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Buring his feelings in a deep abyss,  he stood tall and recited at the top of his voice

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

But Fear of rejection ate at his inner soul

First stop. . . channeling his inner Shakespeare

So in the dead of the night, he planned to make things better.

It dawned on him that he hadn't been the best husband.

He hit the roof when she told him it was over.

Yikes!! Awww, he is not that bad. Haba

doyin13:
Ol boy. . .you are in big problem.

You are short and you are wowo. . .

I hear those Okada people oblige suicide cases.

Locate the nearest one ASAP.

Doyin!!

We're trying to work on the little dude's self esteem here

Jeez! Cute people can be so unsupportive.

HeatFusion:
Isn't this the same poster that becomes worried anytime he sees a fine dude?
hisss.

@SISIKILL
You want to tell me that you don't knw what is cute and def not cute anymore?

Rotflmao!! Ruby. . . I did not say he was cute.

He said he was cute and who am I to disagree, eh?

But he is cute. . . not in the conventional way but cute still.

eyonigger:
You are allround correct. Gurl u have followed through all my threads. na waoo .CIA

How can anyone miss your threads when they are front and center on the romance section?

DaPhoenix:
I hate your stories and their inconsistency.

Nah. . . he' consistent in his insecurities.


@ Topic
Except you know Jack who can cook you his magic beanstalk, there is nothing you can do about your height. . . Deal with it.!!

You are a cute boy but you get all butterfly in the stomach nervous when you see other handsome guys.

You are with a girl you don't love but  are too scared to leave.

You wonder what your girlfriend's friends will say about your height.

My! My! My! you are one big ol' ball of insecurity ain'tcha?

What say we forget what your girlfriend's friends think and work on your self esteem instead?

Hmmm. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

Iya-Lode
Sharon? Oooh you mean Hannibal!!

Hmmm let's see. . . Hani or Doyin, Doyin or Hani. . . Hani AND Doyin. Yes, Yes. . . Can I have 'em both? Please? Please? Pretty please with Cherries on top? Merci. [Sub]they are not in your e-harem. . . Are they?[/sub]

Wait. . . What do you have against my Acid?


SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
A'ight listen up people, Hauwa is taken, okay! She is betrothed and all we are waiting for is the invites so please strike her off your lists.

Thank you.

Now Ruby, you were sayin'

@ Ruby
Ruby I am fearing for my brother ooh. All this David having ownership of you talk that I am hearing makes me nervous. Acid, I can still manage but David AND Acid and Adam Brody? Nah, that's too much for an Aboki to handle.

@ Iya lode
Sharon ke?

https://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/1947.gif

[Sub]talking with mouth full[/sub]

A'ight, enough matchmaking. When do. . . [Sup][I]*belch*[/I][/sup]. . . Excuse me. Anyway, when do we get to the wedded and doing the. . . Ya know. . . main the main thing and can we watch?

Treetop20:
are you saying that ehise deserves better?

Okay, Why did I just throw up in my own mouth at that thought?? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/31.gif

I don't care about Ehise, I'm talking about the LOVELY BLUESPICE.

Ehise should get down on his knees and thank heavens he got a mention in the vicinity of her name.

allboyz:
are you a Lecturer?

Noooooo oooooh, I'm just a sponge!!

Busy_body:
Ikeyman and ikeyman, two peas in a pod.


Inspired_men and Igwe, snail and shell, the earlier they both come outta the closet, the better


Xavier and Earthmama, all he has to do is grow the balls to approach her

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Bluespice and Ehise you guys don't just know it yet

Abeg my twin deserves better than this. Can you please look into the crystal ball again??!!

Tee hee hee hee. . . It's gerrin hottttttt in 'ere.


@ jesarmy

jesarmy, don't worry. . . This is Nairaland's brand of publicity.

Just sit back and enjoy it

dani1luv:
i nor undastant diz game

Daniluv metaphor is a figure of speech used to state something or someone is something else. Metaphors are used to exaggerate and often times, the thing being used is in all likelihood impossible. . . for instance,

She is a Goddess means she is beautiful and perfect but in reality no one can be a goddess

I drowned myself in work means I kept myself busy.

He lives in a Bubble [/i]means he is in his own world  (Living in a bubble? I'd like to see that )

Most people confuse Metaphors with Similes. . . which is comparing two things.

With Similes, you use AS and LIKE

[i]She looks like a Goddess

He is as fit as a horse

She as busy as a bee.

I hope it helped oooh

There is a Storm of controversy going on here

Disgusting

Folks get creative with their usernames 

The most famous one I know is of Bayajidda and how the 7 Hausa states were formed. See, Bayajidda was a warrior (i think) who was running from his father in law.

One day, after a very long an exhausting journey., he arrived in some city where he requested water from an old woman. She didn't have any and she couldn't go fetch from the well because there was a snake gaurding the well and it allowed them to fetch water only once a week. Bayajidda got him warrior self up and slew the snake.

The people of the town were so grateful and the queen even more so. She asked him what he would like for his reward and he aid her hand in marriage.

They got married and had even sons who are the 7 Original Hausa States,

sdotgang:
@ Sisi Jinx
At this rate you're going to plaster him whole album.
allow de guy make him make money small now, so him go fit buy you gucci, prada, armani & fendi

Rotflmao!!! I know ! I know! I know!!!

It's a catch 22 thingy going here, I want people to hear about him and the only way to do that is to have them listen to his songs. On the other hand, having them hear his songs for free puts a dent in my gucci and prada budget.

Okay, no more!!!

David do you eat Tuwon Shinkafa da kafan Rago cikin Miyan Kuka?

Do you also like Kifin toya?

If yes. . . then Let's get this show on the road

Rotflmao!! You ladies are funny I'm such a Lucky girl, having Sisters in laws whom I GENUINLY like. They can't come no better than that!!

Bliss and Spike. . . Check again.

She is a GODESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

I wanna be her when I grow up!!

akaa:
MADAM, STOP ACTING OR TALKING LIKE A KID, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE EXTRA MARITAL AFFIR IN THIS ISSUE. CHECK YOURSELF VERY WELL YOU SAID YOU PEOPLE HAVE FOUR KIDS NOW AND THAT IS THE WAY HE HAVE BEEN DOING IT.IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THIS PROBLEM
1. EITHER HE DOESEN`T LOVE YOU
2. OR YOU JUST DEVELOPE A BAD ODOUR
3. OR YOU DON`T TIDE UP YOUR ROOM VERY WELL, THERE MIGHT BE A SMELL OF URINE IN YOUR ROOM SINCE YOU START BEARING CHILD OR
4. HE OVER WORKS HIMSELF AND WHEN HE COMES BACK AT NIGHT INSTEAD HAVING A GOOD SLEEP THE CRY OF THE KIDS DISTURBS HIM
INFACT SIT HIM DOWN AND FIND OUT THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE A WOMAN USE YOUR POWER OF WOMAN

Bindex, ka na wasa ko? Dan allah, Ina tambaya . . . saba da ban san iri wannan seriousness. In ba  ka da sense of humor, to ka suararan mun, na roko.

Pennywise:
@Sisi jinx,
One simple sentence from pennywise and you are having multiple orgasms already

Hehehehehehehe

vescucci:
Why is this up for discussion? Does he hate the bedroom or the woman in it? Either way the solutions seem clear to me.

Lol! Vesc, let us hear it.

Funny Intro

http://music.sharemusic.com/_Intro/audio/328274/1713.html

Kai, they go peel am ooh.

Dan buroubanka

spikedcylinder:
Wey the links na

I'm trying oooh but I dey get run around from the person wey know the person wey know the person who dey clean shoe for the person wey sorta know MI.

In the meantime, melt under his gaze. . .