₦airaland Forum

Tiny23:
I know.

You sure ain't serious about the phone then.

Make your presence more commanding... Show me a prove that you exist and that you aren't a work of science. Like a robot or AI. 'Pishure' ooo, pishure??

Don't worry dear, I won't use your photo for ritual, not yet anyway

Tiny23:
Give me the phone first,will use the phone to take a picture of me in my hijab and dot.

Have you forgotten the phone has no camera?

Tiny23:
Hahahaha

So what's it gonna be?

Abortions:
PERHAPs YuR FON iS BAD

Or perhaps your skunk of a brain forgot to upload it.

You just uploaded it now, dummy.

Graphic photos nko?

Tiny23:
Because,I am a Muslim, happy?


Oya,wey my phone?

That's a shock! Well, since I don't believe you, I'll need a prove. Like a pic of you on hijab with that dot (.) on your forehead. If you know what I mean

Tiny23:
A little,where's my phone?

Pipe down... I need to know who I'm giving my phone to. Just incase

Who taught you Arabic?

greyboy5000:
I tell you the thing dey confusing somehow

Lol. If she reply you the star, abeg mention me jare

greyboy5000:
name is Bose
Surname with held
Is the star interpreted in youruba as in irawo or just star in English

Lmao, that's a savage question. She made it clear by writing that it ends with STAR. What ends with STAR....? PórnSTAR

But why will pornstàr be censored in NL na? pornstàr=IndecentStar

Ask how the number of videos she's made so far nau

sexybbstar:
Surname starts from B, name starts from B while second name ends with STAR

Tiny23:
Habeebullah

You understand Arabic? Wow! That's nice o

Nma27:
Hollywood movie. Well, I'm definitely not a boring somebody.
Don't u have a gf to liven your existence??

I will check it out.

You're boring and there's no arguing that. Just read through your post and tell me if it cracks you up?

Gf?! After all the stuffs I read here about ladies and how disloyal they are? Nah, I don't. Wouldn't want one even when offered on a platter, atleast not now, maybe when I'm ready to get married. Although I tried getting one until she 'friendzoned', I tell you, it was really a bad experience that I wouldn't want to recall But you ladies are tricky sha

Davido 30 billion for the akant

Goan sit over something cold

Nma27:
I doubt that. Go download Chips.. The movie should make u laugh. Gimme a feedback when you've seen d movie

Hope it isn't a Nigerian movie cos I distaste anything Nollywood? And BTW, are you this boring or it happens on occasions?

Nma27:
Lolzz.... Guy swerve jor. Carry your coldness somewhere else

No be una dey do savagery? Oya nau... Tickle me. Common! You're getting tired? There's a lot you can do to put a smile on my face.

Nma27:
Your worst Nightmare...

And this is supposed to be a savage reply??! Chai! You're hopeless

Nma27:
We didn't beg you to carry the problems of 9ja on your shoulders... Chill out

...and you are?

I was having a good day until I read this. Phew! Is this the best y'all could do with humor?

EmpresFIDEL:
you need Jesus

Hoe, so from needing a fūçkīñg job to 'I need Jesus' right? Why don't you take a hike with your flat bony ass outta my sight. Huh?! Can you do that for me?

Safiaaa:
Im sure once she comes back to you, she wont feel anything again

You're heartless. The hole would have enlarged so much so that his minute phalluses won't be able to feel the walls of her twat_

Raheemzee:
hon. Pat's gateman, e really pain you sha....people live up to a hundred,not because they eat good food but because they stay above hate....dick sucking gay,iceprince is more successful than both my paternal and maternal family members combined... Swallow that!

Yes and even that gormless cretin you douche call a father.

Why don't you upload the photo of the lady and lemme be the judge of her beauty. As for your question op, the girl is a hoe-losho so why would she belong only to your friend. The pomo is for everyone na

Fmartin:
its weekend bonanza..

which of the key holder do you like?

Op, I don't think that's the right question. It ought to be... 'Guys, what size of key holder do you have?'

Raheemzee:
stupid attention seeker.... OK,we don notice you.bye!

You're not worthy of being call a fathomless retard_ because it will be an insolence to retards. Dirty cocksucking scumbag! Take your silly ass and skedaddle the hell outta my mention

EmpresFIDEL:
joblessness is a sin

Slüt, since you work as a mod on NL, why don't you do your fūçkīñg job and stay the hell outta mine.

So you think the crapy empty verbiage you nonchalantly scribbled holds water? You need a fūçkīñg job slimy-hoe, a real one moròn.

Broke ass nigga! Just be enjoying the remaining 'change' you have left in your account until you tend to street begging. I can't even remember when last he released a song that was a hit.

Mehn... The money from his last hit 'Aboki' is still putting food on his table... The money go soon finish like Efe's N25mil

Good call. He's lyrically out of business.

He thinks he can sing a combination of hogwash and claptrap for long?

Victornezzar:
#Yawns
Bro please don't quote me again

Ama quote your silly ass any fūçkīñg day, douche. What happened? Ran out of retorts? You're just not a worthy opponent, scum. A retard who was given a handheld doesn't make him any less a retard or a psychopathic illiterate. Stop being a sissy and grow up already.

Victornezzar:
e pain am oo

You see why I called you a kid? Someone else just affirmed it. I pity your silly unconsolable attention deprived self. Know who you are (a kid) and stop ranting on all threads.

jakandeola:
guy am at work I dont av ur time I see u as a kid I let u go