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faithfull18:
I am not second wife material

Oh, sorry but I do not quite comprehend. You're not fit to be a second wife? Okay, mistress?

faithfull18:
Lol, like I said majority of you would never admit been attracted to fakeness. In reality, that's what you go for.

I just told my wife that she'll soon be having a competition and now I'm worried because I don't know how to tell her that I'll soon be paying your brideprice.

Impressive!

Angelfrost:
Leave the privileged chic to be forming patriotism, like someone here actually gives a flying fvck...

I mean, i'm still offended that we just threw away a 4 goal lead to sierra leone and someone is talking about the international community holding us in high esteem? Like wtf!

favor914:
Nigeria is no laughing stock, anywhere in the world no matter how bad things may seem, on the contrary Nigeria is highly respected in the international community which is very surprising?

Which international community? Ghana that demolished our embassy? Usa that called us a shithole? The xynophobic SA? or the dwarf and discriminating CHINA?

Chrizoby:
The Federal govt should proscribe this super eagles as terrorist. They hv just sabotaged the country n hv made the country a laughing stock in the face of our enemies.

Hahaha. Una no go kill me with laughter abeg.

guy222:
may Amadihoha, ogun and shongo join hand do collabor fire every player that participated in this match and may thunder strike the useless sport minister, NFF chairman, the coach and even the president of this country, imagin given nigeria straight win and last match remaining to win 72000 naira, when i saw 4-0 first half i begin celebrate like an idiot con carry the last 5000 wey i get con the share for boys and some bet9ja staff, only for me to reach house come update the score line, i no believe waitin i see, i come factory set my phone thinking my phone get problem, na thesame thing i see. May thunder fire everybody that play in that match both super eagles and niger players. Infact if you watch that match thunder fire you too, chai!!! I am die.

Hahahahahaha! This just made my day.
E no fit better for those players.

Normal normal, every nigerian suppose get anger issue. Government dey do their own, players too dey play with us.

NobleAngell:
Are you serious? Ok well, Mami is the "heaven" in camp.

Nah. Mami is the rendevouz of defuncts, therefore, it is the location of 'hell' in the camp.

Jadmchris:
Is God not wonderful?
I have sent a dm already sir

Alright. I'll reply your dm when I close from work.

Jadmchris:
Great one from the icons, Nigga is really blessed . 2 secs the guy life has changed.

Who will be my fan and get me a Benz ?

Send me your account number. I want to affect your life and cause a sponteneous change.

Cyberterror:


Doing everything he can to ease the pain of defeat before depression kills him

Everyone doesn't take defeat the way you think. Trump is a billionaire and he wrote a book with kiyosaki called 'why we want you to be rich'. In it, you get to know how he sees defeat and it's totally different from what you scribbled. Way different!

I don commot hia. I've never fancied anything scary.

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Pictures of your humidifiers please? This dry wind one finish me.

mindful01:
If you're not a liverpool fan you're missing something

Seriously! City won't know what hit them come saturday.

Is like dominique is not happy that the scoreline is 5-0, else she would have changed the tittle.

nwaezeemmanuel:
I know, but her husband looks strong enough to carry her. She's not on the extreme end.

Like your eyes has a way of seeing things different, way smaller than the norm. That lady is excessive.

bolkay4:
Think about popular vote as what obtains here in Nigeria. In other words, the difference between the votes garnered is what determines the winner. That is not applicable in the USA. In the US, states have points allocated to them. For example, Florida has 29 points.

So, if Trump wins Florida, he has +29. Same for other states. As a mathematical rule, the first candidate to reach 270 points win. You can read up on the Electoral College system.

Thanks. I'm on it.

bolkay4:
I think Trump is going to win by a considerably large margin (maybe not the popular vote). The lead in Florida is increasing rapidly.

Please what is the meaning of popular vote and the other vote. Senatorial or something.

nwaezeemmanuel:
You don't body shame, but you don't hesitate to associate her with a pig.

Hypocrisy!

Should i say you eat like a dog, am I body shaming you? When i say she eats like a pig, you should carefully understand the simile. Pigs are omnivores and tend to eat anything and everything which leaves them with overbloated body. Again, she should stop eating like a pig.

Apart from having that aesthetic look, being lean is very healthy. Don't come here to justify your bad lifestyle of eating like a pig. I don't body shame but you shouldn't be looking like that in the first place either. If you can't delicately take care of yourself, how will you take care of your surroundings and family? Small thing you go dey drench cloth with sweat. Abeg.

enemyofprogress:
The temple of the game has now changed, the temple is now very hi, unlike the first have that the temple was very low

Oga this your english needs maguire to defend it.

Tempo/half

Axel1:
Okay sir, thank you very much
I would be awaiting your response, I would be really so great ful if you can help me out with the analysis of the result.
Thank you so very much sir at least for responding to my quote.
I'm really so Great ful.

It's no big deal sir. We're all here to help each other.

ATTITUDE2:
Sirmicheal1 I sight you.

Boss! Twale.

One chicken, 3 laps. Yummy.

Axel1:
Please sir, could you help me analyze this test result please sir, pleaseeee

Okay. I'll get back to you.

Waydex01:
Thanks to everyone,my wife is now pregnant..Thanks for your contributions

Congratulations bro. Just seeing this after 2 month.

Christmasdon:
PEOPLE LIKE U IMPREGNATES A GIRL AND RUNAWAY.

I'm married bro.

Then again, another nonsense.

Lol. Clout

Razzness:
I swear, i can't buy any of this onions more than 20 naira here in kano.
Kai! Am not sure i can survive a week in the south.

Me too oh.