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Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simplex2: 8:56am On Jul 30, 2014
LogansShadow: Where do you pple dig all these lies from?!



Women give testimonies in @least nigerian churches,they lead praise and worship,and they also speak in church!.
You want to make a point?,pls do but please stop with all the lies and exaggerations!
Dude, the bible, where you all get the inspiration of submission asked women not to speak in churches (1Cor 14:34).

So if the bible is the standard for you all, don't get hypocritical by skipping some parts.

Next time, read with comprehension before quoting me!
Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simplex2: 8:54am On Jul 30, 2014
Double post...
Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simplex2: 8:50am On Jul 30, 2014
AdeniyiA: EPHESIANS 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
5:29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
5:31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
5:33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.
You're taking marriage classes from Apostle Paul that NEVER-EVER MARRIEDhuh

He would have known better than put up those letters if he ever experienced marriage.
Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simplex2: 8:42am On Jul 30, 2014
kennygee: Women were not created to head Men especially at home, according to Genesis, we are only help mates. The book of proverbs 31 goes further to praise us for the ways we help men and even calls us virtuous. The new testament crowned it all by asking that we submit.
And to crown it all, it went further to command you not to speak in church: don't teach in sunday school, don't lead in praise and worship, don't give testimonies; WOMEN SHOULD NOT SPEAK IN THE CHURCH!!!

Did you miss that part?

What a holy book.
Sports › Re: Mikel To Stay On At Chelsea To Bag British Passport by simplex2: 5:12am On Jul 30, 2014
Which kind British passport? That's just a bloody excuse: no Juventus or monaco is bidding for him! When his contract expires with chelsea, Newcastle will pick him on free transfer....oopss, scratch that, Tiote is there.

West Brom will pick him...ooppss, scratch that, Mulumbu is there.

West ham... No! Diame is there.

Sunder... Oh! Forget it! He will just go play at the lower division!
Family › Re: How Does "Submitting" To A Man Improve A Woman's Existence? by simplex2: 4:59am On Jul 30, 2014
Alexcollins: D answer u seek is already spelt out in d bible. Woman should be submissive 2 their husband, while d men must respect their wife.
Same bible that supports slave trade and polygamy?
Nairaland General › Re: My Fellow Nairalanders - Help Me Thank God by simplex2: 7:52am On Jul 28, 2014
Gboliwe: I thank God with you but its not over yet! Whoever those boys are, they need to be found or you find the one who sent them. Another attempt will be made. You people should act!
Who sent them? Isn't it glaring? One of the victims of the noisy gen sent his friends from another street to light up the gen! And I don't blame them one bit! If you stay with an inconsiderate and selfish neighbor with a bad gen, you will understand the pains.

We did it to a lodgemate while in school. Dude's gen was bad and always noisy with loads of smoke and he leaves it on deep into the night! We just poured a reasonable quantity of salt into the gen's fuel thank and with that, sent it to its grave!
Nairaland General › Re: My Fellow Nairalanders - Help Me Thank God by simplex2: 7:46am On Jul 28, 2014
And you and your fellow tenants haven't yet figured out why the attack on his gen? I'm planning to do the same on my neighbor's gen! Some neighbor's can be very selfish and inconsiderate! You put your noisy gen on; the entire building and neighborhood is vibrating with loud noise from your 1928 badly managed gen. You lock yourself inside the house while your neighbors find it hard to even hear each other. Worst still, you leave the gen on till 3am, snoring away comfortably while your neighbors are trying hard to keep a shut eye!

I will burn down my neighbor's gen one day! And I guess this is the same reason why your neighbor's gen was attacked! The assailants didn't attack her room, didn't touch her property, didn't intend to burn the house, isn't it glaring?

People ought to be sensitive to other people's plight; the bible said love your neighbor! Tell your neighbor to stop leaving his noisy genset on deep into the night! Else, he/she will see fire next time.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Jesus Was In..nigeria,which Church Would Jesus Attend? by simplex2: 8:49am On Jul 27, 2014
At the end of the day, he will come to OP's church and realize this is his one and only true church.

Dear OP, we know how the story goes, and how it ends.
Christianity Etc › Re: 400L Student Drops School,claims He Is Called By God by simplex2: 8:27am On Jul 27, 2014
DanielWO: the guy is right,anless he was maybe lezzy in his sturdies and that is why he decided to get saved.
To go Gods way is another way of living a prosperouse life on this world.
To be called fuly by God is not something you go to and find it is something we inherit it from God,so to be called is to turn and leave.
Then you will see,hear,talk and be directed by God in whatever you plan to do BUT God will not decide for you to go His way.So my Brother chossed the way that will anable him have a good life in todays world and ever.
If you are fuly called,you will see and feel Gods prenses acompaning you all the time.
Jesus wept!!!
Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila Rejects Jonathan’s $1billion Loan Request To Fight Boko Haram, Prof by simplex2: 7:16am On Jul 26, 2014
I always knew this GEJ was benefiting from crises in the North; talking of a billion dollars loan when the security budget for this year is well over N900bill and the year is still half gone!
They've been scheming Nigerians with that fallacy of excess crude reserve, now is the time to withdraw funds from that reserve if it truly exists.

Worse still, the pdp phuck-heads at the house will rally-round their evil presido and approve this loan!

Stup!d set of e-diots!
Sports › Re: CWG: Opara Wins Nigeria’s First Medal In Glasgow by simplex2: 8:24am On Jul 25, 2014
Nice one.

But this long documentary focuses more on the indian weightlifters than the Nigerian side.
Health › Re: TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID CONTRACTING THE EBOLA VIRUS by simplex2: 8:14am On Jul 25, 2014
dino2006: I am a G.O.A.T
Good for you.
Culture › Re: Gods Of Infidelity: Blind Gods Or What? by simplex2: 3:58am On Jul 25, 2014
Even the gods understand the plight of men and excuses us for one or two shortcomings.

Its a man's world grincheesy
Politics › Re: This Lady Died In Orji Uzor Kalu's House In USA. by simplex2: 10:55pm On Jul 24, 2014
Abiagirl777: yes to all your questions.infact i'm from his place.i'll be very much around den.
I knw dat lady very well and till then,the case has been closed witout any trial and investigation
OUK,the evil men do live wit dem!
I heard about this story then; never knew the victim had a relative here in nairaland. What did your aunty go to find in his place? Didn't she know he was a married man with kids?
I heard she was asthmatic and died on the romping process. Eyaa...kpele.
Education › Re: My Parents Thinks I Cant Succeed With The Course Am Studying In Uni by simplex2: 10:50pm On Jul 24, 2014
Library Science? Dude, stop wasting your school fees! Listen to your parents; you're lucky they have the will to fund your education if you want to start afresh. You're just too young, before you say jack, you're out of school and then face the labor market.

The bitter truth is that your chances of getting an employment is very-very limited!
Education › Re: What Was The Bad Habit Your Roommate Had When In School? by simplex2: 10:41pm On Jul 24, 2014
1st year:- stayed with a wayward student. He was always drinking and coming back to the room to vomit. I could tolerate all his shortcomings but the vomit was just a no-no as he would most times leave it till the morning, by then all the fabrics in the room will be oozing even after packing the vomit. We both payed for the room but I left the room for him to pay for another room at the same lodge just after a semester.

Stayed alone till my 500 level when my best friend and course mate decided we should live together.

He was almost perfect. He can't cook but brings loads of foodstuffs from home while coming. We contribute to buy other things. He was the best roomie ever! I always make him sleep out when I have a babe coming over but he hardly complains. He loves movies and can watch it all night but I just manage since he endures my own shortcomings. We won the best roommates during our lodge graduation party. Some people actually thought we were siblings. We're still friends today.
Health › Re: TIPS ON HOW TO AVOID CONTRACTING THE EBOLA VIRUS by simplex2: 10:15pm On Jul 24, 2014
Easiest way to avoid it is to inject a small quantity of the virus into your blood stream. Your immune system will automatically adjust itself and thus making you more resistant to it.

Contact me for free Ebola virus for injection.
Politics › Re: Close Down Politics Section Before It Consumes Nigeria by simplex2: 10:08pm On Jul 24, 2014
You think its closure will solve anything? We'll turn the General section into an open field of warfare; close that and you'll see politics topics on Romance section.

Btw, have you seen the ad rate for politics section? Or you think seun is running a charity organization?
Politics › Re: OSUN ELECTION’LL WITNESS HEAVY SECURITY PRESENCE -Jega. by simplex2: 10:01pm On Jul 24, 2014
Monimatic: Another APC/supporter of APC bootlicker detected
Fa.'ot! Swerve to the left mbok!
Politics › Re: OSUN ELECTION’LL WITNESS HEAVY SECURITY PRESENCE -Jega. by simplex2: 9:44pm On Jul 24, 2014
Damboa is still under boko haram control. Na during election the military dey show all its might!

Misplaced priorities!
Politics › Re: BAUCHI: Gunmen Slay Traditional Leader by simplex2: 9:41pm On Jul 24, 2014
Gun men? Pffffff!!!!!!! Soldiers are presently doing their primary assignment at the south-west elections!
Politics › Re: How Come Buhari(people's General) Could Afford Those Bullet Proof Jeeps? by simplex2: 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2014
ChristLight: Goat 350K and three normol jeeps... Do u know how much is cost 2 buy such bullet proof jeep? Ewu mpama
Poverty is really a big disease! Get an education and get enlightened!
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s First Lady Expresses Concern Over Delay In The Release Of Chibok Girls by simplex2: 9:32pm On Jul 24, 2014
I thut she had the opinion the whole thing was stage-managed to paint her husband black?

Illiterate!
Politics › Re: How Come Buhari(people's General) Could Afford Those Bullet Proof Jeeps? by simplex2: 9:27pm On Jul 24, 2014
ChristLight: Where is it written in our constitution Ewu Mpama?
E-diot! Someone volunteered to lecture you on what you don't know but u're still head-strong on ignorance!!!

All former heads of state of this country have certain privileges and are paid some monthly allowance which would be enough to feed your miserable life even if you chose to reincarnate in multiple folds!
Politics › Re: How Come Buhari(people's General) Could Afford Those Bullet Proof Jeeps? by simplex2: 9:25pm On Jul 24, 2014
Some fools can't think beyond their nose!
Politics › Re: SOS!! Are You Travelling From Abuja To Lagos Tomorrow by simplex2: 9:23pm On Jul 24, 2014
Best option is to take the document to the airport tomorrow morning and stand in front of arik stand. Plead with any of the passengers to help you take the document to Lagos with him/her.
You may be lucky to meet a naïve fellow that will convey the package.
Education › Re: How MY Neighbor's Daughter Duped My Mum Of A Huge Sum Of Money by simplex2: 8:07pm On Jul 24, 2014
Tales by moonlight!!! Stories that touch!! Super story!

A small girl duped your mum of 400k and bought a car and you didn't set the car on fire?

Mtchewwww!!!!

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