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na2day?:Another guy who knows nothing about finessing. . . I weep! You can't have quality if you shoot for quantity!! Shoot being the operative word there. . . if you know warramean! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/3.gif as per knocking other girls out, it is the price u pay for better thing now.And if I am doing this, when will I have the time to assess if you are Sisi-Worthy? Hellooo. . . ![]() |
doyin13:Learnt from the best! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif |
*Toyinrayo:That's what I used to think too oh but now. . . home girl is on it *Hauwa*:You do not want to joke with me and that sunglasses. I even put my nose up too. . . ya know, when I'm by the red light. Especially when I know there are guys on the other side. Hehehehehe |
The day I took my driving test, I climbed over the curb as we drove out of the building. My teacher just said stop the car, you have failed. 10 secs flat. Second time, it was the same guy so I said I didn't want him because he was mean to me the last time and then I did this https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif. . . . I passed. ![]() My first car was a car I called Bob. . . Honda hatchback, don't know if they still make it sef. My first accident, I reversed into a cop car. . . it was on my birthday. I just got a Nissan sentra, so I wanted to test drive it around the block and gbam. . . I hit a car. . . a cop car, so I did this https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif and he let me go because it was my birthday. ![]() |
I really didn't care about cars, which ever one my papa had or brothers bought was just a-okay. . . .as long as it had 4 wheels and CD player to listen to my Ayefele and Dan Maraya but that all changed when my friend got the Mazda Something something. Jeebus. H Christo, I fell hard and I fell fast. Now I understand why they say zoom zoom zoom because that thing zoooooooooooooooooms like it's about to fly. It's because this car I got aviator sunglasses fa. . . ya know to complete the look. ![]() The way I carry the key around, people will think it's my money I used buy am. Now to drive my own car is like they are punishing me. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif https://www.japcarspics.com/data/media/247/mazda_rx-8_prestige.jpg Oh Mazda something something, How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways but first https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif |
doyin13:Aaah, so that's what they call it now eh? I got you! I got you! |
Busy_body:Iyalode, you know you taught me well now! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif doyin13:Huzzah! Doyin is speaking in tongues now! Oh Blessed be! |
doyin13:Err, . . hmm. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/106.gif Okay since we seem to have shifted to Bizarro world, where up is down, left is right, big is. . . I guess yeah, that's what we are gonna talk about. |
chika98:Rotflmao! Typical no? All they have in their arsenal is bitter, scorn, no hope of ever getting a man (this one cracks me all the time) It's like sing a new tune already Jeebus!! ![]() @ Doyin Doyin. . . se wereness naa ti go away. As you can see Iyalode and I are online at the same time. ![]() |
doyin13:Nah, I changed to Tmobile. Their wachumacallit starts at 7pm. Who's your daddy, now. . . ![]() |
chika98:Exactly! Greedy people are never pleased. . . so why bother. doyin13:Talk to him you say? Hmmm. . . fine idea! Alrighty then! *Clears throat* Doyin, we need to talk. ![]() |
davidylan:Lol, nah no need . . . I'm already living the luxurious life awarded to men! What is good for the good for the goose is good for the gander, that's what I say https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif |
onyinye2:What? If he was pleasable, he won't be dating another woman, now would he? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif |
Let the little perfect Naija wife stay at home and suffer all the headaches of trying to please the unpleaseable. Aaaah! Ain't life grand? ![]() |
Why. . . . You get to have your own space. . . breathing room, No unnecessary and one sided [/b]demands No trying to [b]guilt trip [/b]when you don't do what they want. THEY come to YOU, instead of you [b]chasing after them. And you can come and go as you please. No ring around your neck. . . I mean finger to signify their ownership of you. Tell me again. . . why are we having this convo? ![]() |
doyin13:https://images.zaazu.com/img/laugh-male-smiley-laugh-000288-large.gif |
na2day?:Kadan Kadan ![]() |
Rotflmao! And they say Hausas can't even find their way out way of a brown paper bag let alone make something good enough to be fake. . . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif At the end of the day, it's allhttps://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/76.gif So Acid my darling, relax okay? na2day?:What are you then? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif Papapaism means fast, fast, chop, chop, get it done as soon as possible. Quantity not Quality. . . gerrit? no that bell comes after the wedding bell has rung. the bell u seem to see is the bell that will ring when u knock out all the opposition (other babes) trying to snatch me from uYou mean I gotta knock other girls out? Hmmm. . . I don't know about that. See, I have a strict no knocking out girls. . . only boys policy. And I am way too lazy to fight. . . I'm a leisure kind of girl https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_1_14.gif Besides, why give a guy a big head over his small nothing ![]() |
na2day?:Don Allah, ina roko. . . ni bana so wahala wurin nan. Funny, how you didn't think that maybe just maybe the blame lies on your Yoruba made web. I hear you lot (i.e the men) are the kings of papapaism! ![]() now on a more serious note, i am the fly, u are the spider, i will only accept that i am the spider if that smile of urs was swinging a wedding bellWedding bells eh? Hmmm, I hear a bell but for some inexplicable reason this is the image that that comes to mind https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/762_boxing_smileys.gif Lalalalalalalalala https://www.flexbeta.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif |
Ex Inferis:Rotflmao! Ebert has nothing on you! ![]() iice:Okay, the special effects was good. . . I loved the little metal termites eating everything up at the end. justkunmi:Color me confused too!! ![]() |
Sensei, yaya de? Kana lafiya. . . ina ka je? |
Ban gani ba. . . Haka ko Aiki? In ka na ce Aiki. . . To, lafiya lau. Na gode. Fadi mani. . . Ka na ji Hausa sosei ko kadan kadan? |
Rotflmao! No cheating!! Read the poem and put it in the right context. How can you be the fly here when a blind person can see your spider web tightening around my neck? If I let you have your way, the next thing will be someone doing this https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dead.gif over me. |
Busy_body:Awww, this thing between our iyalode and Acid is like War of the Roses (without the ending) it make me go https://images.zaazu.com/img/heartbeat-animated-animation-heartbeat-000335-large.gif *Toyinrayo:Bwahahahahaha! I am thinking. . . why is Renny letting Iyalode take Acid from her? Lord knows I love the woman but she's got the entire Auto Section guys eating out of her hands. She serenaded one guy the other and even me sef. . . my ori was wo-ing. Jeez, she is that good. I say get in there, dira well well and fight for him. As for Doyin, our oro is in the Bank. . . specifically Habib Bank!! |
Ruby Renny, which oko oh because as far as I can see, iwo lon kowon ja bi designer takalumi. ![]() doyin13:Because she is my sensei!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif doyin13: I swear this is the last time I tell you which kind of condition made my crayfish bend ![]() So much for trust. |
@ iice https://th150.photobucket.com/albums/s89/MamaKillinGuitar/th_High_Five_Emoticon.gif @ Karma Oh Karma. . . You don't wanna try me ooh. I'm a Seinfeld Trivialogist. . . Hehehehe |
Personally, after the initial I don't think this relationship is working, I'm just not in a right place right now. . . Blah, blah, blah on the day of the break up, I'm done. Will I cry? Will I be hurt, will I be heartbroken? Yes, Yes Yes. I won't however call him again and again demanding more explanation. I mean if he explains. . . Is that my cue to try to change things he is at odds with in order to keep him? We are going down a slippery slope here. What about the next time and the next time and the next time? Do I keep jumping through hoops to give him what he wants? Secondly, if you get an explanation. . . and you don't get together, then you spend time with had I knowns, what if I had done this or what if we had gone here or there? Maybe it was at that juncture that night on that day the whole thing started. Is that closure? For me. . . It isn't. My closure is getting over the fact that the guy didn't want me and finding the strength move on. . . literally shutting the door on that relationship. This does not mean we won't one day be friends but it would be extremely naive of me to think it's going to be immediately. Like I said in my opinion, there is something extremely masochistic about hearing the reasons and something very sadistic about saying them. There is a reason, the phrase "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME' was invented. I say use it and take comfort in it. ![]() OFF Topic Anyone seen the Episode of Seinfeld where George's girlfriend demanded the truth for their break up. . . He told her and she ended up having herself committed? Hilarious! ![]() Please note my peppered with Is and MEs ![]() |
Rotflmao!!! ![]() |
*Toyinrayo:Lmoa! Renny ki lo tun ti se? topup:You are taking me way too literally, I was being facetious and bringing things down to the basics. Obviously the reasons for the break will be deeper and more complex than the ones i listed above but your response to what I wrote does bring up an interesting thing. So here you are sayingwell your relationship was way deeper than that because that's what YOU think and what YOU got out of it because he went a long way to give you that impression but what if the reasons I playfully suggested are the real reason for him breaking up with you? You were expecting something more complex and he says nah. . . it just your cooking and your neediness and you never being satisfied? What then? Will you get your closure with that despite the reasons not meeting your expectations or will you hound him for reasons which makes sense to you. . . which will now give him a legitimate reason to say "That girl. . . .errr. . . cuckoo! Jeez!" Do understand why some of us keep saying one can't rely on the reasons the other person gives for closure? |
bluespice:Exactly!! My thing why does closure have to be sitting down together and talking about the reasons for the breakup? I just don't get this. . . maybe like Acid said, we are not using the word closure in the right sense of the word. It's awkward enough seeing someone you've broken up with, let alone having them sit down and tell you why they broke up with you. There is even a masochistic undertone to is all. I mean seriously, how is this supposed to play out? You meet a a coffee shop and in the middle of ordering scones and tea, you get to hear how awful your cooking was? The waiter comes with you tea but no sugar so you tell him you need sugar just as the ex tells you how your neediness drove him nuts. You order another cup of tea and Ex boyfriend tells you he felt that he could never satisfy your wants. . . . . is this closure?! Is it? Is it? Isn't the actual BREAKUP CLOSURE IN ITSELF??!!!! ![]() Being hurt after a breakup is perfectly human. . . . but let's do away with the illusion that finding out what lead to the breakup will reduce the pain. |
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