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RomanceRe: Ladies, Would You Rock This Crazy One Piece Jumpsuit To A Party (photo)? by SirMichael1: 10:23pm On Jul 19, 2017
No. Though I'm not a lady but I can answer for some. 'Some'

Just look at the cellulite and her tommy... Eww! I like it flat
CrimeRe: Angry Wife Puts Pepper In The Vagina Of Her Husband's Side Chick In Vietnam by SirMichael1:

How does this stops her husband from cheating? Besides, she's gon' pay the medical bills and might face jail term depending on the law there.

The financial burden might come back on the husband if the wife is a stay-home-wife. He's gon' pay the medical bills not leaving out the deformation caused from the attack

Pepper amongst other things. shocked That's cruel

I pity her clit tho 'cause I know how my dick feels each time I mistakenly touch it after chopping pepper


Lawd! I can't wait for power S4e5
RomanceRe: I'm A New Commer by SirMichael1: 9:48pm On Jul 19, 2017
What's your alt? undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Share Sex Chat With A Married Man Busy Defaming Her On Facebook by SirMichael1: 9:40pm On Jul 19, 2017
Some men are stupid. Plain stupid angry

'E-goat' angry

What was he hoping to achieve by defaming her? Don't the fool know she has incriminating evidence against him. Now she has his balls in her hands and can grind it (do whatsoever she wants) with a grinding stone.
AgricultureRe: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by SirMichael1: 9:35pm On Jul 19, 2017
etibaba:
Halfway?
The pix doesn't show the snake completely as the head potion is not captured.

You could show me a link or a video.
RomanceRe: Would U Consider Being Gay/lesbian Just For A Day To Earn 30 Million Bucks? by SirMichael1: 9:10pm On Jul 19, 2017
A dick in my butt hole. I don't allow people touch me not to talk of a guy get close to my... Aaargh! The thought of it gives me nausea. Urgh! angry

RomanceRe: Will You Still Marry After Seeing This ( Pics Added ) by SirMichael1: 9:00pm On Jul 19, 2017
When I don't live in Badagry or anywhere close to that slum

Wait! Is badagry even a slum? Dunno o
AgricultureRe: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by SirMichael1: 8:43pm On Jul 19, 2017
etibaba:
The theory of Python not being able to swallow an adult became a Fallacy March this year after it swallowed a grown man in Indonesia.
Half way. It couldn't swallow him completely because of the shoulder
AgricultureRe: Caught Python Alive In My Farm In Nembe, Bayelsa State (Photos, Video) by SirMichael1: 6:58pm On Jul 19, 2017
dollytino4real:
my brother run before python swellow u and ur chicken one day
A Python cannot swallow a fully grown man. The shoulders prevents that.

A Python's mouth cannot open wider that the breadth of a man's shoulder.
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Doctor Reveals What You Must Know About Blowjobs, Warns Girls by SirMichael1: 12:03am On Jul 19, 2017
goodmorning40:
As if that doc did not receive a good Mouth Action yester night

Preaching what u do not practice

RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 3:36pm On Jul 17, 2017
I have tendered my apologies ma, thus, everything should be cool.

CC Antibot
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 3:32pm On Jul 17, 2017
vicfuntop:
That will be only in marriage wink. By the way, the guy I bashed didn't reply. I thought after all his confidence he will give a nice clapback
Apologies ferocious one. I'm sorry to have taken it too far. embarassed
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 3:30pm On Jul 17, 2017
Antibot:
Michael?! sad Was this what you were taught? Why do you have to sound so condescending to a lady. This isn't right and I urge that you apologize to her. It is purely insipid for you to have done that. There's no reason to to be cruel to a person and moreover, by a woman you were conceived and with a woman also will you bring forth. This is degrading to me and it shouldn't repeat itself. I really had high hopes for you
I'm sorry ma. I'll apologize
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 1:33pm On Jul 17, 2017
vicfuntop:
Knowing how to speak English seems to be your greatest accomplishment hence your signature. I am sure you must be an Igbo boy grin Who on nairaland is worthy of your admiration? Are you kidding me. Isn't that your picture on your profile? You even had to upload it by 1:36am. The least you could have done was to wear a good shirt and it would have distracted me from your cartoon like features

You smell of attention seeking, and it's a very ugly color on a guy. Is your mind on vacation cos it seems your mouth is just working overtime. Tell me, what exactly is your excuse for acting like a bitch?

Be warned! Are you for real? Is it only a woman's genitals you can insult? I mean don't you know how to reason wide? Well if being stupid is your problem, then you are justified.

I won't be surprised if you are just an apprentice in an Igbo man's beans shop.
You're quite hilarious while throwing tantrums! What is this penchant for checking DPs I smell you have? Some sorta fetish or your fiancé must be too ugly for you to incessantly keep checking guys photos? Kinda look like you're not really sure of your relationship.

If you feel bad about my derogatory remarks, why don't you just hoard it deep within you and spare me the overt attempt to sound verbose with the scribbled letters.

You’re right about one thing though, my DP is mine to do as I please and I reserve the right to replace it whenever with whatsoever/whomsoever I deem fit.

You’re like what? 30? 33? Or 35? You’re so old that you want no one to think you ain’t taken when you finally uploaded your picture and hence the engagement ring on your display photo

Exchanging words with you is like preying on the gullible. You don’t have a partner, all you have is an estranged lover who comes, wet your hole but doesn’t fail to leave without a seal of ownership and then comes back again and repeat the whole process because he has you all to himself. The ring is a deceit I tell you.

Isn’t this a thread on how sure you are gonna be married to your partner? Isn’t that an engagement ring I see in your DP? Wazza mater? I didn’t see your post despite having a seal of being betrothal? Phew! The marriage’s failed before it even started. Wake from this delusion and save your gullible self from the nightmares you involved yourself.

Old mama, go and marry abeg.

Faked everything, faked the eyebrows, so local you had to show it by wearing a head-tie on a coat (Wouldn’t pass for a suit).

Oh and btw, that coat was the first coat my mom bought when she started working and that was in the 19s'. Bet yours has a breast-pad to help lift your hamster's boobs. Talk about wearing nice attires .

Couldn’t take me alone without resorting to attacking my DP ‘cause you found no flaws? Typical emotional-blackmailing tactics of a lady, and you should know that that doesn't work on me. "Ode"! Come cow, charge at me like a deranged bull so I can enjoy the thrill from spearing your sides
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 1:27am On Jul 17, 2017
sonofLuci:
Come you it's okay, enough of this, leave sexybbstar alone undecided drama time is over.
You have rambled on for far too long now. So stop, or you will spell out the fact you are jobless and have nothing better doing than to fight with a girl on a faceless forum.

If you don't like her. Ignore her.

Sexybbstar don't reply him again.

Is do biko
Lol dude. You sound like a broken record abeg. What are you? A double edge fledged sword? No where to point to? No where to attack? Choose a place and stop dangling like a swinging pendulum.

You could carry out your advice without the 'rambling' shït. You just don't know where to stand right?

Okay. I lay low and withdraw. This is fun to me wink
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 1:17am On Jul 17, 2017
vicfuntop:
There isn't any need for the angry face. All what you are saying to her is actually very unnecessary. It's like you are trying to impress someone on NL with the English. You are being a boy here. You should apologise
Who on NL is worthy to be impressed? Who on NL is worthy of my admiration? Who here is worthy of my desires? You could go through my prequel posts and see for yourself my lexical structures. I'm not here to please anyone.

Be warned! I have no need for the moist passage between your legs neither do I need you airing your opinions to me. Seclude yourself out of this
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 8:10pm On Jul 16, 2017
sexybbstar:
Is this the best you can come up with, smh! this epistle because of only one person.. Don't worry. Continue studying me, I'm a course on my own but you won't graduate. smiley smiley.. Don't go and find something better to do with your life. I need more of this, continue please.
Dumb, dumb, dumb and dumb! What a contradictory statement! I should resort to finding something better to do and at the same time, you need more of this? This just provrs the claptrap as what it is, hogwash, empty verbiage, claptrap. It's official, you're dull and I can't place your level of dumbness.

If you're a course then I'd be the lecturer taking the course. I read you like a book. You're mine to do as I please. I am your god, your puppeteer, I do with you as I please.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 7:33pm On Jul 16, 2017
vicfuntop:
You are trying too hard. She is a lady for Christ sake
angry
RomanceRe: See Pics Of Romanceland Most Sexiest Men-extreme Sexiness To End ur Weekend with by SirMichael1: 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2017
smiley
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 6:36pm On Jul 16, 2017
annayawchee:
[s] angry why blood spill full here na? So many fatality..... The tournament is taking another dimension, more gladiators have joined.... Watch out as sirmichael1 and darkrebel do battle[/s]
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 6:35pm On Jul 16, 2017
amakadihot87:
...... neither am i........but i used to see ur matured comments.........so i was regarding u as one with much control when it comes to bandiing words..... ...........whatever the case pls let the girl be..... .. we are not on this forum to judge anyone....
I'm being mistaken for someone else. You don't know me, Missy.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 4:30pm On Jul 16, 2017
sexybbstar:
You think I Care about all this? Lol.

When I'm busy doing important things, someone is busy writing epistles and you think I'm moved.. Lol. You had better send him the card. He needs it to replace all he had wasted in typing NOVELS.
Pfft! I said and will keep saying of how dumb you are and how banal you think. What's a nice way of saying stupid? Obtuse? Dullardly? Simpleton? Is there a nice way of saying someone is more dumber than a sack of bricks?

It gives me heebie-jeebies that some ill-informed folks here think you're different from other holes but the truth is, you're just a frustrated identity with a wild unquenchable, hungry and unhealthy fixation for popularity.

Novel? I said it, you're a dunderhead who spends ample time striding on random phalluses instead of growing your intellectual content and value by reading books. This wouldn't pass for a novel, dummy-hoe, but you wouldn't know that would you? 'Cause all you do is sample pintles in exchange for pennies.

I'm amazed as I am perplexed that you'd want to blackmail your guy (amongst other guys) into marrying you by subduing/subjecting him to reading this post. That's ridiculously insipid and I pity the poor dude as he has little to no choice after reading that 99.9% shït!

What has he got? Money? More money? Enough to keep you out of business?

Another way of using your blackmailing tactics to getting a husband just like you used your cunningness to skillfully mount and dismount dicks from your hole without his knowledge. Pfft! What a garbage and I bet you're as plain as a pole maybe just a little bit rat-breasted.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 3:46pm On Jul 16, 2017
amakadihot87:
........i had a lot of respect for you but u disapoint me now,why the choice of language?
Sorry but have we crossed paths? As I have a vague memory encountering you and btw, I'm not here to make friends or to asslick any specie
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 3:38pm On Jul 16, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Pay little mind to that pipsqueak. We, nay, I loved the photo in which you angled your ass heaven-ward grin, and it doesn't make you a hoe, but rather portrayed you as one who's not afraid of embracing her sexuality. Don't be guilted into thinking otherwise by hypocrites and lay abouts who are probably only hurting after being hit by the cold reality that that ornate piece of heavenly splendour that is your body can never be their's.

If no be say you dey Osun state, I know wetin I for don do you. grin
You're a miserable dunderhead asslicking moronic entity. To be trialed for treason would be a little punishment 'cause you committed perjury, fallacy to your species (the male fraction) and your balls should be diced and fed to the vultures as a sumptuous meal, scumbag.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 11:18pm On Jul 15, 2017
sexybbstar:
Okay sir.. Is that all or u wanna write more?
Take a hike and skedaddle. I don't need your aneroxic, dead-brained dyslexic half-witted slimy slutty hoe-bag self around me
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 10:55pm On Jul 15, 2017
sexybbstar:
Okay sir...you are correct. Is that all or you still have more to say. I'm interested.
You're intrested? Don't you have multiple pm to reply to? Its the weekend and you could make money as usual, lots of money to live a lavishly-flourishing pussy-exchanged-for-money low self esteem and a gross lifestyle

Oh and btw, that should do it for now pending on when next we cross paths.

I hope you heed my advice of using the gun. It only takes away the pain.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 10:42pm On Jul 15, 2017
sexybbstar:
No nairalander can boast that he or she has seen me before offline . (I repeat no nairalander, and anyone that claim he or she has met me before should come out with an evidence, I will appreciate it).

BTW, what's wrong when a lady likes a fellow lady's figure? Don't you guys envy fellow guys with 6packs and all that.

You haven't answer my questions..


Anyway, since I don't know you and you don't know me...
It isn't wrong but overt obsession of same sex body enough to simulate the body in a pix is a glaring display of low-self esteem. A hoe with low self esteem, isn't that a rare sight?! But that wouldn't matter because you do it in exchange for the money, right?

BTW, it's rare that a guy would admire the bod of his fellow. I for one don't fine anything intriguing about a guys body and that should account for the downside gap in heteroerotic men as compared to the opposite gender.

Who goes to a hoe and comes back with evidence that he was with one? Huh? That only reveals his degraded immoral lifestyle and an average Nigerian is a hypocrite.

There's no question to answer as you could pick the answers from what I wrote. Thought people were awed by your intelligence?! You seem dumbstruck to me.

You could use the gun to end your miserable life since it's a classic way to escape the burden/urge that comes with exchanging money for that hole.
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1:
sexybbstar:
Just name one reason that portrays me as a hoe?
The names of the multiple guys I have?
And just one person I exchanged myself with for money?
Countless times on this forum have you mentioned your love for endowed ladies. Isn't that why your back is arched to give the similitude of a big ass (which BTW isn't working) in your DP? Isn't that what HOES do to sell themselves wide open to the public to spark and create opportunities to showcase their trades?

Due to your regularity in this section which has helped increased your knowledge about the kinda girl a guy likes, the perfect curves up and down, all these helped you with information on how to grow your base.

Carve a small niche, create a fan base, grow your niche and have them flocking in. Have them send you pm, go through the profiles and when you find your type, the tall and slim dude, you reply and the meeting is set up.

Return back and act a saint like a meeting never took place. I just hope the money you collect is enough to keep you in business.

sexybbstar:
I like bumbae she's a nice sis and ENDOWED. I love endowed ladies
RomanceRe: How You 100% Certain That You Will Get Married To Your Current Partner? by SirMichael1: 7:10pm On Jul 15, 2017
sexybbstar:
99.9%
Every HOE-l is gonna get married but that wouldn't stop their obsession for different/multiple phalluses. Woe betides a dude who gets into a marital vow with such.

Every relationship should end in marriage but not all partners are marriageable, especially if the POO-see could be exchanged for money

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