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Ahh!!! Na here my fellow intending drunkards dey? I don show

Meanwhile, I'm happy its workforce that is organizing it. The one I wrote late last year which they did for UAC still dey my head.

unofficial:
They owe us so many things; you really won't want me to give you details...

Feel free. As long as its the same UAC you didn't pay a dime for its form, the same UAC those that came from afar was compensated with transport money, the same UAC that served lunch during the interview....

Feel free to tell me what they owe us.

Meanwhile, Nigerian Breweries just informed me of an intending test this weekend via workforce.
Let me relocate to that thread and look for trouble there. Una no dey give me the kind trouble I dey search for, maybe my fellow drunks will do justice to that.

gbemmy0209:
UAC, u better give urselves brain now. Election excuse is out of the way. U av all the time in the world to wrap up this recruitment process before elections. #nuffsaid

Sorry bro but they don't owe you anything.

^^ this guy funny shaa!

benalvino2:
So you remove genesis 1:1 where it says heavens(cosmos/universe) and the earth.... so you lied when you said the earth was already there

Dead on arrival, try again!

We all know that your account of creation in 1:1 was further illustrated from 1:2 where the details of the events was illustrated. The cave men that compiled the bible didn't have knowledge of matter and its components.

benalvino1:
Newton's second law

Objects at rest remain that way unless acted upon by a force. In this case: The atoms of the universe. Gases expand naturally, but with forces. There has to be a force that set the expansion for the big bang.

Thermodynamics

The first law of thermodynamics states that the energy of a closed system is constant. Thermodynamics laws apply to all closed systems. The second law states that entropy of a closed system always increases. This means that eventually, the universe will flatten out to an omega state, when the entropy reaches maximum. The universe will then either return to timelessness, or bounce back causing another big bang. What has an end must have a beginning.

The law of causality

Every effect must have a cause. The universe had a beginning, therefore there must be a cause to it.

Cell theory

All cells can only come from preexisting cells through division. A cell cannot come about by other processes like Abiogenesis (according to cell theory).
NOTE: Abiogenesis is NOT a theory. It's a set of hypotheses.

The law of conservation of energy

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, but is conserved and changes form. However, the energy in the universe must have come from somewhere according to the law of causality.

Let me indulge u a bit.
You debunked everything about the big-bang (I'm agnostic btw), but the biblical account of creation is faulty right from the word go. You believe God created everything?

Genesis 1.2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

This was how things were before God started creation. There was waters already: indicating the presence of hydrogen and oxygen. The spirit moved, indicating the concept of space, and invariably, time. Space is not "vacuum" but atmospheric space so there lies Nitrogen, Co2, Sulphur, oxygen (again) and other inert gases. Later on, God separated the water (which he didn't make) from the land (which he didn't make). Land comprises silicon, and other plant nutrients like potassium, phosphorus and others.

Now I can go on and on and on! How did all the elements come to be as they were there ab initio prior to creation? You pointed out lapses in the big bang theory as regards newtons law of motion and primary thermodynamic laws but your own story has the biggest flaw of all!

I'm sure if the writers of the bible were aware of the periodic table when they wrote the bible, they would have stated how God created all the elements that make it up.

Like I said earlier, I'm agnostic and don't even know jack about the big-bang: that doesn't mean I should believe the 6-day creation fable written by unlettered men!!!

Pr0ton:
If Satan was created blameless and pure, but yet sinned... Then God "should take heed lest He falls"

Are we even sure another set of angels haven't revolted, and, this time, succeeded in overthrowing the monarch?

If lucifer alone could have a followership of one-third of the angels; a whooping 33.3% of billions of angels supporting him and revolting against the power of incumbency, I'm sure the other angels must have seen more reasons to join the demonstration.

^^very big lie from your unreliable source! It was obvious this recruitment was for 2015 so its understandable why they are taking their time. Moreover, those of us for the specialist scheme already involved with a company will have to resign before joining them and some company's exit policy states you must give them at least a month. So I'm suspecting they will conclude and notify qualified candidates by January; thereafter, the program will commence fully by feb/march.

Killing all the first born of the Egyptians because their king refused the Israelites to go! All innocent firstborn perished! Guess what? God was still the one indirectly holding the Israelites hostage; by deliberately Hardening Pharoah's heart.

This means that pharoah wpuld have let them carry their wahala and go, but God hardened his heart, so He will destroy their firstborn and prove to israelites that he is da boss!

Beats me, honestly.

That's why I love my agnostic self.

OLAADEGBU:
"And Jesus, when He was baptised, lo, the heavens were opened unto Him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon Him: And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased" (Matthew 3:16-17).

This is trinity is action. The Son being immersed in water here on earth. The voice of the Father from heaven testifying of the Son and the Holy Spirit testifying through the dove. This is God in 3 Persons present at Jesus' baptism here on earth.

Still didn't answer me question: when Jesus was at the cross, who did he pray to in heaven saying 'father, why hath thou forsaken me?'

Yes! God saw nothing wrong with polygamy and slave trade.
Morality wiped them out of existence.

Yes, we can

AfricanApple:
dat means he left his throne in heaven and came down to earth

OLAADEGBU:
Yes.

So when Jesus was on earth, there was no God in heaven? Who then did he pray to while on the cross?
'Father, father, why hast thou forsaken me?'

Azo:
Seriously this is a moronic statement.. No hard feelings..

Looooll!!!! Why should I have hard feelings over your personal opinion? Its yours and you're entitled to it. I still insist the guy was wrong in his post. He was thanking God for the wrong reasons: his major reason was that because some people died in the same car he survived; and I asked, how will he feel if his brother was among those that died? Will he still be thanking God because others died and he survived?

I don't expect you to grasp my point, common sense isn't common, its opinion that is common; no matter how daft they are.

keleto:
Is a pity I could not take part in the interview today. Was involved in a motor accident on the Benin asaba Road. Thank God am alive, cos many died in the accident. Young shall grow motors at 1am. All hope is not lost. Lord I bless you

Its a pity, but you shouldn't have traveled by night which is a high risk on its own. But I don't understand why you are thanking God for being alive 'because many others died'. Did the others that died don't deserve to be alive just like you?

I don't seem to get it, just sounded insensitive to me.

ThaSlimKidd:
Why so. least u could have done is show up n do the darn thing. at least it's another interview experience to fine tune all those interview rough edges.

You actually believed that? You're so naïve; don't believe everything you read here.

What I saw in the post was: They've bowed me out

Can't remember what I applied for but I got a QA code (Quality Control). Is it possible that I selected QA during the application process?
Those that have done, kindly inform us of possible topics in the devils's basket.

Is it that the number of shortlisted applicants is few or workforce has enough money to be calling people individually.
Just got the call. I hope UAC is paying them enough to cover the hassles shaa.

I guess they want to make provisions for transport fare for those coming from afar.

RIP

Such a painful death for such a great man!

Let me read some sh.!ts christians are posting to defend this bitter death

Abuamam:
It is not comforting to be "deluded" to believe in accountability to our Creator. I would imagine that it would be more comforting to believe that I can indulge in all kinds of vices, fornicate with other men's wives, steal, rob, pillage and at the end of all that; if I am smart and don't get caught, and I take my vitamins regularly; live to ripe old age, die and escape all accountability for my misdeeds. It is atheists who derive comfort from their delusions.

All the 3 cases the Op quoted had thousands of people vouching for their stories and still produced great books considered divine by their millions of followers. Shall we then conclude that they all are true?
Even someone here on this thread is vouching that santa claus is real..lol

@last paragraph, true muslims don't steal, fornicate or even drink alcohol. Moral people without religious background don't do those things either. So I don't get your point.

UyiIredia:
Well said. It isn't comforting to stand risking hell or deprive yourself of lusts.

Lol...91% of christians are so because of the fear of hell; only 9% because of the true love of god. **the fear factor**

gbemmy0209:
Wots the most neutral and professional answer to :
'Why did you leave your former place of work'?

I guess I'll say the work wasn't challenging enough to bring out the best in me.

Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that one because I'm still in my present workplace. But if they ask why I want to leave my present workplace to join them, I will have to throw in that same response.

Do you have a question for us?

I believe its an added advantage to throw in 1 or 2 questions. What do you think?

Zerop:
The length of your answer will depend on your person and the atmosphere... Wisdom is also about knowing when to shut up!

Lol @bolded. The wisdom will also be in censoring what you say. From the little experience I've gotten through interviews, they pick on what you say to throw questions at you.

I've been trying to fashion my response to the position applied for. That's why I wanted to find out if the codes and category we wrote for is what we're to be interviewed under.

If that's the case, I'm toast!

#Almost

^^ That's great, if actually that's what they intend to hear.
I feel you divulged too much information while trying to answer the question. Your answer seems to be more elaborate. I was having this believe that the correct response would be a brief intro; then something like a mission statement (prime desire statement); sort of a brief and concise paragraph that would summarize you and your potentials. Or am I wrong?

Imagine if the next question would have been Tell us about yourself; then you'd have said all that was needed to be said while answering the first question.

May we meet you?

The dreaded first interview question! Been trying to compose a paragraph in response to this but it still sounds shallow after many trials. Any ideas from the house?

Also, are we going to be interviewed based on the codes we wrote for (specialist)? I don't know jack about the category they placed me! Didn't know how I managed to pass that exam self.

Any ideas? Anyone?

Mat 202: O.D.E (Ordinary Differential equations)

I wonder what was ordinary for that course! They should have called it Ogbanje differential eqn.

bruno419:
cram jokes

the guy is a bloody joker! This is the 2nd topic this morning he created about boko haram; like he's just waking up to reality

Is her blog still down? Will it be restored later if she removes the said infringing documents?

DickDastardly:
Cramjones you see your life? 40 views and no comment

Who wants to waste mb on pointless threads?

The sophistication of bk haram is an open secret; it doesn't require rocket science to establish that fact!