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I'm not married,not even almost, but I can safely assume there's nothing wrong with it. A married couple SHOULD go out to fun places once in a while and a joint is not such a bad place to be at. Especially when you're with the wife or husband. |
Guy she did nothing to you. It might just be that there's something about her that you had grown attached to in the time you were together. Maybe the fact that she has moved on to another level and you consider yourself to be at the same place you were when it ended makes you long for a relationship with her to upgrade you to where you wish to be. The best thing for you to do is to keep trying to forget her and find someone who you're more in tune with, even with your present state of mind, and let her help you get out the low you find yourself in.[sub][/sub]grgjyjnfhyhfxz |
@ poster. Its a shame you live in naija and you can't even cast a spell on your own. Its no problem sha and its very simple. Heres how to go about it: 1. Strip yourself but naked in your bedroom. 2. Get to the nearest roundabout. 3. Stick your middle finger all the way into your asshole( or yansh) 4. Turn around 360 degrees 360 times with your finger still in the hole. 5. Pull out the finger and gently slide it all the way into your mouth. 6. Declare everything that you wish on your target in the loudest voice you can muster. 7. The person is done for. |
@ NAja Haja thats a very myopic view you have. all you these girls that keep sayin some guy is not romantic are still the same people who will do anything and everything to keep the guy in question. the point is, if you don't find a guy romantic enouhg for you, WALK, |
Nobody can be trusted. [size=8pt][/size]Even me no trust myself and much less a chic. I'd rather not ask myself such a question. Maybe if we're married sha! |
@ olulu & pop247 Una sabi wella. E be like say una 2 be veterans for dis kind thing. @ poster Sorry oh! I've been in that position before and when I was beggin it was nuttin funny. Good luck sha! |
Some truths are better left unknown. |
@ Macgreat that your method no bad at all. |
I let her know from the start that theres some interest and then work from there. The only rule I have is "NEVER APPROACH HER AS A FRIEND"[/size][size=8pt][color=#990000][/color] I'm such a good friend that they never want anything more from me. |
Me I prefer older girls. They're more mature mentally. Age mates aren't so bad but as far as I'm concerned younger girls are just not worth a dime sh**.(almost let that one out) |
So get to the other thing. And quick too. ![]() |
I once had 3 girls at a time so there was "Main squeeze" "Backup 1" and of course "Backup 2" There might be "Sweetstuff" soon. |
There's no thinking to be done here. She's not your girlfriend anymore. Figure the rest out. |
I think women don't know the what they want. And how can a man give what he doesn't know is required of him? How can a man know what a woman wants when the woman doesn't know what she wants. Me I just try my best and if the wahala gets senseless I walk. Really its a no brainer!! ![]() |
She bleeped my brother. She got an admission into some school in osun state when my bro was in 400 at OAU. And that was the first thing she got about to doing(Even before she finished her registration). Stuff pained me 'cos she was like the hottest chic i ever been with. I've been fuckin around since sha. She kinda upgraded my status inthe area. Happy it happened when it did. |
I'm sure the guy has left Nigeria for a long time because a naija guy would understand all the stuff you went through. Either that or He would have prefered eba. PELE! |
@ eslynera.[color=#990000][/color] Get a clue! |
Why can't they just leave it at "kiss and make up"?[size=8pt][/size][color=#000099][/color] |
I think you should chill. You guys should have discussed such issues before getting married. And apiece of advice, if she's as fine as you say then you better get your wife back in the house (which is the only place where you can make those kids you say you want so badly).[size=8pt][/size][color=#990000][/color] ![]() |
Tell it to ladies in thier thirties and unmarried. |
Anybody know where hiteroses is? I dey find dat babe. |
The guy practically slapped the make-up off her face. Although I'm quite sure she hit Chris first, I don't think it was neccesary for him to love-vendor-slap her all over. Everybody knows that when it comes to fistiticuffs he'll come top so his actions were very very not needed. Can't see me beating up a chic (much less a chic as fine as that) but some chics can really push you to that point where you forget all your principles. RIHANNA pele oh! |
You can't be pissed 'cos its a result of your own indecision. Someone once sang, "don't it always seem to go that u don't know what you got till its gone" in your case it [flash=200,200]http://[flash=200,200]http://"don't it always seem to go that u don't know what want got till its gone"[/flash][/flash] |
Another Bobby and Whitney in the making. |
iyama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Given the quality of their music, the problem of piracy in Nigeria, their peanut-paying contract with Kennis, there is no way all that cash is from music. Seriously, how many shows do they hold? Its very right that you, i mean we, should suspect them. |
I think its a shame people of the status of Jim Iyke( I've always thought he was shit) and Omotola accepted to be part of such a severe show of the lack of creativity that plagues the Nigerian film industry( which they call Nollywood). So sooooooooooo SAD, and disgusting too. |
Who knows anything about Benin TRaditional Architecture? Urgent Replies Needed |
Who knows anything about the traditional architecture of ancient Benin? |