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RomanceRe: I Last Long by SirMichael1: 12:08pm On Jul 14, 2017
Your sperm bank is finishing. You're going sterile
RomanceRe: A Girl Compares Me For Good To Her Ex by SirMichael1: 12:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
valJR:
Thanks for this piece but the answer is she looked confuse while she was saying that. she wants to be with me then on a second though she is scared that she might face the same faith of not been loved. Mean while she confessed with her mouth that I am a caring type. And as it is now she is not having anything to do with her x cos that are not together
So what really is your concern as she clearly said you're caring? But wait! When a lady -your girl- says 'you're caring', dude just rethink your life because she doesn't necessary mean it like the way you take it. It's like saying you're nice but the upgraded version.

Quick question aite? Have you given her reasons to doubt your love for her? If no, then be careful as she might be looking for an excuse to breakup. Ladies are damn smart and know how to cover their tracks so you might never know if she still sees her ex.

If she's got nothing for her ex, why then does she compare you with him? If she's scared that you might not love her, when then does she compare you with her ex since the relationship was a failure? Think! There's more to this than you can fathom but you can grasp a tad bit of it.

If the memory of her ex keeps flooding in, then bro I'm really sorry because your relationship is gon' crash except you try to relief her of such memories by overwriting them with yours
RomanceRe: . by SirMichael1: 8:33am On Jul 14, 2017
johnjam:
I think this song best describe how I feel. it's so painful. I gave her everything but she like someone who doesn't like her . Should I kill her or allow Karma take control? I've never felt this way before.I feel betrayed or violated. My ego and pride is bruised.

What changes after she's dead? Nothing!

How much will you spend trying to kill her? More money!

When you take a life, how would you feel? More pains and torment.

When you kill her what then happens to you? Jail time, serving years in Kirikiri and you'll hate yourself forever!

You still love her right? Let the love guide you

So think about it and judge for yourself.

Have a nice day smiley You ain't a killer, don't start!
RomanceRe: A Girl Compares Me For Good To Her Ex by SirMichael1: 8:31am On Jul 14, 2017
valJR:
Please I need advise on this one: what does it means when a girl is comparing you with her ex for good attributes. ok for clearer understanding she is comparing me to be much more better than her so called boyfriend. What does anybody think she is up to pls advice because I love so much and she knows that...
This is a hunch and you should in no way walk with it. At least not until you're sure.

Your girl is starting to like her ex again, this might be caused by the ex reaching out to her, telling her how much he still loves her and even going as far as saying derogatory things about you. Telling her how bad you take care of her and whatnot.

Now on the other hand, your babe seem loyal for now, although she's starting to like the ex. Comparing you to the good things/character between you and her ex just mean that she's tryna use logic to conquer her emotional feelings for the so-called ex in question. Her brain tells her how much you love her, her brain tells her how better than her ex you were but her heart is starting to fall back in love with ex-boo and usually, the heart wins.

Just try to read her body language, when she compares you, does she look confused, like a bit worried? Does she sulk often while you guys hangout? Check these and more.

Do have a nice day smiley
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by SirMichael1: 8:02am On Jul 14, 2017
emmanuel596:
Dutsen kuran gwari and London street see d link
http://ogashub.com.ng/heavy-rainfall-floods-houses-and-farms-in-minna-pics/
Gratutudes Monsieur smiley
RomanceRe: Photos From Dynamix Magazine Pool Party In Lagos That's Got Internet Talking by SirMichael1: 12:26am On Jul 14, 2017
Pfft! If you go and ask one of them how much is for a night, they will scornfully look at you as if you committed an abomination undecided

Hoes are filling in empty spaces very fast!
RomanceRe: Why Is It So Hard To Commit Suicide These Days by SirMichael1:
Op you're derailed mentally. A psychological imbalance has offset your semicircular canal which in turn made you lose stability and sanity tempered with. Imbecilè angry

The fact that you're here means you're still alive. Do and die jare make we know who remain and who dey go. Pffft! huh
RomanceRe: When The Body Wills... But The Spirit Is Saying 'no' by SirMichael1: 12:12am On Jul 14, 2017
zicoraads:
So I was on Facebook some few minutes back and came across this. Reminded me so much of our very own Poco Poco. And I decided to put the mirror in front of her. Don't blame me for this. Blame the malaria and typhoid embarassed Bored to death these past days.


Sometimes I am going on my merry way on Facebook/Online and then I stumble upon a post, the urge to comment is so strong, then this happens...

Satan: Comment! Tell them your mind! Show them you have sense! Can't you see this one is an idiot? You have a moral responsibility to purge the world of idiocy.

The Spirit (whispering): Not today son/daughter. Move on. Not today.

Me: I am nothing but a pencil in the hands of the creator.


Pocohantas, always see yourself as a pencil in God's hands tongue
All these verbiage is to what end? undecided
RomanceRe: A Lady Who Claimed She Was A Virgin On Facebook Got The Slam Of Her Life. by SirMichael1: 7:57pm On Jul 13, 2017
ikombe:
Na 1 month ban wey dat yeye mod give me joor.


How body na cheesy
That mod and his banning spree equals to non. Dude's got 'ban' closely written on all monikers in his NL account interface.... Him go just click am and the thing go just carry am enter another page and from there he go specify the number of days/months/years

Body dey o. How you na?
RomanceRe: See The Way Nigerian Girls Are Exposing Their Breast In Public by SirMichael1: 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2017

Awwww! This is... Hmmm... Errmm... Huh...

I just love boobs. Even better than asses. Way better

#boobGuy

I'm not a pervert, I just love appreciating God's work grin
RomanceRe: A Lady Who Claimed She Was A Virgin On Facebook Got The Slam Of Her Life. by SirMichael1: 7:26pm On Jul 13, 2017
ikombe:
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy angry angry angry angry angry
My boy grin

Where you been?
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by SirMichael1: 6:47pm On Jul 13, 2017
emmanuel596:
Minna and markurdi today
Minna? For real? What part of minna, please?
RomanceRe: What Is The Best Or Least Favorite Word You Have Heard Today? by SirMichael1: 2:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
Preshiee:
Your heart is as beautiful as your face smiley
I don't really know about your heart though but you got the looks tongue
RomanceRe: 18 Categories Of Women Who Are More Likely To Cheat On Their Spouse by SirMichael1: 6:22am On Jul 13, 2017
Judging from this, I can safely say that all ladies are hoes but I wouldn't because your article is flawed! Most ladies have at least one of these behaviours
RomanceRe: Where Is Her Parents? See The Kind Of Pictures This Young Pretty Girl Post On FB by SirMichael1:
Looks can be pretty deceiving...
RomanceRe: Take Your Time..read!! Sex,love AND Virginity !!! by SirMichael1: 6:16am On Jul 13, 2017
Good write up op! For this, your post has my seal of recognition

RomanceRe: FIVE Different Types Of Vagina With Pictures, The Feature That Define Each One by SirMichael1: 6:01am On Jul 13, 2017
Ms curtain and Ms. horseshoe have seen it all. No body is borne with a flappy twàt, wide range of phalluses attributed to that! If your babe is as flappy as that, then she's a call girl
RomanceRe: Blab: Psychology Of The Wolves (bad Guys) A Crossover Thread by SirMichael1: 5:28am On Jul 13, 2017
y3mi:
[s]And how much have you earned so far on ₦airaland for this self-appointed task of yours to sniff-out hogwash topics from one thread to another ? Anyway, I don't care because it's obvious you're the typical looser who won't concede victory after being repeatedly whipped in the game of SCRABBLE <---click link to see how you struggle to make a f00l of yourself---<<[/s]
A tactic used by all egoists even after been slapped with the truth in his face. You couldn't defend the fact that all that scrap you nonchalantly scribbled is as useless as the poo I passed out this morning and a total waste of your time, so you resorted to defending your deflated ego all in the bid to score cheap points. Scrabble is not a recognized English dictionary dummy and should in no way substitute one. It's a mere game to pass the time.

Could anything be more painful and demeaning as two persons rebuffing your mention even after creating a thread for them? It all, in assistance to what I wrote glaringly proves it it all. Empty verbiage, claptrap.

Blabbings

Charge at me like a deranged bull and let me enjoy the fun from sparring at your sides, dunderhead
RomanceRe: Do You Still fear Darkness And Being Alone In A Dark Room by SirMichael1: 12:09am On Jul 13, 2017
teehamzat:
I await the day something will appear,that ghost or demon must tell me the fvck i did wrong or who i killed, if not the spirit would see the other me for showing up unannounced undecided
grin grin That's hilarious. Is it after the spirit finish giving you excruciating slaps or before then?
RomanceRe: Chai!! I Cant Believe This Is Happening by SirMichael1: 12:02am On Jul 13, 2017
grin grin grin Is he still holding you guys the freebee??
RomanceRe: This Hot Nigerian Lady's Weight Loss Photo Got People Confused by SirMichael1: 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2017
banmee:
Seems you haven't have watched a thousand ways to die. Self medication is a terrible thing.
Fixed!

Yeah, I seldom complete it when I watch it. So many of the death scenes are terrifying. Ewww! embarassed
RomanceRe: This Hot Nigerian Lady's Weight Loss Photo Got People Confused by SirMichael1: 11:40pm On Jul 12, 2017
banmee:
Lol. You wan die abi?
Nay smiley People do it oh... Even tapeworm self

I watched a documentary like that about a fat lady that used tapeworm to slim herself down... a 1000 ways to die grin
RomanceRe: Blab: Psychology Of The Wolves (bad Guys) A Crossover Thread by SirMichael1:
y3mi:
Lazy readers aren't welcome to read my blabbings blabbing.
That might be because it's all hogwash... undecided
RomanceRe: This Hot Nigerian Lady's Weight Loss Photo Got People Confused by SirMichael1: 10:18pm On Jul 12, 2017
Leeches does a perfect job when swallowed!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Tried To Poison Me by SirMichael1: 10:03pm On Jul 12, 2017
So lying has become another cradle for self-entertaining your ever growing need for popularity angry

This folly for attention seeking is stale. undecided Your ill-entertaining claptrap holds no water.
RomanceRe: Blab: Psychology Of The Wolves (bad Guys) A Crossover Thread by SirMichael1: 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2017
Please summarize for some of us, the lazy readers embarassed
FashionRe: This Albino Lady's Makeup Transformation Photo Will Leave You Speechless by SirMichael1: 7:58pm On Jul 12, 2017
bullabong:
u sound so disgusting! Did she create herself?? Ugly f00l like u.
You bastard! She didn't create herself and therefore shouldn't change her looks. That's what she intended doing through the makeup. A visible show of low self-esteem!

Your father should have jerked off with the sperm that produced a waste formed through the conjugation with an ovary and held intact in the uterus for 9-months all in a bid to produce you, a miniature low-life minion... The effort to form a zygote with a myopic sense of understanding was just a futile waste as you've just proved it

I'll be more disgusting as we proceed, sot!
RomanceRe: 'HEADED' Pictures Of Iamairforce1 by SirMichael1: 2:12pm On Jul 12, 2017
durentchigozie:
sharrap.
Your daddy! undecided
FashionRe: This Albino Lady's Makeup Transformation Photo Will Leave You Speechless by SirMichael1: 11:01am On Jul 12, 2017
Holy grail! WTF!

However you paint her, that black distinguishing spots will always be there. If you like, rub am with oil paint.

Just look at her chest self undecided
RomanceRe: 'HEADED' Pictures Of Iamairforce1 by SirMichael1: 12:51am On Jul 12, 2017
Op, your life is thwarted. The only person you follow is d douche iamairforce and you still created a thread for him. That shows how deeply committed you are to his brand angry

Pray tell op, are you gay? undecided

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