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Family › Re: Guys Would You Take Your Wife To A Joint? by simplysmat(m): 11:23am On Mar 12, 2009
I'm not married,not even almost, but I can safely assume there's nothing wrong with it. A married couple SHOULD go out to fun places once in a while and a joint is not such a bad place to be at. Especially when you're with the wife or husband.
Romance › Re: I Think She Jazzed Me! by simplysmat(m): 11:17am On Mar 12, 2009
Guy she did nothing to you. It might just be that there's something about her that you had grown attached to in the time you were together. Maybe the fact that she has moved on to another level and you consider yourself to be at the same place you were when it ended makes you long for a relationship with her to upgrade you to where you wish to be.

The best thing for you to do is to keep trying to forget her and find someone who you're more in tune with, even with your present state of mind, and let her help you get out the low you find yourself in.[sub][/sub]grgjyjnfhyhfxz
Romance › Re: I Want To Cast A Spell : Can Anyone Help by simplysmat(m): 5:10pm On Mar 11, 2009
@ poster.


Its a shame you live in naija and you can't even cast a spell on your own. Its no problem sha and its very simple. Heres how to go about it:


1. Strip yourself but naked in your bedroom.
2. Get to the nearest roundabout.
3. Stick your middle finger all the way into your asshole( or yansh)
4. Turn around 360 degrees 360 times with your finger still in the hole.
5. Pull out the finger and gently slide it all the way into your mouth.
6. Declare everything that you wish on your target in the loudest voice you can muster.
7. The person is done for.
Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Guys Romantic by simplysmat(m): 4:49pm On Mar 11, 2009
@ NAja Haja

thats a very myopic view you have. all you these girls that keep sayin some guy is not romantic are still the same people who will do anything and everything to keep the guy in question.
the point is, if you don't find a guy romantic enouhg for you, WALK, or run if u like.[sub][/sub]
Romance › Re: Gosh! by simplysmat(m): 4:11pm On Mar 11, 2009
Nobody can be trusted. [size=8pt][/size]Even me no trust myself and much less a chic. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed I'd rather not ask myself such a question. Maybe if we're married sha!
Romance › Re: She Loved And Wanted Me Much,i Ignored Her,now I Want Her Badly by simplysmat(m): 12:34pm On Mar 10, 2009
@ olulu & pop247


Una sabi wella. E be like say una 2 be veterans for dis kind thing.

@ poster

Sorry oh! I've been in that position before and when I was beggin it was nuttin funny. Good luck sha!
Romance › Re: Can The Truth Really Set Us Free? by simplysmat(m): 12:19pm On Mar 10, 2009
Some truths are better left unknown.
Romance › Re: Toasting A Gurl, How Do U Hit The Real Point? by simplysmat(m): 12:05pm On Mar 10, 2009
@ Macgreat

that your method no bad at all.
Romance › Re: Toasting A Gurl, How Do U Hit The Real Point? by simplysmat(m): 12:02pm On Mar 10, 2009
I let her know from the start that theres some interest and then work from there. The only rule I have is

"NEVER APPROACH HER AS A FRIEND"[/size][size=8pt][color=#990000][/color]
I'm such a good friend that they never want anything more from me.
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Your Age Mate? by simplysmat(m): 11:32am On Mar 10, 2009
Me I prefer older girls. They're more mature mentally. Age mates aren't so bad but as far as I'm concerned younger girls are just not worth a dime sh**.(almost let that one out)
Romance › Re: I Will Never Love Again! by simplysmat(m): 11:22am On Mar 10, 2009
So get to the other thing. And quick too.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Name Did U Save Your Boy/girlfriend's Name As On Your Phone? by simplysmat(m): 11:19am On Mar 10, 2009
I once had 3 girls at a time so there was

"Main squeeze"
"Backup 1" and of course "Backup 2"

There might be "Sweetstuff" soon.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Got Pregnant For Her Ex-Boyfriend by simplysmat(m): 11:13am On Mar 10, 2009
There's no thinking to be done here. She's not your girlfriend anymore. Figure the rest out.
Romance › Re: What Women Want (WWW) by simplysmat(m): 11:08am On Mar 10, 2009
I think women don't know the what they want. And how can a man give what he doesn't know is required of him? How can a man know what a woman wants when the woman doesn't know what she wants.
Me I just try my best and if the wahala gets senseless I walk.
Really its a no brainer!!
angry angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Why Did You End Your Last Relationship? by simplysmat(m): 10:56am On Mar 10, 2009
She bleeped my brother.
She got an admission into some school in osun state when my bro was in 400 at OAU. And that was the first thing she got about to doing(Even before she finished her registration). Stuff pained me 'cos she was like the hottest chic i ever been with.
I've been fuckin around since sha. She kinda upgraded my status inthe area. Happy it happened when it did.
Romance › Re: Hard To Please: Men! by simplysmat(m): 5:18pm On Mar 05, 2009
I'm sure the guy has left Nigeria for a long time because a naija guy would understand all the stuff you went through.
Either that or He would have prefered eba. PELE!
Celebrities › Re: T.i Nd The Game Hu Is Better Looking? by simplysmat(m): 4:27pm On Mar 05, 2009
@ eslynera.[color=#990000][/color]

Get a clue!
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Marries Chris Brown by simplysmat(m): 3:20pm On Mar 05, 2009
Why can't they just leave it at "kiss and make up"?[size=8pt][/size][color=#000099][/color]
Family › Re: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by simplysmat(m): 10:03am On Mar 05, 2009
I think you should chill. You guys should have discussed such issues before getting married.
And apiece of advice, if she's as fine as you say then you better get your wife back in the house (which is the only place where you can make those kids you say you want so badly).
[size=8pt][/size][color=#990000][/color] undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Reasons Why You Should Never Look For Love But Let Love Find You by simplysmat(m): 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2009
Tell it to ladies in thier thirties and unmarried.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders You Will Want To See Physically by simplysmat(m): 1:22pm On Mar 04, 2009
Anybody know where hiteroses is? I dey find dat babe.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Beaten Rihanna by simplysmat(m): 4:38pm On Mar 03, 2009
The guy practically slapped the make-up off her face. Although I'm quite sure she hit Chris first, I don't think it was neccesary for him to love-vendor-slap her all over. Everybody knows that when it comes to fistiticuffs he'll come top so his actions were very very not needed.
Can't see me beating up a chic (much less a chic as fine as that) but some chics can really push you to that point where you forget all your principles.
RIHANNA pele oh!
Romance › Re: Do I Have A Right To Be Pissed? by simplysmat(m): 1:53pm On Mar 03, 2009
You can't be pissed 'cos its a result of your own indecision. Someone once sang,

"don't it always seem to go that u don't know what you got till its gone"
in your case it
[flash=200,200]http://[flash=200,200]http://"don't it always seem to go that u don't know what want got till its gone"[/flash][/flash]
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna Forgives Chris Brown And Takes Him Back by simplysmat(m): 6:21pm On Mar 02, 2009
Another Bobby and Whitney in the making.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo's White Wedding Photos! by simplysmat(m): 1:06pm On Mar 02, 2009
iyama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: I Dey Suspect Kc Presh by simplysmat(m): 1:09pm On May 09, 2008
Given the quality of their music, the problem of piracy in Nigeria, their peanut-paying contract with Kennis, there is no way all that cash is from music. Seriously, how many shows do they hold?

Its very right that you, i mean we, should suspect them.
Celebrities › Re: There Is A New Nollywood Film Called Beyonce Vs Rihanna by simplysmat(m): 12:44pm On May 09, 2008
I think its a shame people of the status of Jim Iyke( I've always thought he was shit) and Omotola accepted to be part of such a severe show of the lack of creativity that plagues the Nigerian film industry( which they call Nollywood).

So sooooooooooo SAD, and disgusting too.
Education › Benin Traditional Architecture? by simplysmat(op): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2008
Who knows anything about Benin TRaditional Architecture? Urgent Replies Needed
Education › Benin Traditional Architecture? by simplysmat(op): 6:06pm On Apr 22, 2008
Who knows anything about the traditional architecture of ancient Benin?

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