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LogansShadow: Where do you pple dig all these lies from?!Dude, the bible, where you all get the inspiration of submission asked women not to speak in churches (1Cor 14:34). So if the bible is the standard for you all, don't get hypocritical by skipping some parts. Next time, read with comprehension before quoting me! |
Double post... |
AdeniyiA: EPHESIANS 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.You're taking marriage classes from Apostle Paul that NEVER-EVER MARRIED ![]() He would have known better than put up those letters if he ever experienced marriage. |
kennygee: Women were not created to head Men especially at home, according to Genesis, we are only help mates. The book of proverbs 31 goes further to praise us for the ways we help men and even calls us virtuous. The new testament crowned it all by asking that we submit.And to crown it all, it went further to command you not to speak in church: don't teach in sunday school, don't lead in praise and worship, don't give testimonies; WOMEN SHOULD NOT SPEAK IN THE CHURCH!!! Did you miss that part? What a holy book. |
Which kind British passport? That's just a bloody excuse: no Juventus or monaco is bidding for him! When his contract expires with chelsea, Newcastle will pick him on free transfer....oopss, scratch that, Tiote is there. West Brom will pick him...ooppss, scratch that, Mulumbu is there. West ham... No! Diame is there. Sunder... Oh! Forget it! He will just go play at the lower division! |
Alexcollins: D answer u seek is already spelt out in d bible. Woman should be submissive 2 their husband, while d men must respect their wife.Same bible that supports slave trade and polygamy? |
Gboliwe: I thank God with you but its not over yet! Whoever those boys are, they need to be found or you find the one who sent them. Another attempt will be made. You people should act!Who sent them? Isn't it glaring? One of the victims of the noisy gen sent his friends from another street to light up the gen! And I don't blame them one bit! If you stay with an inconsiderate and selfish neighbor with a bad gen, you will understand the pains. We did it to a lodgemate while in school. Dude's gen was bad and always noisy with loads of smoke and he leaves it on deep into the night! We just poured a reasonable quantity of salt into the gen's fuel thank and with that, sent it to its grave! |
And you and your fellow tenants haven't yet figured out why the attack on his gen? I'm planning to do the same on my neighbor's gen! Some neighbor's can be very selfish and inconsiderate! You put your noisy gen on; the entire building and neighborhood is vibrating with loud noise from your 1928 badly managed gen. You lock yourself inside the house while your neighbors find it hard to even hear each other. Worst still, you leave the gen on till 3am, snoring away comfortably while your neighbors are trying hard to keep a shut eye! I will burn down my neighbor's gen one day! And I guess this is the same reason why your neighbor's gen was attacked! The assailants didn't attack her room, didn't touch her property, didn't intend to burn the house, isn't it glaring? People ought to be sensitive to other people's plight; the bible said love your neighbor! Tell your neighbor to stop leaving his noisy genset on deep into the night! Else, he/she will see fire next time. |
At the end of the day, he will come to OP's church and realize this is his one and only true church. Dear OP, we know how the story goes, and how it ends. |
DanielWO: the guy is right,anless he was maybe lezzy in his sturdies and that is why he decided to get saved.Jesus wept!!! |
I always knew this GEJ was benefiting from crises in the North; talking of a billion dollars loan when the security budget for this year is well over N900bill and the year is still half gone! They've been scheming Nigerians with that fallacy of excess crude reserve, now is the time to withdraw funds from that reserve if it truly exists. Worse still, the pdp phuck-heads at the house will rally-round their evil presido and approve this loan! Stup!d set of e-diots! |
Nice one. But this long documentary focuses more on the indian weightlifters than the Nigerian side. |
dino2006: I am a G.O.A.TGood for you. |
Even the gods understand the plight of men and excuses us for one or two shortcomings. Its a man's world ![]() ![]() |
Abiagirl777: yes to all your questions.infact i'm from his place.i'll be very much around den.I heard about this story then; never knew the victim had a relative here in nairaland. What did your aunty go to find in his place? Didn't she know he was a married man with kids? I heard she was asthmatic and died on the romping process. Eyaa...kpele. |
Library Science? Dude, stop wasting your school fees! Listen to your parents; you're lucky they have the will to fund your education if you want to start afresh. You're just too young, before you say jack, you're out of school and then face the labor market. The bitter truth is that your chances of getting an employment is very-very limited! |
1st year:- stayed with a wayward student. He was always drinking and coming back to the room to vomit. I could tolerate all his shortcomings but the vomit was just a no-no as he would most times leave it till the morning, by then all the fabrics in the room will be oozing even after packing the vomit. We both payed for the room but I left the room for him to pay for another room at the same lodge just after a semester. Stayed alone till my 500 level when my best friend and course mate decided we should live together. He was almost perfect. He can't cook but brings loads of foodstuffs from home while coming. We contribute to buy other things. He was the best roomie ever! I always make him sleep out when I have a babe coming over but he hardly complains. He loves movies and can watch it all night but I just manage since he endures my own shortcomings. We won the best roommates during our lodge graduation party. Some people actually thought we were siblings. We're still friends today. |
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You think its closure will solve anything? We'll turn the General section into an open field of warfare; close that and you'll see politics topics on Romance section. Btw, have you seen the ad rate for politics section? Or you think seun is running a charity organization? |
Monimatic: Another APC/supporter of APC bootlicker detectedFa.'ot! Swerve to the left mbok! |
Damboa is still under boko haram control. Na during election the military dey show all its might! Misplaced priorities! |
Gun men? Pffffff!!!!!!! Soldiers are presently doing their primary assignment at the south-west elections! |
ChristLight: Goat 350K and three normol jeeps... Do u know how much is cost 2 buy such bullet proof jeep? Ewu mpamaPoverty is really a big disease! Get an education and get enlightened! |
I thut she had the opinion the whole thing was stage-managed to paint her husband black? Illiterate! |
ChristLight: Where is it written in our constitution Ewu Mpama?E-diot! Someone volunteered to lecture you on what you don't know but u're still head-strong on ignorance!!! All former heads of state of this country have certain privileges and are paid some monthly allowance which would be enough to feed your miserable life even if you chose to reincarnate in multiple folds! |
Some fools can't think beyond their nose! |
Best option is to take the document to the airport tomorrow morning and stand in front of arik stand. Plead with any of the passengers to help you take the document to Lagos with him/her. You may be lucky to meet a naïve fellow that will convey the package. |
Tales by moonlight!!! Stories that touch!! Super story! A small girl duped your mum of 400k and bought a car and you didn't set the car on fire? Mtchewwww!!!! |


