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No. Though I'm not a lady but I can answer for some. 'Some' Just look at the cellulite and her tommy... Eww! I like it flat |
How does this stops her husband from cheating? Besides, she's gon' pay the medical bills and might face jail term depending on the law there. The financial burden might come back on the husband if the wife is a stay-home-wife. He's gon' pay the medical bills not leaving out the deformation caused from the attack Pepper amongst other things. I pity her clit tho 'cause I know how my dick feels each time I mistakenly touch it after chopping pepper Lawd! I can't wait for power S4e5 |
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Some men are stupid. Plain stupid ![]() 'E-goat' ![]() What was he hoping to achieve by defaming her? Don't the fool know she has incriminating evidence against him. Now she has his balls in her hands and can grind it (do whatsoever she wants) with a grinding stone. |
etibaba:The pix doesn't show the snake completely as the head potion is not captured. You could show me a link or a video. |
A dick in my butt hole. I don't allow people touch me not to talk of a guy get close to my... Aaargh! The thought of it gives me nausea. Urgh! ![]()
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When I don't live in Badagry or anywhere close to that slum Wait! Is badagry even a slum? Dunno o |
etibaba:Half way. It couldn't swallow him completely because of the shoulder |
dollytino4real:A Python cannot swallow a fully grown man. The shoulders prevents that. A Python's mouth cannot open wider that the breadth of a man's shoulder. |
goodmorning40:
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I have tendered my apologies ma, thus, everything should be cool. CC Antibot |
vicfuntop:Apologies ferocious one. I'm sorry to have taken it too far. ![]() |
Antibot:I'm sorry ma. I'll apologize |
vicfuntop:You're quite hilarious while throwing tantrums! What is this penchant for checking DPs I smell you have? Some sorta fetish or your fiancé must be too ugly for you to incessantly keep checking guys photos? Kinda look like you're not really sure of your relationship. If you feel bad about my derogatory remarks, why don't you just hoard it deep within you and spare me the overt attempt to sound verbose with the scribbled letters. You’re right about one thing though, my DP is mine to do as I please and I reserve the right to replace it whenever with whatsoever/whomsoever I deem fit. You’re like what? 30? 33? Or 35? You’re so old that you want no one to think you ain’t taken when you finally uploaded your picture and hence the engagement ring on your display photo Exchanging words with you is like preying on the gullible. You don’t have a partner, all you have is an estranged lover who comes, wet your hole but doesn’t fail to leave without a seal of ownership and then comes back again and repeat the whole process because he has you all to himself. The ring is a deceit I tell you. Isn’t this a thread on how sure you are gonna be married to your partner? Isn’t that an engagement ring I see in your DP? Wazza mater? I didn’t see your post despite having a seal of being betrothal? Phew! The marriage’s failed before it even started. Wake from this delusion and save your gullible self from the nightmares you involved yourself. Old mama, go and marry abeg. Faked everything, faked the eyebrows, so local you had to show it by wearing a head-tie on a coat (Wouldn’t pass for a suit). Oh and btw, that coat was the first coat my mom bought when she started working and that was in the 19s'. Bet yours has a breast-pad to help lift your hamster's boobs. Talk about wearing nice attires . Couldn’t take me alone without resorting to attacking my DP ‘cause you found no flaws? Typical emotional-blackmailing tactics of a lady, and you should know that that doesn't work on me. "Ode"! Come cow, charge at me like a deranged bull so I can enjoy the thrill from spearing your sides |
sonofLuci:Lol dude. You sound like a broken record abeg. What are you? A double edge fledged sword? No where to point to? No where to attack? Choose a place and stop dangling like a swinging pendulum. You could carry out your advice without the 'rambling' shït. You just don't know where to stand right? Okay. I lay low and withdraw. This is fun to me ![]() |
vicfuntop:Who on NL is worthy to be impressed? Who on NL is worthy of my admiration? Who here is worthy of my desires? You could go through my prequel posts and see for yourself my lexical structures. I'm not here to please anyone. Be warned! I have no need for the moist passage between your legs neither do I need you airing your opinions to me. Seclude yourself out of this |
sexybbstar:Dumb, dumb, dumb and dumb! What a contradictory statement! I should resort to finding something better to do and at the same time, you need more of this? This just provrs the claptrap as what it is, hogwash, empty verbiage, claptrap. It's official, you're dull and I can't place your level of dumbness. If you're a course then I'd be the lecturer taking the course. I read you like a book. You're mine to do as I please. I am your god, your puppeteer, I do with you as I please. |
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amakadihot87:I'm being mistaken for someone else. You don't know me, Missy. |
sexybbstar:Pfft! I said and will keep saying of how dumb you are and how banal you think. What's a nice way of saying stupid? Obtuse? Dullardly? Simpleton? Is there a nice way of saying someone is more dumber than a sack of bricks? It gives me heebie-jeebies that some ill-informed folks here think you're different from other holes but the truth is, you're just a frustrated identity with a wild unquenchable, hungry and unhealthy fixation for popularity. Novel? I said it, you're a dunderhead who spends ample time striding on random phalluses instead of growing your intellectual content and value by reading books. This wouldn't pass for a novel, dummy-hoe, but you wouldn't know that would you? 'Cause all you do is sample pintles in exchange for pennies. I'm amazed as I am perplexed that you'd want to blackmail your guy (amongst other guys) into marrying you by subduing/subjecting him to reading this post. That's ridiculously insipid and I pity the poor dude as he has little to no choice after reading that 99.9% shït! What has he got? Money? More money? Enough to keep you out of business? Another way of using your blackmailing tactics to getting a husband just like you used your cunningness to skillfully mount and dismount dicks from your hole without his knowledge. Pfft! What a garbage and I bet you're as plain as a pole maybe just a little bit rat-breasted. |
amakadihot87:Sorry but have we crossed paths? As I have a vague memory encountering you and btw, I'm not here to make friends or to asslick any specie |
DarkRebel69:You're a miserable dunderhead asslicking moronic entity. To be trialed for treason would be a little punishment 'cause you committed perjury, fallacy to your species (the male fraction) and your balls should be diced and fed to the vultures as a sumptuous meal, scumbag. |
sexybbstar:Take a hike and skedaddle. I don't need your aneroxic, dead-brained dyslexic half-witted slimy slutty hoe-bag self around me |
sexybbstar:You're intrested? Don't you have multiple pm to reply to? Its the weekend and you could make money as usual, lots of money to live a lavishly-flourishing pussy-exchanged-for-money low self esteem and a gross lifestyle Oh and btw, that should do it for now pending on when next we cross paths. I hope you heed my advice of using the gun. It only takes away the pain. |
sexybbstar:It isn't wrong but overt obsession of same sex body enough to simulate the body in a pix is a glaring display of low-self esteem. A hoe with low self esteem, isn't that a rare sight?! But that wouldn't matter because you do it in exchange for the money, right? BTW, it's rare that a guy would admire the bod of his fellow. I for one don't fine anything intriguing about a guys body and that should account for the downside gap in heteroerotic men as compared to the opposite gender. Who goes to a hoe and comes back with evidence that he was with one? Huh? That only reveals his degraded immoral lifestyle and an average Nigerian is a hypocrite. There's no question to answer as you could pick the answers from what I wrote. Thought people were awed by your intelligence?! You seem dumbstruck to me. You could use the gun to end your miserable life since it's a classic way to escape the burden/urge that comes with exchanging money for that hole. |
sexybbstar:Countless times on this forum have you mentioned your love for endowed ladies. Isn't that why your back is arched to give the similitude of a big ass (which BTW isn't working) in your DP? Isn't that what HOES do to sell themselves wide open to the public to spark and create opportunities to showcase their trades? Due to your regularity in this section which has helped increased your knowledge about the kinda girl a guy likes, the perfect curves up and down, all these helped you with information on how to grow your base. Carve a small niche, create a fan base, grow your niche and have them flocking in. Have them send you pm, go through the profiles and when you find your type, the tall and slim dude, you reply and the meeting is set up. Return back and act a saint like a meeting never took place. I just hope the money you collect is enough to keep you in business. sexybbstar: |
sexybbstar:Every HOE-l is gonna get married but that wouldn't stop their obsession for different/multiple phalluses. Woe betides a dude who gets into a marital vow with such. Every relationship should end in marriage but not all partners are marriageable, especially if the POO-see could be exchanged for money |
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. By the way, the guy I bashed didn't reply. I thought after all his confidence he will give a nice clapback
Was this what you were taught? Why do you have to sound so condescending to a lady. This isn't right and I urge that you apologize to her. It is purely insipid for you to have done that. There's no reason to to be cruel to a person and moreover, by a woman you were conceived and with a woman also will you bring forth. This is degrading to me and it shouldn't repeat itself. I really had high hopes for you
Who on nairaland is worthy of your admiration? Are you kidding me. Isn't that your picture on your profile? You even had to upload it by 1:36am. The least you could have done was to wear a good shirt and it would have distracted me from your cartoon like features