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 Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by Simpson101(m): 8:09pm On Jan 18, 2018 |
eezeribe: #WayRay Ray O  I stand with SEX dolls but not 100% o. Sex human too have their own advantage(s) too o... |
| Family / Re: Does This Little Boy Deserve This Punishment? (photo) by Simpson101(m): 5:24am On Jul 31, 2017 |
money121: Firstly, kids don't do wrong things intentionally, they are what they are "Kids". They know not what they do. Everything seems fun in their sight, that is why adults are there to correct them. Secondly, this is not a punishment but taming, they only restrict him from causing further mishap(s). Funny thing, the lad will do even worse if let loose while you're cleaning up the first mess if unleashed. Thirdly, becase he sees what he was doing as fun makes it an unpunishable offence but being a kid, a little bit of scolding is okay just to serve as warning that he might start learning what is right or wrong... 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Kingtblakhoc And His Actresses Pose In Lekki Flood (Photos) by Simpson101(m): 5:32am On Jul 09, 2017 |
TheHistorian: You can do whatever in the confinement of your room but doing an immorality on the street in a full public glare is called "Public Assault" and it's punishable under that same 1999 Constitution. #GoFigure... 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Phones / Re: Check Out The Price Of The New Nokia 3310 by Simpson101(m): 5:54pm On Jun 05, 2017 |
dljbd1: First , the new Nokia 3310 is a lot more thinner , with more rounded edges, subtle buttons and interestingly still as rugged as the 2000 version . The new 3310 is not a Smartphone/Android phone as many would think , it is in fact a “feature phone” that can perform little of Smartphone functions including limited internet facilities. The new Nokia 3310 comes with just 2.5G connectivity option- no 3G or 4G , meaning you should be able to browse the web with it ,but at a slow pace . It comes with a very small but colourful 2.4 inches corner-to-corner display with a resolution of 240×320 pixels, 16 MB storage expandable up to 32GB , 2MP camera with LED flash. The juice here is provided by a 1200 mAh battery , which Nokia claims can last, keep you talking for one week and even up to one Month on standby .The new Nokia 3310 also comes with the classic mobile game Snake which is also now available with the updated facebook Messenger app Nokia 3310 specifications 2.4” QVGA Nokia Series 30+ 16MB internal memory, expandable memory up to 32GB with micro SD Dual SIM & Single SIM option 2MP camera with flash 1200 mAh battery with Max. talk time Up to 22.1 hours Max. standby time Up to 31 days Max. MP3 playback time Up to 51 hours Max. FM radio playback time Up to 39 hours Bluetooth 3.0 with SLAM Micro USB (USB 2.0), 3.5 mm AV connector FM radio, MP3 player The Nokia 3310 is priced at 49 euros, and will be available from April in midnight blue ,silver-grey, a bright sunshine yellow and warm orange-red colour options .Nokia 3310 price when available in Nigeria will range from N15,000 -N25,000 depending on the prevailing Market factors... |
| Family / A Woman, So What??? A Must Read Article by Simpson101(m): 10:39pm On May 29, 2017 |
BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN!!! I get into an argument with a man, he slaps me, I feel the pain, yet they tell me I provoked him. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologise to him. I get into an argument with a man, I slapped him, they tell me I have no respect, no home training. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologise to him. Because I am a woman, I don't have a right to be angry. So, the degree of my innocence is directly proportional to the degree of my silence in the face of oppression and brutality. Because I am a woman, my husband cheats on me, I am told to tolerate it to save my marriage. The barbaric and stupid excuse is that ''it is in their nature to cheat, I should slim down, dress better, cook better, pray harder and be more pleasant to him" I cheat, and I am called a LovePeddler, I have committed an abomination, I have no right to look elsewhere for the love and emotional support I lack at home, I am an irresponsible mother. So I am sent packing, from the home we both built, with all my earthly possessions stuffed into a tiny box on my head. I am henceforth forbidden from seeing my two older children, I'm lucky to be allowed to go with my little one still suckling on my left breast. Three years later, the little one is tagged a bastard. Now, my new name is "after-three", because I am a woman. He is 28 and runs a company. He's tagged wonderful, hard-working, focused, career oriented, successful at a very young age. I am 28 and I run a company "Hmmm... she is not even married, unserious, can not order her priorities right, a hustler, loves money, let her go and get a husband jor" And I wonder if being successful has anything to do with a person's gender. Because I am a woman, I am not allowed to have wits or be a prodigy, I cannot be financially buoyant, professionally successful or be treated with respect without a man beside me. Then I am tagged a generous leg opener, "a runs girl". They never see the possibility that I actually had to go through ups and downs to get to where I am, because I am a woman. A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he's being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living. A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after a year, "aaah! so early? Are u sure she wasn't sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? Maybe that was why she killed her husband. She's a witch!!!" WHY  Because she's a woman.Because it's for women, this post will be considered controversial, and everyone especially men will try to correct or argue aboutit. But don't forget, that because it's for women and it does not make them less human!!! *Who is a woman * When she is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted. When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a solid rock. Never hurt, her especially her feelings or take her for granted. A very heart touching message coined for every woman. Someone asked her, Are you a working woman or a housewife She replied: Yes, I am a full-time working housewife. I work 24 hours a day. I'm a Mum. I'm a Wife. I'm a Daughter. I'm a Daughter-in-law. I'm an Alarm clock. I'm a Cook. I'm a Maid. I'm a Teacher. I'm a Waitress. I'm a Handy woman. I'm a Security officer. I'm a Counsellor. I'm a Comforter. I'm a Nanny. I don't get holidays, I don't get sick leave, I don't get any day off, I work through day and night Unlike every normal Nurse, I'm on call all hours and get paid with a sentence. "What Did You Do All Day "This Is Dedicated to all women. A Woman has the most unique character, like salt! Her presence is never remembered yet pleasant, but her absence makes a home tasteless... Copy and share with all the lovely Ladies in your life even if you're a man, Your Mother, Your Wife, Your Daughter, Your Sister, Your Friends And Family deserve better as a Woman. Ensure they also forward to every Woman to make them proud being one and to every Man to make him realize a "Woman's Worth". [truncated by WhatsApp]
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| Religion / Re: Ten Richest Pastors In Nigeria 2017 And Their Net Worth by Simpson101(m): 4:48pm On May 21, 2017 |
PLEASE WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A LIST FOR RICHEST IMAMS AND MUSLIM CLERICS, ABI FORBES AND ALL THESE RICH RATERS NO RECOGNISE THEM NI |
| Education / Re: Nigerian Lady Blasts Teachers Who Teach Students That Men Are Head Of Family by Simpson101(m): 10:32am On May 01, 2017 |
I'm so sure she not married anymore because if she is and the husband is very up and standing (I mean he's not struck by recession), she dare not go back to the house after that post. Her type is usually submissive and loyal to a faulty in the beginning until the table turn around for the guy, when he couldn't fuel the car he probably bought for her again, when he couldn't pay the school fees that she picked for their "daughter" again, or when he couldn't pay the rent again and some things are now rest on her shoulders. to her type men will cease to be the head. I bet if she can post such when they were still dating, when the guy was blessing her with all the goodies he made from God-knows-where. And again, would she post such if that kid is a son and not a daughter? NB: Guys, do whatever it takes to get to the top, remain atop for life and see 77x7 female family head wannabes rushing to clean your shoes anytime you put them off, just because they want to answer your name. My quarter cent... |
| Family / Re: Tips For Raising Children by Simpson101(m): 11:50am On Mar 11, 2017 |
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| Family / Tips For Raising Children by Simpson101(m): 8:59pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
1. Praise your child, even if they get 1/10 in an exam, praise your child in front of others but give him/her reasons to perform better after. 2. Never make your child(ren) feel that he or she is useless. Never favour one child over the other. 3. Every time you speak with your child(ren), speak with respect, don’t use slang such as ‘gimme’, instead say ‘please give me’; use clear words, be polite and never use 'f' words or swear. 4. You need to bear in mind when your child(ren) is young that he or she is just a child, don’t take away their playing time by treating them like adults. If you do this, they will rebel in life. 5. Assist your child(ren) in making decisions. He or she must be taught to make decisions. Acknowledge them, guide them by talking to them. If they want to go for something, then help them plan. 6. Whenever you have decisions to make, ask your child(ren) for his or her opinion. For example, if you are going to buy a car, ask them what colour they’d like the car to be. This develops the habit of consultancy in them. 7. If possible, dedicate a corner of the house to your child(ren) and write the name(s) of your child(ren) there – make it their little space. Put their certificates on the wall; this will make them more confident of themselves. 8. Teach your child(ren) to follow you in prayers. Lead them rather than merely instructing, it is a more powerful way to teach them. Your child(ren) will remember what he/she sees you doing forever. Start instructing them to pray as early as possible, this will help make it easy for them to pray when they reach puberty and it becomes norm to them. 9. Teach your child(ren) how to put forward their opinions, how to agree or disagree on matters. Don’t use swear, 'f' words or be aggressive when you disagree on anything as this will be picked up by your child(ren). They pick up things very fast. 10. Encourage your child(ren) to ask questions and try to answer each question. Otherwise, they will get the answer from probably wrong source(s). Praise their questions at all times. 11. Always fulfil your promise(s) to your child(ren). Do not make big promise(s) which you cannot fulfil; this makes them develop a habit of making false promise(s). If you fail to fulfil any promise(s), explain why. 12. It is very important to teach your child(ren) how to develop skills of being a member of a group. Team work is very important; this teaches them to give chances to people in life rather than always competing. 13. Say prayers for your child(ren). Even if they have done wrong or gone astray, still pray for them. 14. Let them know they might fail several times, but never to lose hope. Teach them how to react to a failures and how important it is to try again or move on. Tell them "falling down is not failure but refusing to get up is. 15. Apologise to your child(ren) if you know you have wronged them or have made mistake(s), this teaches your child(red) to repent whenever they have done wrong or made mistake(s). Don’t raise ifs and buts when you are wrong; there are no ifs and buts when it comes to repentance. 16. Have a few surprises for your child(ren), to praise their good deeds, give them recognition at home and explain to them that this surprise is for the good deeds that you did and vice versa. 17. Make sure you train your child(ren) to read a portion of the Holy Book daily in accordance to their capacity. 18. Tell your child(ren) repeatedly that you love them, tell them how gorgeous they are and how important they are to you, hug them, cuddle them, it is important to peck your child(ren). If you feel this message will help one or more of your family or friends, forward this message to them. Perhaps this might be beneficial for them and you will get the appraisal for them. #MyOpinionThough ... |
| Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Flaunts Sexy Legs And Cleavage In Classy Outfit by Simpson101(m): 11:11am On Jun 27, 2015 |
Is she more successful than the almighty Joke Silver or the adorable Omotola Jalade Ekehinde and the rest of her colleagues that deem it fit to follow the instruction in accordance to the Holy Book(s), abi what's your own definition of success? Just wondering though  Nneka123: |
| Politics / Re: See What Obanikoro Wore For An Official Meeting With UN Reps And President GEJ by Simpson101(m): 2:07pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
midolian: Honestly, I concur with you. The guy is on casual native wear, it would have been worse if he had worn a shoe on that attire... Funny thing is, those whom he had meeting with will see absolute nothing wrong with his outfit but as always, 9ja must to talk, either good or bad... 1 Like |
| Phones / Re: Do You Still Remember This (picture) by Simpson101(m): 12:40pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
irunoobo: Guy, which sim you buy for 1999, when MTN came to Naija in 2001... |
| Politics / Re: Presidential Result In Lagos: Buhari Wins - Premium Times by Simpson101(m): 11:57pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Donpizzle: Yes Kano might be a little bit bigger than Lagos by population... Kano State 9,383,682 Lagos State 9,013,534 But number of eligible voters is sure more in Lagos than that of Kano Kano 5135415 Lagos 6247845 So if polls in Kano could amount to 3 million Lagos should at least be there about if not more... |
| Politics / Re: Presidential Result In Lagos: Buhari Wins - Premium Times by Simpson101(m): 11:36pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
lalasticlala: Are you for real These little vote in Lagos We have 20LGs/37LCDAs o. Abeg talk onoda tin... |
| Politics / Re: 117 Year Old Man Goes To Vote by Simpson101(m): 6:06pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
DesChyko: I wonder how many votes this man must have casted in his lifetime. May Allah Bless Your Old Age Sir. Thanks For Being Patriotic  ... |
| Politics / Re: 2015 POLLS: Please Support Me, GEJ Begs North-East by Simpson101(m): 5:57am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Diesel1: Diesel1, When This Returns, Mark My Word, You'll Only Be Found In The Black Market |
| Politics / Re: Buhari's Disqualification Suit: APC Has Lied Once More - PDP by Simpson101(m): 6:41am On Mar 26, 2015 |
johnnyblakes: If you had found out why he jailed people back then, you'll realize that is who this Nation needs to move on... |
| Politics / Re: Buhari's Disqualification Suit: APC Has Lied Once More - PDP by Simpson101(m): 6:35am On Mar 26, 2015 |
hopilo: #fixed  |
| Politics / Re: Gmb's System Of Fighting Corruption $ Gej's Which Is Better by Simpson101(m): 2:33pm On Mar 20, 2015 |
xrisdon: Pardon Me, Which strong institution is built against corruption 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by Simpson101(m): 10:00pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
funstufz: He wouldn't even need to start any implementation because he won't be seeking for another term. |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan'll Declare A Marshal Plan To Rebuild North East When Re-elected- Mu’azu by Simpson101(m): 8:43pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
lalasticlala: Guy, mechonu dia, why should it be when re-elected he's the president now, he should do whatever you want to do and leave a mark. Rather than seeking for another tern to do things. It is so obvious that he's pretending, he's sha want to get there again and show his true color, knowing fully well that he's not coming back. What do you expect from a man that increased fuel price from #65 to #110 in January 2nd, barely 7 months into his first term and a day into a new year. He's mean and will be meaner when re-elected. With those he has around him, mark my words, this man has ulterior motives towards his second term. Thank God, petroleum don fall worldwide. I can bet they'll embezzle till 2019... |
| Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by Simpson101(m): 8:21pm On Mar 19, 2015 |
People, let's be frank with ourselves, in our country of today, how many jobs do we have? Even out of the little that we have, how many of them are willing to pay up to 50K? Jobs that pay above that are not many at all. All those guy working on banks' counter, how much do they earn monthly? Yet they're working in banks, except you're kind of manning a higher or special position then you you can earn higher and they're not many, now tell me, those that earn 50k and below amongst them, don't they have wives at home? A lot of ladies will come and start flaunting ego, while seriously, they settle for anything, package it and hope for better days. A man earn little and take a good care of his home is better than a man earning plenty and spends 75% of his earnings in bars, clubs and on unnecessary things, living his home un-catered for. This is the Internet, you can whatever you want to be. #WeKnowYourType 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: My Husband Must Complete His Two Terms – Mrs. Jonathan by Simpson101(m): 12:55am On Mar 15, 2015 |
Going by the antecedents of these two personalities, any right thinking person would choose rightly. Unless you decides to be biased, corruption is the worst enemy any country would ever have and out of these two, one detested it... "Unless Nigeria kill corruption, corruption will kill Nigeria" GMB (retired); while the other is currently indulging it... "If you leave a goat and yam together, then the goat will eat the yam. You must remove the goat from the yam to prevent corruption. Corruption is not thief, thief is thief and corruption is corruption" GEJ. If it were in an advanced country, this woman alone amidst all other abnormalities would have made her husband resigned voluntarily. But Naija, just like somebody said, is a 'Cartoon Network to behold, anything can happen'. I'm neither an advocate of any party nor any person but i believe strongly in a better Nigeria. Someone promised heaven on earth four years ago but history, to me disqualifies him, probably, if "we" give the other a chance he might be a needful surprise and besides his party has been a tremendous performer in their various states, who knows what it can turn if it emerged at the top. Change is not too much to ask for after sixteen years of unkempt promises, it's inevitably inevitable and if the latter fails, then we shall call for yet another change and not necessarily wait for two terms. I can not wait for another four years to demand for what is around the corner now... 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: My Husband Must Complete His Two Terms – Mrs. Jonathan by Simpson101(m): 11:29pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
[/b] tare22: No matter d insults she is still the first lady u guys can never take that away from her.. If her hussy wins next election which I know he will, she will still be First lady.. And it will be in the history of Niaja that she was the first south south first lady....... So make una continue to they insult her ooooo as if no be one woman born una [b]clevvermind: why are you calling her names? is that what buhari taught you? to be disrespecting someone old enough to be your mother? freshdude99(m): Will ur useless vote even count!?! ; :DD mama peace carry on jare don't mind these my mentally enslaved southern brothers and sisters xcolanto: Yes mama peace! Your husband must complete his two terms as done by other democratic government before him. Why should his case be different? Because his from a minority and wanted out by the power mongering and hungry individuals (APC) who want to grab power by all means necessary? No! GEJ must complete his two terms Vote GEJ Vote continuity Mods, please there's a great need for a "Dislike" option, just as there's "Like" o. some comments surely deserves it... 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by Simpson101(m): 5:09am On Mar 05, 2015 |
isacolukay:#Fixed to my taste... 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Popular Nigeria International Singer, Nneka, Blast Jonathan On CNN by Simpson101(m): 5:05am On Mar 05, 2015 |
wakacome:WOW this comment is terribly T.E.R.R.I.B.LE, I suggest you change your moniker to terrible101... 3 Likes |
| Forum Games / Re: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Simpson101(m): 4:48am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Fawklicant: I disagree with your explanation to #3, China is correct though, but tea as described by the smiley is also called 'chai' in fact that is the only other name for tea in the whole universe (any language) so #3 is CHAI-NA. I stand to be corrected sha... |
| Forum Games / Re: Challenge - Guess The Country Names by Simpson101(m): 4:37am On Mar 05, 2015 |
Olamilekan08: I disagree with your coastarica, the symbols goes more with Botswana, boat-s-van-a, it's logical that you make the 'van' to be 'wan' just to comprehend/complement the country name. |
| NYSC / Re: Nysc Funny Ladies Excited About Their Discharge Certificate by Simpson101(m): 7:49pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
laurel03:But one thing is certain, life will surely go on, no matter how hard it is and it's not all of them that will find it hard... My prayer is for the good Lord to soften life after service for them all iJn...  2 Likes |
| Entertainment / Re: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Simpson101(m): 6:45am On Feb 20, 2015 |
mikigen: Hehehehehe....more like a Negierian FEMALE-HE... fixed 1 Like |
| Politics / Re: Fayose Attacks Obasanjo, Says Ex-president Is Nigeria’s Main Enemy by Simpson101(m): 8:17pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
rabbaba:And For Your Mind, You Don Comment Be That o... #SMH4YOU 2 Likes |
| Politics / Re: Thumb Printed Ballot Papers Allegedly Intercepted In Niger State (PHOTOS) by Simpson101(m): 7:19pm On Feb 15, 2015 |
debeey87: There are lots of polling booths without voters up north, those (pre-thumb printed ballot papers) can systematically be turned to votes from those centers and mind you you centers can be created for them... This is Naija... |
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