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RomanceRe: Classification Of Church Members By Their Shoe Type (pic) by SirMichael1: 9:09am On Mar 19, 2017
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RomanceRe: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by SirMichael1: 7:48am On Mar 19, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=deepskyblue] ha ha cheesy u wanted to be in my face so badly u make this up angry get outta my mentions. [/color]
Never made nothing up, never said no freaking shìt. As for your mentions.... I don't think I'm keeping off any time soon cheesy
CrimeRe: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by SirMichael1: 7:40am On Mar 19, 2017
JastSiryin:
"smile @ his corpse" lol...na u dis keyboard bandit wan do all dis one? guess u're d funny one...don't support woman beating in any form,unless of course they attack first with an intent to kill or injure.
Lol. In a moment of anger, I said some freaking shìt. If I don't beat him to stupor and inflict an injury on him.... "I never start oo" I'm not a thug and I also don't gym for no reason.


I for one hates gender inequality not to talk of beating up a woman because what?! That she's of a lesser being than you are. I wholeheartedly disdain that. If she slaps you, don't slap or beat her back, just walk away. It will in a long run show how mature you are

The first time I got a slap from a girl was in my junior secondary school, that time wey I no know anything. Guess what I did to her

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Imagine fa, when people were getting their first kiss, I was getting my first slap.
RomanceRe: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by SirMichael1: 12:31am On Mar 19, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=coral]
And last time u quoted me i told u to stay outta my mentions undecided

did i say it had anything ta do eith them? undecided u are just nitpicking
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Madam go back and read your post. It isn't so hard to do that.

From what you wrote, you feel the name Samantha should be given to a white lady and not a black.
CrimeRe: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by SirMichael1: 12:25am On Mar 19, 2017
Bosch10:
ur words shows great wrath.may god punish that teacher if u catch am
Them no dey talk that one twice na.
CrimeRe: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by SirMichael1: 12:24am On Mar 19, 2017
JastSiryin:
Oga all dat one na mouth...With all dis long ish u posted, I bet ur fingers are d only agile muscles in ur body...dem go too beat u lol
You're a big fool. Fool! What you posted up there isn't funny and I don't see it as such. No matter how big he his, I'd make sure I smile down on his corpse. Woman beater. If you beat women, you have to stop it.
CrimeRe: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by SirMichael1: 8:51pm On Mar 18, 2017
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
you dont know what he looks like yet you will beat him to death? see mouth! grin grin grin
You don't know how I look like too huh
CrimeRe: N-Power Teacher Beats A Female Corper In Delta (Photos) by SirMichael1:
This is why girls need to have a boyfriend. If it was my girl that got beat like this ehn.... I swear, I'd have beat that guy to a comma and bury him alive. If it was my sister, immediately after this post reaches FP, the teacher's death would have followed and enter FP too

So pissed right now!

Ah! He made a deep cut on her head fa! Kai! people are so wicked. Just because of money. How much is the money worth enough to beat her to this extent. Mtcheew!
RomanceRe: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by SirMichael1: 2:55pm On Mar 18, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=deepskyblue] undecided then stop quoting me and you'll never feel the waves of my presence undecided Its not hard[/color]
Your font style! I keep telling you this... don't use a font that isn't the default font if what you're gonna say is trash...

#Peace

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What does the name 'Samantha' got to do with race. The Whites to be precise?
RomanceRe: Photos Of The Artificial Sex Doll 'samantha', That Has Emotions And Loves Touch by SirMichael1: 1:57pm On Mar 18, 2017
ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=coral]This funny cheesy


but why "samantha" have ta be Black/African doh undecided or white pretending to be a Black with a tan
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This bitch is back again. Dafuq!
Jokes EtcRe: Six Golden Rules For F**king by SirMichael1: 6:43am On Mar 16, 2017
What is füking please?
CrimeRe: Man Calmly Waits On A Queue After Being Stabbed In The Eye By His Wife (photos) by SirMichael1: 4:20am On Mar 16, 2017
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FamilyRe: JSS1 Student Found In Mile 2, Lagos Needs Help To Locate His Family. Photo by SirMichael1: 3:30pm On Mar 13, 2017
TINALETC3:
Y can't parents take d training of Dia kids 2 anoda level, make sure ur kids nos d address of ur Homes, at his age and in jss, he doesn't no d address of his home huh, if u ask hm d names of al Ben10 aliens, he wl recite dem all, smh
Just like you know your english, right? What is 'nos', 'homes'?. Don't be gullible, ben10 is popular in this present time. It's sponge box, erm… Sofia the first and a host of others. (Don't ask how I know. I have younger ones)

You too take your english to the next level. 'nos' isn't the same as 'knows'. Ah! I can't deal

BTW, the question needed no advice.. If you know his parent. Fine! if you don't. Fine! But don't advice no one.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Has Suddenly Become Boring by SirMichael1: 4:50pm On Feb 24, 2017
Nogodye:
grin grin grin grin grin Its funny
You guys should quit this shït biko. Stop derailing peoples thread. Guy, you're boring as hell
RomanceRe: 5 Things To Never Post About Your Relationship On Social Media by SirMichael1:
That was how this particular friend on Facebook posted about her breakup on fb oo(it was meant to be a joke to get peoples reaction)... It was honestly a sincere joke but as the guy see am, na him kasala burst oo.

I think it was a day to Valentine....

*Lemme recall**

On 13th of February, 2017, I had just logged in on Facebook only to see this post

"My guy just broke up with me on the phone over a silly thing, guess he was too broke to admit that we weren't going out tomorrow. Who does that? I mean, who leaves a girl before a big day"

Been that she's a girl, it didn't take long for comments to start trooping in. Some said mean things about the guy *He's a coward* He's an asshole *To think he broke up with you a day to Valentine.... Gosh! what sorta human is that* *He's gone but I'm available, we could.... you know*

Then the amebos be asking funny questions like *Woh hapun?* *Hope you're not hurt?* *pele o* blah blah

I continued doing what I do best: reading comments until I reached this particular mind disturbing harmless comment(or so I thought)

*it's over*

You'd think it was a regular comment until you read the replies

*baby, it was just a joke. Funny you took it serious*

Hmm. After that incidence ehn, the guy was no longer mutual friends with the Lady and Lady, a day after Valentine deleted her FB account.

Guess it was really over

Modified *Finally, I graced front page* Now I can rest knowing that you read all those lies above. hahaha
CrimeRe: Another Epic Reply By EFCC Twitter Handle by SirMichael1: 8:10pm On Feb 17, 2017
It is finish oo. Mtcheew
FamilyRe: Guy Pranks His Mother Over Pregnancy And This Happened (Photos) by SirMichael1: 6:30pm On Feb 13, 2017
Na wa oo.

The woman even asked if the girl was white or black. On hearing white, she flared! That goes without saying that she wouldn't want a white Lady as daughter in law.



**I'm laughing at your empty skull filled with stupidity** That woman na real gangster oo
TV/MoviesRe: 2 New Fake Big Brother Naija Housemates Added by SirMichael1: 10:38pm On Feb 12, 2017
Marvel1206:
OK but


I was strolling with my last f*ck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your f*ck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will i tell my parents when i get home" Among others. But then my life is more important than a f*ck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so i had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my f*ck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this" .

"Which kind wahala be dis now" i said to myself. "Look!" i shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, i grabbed my f*ck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, i was already sitting under a shed with my f*ck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, i almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how i protected my last f*ck from being giving on this thread cheesy

This is one crazy arse dude. hahaha
RomanceRe: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by SirMichael1: 5:52pm On Feb 07, 2017
makydebbie:
I've been in his shoes before, I can't forget what I went throughgrin
Oya, I'm interested in knowing oo. Corman tell me abeg.

BTW, I thought ladies don't watch porn
RomanceRe: Before You Fire The Shots. by SirMichael1: 7:39pm On Feb 04, 2017
lefulefu:
bros ur tory make sense gaan smiley
Oh cry Do you have to quote everything? huh
RomanceRe: 7 Easy Ways To Breakup With A Spouse Before February 14th. by SirMichael1: 5:49pm On Feb 04, 2017
undecided
RomanceRe: Who Blinks First, A Tale Of How 3 Girls Fought Over One Guy by SirMichael1: 1:49am On Jan 18, 2017
sunshine46 do you have the link to adebimpe the facebook girl?
RomanceRe: Guys Is Dis Tru? Why Do Guys Think Ladies With Mini Skirt Are Not Wife Material by SirMichael1: 2:49pm On Jan 14, 2017
Nutase:
Myopia is what they suffer from.
Oh lawd! Where's sense? undecided Do you really understood what the op wrote before you made a comment? And what is this 'myopia' comment you gave embarassed

Do you really know the meaning of myopia? Like do you?! How does short sightedness relates to the 'they' in question?

Do not use words with reckless abandonness without having an iota understanding of how it applies to different situation and at different times. Thank you
RomanceRe: Guess Who Is The Boy Operating This female Account? by SirMichael1: 2:36pm On Jan 14, 2017
Mtcheew!! huh That was how that dirty smelly snack called puff ( DeepFriedPuff though) was commenting on this dumbass guy's post yesterday! The grumpy cretin was even siding the black broke ass nigger!

To the op, no need for guesses. You're already a blatant ostracized and an incessant fool. You wanna troll here, don't do that by calling a 'whole' sex ugly angry
RomanceRe: Dirty Sex Phrases To Turn Your Man On by SirMichael1: 1:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
grin The dirty thing above doesn't understand English. Coman collect sense undecided
RomanceRe: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 11:56pm On Jan 13, 2017
Estharfabian:

lol. eh, dunno. grin

Ghoster:
You do give ur cell number to strangers ryy??
Esthar being the troll that she is wouldn't want to tell you the location to the VN (Yeah! Its actually a VN °if you only know what that means° grin) she would want you to go search for it(where's the fun in giving everything you ask for on a platter of gold? Noh... Attention seekers don't do that cry )

And no! I can't tell you the location either

'Niggur!' Here's my advice to you... Stay off this babe o shocked that's if you want to live long cheesy (I'm serious about the long life thing tho.)
RomanceRe: Why Are Boys On This Forum So Ugly,ewwwww by SirMichael1: 8:02pm On Jan 13, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deeppink]yeah I dont actually care who or what u hate .

Just do this: Keep outta my face and when u see me an my fontshuh
...... U look over em.don't obsess over me [/color]
RomanceRe: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by SirMichael1: 8:02pm On Jan 13, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]wow. U and that other poster must be guys who wear sandels and were offended by my post.

Well,honestly ull have to get over it.I didn't insult any1 or say anything ugly so......[/color]
RomanceRe: I Lied To My Girlfriend That I Invested In MMM by SirMichael1: 7:57pm On Jan 13, 2017
Tell her you forgot your account password grin
RomanceRe: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 7:08pm On Jan 13, 2017
fuckboys:
oga come please come i think there's vacancy for you at "fuckboys association" your job will be to counsel and console the applicants we rejected cos of their small tools which is unacceptable in this association, they're very emotional and sometimes violent and I'm sure you'll do a great job. tongue
Op.... sense you need! grin grin
RomanceRe: Fuckboys Association 2017 List by SirMichael1: 7:03pm On Jan 13, 2017
Ghoster:
How Do I get to "Hear" the Accent too
grin Woman wrapper. Goan sit joh. tongue You wanna listen to what will end your carrier right?? cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Are Boys On This Forum So Ugly,ewwwww by SirMichael1: 6:59pm On Jan 13, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=coral]u can't know I do the things u claim I do unless u watch me.
Whether my fonts caught yer eye or not u choose 2 note it ,read it and store the information away. U is a fan playa wink!!!?

OR some1 who obsess over women he hates for some odd and unknown reasonhuh??

Oh!! And can u hate me silentlyhuh? Thanks
There really isn't any need for u 2 be in my face wink[/color]
Okay...... I see there's no end to this so I'll just be the 'elder' that I am and let you be. Ayaff taya for you. embarassed

You just don't give up. You're one die hard lass.

P.S (This gon' be the last you get) I don't hate ladies buh what I do hate is their nagging and incessant noise.

Nyways, get some sleep okay. smiley

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