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FALCONEYrebirth:
you detest that don't you? makes you feel inferior during intercourse.

Monalisa185:
ayam nuh understanding ooo

Estharfabian:


yeah, keep telling yourself that.

Monalisa185:
semi albino where you been

Theoritical:
Op is still a virgin

Estharfabian:

Porns Are mostly staged. the moaning, crying facade is mostly to boost y'all deflating male egoz. to make you feel like some kind of Alpha male. **Rolls eyes**

So, You'd be surprised whenever you eventually decide to lose your virginity, your girlfriend just lies back, staring at you Like A mannequin. making Just grunts, Telling you not to suffocate her.

NairalandDSS:
meaningless

beneviv:
Ermmm

MEGGATRON:
[color=#99000a] lwkm hahahahaha no forget your Nairaland ex saga wey shake romance section for months, that one no pass front-page palava? who fit forget your name for this section and the Oga tosy the deacon of women affairs in ROMANCE LIVING MINISTRY. [/color]

MEGGATRON:


how they wan take catch them wey their names na chibuike, Wasiu, Abdullahi but their nairaland moniker na dingbang OBTsubtle firstking01

OBTSubtle:
Most of the things that make front page..


We have no idea how they got there or why they got there..

Hack:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-6tBkxQSSANQ/VaZvgr935qI/AAAAAAAAACg/GOsGgeYnXUM/s640/scr6.png[/img]

[img]http://2.bp..com/-qRAudgkx0L4/VaZvGaSbrJI/AAAAAAAAACM/09Y1jL5tWAI/s640/scr1.png[/img]

Hello, here's a text based tutorial on how to cartoonize your photo with Photoshop CS6.

NOTE: It can also be done on CS4.

First of all before you start you should have at least a good quality picture and Photoshop.

Step 1: Open the Photo in Photoshop, then navigate to "Layers" and double click on it.

Step 2: Create a New Layer, then name it "Sketch"..

[img]http://3.bp..com/-dIRkfeoP9iM/VaZvFw1KZLI/AAAAAAAAAB4/AT_Ea8MQfBk/s320/src2.png[/img]

Step 3: Click on Brush tool Or press "B" on your keyboard, set the brush size to 3% and hardness to 100%

Step 4: Click on the layer "Sketch" then click on the Pen Tool or Press "P" on your keyboard, and take the pen tool to trace around the image or an object in the image..

NOTE: Using the PEN Tool will be hard for new users, I had the same problem, but after some time i got used to it..

Step 5: After you're done tracing, RIGHT click on your mouse and select Stroke Path, then select Brush in the drop-down, and click OK.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-iTwa0DfP_c4/VaZvGoe0qbI/AAAAAAAAACA/jx-W9Jemiro/s320/src4.png[/img]

NOTE: If you get to a point whereby you cant trace round, hold down ALT and click on the LITTLE POINT.

NOTICE: Repeat Step 5 till the image and/or/with an object is fully traced.

Step 6: Create A New Layer, name is Color, Set the blending mode of the layer "Color" to Multiply.



Step 7: Use the Eye tool (Press E) to select the image/objects color, then Press B(Brush) and set the size to what u think is good enough to add a fill. Then goto Layers click on Color layer, then use the brush tool to add a fill to the color layer.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-mEcB4oHbzKs/VaZvIgkZjqI/AAAAAAAAACQ/xVLQxdfkd64/s320/src5.png[/img]

NOTE: Make sure you Click On the EYE icon on the main photo, (That is to disable it.)

Do Step 7 till the cartoon is fully formed, at first it'll look weird but keep trying..


At the end, you should have this -

[img]http://3.bp..com/-KTnlW13gw64/VaZvI6EJzpI/AAAAAAAAACU/BKcteScyD94/s1600/wiz.jpg[/img]

Source: http://www.voiceofng.com

JoaquinElChapo:
Get yourself a TeddyBear or doll barbie. I'd have suggested a robot but I'm sure you can't afford one

Raine80:
Ask her what it is she wants to work on and you have to see if that's achievable or not.
If you are working in a gym then it's a case off showing her what needs to be done then observe her technique if you are that worried stick to routines that have little or no touching. Saying that some women come to the gym with alterior motives so if she starts to bend in all sorts of peculiar positions that always seem to position her ass in your directon as well as constantly saying "I can't do this help me !" Then it's safe to assume it was never about working out in the first place the girl just wanted to spend time with you...

sweettease:
Plis don't come and come and corrupt my tender mind

plenitude:
as someone earlier suggested, get her a female coach.....but i must say,the best advice is the one you give yourself

Fourwinds:
hmmmmm....I'm home with this text meeeeennnnhhhh...key words "Never let ur ATTENTION control ur DIRECTION". a message for d male folks especially our useless members of d national assembly

laurenziz6:
How can u not want to fvck ur crush Something is wrong somewhere

BoboYekini:
I have been training for YEARS, so trust me, I never say random stuff.
I leave you now, SirMicheal.

Raine80:
why did you agree?

Personal training is going to involve touching and correct positioning now if things are going to be coming to attention when you are with clients then maybe you might want to consider having a group rather than one person ...you might need witnesses.

BoboYekini:
Abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym. Mostly.

dacblogger:
you have to learn how to control yourself, dnt let your body control you, be in control of your body..
learn to face your fears and nt run from them...