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Politics / Re: No Borno LGA Is Under Boko Haram Control – Shettima by Sirlancelot(m): 12:37pm On Oct 12, 2023
UrbanMystique:
nigga stop spreading fake rumours up and down..

If you have proof that book haram still run a caliphate in borno kindly present it or swerve with you meaning wailing propaganda that only mor0ns would believe.
Hi sorry,my phone was stolen,all these write up do not emanate from me.Sorry for the write up
Politics / Re: Berom Killings By Fulani Herdsmen Must Stop. Please,federal Gov. (graphic Pix). by Sirlancelot(m): 4:14pm On Oct 08, 2023
SORRY SIR,I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR RHE ABOVE WRITE-UP,MY ACCOUNT WAA COMPROMISED!
Chitumu:
u claimed to have worked soldier. The ethic of army was neutrality. U taking side and even call fulani a bastard mean u have neva been in the army. bastard!
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Sirlancelot(m): 3:23pm On Feb 27, 2023
Nice one you tried
dduchess90:
Hello

Not allowed or discussed on this forum

And if you tow this part you'll get banned please removed your post

@Justwise please help

Cheers
Crime / Nairaland Super Mode by Sirlancelot(m): 3:21pm On Feb 27, 2023
This is my 10th year of being a member of this great platform.It is saddening that tribal slur,ethnic rivalry have been ravaging this platform without any attempt to nip this situation in the bud by the admin of this group.Many unfounded allegations against either Tinubu,Obi,Atiku have been peddled severally among members yet no ban or warning from the super mod of this platform.

You will continually see words like Urchin,Ipob,Afonja being used with reckless abandoned yet no ban as it is against the rules and regulations of this platform.But devil baptise you,dare advertise your products on the forum without approval,you can be banned for 30 years with hard labour.

It is such a pity Nairaland has gone down the drain in importance as I rely mostly on Twitter and Instagram for info this days.My question is; What is the main function of these super mode?Are they only existing to fish out advertisers or just being sadistic? My friend account was banned till May because he requested someone to contact me in regards to gaining admission on travel thread! You guys can take this down but I do not care whatsoever.Do the right thing and sanitize the forum instead of just being capitalist in nature.My cent

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Travel / Re: How Do I Apply For Philippines Visa by Sirlancelot(m): 1:54pm On Jan 12, 2023
myright:
are you going for hustling?
school
Travel / Re: How Do I Apply For Philippines Visa by Sirlancelot(m): 9:31pm On Jan 10, 2023
myright:
Finally
bro does philipines really worth after all?.i have a friend who just got there this January on student visa and he just enter Vietnam straight away. He says i should bring 300k forms admission at his university. I am going for masters. So boss,Philipines really worth the stress from your own point of view?
Autos / Re: Clean Honda Accord Eod With Original Custom Duty by Sirlancelot(m): 10:43am On Dec 27, 2022
1.2m
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 22 by Sirlancelot(m): 9:50am On Dec 27, 2022
Hi dear nairalanders,complement.i just applied for admission in Canada but how to pay the admission fee of 120 cad is really giving me sleepless night. I have used my naira card but it keeps bringing error hitches.
Anyone here that can help?i will pay the money in naira or any idea how it is done. Thank you.I will apply for the dollar card later.
Travel / Canadian University Application Fee by Sirlancelot(m): 9:15am On Dec 27, 2022
Hi dear nairalanders,complement.i just applied for admission in Canada but how to pay the admission fee of 120 cad is really giving me sleepless night. I have used my naira card but it keeps bringing error hitches.
Anyone here that can help?i will pay the money in naira or any idea how it is done. Thank you.I will apply for the dollar card later.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Suffering And Woes In Lapo Microfinance Bank Ltd by Sirlancelot(m): 12:49pm On Oct 29, 2022
Lord have mervy grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by Sirlancelot(m): 6:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
Don't mind the guys here,most of them are kids.Just follow your heart.
Career / Re: Advice Needed Concerning Certification To Support My Career by Sirlancelot(m): 5:04pm On May 23, 2022
Honestly will use it for baby milk as my boys almosts sap my wife into skeleton. Funny but ain't easy
Moyinoluwa35:
just two people, what can 2k do for u, pls quote me and ur account number i will pick just two lucky people
Family / Re: How Do I Deal With This Issues Between My Wife And I? by Sirlancelot(m): 1:48pm On Mar 20, 2022
How I wish nairaland is like Instagram,you could have seen multiple helper by now.God is your strength m

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Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 10:03am On Mar 20, 2022
Thank you all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Was Given A Suspension Letter by Sirlancelot(m): 2:19pm On Mar 07, 2022
Disappointed

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Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 2:18pm On Mar 07, 2022
Thanks all
Crime / Re: Photos Of Soldier Donatus Vonkong Killed By Drunk Policeman In Borno by Sirlancelot(m): 8:03pm On Feb 04, 2022
Normal occurrence in the theatre,so bad he paid the supreme
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Demands 2022 Hilux, Iphones, Others As Birthday Presents (pix) by Sirlancelot(m): 10:29am On Feb 02, 2022
The sex scandal really defamed her.I once adore those days

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Education / Re: Nigerian Universities That Process Transcript Collection The Fastest Vs Slowest by Sirlancelot(m): 4:23pm On Jan 26, 2022
Seriously it is nit that bad in UI.I got mine within 4 working days if you follow normal procedures
Sports / Re: Messi Has Second-Worst Conversion Rate Of Any Player In Europe’s Top Five League by Sirlancelot(m): 10:02am On Jan 26, 2022
emekachief:
I need Facebook account. It must be more than five years old
how much you will pay
Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 7:20pm On Jan 05, 2022
I do not really have low self esteem. Guess you have never gone that path before.It eats beyond anything psychological. You keep trying, yet never enoughto survive life. Can you imagine at a point my mum died,I can't foot the bill of medicals ambulance to convey her to burial ground!
You have never been there before. My old school mate that snubbed me due to my poor life gave me huge uppercut greater than even the loss of my mum.
I pray you never experience half of what I passed through.
FunnyDude:


He has low self esteem

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Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 7:15pm On Jan 05, 2022
Wow ,pls are you a psychologist?Too eloquent.
Abyjah:
What triggered his complaint, sir? The snubbery of an acqauintance. Was that his first time to see people doing better than himself or people in fancy restaurants? No.

"The wound by a friend is more painful than that of a stranger."

I tend to avoid my equals whom we started together but that have gone ahead of me. Not that I like hiding nor hate them. The thing is psychological. A sort of thick gloom hangs over me after such encounters.

One thing is sure though, op is ingrained with potential for great things somewhere in his subconscious. Reason for this deprssion similar to crying.

People cry when things that happen to others wake up something within them that knows it's possible in their lives too. It's why people cry at weddings and burials etc.

I cried so much in 2008 while watching the tv during the inauguration of Barak Obama as the first black president in mighty America. Seeds of greatness in me was crying out to the one it beheld blooming luxuriantly.

Maybe someday I'll be president, too grin grin grin. Please excuse my lengthy epistle if you will. Bored and depressed.
Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2022
Having kids not necessarily am achievement but they gives me joy and hope for living.
Conner44:


My 16 year old cousin knocked up a girl in his school and she’s pregnant for him

According to op and numerous Nigerians the boy has an achievement now and his mates should be envious of him for it grin

Our people’s mentality needs to be upgraded
Crime / Re: Now I Understand Why People Do Commit Suicide by Sirlancelot(m): 11:15am On Jan 05, 2022
thanks
Kingsleyebere:
Well!! You're a great man so don't look at what other people say about you! Drop your number,and also your bank details

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