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Your sperm bank is finishing. You're going sterile |
valJR:So what really is your concern as she clearly said you're caring? But wait! When a lady -your girl- says 'you're caring', dude just rethink your life because she doesn't necessary mean it like the way you take it. It's like saying you're nice but the upgraded version. Quick question aite? Have you given her reasons to doubt your love for her? If no, then be careful as she might be looking for an excuse to breakup. Ladies are damn smart and know how to cover their tracks so you might never know if she still sees her ex. If she's got nothing for her ex, why then does she compare you with him? If she's scared that you might not love her, when then does she compare you with her ex since the relationship was a failure? Think! There's more to this than you can fathom but you can grasp a tad bit of it. If the memory of her ex keeps flooding in, then bro I'm really sorry because your relationship is gon' crash except you try to relief her of such memories by overwriting them with yours |
johnjam: What changes after she's dead? Nothing! How much will you spend trying to kill her? More money! When you take a life, how would you feel? More pains and torment. When you kill her what then happens to you? Jail time, serving years in Kirikiri and you'll hate yourself forever! You still love her right? Let the love guide you So think about it and judge for yourself. Have a nice day You ain't a killer, don't start! |
valJR:This is a hunch and you should in no way walk with it. At least not until you're sure. Your girl is starting to like her ex again, this might be caused by the ex reaching out to her, telling her how much he still loves her and even going as far as saying derogatory things about you. Telling her how bad you take care of her and whatnot. Now on the other hand, your babe seem loyal for now, although she's starting to like the ex. Comparing you to the good things/character between you and her ex just mean that she's tryna use logic to conquer her emotional feelings for the so-called ex in question. Her brain tells her how much you love her, her brain tells her how better than her ex you were but her heart is starting to fall back in love with ex-boo and usually, the heart wins. Just try to read her body language, when she compares you, does she look confused, like a bit worried? Does she sulk often while you guys hangout? Check these and more. Do have a nice day ![]() |
emmanuel596:Gratutudes Monsieur ![]() |
Pfft! If you go and ask one of them how much is for a night, they will scornfully look at you as if you committed an abomination ![]() Hoes are filling in empty spaces very fast! |
Op you're derailed mentally. A psychological imbalance has offset your semicircular canal which in turn made you lose stability and sanity tempered with. Imbecilè ![]() The fact that you're here means you're still alive. Do and die jare make we know who remain and who dey go. Pffft! ![]() |
zicoraads:All these verbiage is to what end? ![]() |
ikombe:That mod and his banning spree equals to non. Dude's got 'ban' closely written on all monikers in his NL account interface.... Him go just click am and the thing go just carry am enter another page and from there he go specify the number of days/months/years Body dey o. How you na? |
Awwww! This is... Hmmm... Errmm... Huh... I just love boobs. Even better than asses. Way better #boobGuy I'm not a pervert, I just love appreciating God's work |
emmanuel596:Minna? For real? What part of minna, please? |
Preshiee:I don't really know about your heart though but you got the looks ![]() |
Judging from this, I can safely say that all ladies are hoes but I wouldn't because your article is flawed! Most ladies have at least one of these behaviours |
Looks can be pretty deceiving... |
Good write up op! For this, your post has my seal of recognition
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Ms curtain and Ms. horseshoe have seen it all. No body is borne with a flappy twàt, wide range of phalluses attributed to that! If your babe is as flappy as that, then she's a call girl |
y3mi:A tactic used by all egoists even after been slapped with the truth in his face. You couldn't defend the fact that all that scrap you nonchalantly scribbled is as useless as the poo I passed out this morning and a total waste of your time, so you resorted to defending your deflated ego all in the bid to score cheap points. Scrabble is not a recognized English dictionary dummy and should in no way substitute one. It's a mere game to pass the time. Could anything be more painful and demeaning as two persons rebuffing your mention even after creating a thread for them? It all, in assistance to what I wrote glaringly proves it it all. Empty verbiage, claptrap. Charge at me like a deranged bull and let me enjoy the fun from sparring at your sides, dunderhead |
teehamzat: That's hilarious. Is it after the spirit finish giving you excruciating slaps or before then? |
Is he still holding you guys the freebee?? |
banmee:Fixed! Yeah, I seldom complete it when I watch it. So many of the death scenes are terrifying. Ewww! ![]() |
banmee:Nay People do it oh... Even tapeworm selfI watched a documentary like that about a fat lady that used tapeworm to slim herself down... a 1000 ways to die ![]() |
y3mi:That might be because it's all hogwash... ![]() |
Leeches does a perfect job when swallowed! |
So lying has become another cradle for self-entertaining your ever growing need for popularity ![]() This folly for attention seeking is stale. Your ill-entertaining claptrap holds no water. |
Please summarize for some of us, the lazy readers ![]() |
bullabong:You bastard! She didn't create herself and therefore shouldn't change her looks. That's what she intended doing through the makeup. A visible show of low self-esteem! Your father should have jerked off with the sperm that produced a waste formed through the conjugation with an ovary and held intact in the uterus for 9-months all in a bid to produce you, a miniature low-life minion... The effort to form a zygote with a myopic sense of understanding was just a futile waste as you've just proved it I'll be more disgusting as we proceed, sot! |
durentchigozie:Your daddy! ![]() |
Holy grail! WTF! However you paint her, that black distinguishing spots will always be there. If you like, rub am with oil paint. Just look at her chest self ![]() |
Op, your life is thwarted. The only person you follow is d douche iamairforce and you still created a thread for him. That shows how deeply committed you are to his brand ![]() Pray tell op, are you gay? ![]() |
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You ain't a killer, don't start!


Bored to death these past days. 
