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Car Talk › Re: Right Hand Drive To Left Hand Drive Conversion by simplex2: 12:39pm On Mar 25, 2015
udokpuenyi:
send me your contact at saincollin@gmail.com
sent you a mail.
Drop your a phone number?
Car Talk › Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2(op):
chucky234:
Since you know the owner go ahead and pay for the car and make sure you get the right set of docs, you won't encounter any problem to register it.
Sorry, I'm a brand new JJC in car matters: what are the documents I should request for apart form the custom papers.

Also, I understand you personally have your reservations when it comes to peageot cars. Can you share one or two pros and cons of this particular car.

Thanks.
Car Talk › Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2(op): 9:31am On Mar 25, 2015
Siena:
[color=Blue]The Peugeot 206 is an easy conversion. I have done 5 till date, no cutting, welding or drilling involved.[/color]
If only you knew how relieved I am to read this right now.

Thanks a bunch

Are you in Lagos? I may need you to do this for me if I succeeded in closing the deal.
Car Talk › Re: Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2(op): 9:20am On Mar 25, 2015
oktawian:
Hi
Make sure duty documents are good, cos only to clear it in Lagos part costs around 315k naira ...
chucky234:
2 doors that's 206 cc I guess, the conversion is no problem if done by a proven expert but my problem is the price, look too good to be true.
Investigate how genuine the car is first then we take it from it, check if the custom papers are genuine.
Yes, the price looks too good. I discovered the owner is in the military so he may have had some cutting corners to clear it. I asked about the papers and was told everything is intact (although I did not see them myself).

Again, if the owner got the car into the country without proper custom clearance, will I encounter problems during registration if I buy?
Car Talk › Advise On Peageot 206 Right Hand Drive by simplex2(op):
I got this option of a tokumbo peageot 206 with full features: Ac, airbag, super-clean, custom-cleared.
After much bargain, we settled for N280k which i considered a very fair deal.

Now here's the catch:

1. Right hand drive: Spoke to a mechanic and he gave the cost of converting to left hand at N120k so I'll be spending a total of N400k for purchase and conversion.
2. One-door (driver and passenger alone)

I want to seek your sincere advice on this deal. I dont know much about cars so wouldn't know the challenges of a converted peageot.

Thanks.

CC: ikenna, chucky234, siena, autosbay, ikenna351, Gazzuzz, lomomike.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Benny Hinn Seriously Ill And Needs Our Prayers by simplex2: 1:03pm On Mar 24, 2015
JayTeeA:
prayer shud still b d number one action den d doctor.. and even wen u'r at d doctor- Pray!
God bless you
But the pastor rushed to the hospital before his handlers even started asking for prayers.

Isn't that ironic?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Benny Hinn Seriously Ill And Needs Our Prayers by simplex2: 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2015
One of the great pioneers of word of faith movement: making people believe they came to earth with an immortal body and with faith, will lead an immortal life here on earth. Now, they are afraid the mortal bodies will fail them and they rush to the hospital.

Lesson for all those pastors preaching that it is wrong for a child of god to be sick or poor.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by simplex2: 12:36pm On Mar 24, 2015
TheFilmmaker:
You're not a christian, and yet you created this topic?

Your hypocrisy is unfathomable.
Dude is a confused soul, reason why everyone has abandoned him and his thread.
Christianity Etc › Re: Understanding The Concept of Tithing by simplex2: 12:33pm On Mar 24, 2015
Burnt offerings
Feast of unleavened bread
Passover
Tithe
First fruit
Sabath

Whoever defaults in one defaults in all.

Religion is one sick mother'fvcker...
Fashion › Re: Behold, The Power Of Bleaching! (before/after Photo) by simplex2: 10:30am On Mar 24, 2015
I seriously don't believe they are same person: no amount or quality of hypo + makeup will do the total conversion I'm seeing.
Autos › Re: Registered Toyota Avalon For Sale 400k Last by simplex2: 1:59pm On Mar 23, 2015
Mileage
Pix of interior
Any 'small' thing to fix?
Autos › Re: Neatly Used Toyota Camry 96 For Sale Price Price reduced 350k by simplex2: 1:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
Location
Mileage
Clearer pix
Christianity Etc › Re: IS God Still Coming? by simplex2: 5:08pm On Mar 20, 2015
Wish he will just come already and take you lot out of this earth! You guys don't appreciate mother-earth; thats why you abuse it, pollute it with the intention of escaping to a better place kept in order by someone else.

Leave already! If he delays more, you guys can arrange and go and meet him there! No need waiting.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by simplex2: 11:20am On Mar 20, 2015
^^ Loser!

You've got nothing else to offer than empty noises! People presented facts 7 days ago and awaited your reply but you hid into hibernation...
Christianity Etc › Re: IS God Still Coming? by simplex2: 11:17am On Mar 20, 2015
Keep waiting...

The one he came first, he was brutally murdered and now you want him to return so you murder him again?
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by simplex2: 5:09pm On Mar 18, 2015
johnydon22:
It's official smiley The guy just disgraced himself.... Lolzzz grin
He should have remained indoors where we were containing his madness: now see what he's done to himself!
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by simplex2: 3:17pm On Mar 18, 2015
goshap:
waig for it, promise its gonna b epic
Its 5-days + and we're still waiting for the epic come-back.

Thats what you get when you start displaying your ignorance in a public forum. We were trying to contain you in our thread but you decided to head to the market to start this thread.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by simplex2: 3:12pm On Mar 18, 2015
goshap:
psychotic, u need to change your meds
The speed at which you're replying comments unconnected to the original question you asked on this thread is wonderful, compared to other comments that addressed your topic which you have chosen to ignore because you don't have come-backs.

When I saw your comments at the atheists/agnostic thread making this same challenge, I knew it was best to ignore you because I knew exactly this would be the outcome: You would try to rationalize the comments and then ignore the ones there are no twisting to.

Now, get back to pages 1 and 2 and address the challenge you put up.
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Are There People In Heaven And Hell Yet? by simplex2: 12:44pm On Mar 17, 2015
You guys are funny.

No bible promised anyone heaven. You all will live, dwell, die on earth...and if the bible is anything to go by, you all will resurrect in earth, reign in earth for a thousand years, stay again and be tempted by the devil when GOD is tired of keeping him in hedges; sin again, die again, rise again, reign again and the circle continues...

No one was promised heaven; the bible called it 'God's dwelling place', not 'humans dwelling place'

Do you read your bible at all?
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2: 8:44am On Mar 17, 2015
careidon:
@Na this guy wey de jog for Admiralty Way for hot afternoon be this naaaa


yes he is.
so he comes from Oniru to slow down traffic flow here?
Yea, thats him. I find it weird that he chooses to jog in the hot afternoon, with some escort driving behind him.

Its only in Nigeria where madness is celebrated that such things are allowed!
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2: 8:42am On Mar 17, 2015
onila:
Their mom divorced when they were young/toddlers & they were left behind with their dad.
Their mom Chinelo soon remarried Jerry Chukwueke, who we know as Germaine motors
Their dad also married & started a new family. The boys were kind of left to their own devices and pretty much raised themselves with both parents busy with their new spouses & children. They fell into the wrong crowd & started fraud Osi was lucky. Football saved him.

they have been through alot, dont judge harshly
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats what you were told! Girls can believe lies as long as it is well packaged!

They innocently fell into the wrong crowd, they innocently couldn't help it but started fraud!


Looolll...
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2:
Billyonaire:
Its not a dream since I am already living it brov. If you can work hard and stop doubting, you too can make it. What still baffles me is why you think Billionaires cant be nairalanders. Is it that bad ?
Lol...your sense of comprehension leaves a lot to be desired.

Let me recap: There are peeps here in nairaland richer and wealthier than whatever you and your entire generation can afford! They don't speak it, they live it. You jump around from thread to thread shouting on top of your voice that you are rich! That is not the characteristic of a rich dude and its easy to tell that you're a fraud.

If you're not boasting that you used N2mil to remove a dead tooth, you're boasting that you constructed a drainage for your street people; or that you live in a 3-story building.

You've just been mingling with one or two yahoo guys. Their life-style entices you; that is why you make so much noise here. You feel like deafening that poverty that is inbreed inside you.

Guess what? No amount of noise can silence who you are.
Health › Re: Can Premature Expulsion Affect My Chances Of Fathering A Child? by simplex2: 8:13am On Mar 17, 2015
falconey:
Which kind life be this? My ejaculation is OK please.........


But I will always take water every morning.
Busted!

cool wink cool
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2: 7:34pm On Mar 16, 2015
MrCork:
...Bro am in London Pekam and u in that place, Nigeria.....Be nice...show me respect.... and I will post u £10 to buy a suit (no ofeense) angry
As if there's any difference between pekam and ajegunle...

cheesy
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2:
Billyonaire:
It's my friend's house. What if I told you my house is about that status ? Yesterday I told you my house is 3-storeys, 60kva generator, solar-inverter combo IGBT system and you doubted me.....sometimes I laugh at you people. Not everyone is poor on nairaland.
My problem with you is that you throw your arrogant self everywhere here, making claims you CANNOT substantiate. Any fool can claim to be the owner of that house, not everyfool can substantiate ownership: you belong to the both categories.

Like I told you last night, nairaland is not filled with kids, there are mature folks and peeps even richer than whatever all your generation can afford but yet keep their heads cool.

You, my friend, is a jacka'ss!
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2: 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2015
superior1:
In your dreams
the guy is an arrogant dreamer! Na so him dey boast last night, I called him out and he ran off!

Now he's here with his emty boasts again. He claimed last night that his house is a magnifiient 3-storey building with internal staircase. Let him post address or ix make we verify!
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by simplex2:
Billyonaire:
Sorry, I cant post my addres.
Billy da noise maker! Come and see house as its being displayed with pride.

Come and display your own 3-storey building with internal staircase abeg! I'll keep calling you out!
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by simplex2: 5:36am On Mar 16, 2015
Billyonaire:
Sorry, I cant post my address, and I have nothing to proof to you. You are inconsequential to me.
Olodo! Its only kids that you can intimidate with your fake lousy life. 3-storys with internal stairase my left nyash! Next time you want to lie, pick a decent one as this forum isn't entirely filled with kids as you'd think.

Aren't you the same arrogant imp that said you used N2mil to remove a dead tooth?
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by simplex2: 8:59pm On Mar 15, 2015
Billyonaire:
Its sad to know people are still so mentally poor and believe others are as wretched as you. My staircase is indoor though.
You're an unrepentant liar! An architect designed a 3-storey building for you with internal staircase?
Yes, I'm mentally poor, but you, my friend is an uneducated liar!

I double dare you now, post the address of your 3-storey internal stairased building and I will devout my time to check it out. I will start a thread to apologize for my 'poor and wretched views' when confirmed. You can take an easier option of posting the pix of your 3x2 = 6 staircase here.

I am waiting Mr Billionaire.
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by simplex2: 7:27pm On Mar 15, 2015
biafranqueen:
Our compound in Nnewi main house is 3 stories and so many in Uru are what is fake about that? So many in Enugu in the old government layout like Ojukwu and his neighbors have 3 stories. Let me guess you live in Western part of Nigeria right?
Nne, u don't understand the gist. Dude is trying to justify using an industrial inverter on his private apartment; thus he posited that he is living in a 3 storey building. That's propesterous! A duplet is quite understandable as the stair case is inside and not outside as the case of 3-storey buildings which is normally used as rented apartments.
Wouldn't it be stragne moving from one floor to the other via an external stair case in a 3-story building that is exclusively yours?
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by simplex2: 4:51pm On Mar 15, 2015
Billyonaire:
My house is big. Its 3 storeys. And apart from that, I have club setting within my compound and lots of floor lighting systems with outdoor music systems.
Hahahahaha
@bolded, tell me something! Do you use the external stairs to connect to other 'storeys'?
You must be one funny dude leaving in a fake life.

Billyonaire:
. Sorry, I talk too much.
Nah, you don't talk too muh, you lie too much!
Politics › Re: No Evidence Linking Boko Haram To ISIS, Says Federal Government by simplex2: 8:36am On Mar 12, 2015
Why are they defending them? Same way they defended MEND after oct 1st.

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