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Man U is the Real Madrid of Epl. They're so useless. If I have my way, I'll disband that club, tell the players to go and learn how to farm but bring fernandes to Liverpool.

simple250:
3k to 8k , 8k to 40k ,40k to 45k ,45k to paying 3 staffs total of 150k every month . God is wonderful .

interesting. What changed?

Mrviktor:
Ahhhhhh refffff wtffffff

Wetin ref do?

Offpoint1:
Do people, like do humans really do develop feelings for their siblings? The people you spend your entire life with? Those lovely and annoying people?

Me o each time I see my sisters I just see them as cows


Op I don't think the devil is responsible for your predicament... Only humans are capable so abominable thoughts.

At this point I won't recommend prayers, reading of the Bible or giving your life to Jesus... Won't even recommend deliverance.

These are what I'll recommend.
1. Castration
2. Evacuation from the house instanta...


These are the only thing that will save you from the impending doom you're heading

You're crazy!

Jeeez!! WTF! WTF!! WTF!!! You need help! Fast!!!!

fati2001:
ooh so Valentine day was made for sex right?
no wonder saint.V demand it from the people he showed love to(men,womem,girls boys, adults, kids, young and old)



END OF DISCUSSION PLS!

If human race depended on your comprehension skill to not go extinct, we may as well be doomed. All of us!

Re-read and understand my comment again, little one.

fati2001:
ZZOR COME AND SEE OOOH COMING FROM A TYPICAL NIGERIAN MAN..

ADVICE, LOVE, FAITHFUL, PEACE OF MIND, CARE, GIFTS IN ONE SENTENCE..

PLS HAVE FEAR OF GOD

Tell me when you dated a nigerian man who never gave you peace of mind, love, advice, care, gifts, money, etc provided you keep only him and don't LovePeddler around.

fati2001:
sorry for the gods...


I can't offer sex to someone who is not my husband..because there's more to that
but most of you can't do without that.. so I rather remain like this..


and keep on receiving the sex,boxer and singlet as a offer because you guy's accepted it from day one.

So you can't construct a meaningful sentence in line with the point? The point being that no Nigerian man will accept anything that isn't sex as gift on val's day.

As much as we try to deny it, most girls always look forward to val's day because of the numerous gifts they'll be getting from numerous admirers and these same girls always have nothing as gift for val than their body, which they'll give to their 75 admirers on that day. Even in the north here, they're all the same. I know the number of ladies that I'll see flocking around tonight.

fati2001:
car can't keep a typical Nigerian man because the devil cursed them with sex(so better save ur self for the mess) ...



NO NIGERIAN MAN WORTH MY CAR.. APART FROM MY DAD AND MALE RELATIVES..

Stop jumping points. You said that's what Nigerian men accept to collect. You offer worn out boxers, we collect. You offer #200 singlet, we collect. In fact, to make things worse, because of the economic melt down, typical nigerian ladies cannot afford the aforementioned anymore, leaving them with one thing to offer, one thing every female has.

Oh, the guts you must have to say that that's what we accept to collect when you haven't given us anything tangible to begin with. Truth is, we pity y'all. We collect sex because we know there's nothing else you've offered, unlike us that have offered you money, advice, love, faithfulness, peace of mind, care, gifts, etc.

fati2001:
because that's what Nigerian man accept to collect.
FULL STOP!

Nonsense! Have you bought a car and we refuse to collect.

Uyaiincomparabl, you should see this.

samwillyco1:
This people are all confused set of people, upon all the problems in Nigeria, they want to replace BVN with strong security against hackers, with NIN with Zero security.

Another reason they want to replace it with NIN Is so that all their illegal transactions/looting will not be traced .

BVN has strong security? Lol. Is it the Bvn that scammers will call you and read you your bvn number or which one? Lives aren't safe in Nigeria. Is it now some numbers that will be?

Besides, no one can remove your money from your account just by having your bvn.

adadike:
Side chicks should please leave married men alone. What goes around always find a way to come around. I decided never to date a married man for just one reason - it will come back to haunt me

So are you saying that because you didn't date a married man, no single lady will date your husband? You people's believe in karma is what is wrecking you all.

The demon of confusion has done more in this country than buhari has done for his family and nation as a whole.

apparentlylaw:
Dated a girl like that ...infact her sister connected both of us together and truth be told I was so in love...tried my best for her ...I made sure she never lacjed ...It later got to the point of bailing out when we planned to meet, ignoring my calls and texts ...

I was wondering what I did wrong.....One day I went to her house in the night around 11 and asked her what was really wrong ....she told me nothing and it was just school stress ...jeez I saw the look on her face, she was tired of me and I told her it would be well....Gave her space for a week and damn babe didn't even bother calling ....Called her and asked where she was and she said she was at her boyfriends place ....I wan die ! I vowed that day never to take any girl serious again in my life

Called her sister and told her why she didn't tell me her jnr sister was seeing someone else ...is it because I don't have money! ...Her sister that matched us apologised to me and I block that one join sef ....I don't fucking like stress

Ever since then I don't feel any girl again ....it's just Hi, we Bleep and vibe ...I'm so in love with money I can kill anybody now ....it actually feels good making money and it gives a form of security & Peace of mind

I guess it would be hard to even love my wife I swear ...
I don't feel love again and I don't want to be loved too

Lol. You're suffering from low self worth. A useless lady (probably a hoe) did what she does best, that is, jump guys and you want to pen the pain on every lady? Bro, go fix your self esteem.


Lol. Little wonder you're hidding your low self value under the myriage of looking for money.

sapien:
Thanks, boss. I deleted her pictures and phone numbers from my phone since the last episode already. I don't want anything to tempt me from calling her, unless she makes a U-turn, just like you have said.

Lol. Your babe is pregnant bro. The mum knows this, hence she asked you to go on a break for a couple of months (no mother will advice taking breaks for MONTHS except she's hidding something).

Having said that, she might have been a month's pregnant the last time you both met and now, 4 months later, she's 5 months pregnant. As the mom adviced, give her 4 more months to deliver a baby and you can now start dating a baby mama, which quite frankly is the most degrading title a lady can be called.

lkillbrokehoes:
Here is the link?

https://www.nairaland.com/6405274/apology-nairalander-pictures-attached#98882915

the main thread was deleted by the mods..

Read the entire thread but couldn't understand why the guy was sitting on the floor.

Chii59:
Don't use my siggy jor

Una dey ment for here.

lkillbrokehoes:
Lolz..Una done use that yeye boy do memes

Who's the boy, please?

Viking007:
You can't deposit via Luno anymore.

Use a Vpn.

kimco:
What else did i expect. You need to learn how to respect other's opinion bro. Are you the example others are to follow? For shame. The question you asked is the question lots of non believers keep asking. If you can't answer then what is the basis of your faith? Blindness? Go on.

Shut up your mouth Oga! You came on my mention first and you're now asking me to respect your opinion? Do you even understand the words to write?

You keep jumping points but no problem. Anyways, I'll refer you to another place again. Go ask God why he gave the devil the right to mess with Job, his children and his wealth even when Job was in right standing with God. Until you understand why Jesus always requested that those he'd heal should go testify and spread the word, you'll never see the reasons for testimonies.

kimco:
Bro i know its difficult. Im happy for op but the sister you quoted is right. Why should others die and op's wife survive. Does God love them less...its insensitive to believe so. Its not that op cannot testify, its the way he did it. It makes it seem God chooses whom to save. Is God discrimatory? Are we okay with a God who discriminates? Hmmmmm. Please no one should insult me oo.

You should go and ask God why he chose to resurrect lazarus and not the whole dead people of Israel or why Jesus had to die before we can be forgiven of sin or maybe you should ask Jesus why the apostles had to die in gruesome manner.

Beside, the reason you think the op's testimony is wrong is because you hold a grudge against God. His thoughts are higher than your thoughts.

sweetmelanin:
I understand the sentiment and I know how terrifying it is to almost lose a loved one. I'm glad your wife could survive this terrible illness called cancer but I need Christians to be careful when telling "testimonies" such as this..

..don't get me wrong, I'm a Christian myself but the truth is, I just find testimonies like this kinda selfish and self-serving. Millions of Christians die everyday... many are even more righteous than you and me..would you say they aren't true believers? Would you say God doesn't love them as much as he loves you and your wife?
What about the millions of unbelievers who have survived cancer and other deadly diseases? Did God choose to save them over His own children who succumbed to the illness and died?

All I'm saying is, people (believer or non believer) will die at their appointed time. Perhaps it's simply not your wife's time return to the earth..
Nonetheless, I'm happy for you guys all the same.


Modified:


Comments like this prove my point exactly.

You're saying nonsense if you're of the opinion that one shouldn't testify for how God saved his wife. Testimonies are to steer up faith in people, so i don't know what you're saying.

Then again Hezekiah's time on earth was due but God added 15years to him. Saying that it's perhaps not her time is just you saying nonsense.

OlawaleBammie:
It would be better joo

30000=3naira
5000=0.5naira(50kobo)


At least we will revert to our former naira and kobo decades

It doesn't change your salary and the cost of bag of rice. Even the conversion rate will not change.

LINTUNE:
pls, explain better, I don't understand..

Okay.

So Ghana cedis was rising very high, their currency was losing value. It got so bad that a 100 naira here would be 15,000 cedis in ghana. This meant that there was so much paper currency in circulation with no value at all.

The centre bank of ghana (or the head of banks there) decided to reduce the circulation of hard currency. It was a case where you didn't have to hold a bundle of 15,000 cedis with no value whatsover to holding a note of 15 cedis. It was agreed that 000 should be removed and although it is still the equivalent, it helped reduce the so many hard currency but the value of goods were still the same, likewise their monthly salary.

So if you're paid 1,500,000 it is became 1,500 cedis and which is equivalent to 100,000 naira. Not many people in Ghana can boast of earning 1,500 cedis monthly. A bag of rice might even cost 350 cedis there, so don't think their currency has value.

OlawaleBammie:
weytin!!!!!


Let we self remove 4 zeros now

If we remove the zeros, does it change the fact that a bag of rice that cost 30,000 will now cost 3 naira? Isn't it the same?

musicproducer:
nnur ignorance is what, eh, does this look likr a dance group where shes d lead, guy get sense, its a ALL WHITE PARTY noT A ALL WHITE PARTY EXCLUDE ONE PERSON WHO CAN WEAR ANY OTHER COLOR, rubbish.

Go away please. You're wasting my time.

musicproducer:
and she didnt wear white cause she wanted to stand out abi cause as a typical Nigeria ear dey pain us just like buhari

When I look at my nationality status, I'm always sad because I can't be called a Nigerian and someone like you will be called one too. It is a party organized for her.


Would you rather she wears white as with other participants? Would a bride wear same colour as her bridesmate? Be careful with how you soil the global recognition of intelligent Nigerians with your ignorance.

Legalcriminal:
Do you go to school at all

Bro, i think you're afflicted with ignorance. So if the cbn of nigeria agrees to remove double zeros, won't $1 = 3.68 naira? You went to school, so use your head.

Buzx:
Still, $1 = 5.8 cedis.