused to build the 2nd Niger bridge, if Yoruba and Hausa past president refused to build the 2nd Niger bridge, should Jonathan too do same. He also refused to complete the East-West road because it will also benefit non-Ijaws whom he detest. Same reason why he closed Universities for about 6 months because it is benefiting non-Ijaws while he has looted more than 8 trillion naira according to CBN governor.
Politics › Re: Call For Impeachment Of President: Is AIT Now Pro-PDP? by simpleseyi: 3:04pm On Dec 17, 2013
AIT head-office is at Alagbado in Ogun state, not far from Obasanjo (stolen) Farms which is under APC government. The APC government can revoke the C of O and even sue the management for forging government document (C of O). AIT will then "carry" their company and equipments to Otuoeke and continue broadcasting from there. If you are not for us, then you are against us.
Politics › Re: If Jonathan Is Impeached, Who Will Now Become The President? by simpleseyi: 2:49pm On Dec 17, 2013
If Jonathief is impeached, the president will be General Musa Chukwukelu Adeyeye. Ask Shehu Shagari, he will tell you the experience is better imagined.
Politics › Re: Who Can Be Regarded As Nigeria Greatest Son, Dead Or Alive? by simpleseyi: 2:24pm On Dec 17, 2013
Gani Fawehinmi, the voice of the helpless, the strength of the weak and the fighter for the oppress whether you are Hausa, Ijaw, Itshekiri, Kanuri, Yoruba or even white skinned.
Politics › Re: Can Someone Say Amen To Dis Prayer by simpleseyi: 1:56pm On Dec 17, 2013
Back to Sender in Jesus name. Amen.

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