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Romance › Re: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 6:32pm On Jan 13, 2017

Estharfabian:

lol.

Saaaaay What?
LMFAO.
and thanks for Complimenting my Accent. lol

Sorry buh hope this doesn't give you the idea that I like you cry

I compliment people when I'm bored (I tell you, I easily am). Drink milk and stay strong, alright?

Romance › Re: Why Are Boys On This Forum So Ugly,ewwwww by SirMichael1: 6:25pm On Jan 13, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=limegreen]mmm Kay. But I wonder how u know this unless yer online too

Don't answer that because I don't actually care.

But what I do care 2 know is why u feel the need ta force yer way into my mentions 2 tell me U've been watching and keeping track of me.

Guy pls yer interest in my doings is yer business but pls don't alert me u've been eyeing me I don't wanna know ..[/color]

But I wonder how u know this unless yer online too

I do come online once in a while. I don't stay' online regularly as do you. Don't ask how I know because its pretty obvious.

You wanna know how?? Aite, here's how... NL has a default font and you don't use that... You go about every thread with your noise making skills having no thoughts whatsover to how myopic your reasoning behind every post are.

They say if you've got it, flaunt it You did do that here and that's enough. grin

You wanna troll here, do it wisely without been everywhere. embarassed

Guy pls yer interest in my doings is yer business but pls don't alert me u've been eyeing me

Sorry to break it to you buh I really don't like you cry

P.S. You could smell a poo from yards away. I don't need to keep track on you.

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Romance › Re: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 5:52pm On Jan 13, 2017

fuckboys:
we know you've been dying to service estharfabian or laveda ,, just sign up and we might assign you to one of them

If you read my previous post, you'd notice I wrote something about your 'sense' thing (Yeah! I actually did)... I thought when you finally returned you would have gotten some, little did I know you'd have gone worse.

And ermm... As for estharfabian, she has a nice accent, I would gladly sell my 'daddy's' land just to have her but she's gay and I don't do lesbians.

Laveda! Laveda!! Ah! Where do I put her?? cry

looks like a tomboy to me.. Her complexion alone is a turn off. I like my women fair.

Still op. Go get some 'sense'. Common sense would have made you not to quote some of the ladies you did mention. Even if it was on a lighter note

Romance › Re: Why Are Boys On This Forum So Ugly,ewwwww by SirMichael1: 5:37pm On Jan 13, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=coral]na lie Truth [/color]

What's this one doing here again? undecided

Do you have to reply to every thread... You just can't resist the urge to type right.

Something tells me you have nothing doing with your free time except coming online, nagging and bashing whatever or whomsoever quotes you and its not limited to on any thread about guys.

Do you care for a job? angry

Romance › Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by SirMichael1: 11:41am On Jan 13, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]u obviously or u wouldn't have confronted me[/color]

Nope, all I see is a disheartening comment and an egocentric character. You saw beyond the main purpose of this thread (the picture) into what you dislike or not.

That in itself is shìt!

Romance › Re: ??? by SirMichael1: 10:51am On Jan 13, 2017

Silentscreamer:
Ok.. I love dis ur natural formula..

Yeah, you should give it a try wink

Romance › Re: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 12:46am On Jan 13, 2017

Enters the thred
*Observes that the op no get sense*
*Leaves thread to go look for 'sense' to get*
*Still couldn't find.*
Op. I think it's a generational something. They aff already start 'knacking' your drum in the village

After fuckíng all this bitches what do you think you'd get??

Syphilis, HIV, gonorrhoea etc especially that estharfabian and laveda. I don't trust em

And when you quote me, please don't do that virgin shít, biko

Romance › Re: See What Guys Now Wear To Deceive Ladies by SirMichael1: 12:35am On Jan 13, 2017

Hahaha...Don't need those cause I've got the natural one. grin

Romance › Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by SirMichael1: 12:28am On Jan 13, 2017

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=coral] all I could focuse on was the guys toe sandels.
I dislike sandels on guys [/color]

Why you telling this to us huh

Who care about what you dislike or not? angry

Infact, who you epp? undecided

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Romance › Re: To My Future Husband Who Is Somewhere Now by SirMichael1: 12:15am On Jan 13, 2017

Wetin concern me for this one..

I've got a plane to catch. Mtcheew!

Romance › Re: ??? by SirMichael1: 12:07am On Jan 13, 2017

Silentscreamer:
Be nice.. U dont refer to a lady dat way.... Just wanna improve my skin tone. Will be going into modelling pretty soon.

Whaa?! You say whaaa? Modelling?? shocked

Abeg abeg no even near that place.

To be frank and nice with you, you really need to lighten your skin tone. You'll look more pretty. I once read about how yughort, honey and taking oranges help.

Here's how

Gently rub plain yogurt onto your skin. Leave it on for a few minutes and then wash it off with lukewarm water. Do this once daily for several weeks to notice a significant change in your complexion.

Alternatively, mix one tablespoon of fresh yogurt with one-half tablespoon of honey. Apply the mixture on your face and neck. Leave it on for 10 to 15 minutes and then wash it off with water. Do this daily to improve your skin tone and complexion.

Also, regular consumption of orange gives a lighter complexion

It doesn't hurt to try

Family › Re: How Do I Quit My Marriage Of 2 Years Without Hurting Her? by SirMichael1: 10:45pm On Jan 12, 2017

aflyingbird:
U were just wit her for da sex then ? U left ur main chick for her when she got pregnant , thou u didn't love her , now u want 2 leave her cuz she lies a lot n u don't luv her , buh u knew all these b4 u married her nau . U were lying 2 ur main chick when u were with her too , she probably didn't know u were cheating on her wiv dside chick u now want 2 leave

I love this writeup. cheesy

Damn! Karma is a bítch grin

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Romance › Re: Has Glo Started Switching Data Off At Night Like PHCN by SirMichael1: 10:14am On Jan 11, 2017

Nigga, this isn't the place to advertise glo. Head over to d phone/computer section.

Romance › Re: off by SirMichael1: 10:12am On Jan 11, 2017

Roy11:
thanks bro...God bless u.

You're welcome... I could go on and on but lemme stop here.

Stop fûcking things inside skirt abeg. Just my precious piece of advice to you. Trust me dude, you're not gonna get anything close to this answer in a long time. Yeah! A really long time

Romance › Re: My Last Statement About The Account Issue, The Truth Will Defend An Honest Man by SirMichael1: 9:59am On Jan 11, 2017

Aderola15:
Next week baby

Baby?

You don dey book husband abi?

When it started occurring to you guys that he could be right, y'all going about calling him (the so-called troll) sweet names right?

Adonbilivit... Poke me more abeg

Y'all go about discrediting people only to come back for papers?! Common füking bank notes shocked

Whoever said 'karma is a bìtch' was damn right!

Romance › Re: off by SirMichael1: 9:28am On Jan 11, 2017*

Now wait a sec here.. huh

When you were only with the first one, it didn't occur to you to change even after she killed a human What was that your reason again?... Ehen! She helped you through to NYSC Even in NYSC you still get help! What a baby shocked

The second got pregnant but aborted and you can't leave her cause she's nice and you're dull? huh

Something tells me you know you lack wisdom but you still want people to confirm it. Well, there you go

Now what sort of person asks an unreasonable question hoping to get a reasonable answer?

Now you deflowered the 3^rd (I don't think this will be d last tho) and you decided to change and live a good life out of the blues?! undecided

Do you always have sex with anything and everything that wears a skirt? Ain't you've got no self control, nigga?!

And to think that all three parents know you but still can't (or won't in this case) decipher that you are a player and not good for their daughters just makes them gullible

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Romance › Re: Signs He Is Husband Material by SirMichael1: 9:09am On Jan 11, 2017

Romance › Re: Dating One Girl Is A Big Risk by SirMichael1: 11:57pm On Jan 10, 2017

Lastking147:
Guy na who be weyrey!
Oga die diee oh

I dey fear you undecided

Romance › Re: Dating One Girl Is A Big Risk by SirMichael1: 11:35pm On Jan 10, 2017

Lastking147:
Yeah
I reside in Iraq

Werey! Who's talking about you! undecided

Romance › Re: What Do U Call This In Ur Own Language(pix) by SirMichael1: 11:02pm On Jan 10, 2017

Alariwo2:
and you were among the finest then o.. now llok at you

every tom, dick and harry can poke you at will cos of the attention you crave. Better change and dnt mess ur fine sef up

Estharfabian:
is this an interview?

lol, it's an interview!

Now what do I do to you two? I don't wanna get involved because you both my guys. I follow y'both.

Now, I really don't fancy you guys going all out on each other, so can I have it quiet here??

Alariwo and Esther, it's okay please.

Ya both could end up hooking each other up y'know. grin

Thanks and God bless

On a second thought, the guys below me think you're entertaining us so you guys should continue

Education › Re: Caleb University, Lagos Cuts Hair Of Students At The Gate (Photos) by SirMichael1: 10:19pm On Jan 10, 2017

Forget the university, that's that for that but what I won't take for a joke is the rubbish that this so-called university student tagged to the taken photo. Damn!

[color=#FFD700]Telling boys to cut ~~there~~ their hair low before entering the school[/color]

Imagine! A university student doesn't know the difference between 'their' and 'there'... WTF!

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With These Birthday Photos That's Making Guys Go Nut Online by SirMichael1: 7:18pm On Jan 10, 2017

ObioratheBully:

You've started judging yourself bruh..

Clap for yourself.. That's all I asked..

Issorit...

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With These Birthday Photos That's Making Guys Go Nut Online by SirMichael1: 7:14pm On Jan 10, 2017

ObioratheBully:
Clap for yourself

Abeg, abeg, abegiii! You want to see your woman on 'overflowing' gown? Damn! Deal with it already. That's the trend we are in!

Nigga, you've seen some photos of Linda Ikeji during a party?? Common man. This isn't a big deal, it really isn't

Romance › Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by SirMichael1: 7:06pm On Jan 10, 2017*

Op stop posting already seen joke na

Somborri help me with that meme

Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With These Birthday Photos That's Making Guys Go Nut Online by SirMichael1: 6:32pm On Jan 10, 2017

I really don't see nothing wrong with these photos, birthday's are supposed to be special, y'know?

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Romance › Re: Bridal Squad Puts Backsides On Display, As Groomsman Checks Them Out (pics) by SirMichael1: 6:02pm On Jan 10, 2017

Lavedaa:
But they aren't that big nau?

Unlike mine..

Na big waistline you get abi na big yansh? Y'know that kind of accumulation of excess fat right? Ehen, that one that the skin is overlapping coupled with stretch marks

Is that what you wanted writing? sad

Romance › Re: 2017 - If I No See Husband Eeeh... I Go Thief Person Own - FB User by SirMichael1: 8:17pm On Dec 31, 2016

oldfoolnigger:
Pls no thief person's husband..am 100% available...can last for 3hrs and 30mins

You be laptop battery? Even laptop battery no dey last this long again na

Romance › Re: Is This Why Ladies Moan During Sex!!! by SirMichael1(op): 8:13pm On Dec 31, 2016

Monalisa185:
never knew niaraland installed a speaker already

Adongerrit! Babe, did you have you make me look dumb since you know what I meant... huh

Tor! Here's it. You chat or reply like a guy! How's that for an answer angry

Romance › Re: Is This Why Ladies Moan During Sex!!! by SirMichael1(op): 5:32am On Dec 31, 2016

AngelSweetLips:
Yes but it's only a chiuwawa Can't spell it

Lol. It's Chiwawa dear. With the kind of popularity he has, a dog like that would do no intruder any harm na wink

You for hype tell am say he has a rottweiler and let's see if he's ready to do anything at all for you grin

Haute:
I'm a fearless man - But I fear dogs. Does this Seun have dogs?

Bruh, you needn't be be scared of nothing. It's just a noisome puppy. cheesy

Romance › Re: Is This Why Ladies Moan During Sex!!! by SirMichael1(op): 5:21am On Dec 31, 2016

Haute:
Cutie. Who didn't allow you to edit your profile? A man needs a name. Speak, and a man shall take care of him for you.

Lolxxx. Guy you know the words jare.

Aryaa and that man in G.O.T (Game of thrones)

grin

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