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phililp:
sleept in a room with ma friend and her bea.. day break.. i was lying front to back behind my friends bae as if was spoon fvck style.. dint know how that happened.. he was in the middle and his bea the other side.. how i managed to cross to the oza side remains a mistery to me..


i woke up fist.. i was shocked; i quickly stood up. then realised she was long awake

she thought it was funny..
for me it was ******

NIGHTMAREOO7:
wtf... I Hav seen it all.
Seun u can now close nairaland.

BiafraBushBoy:
smiles...

I mean real sex with a good pussyy to go.

MzLarem:
I dream...that shit is weird mehn

VargasVee:
Nothing about your list is weird.

Some happen due to stress, the others just happen to a set.

rosieluv:
being awake while sleeping

BiafraBushBoy:
I have sex while asleep

Modsenemy:
I use to fly , swim, eat meat ,drink blood while sleeping

oladipo322:
some people can mess when sleeping

SINZ:
I breathe while sleeping

Mariinee:
Lol..funny.

What's with the crowd tho?

Mariinee:
The Hormones,miss.
Didn't you do biology?

Olanrewaju2015:
4 wia lip

falconey:
Lol ....Reductio ad absurdum.

First, the 2nd paragraph was about two people he was included, I had to because you were just ass licking him all through.

2nd, I'm gonna do justice and help you clarify how the law works, Since you were overwhelmed by hatred and grief and it has obstruct your good sense of comprehension. The rule states Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.
.

This is what it's signifies : AFTER being ban don't use an alternate that has even a bit of connection to the banned moniker. you can have zilllion of monikers but should be registered before you were banned, sometimes even if it is don't bring it to the mods' awareness. you are new your ignorance and inference is justified. How difficult is that to assimilate?

Lol you said calling the mods doesn't solve the problem, all right but you never provide a better alternative but rant and rant about mods' injustice I spent 5 of 7 months of 2017 serving ban with main handler without complaining of injustice, I'm an outlaw and I have back up when things go south.

Next time mike If you are gonna antagonise someone's solution to a problem make sure you have alternatives line up.

falconey:
LWKM hatred for who it's obvious you're a fan of his (you mentioned him twice in one post), If you wanna lick his ass do it without stumbling on my mentions. The thread isn't about him and I didn't read the said deleted post, if the thread were about him I wouldn't have commented because the last thing I would give a Bleep about right now is an e-personality.

How on earth could you have decipher my remarks was centered around him? FYI I don't give a fuck_ about his posts or the Op's
brawl

Bottomline, You deviated from the point in your quest to make sense. The topic is cyber bully not moderators' injustice, mind you mynd44_ isn't the only enforcer there is. We all have complaints about his actions and judgements so quit ranting.

Funny contradiction, you claimed nairaland is as lawless as it can ever be and you got banned for using an alternate. lol

falconey:
People are who they are, in the grand order of life we have those of peace and those of chaos and between them lies the law enforcement agency, in this case:

BULLIES :those of chaos

VICTIMS :those of peace

LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENTS: moderators.

with that being elaborated, WHEN you get attacked for your opinions or any other reasons if you can't fight back call a law enforcer (mods). It's that simple, Nairaland isn't a lawless cyber space. You can report an abusive mention/quote anytime with immediate effect.

Sometimes you don't have to fight to win.

Syphonn:
There is just one question there?

Syphonn:
Has this ever happened to any of you guys out there? You find a gorgeous, full figured, 5 foot 11 inches woman, coffee brown complexion, with long flowering hair, ruby red lips, sparkling eyes. And you take her home, with pride only to wake up with a flat-chested, 5 foot 2 inches chick that is black as charcoal, bad, a chapped-lipped chick with crossed eyes and stilettos off. Why in the name of all humanity do women do this to us? What you see is not actually what you get when it comes to this gender. This is just so wrong. It is false advertising, so justice must be done. If we guys have no choice but manage with our ugly mugs and out-of-shape bodies, then so should women.

Read more on this at www.healthyfeedz.com

More interesting topics are on the website, this is just a tip of the iceberg.

HannahHitler:
I am already a lesbian and it's for free sef. abeg where I go sign?
even for 1k sef

lool

Maglorix:
loool...u must be really homophobic

navzla:
pls o I'm new here,someone should pls explain to me wat fish has to do with this section