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CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 3:07am On Dec 31, 2008
na2day?:
@ Sisi Jinx

can't i have the 2? quantity and quality  undecided undecided
Another guy who knows nothing about finessing. . .     I weep! cry

You can't have quality if you shoot for quantity!!

Shoot being the operative word there. . . if you know warramean! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/3.gif


as per knocking other girls out, it is the price u pay for better thing now.  grin grin grin
And if I am doing this, when will I have the time to assess if you are Sisi-Worthy?

Hellooo. . .  grin grin
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 3:02am On Dec 31, 2008
doyin13:
Classic grin grin grin
Learnt from the best! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif
Car TalkRe: Ladies: Let's Talk About Cars by SisiJinx: 2:59am On Dec 31, 2008
*Toyinrayo:
lmaoooooooooo thank you!! as long as it doesn't stop on a deserted road tongue tongue
That's what I used to think too oh but now. . . home girl is on it

*Hauwa*:
ol sisi, i fear you use sunglass while driving? ha, i don't o walahi  grin
You do not want to joke with me and that sunglasses.

I even put my nose up too. . . ya know, when I'm by the red light.

Especially when I know there are guys on the other side. Hehehehehe
Car TalkRe: Ladies: Let's Talk About Cars by SisiJinx: 2:56am On Dec 31, 2008
The day I took my driving test, I climbed over the curb as we drove out of the building. My teacher just said stop the car, you have failed. 10 secs flat.

Second time, it was the same guy so I said I didn't want him because he was mean to me the last time and then I did this https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif. . . . I passed. grin

My first car was a car I called Bob. . . Honda hatchback, don't know if they still make it sef.

My first accident, I reversed into a cop car. . . it was on my birthday. I just got a Nissan sentra, so I wanted to test drive it around the block and gbam. . . I hit a car. . . a cop car, so I did this https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif and he let me go because it was my birthday.  grin
Car TalkRe: Ladies: Let's Talk About Cars by SisiJinx: 2:46am On Dec 31, 2008
I really didn't care about cars, which ever one my papa had or brothers bought was just a-okay. . . .as long as it had 4 wheels and CD player to listen to my Ayefele and Dan Maraya but that all changed when my friend got the Mazda Something something.


Jeebus. H Christo, I fell hard and I fell fast. Now I understand why they say zoom zoom zoom because that thing zoooooooooooooooooms like it's about to fly. It's because this car I got aviator sunglasses fa. . . ya know to complete the look.  cool

The way I carry the key around, people will think it's my money I used buy am. Now to drive my own car is like they are punishing me. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/2.gif



https://www.japcarspics.com/data/media/247/mazda_rx-8_prestige.jpg

Oh Mazda something something, How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways but first https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:27am On Dec 31, 2008
doyin13:
abi oo. . .

i can't lie about the size of my wallet.

tongue tongue
Aaah, so that's what they call it now eh?

I got you! I got you! kiss
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:25am On Dec 31, 2008
Busy_body:
keep repping my sis, i am feening ya, why keep all of ones eggs in one basket cheesy grin cheesy
Iyalode, you know you taught me well now! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif


doyin13:
inirnbriwneiovrnbitn4w[]bitn4i9n]wtinbtwinw]vrnnqvrin[rt

cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue
Huzzah! Doyin is speaking in tongues now!

Oh Blessed be!
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:21am On Dec 31, 2008
doyin13:
hehehehe. . . . .

Is it over my huge size again?? grin grin
Err,  . .  hmm. . .  https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/106.gif

Okay since we seem to have shifted to Bizarro world, where up is down, left is right, big is. . .

I guess yeah, that's what we are gonna talk about.
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:18am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:
lol. don't worry about moi. Worry about ya self.
Rotflmao! Typical no?

All they have in their arsenal is bitter, scorn, no hope of ever getting a man (this one cracks me all the time)

It's like sing a new tune already Jeebus!! grin


@ Doyin

Doyin. . . se wereness naa ti go away.

As you can see Iyalode and I are online at the same time. grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:15am On Dec 31, 2008
doyin13:
Sisi. . . .E be like say Sprint dey do special offer.

Use one minute, get extra free tongue tongue
Nah, I changed to Tmobile.

Their wachumacallit starts at 7pm.

Who's your daddy, now. . .  cool
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:13am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:
He is a greedy son of a bitch how about that? He isn't content with what he has at home and never will be.
Exactly! Greedy people are never pleased. . . so why bother.

doyin13:
why you no just confront your husband one on one
rather than heap all ur wahala on our head

I will even offer to stand by you during the confrontation. . . .

But Biko. . . . tell me this one thing.

How big is hehuh grin grin grin
Talk to him you say? Hmmm. . . fine idea!

Alrighty then!

*Clears throat*

Doyin, we need to talk. cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:10am On Dec 31, 2008
davidylan:
pele next time come as a man. Life is grand!  grin
Lol, nah no need . . . I'm already living the luxurious life awarded to men!

What is good for the good for the goose is good for the gander, that's what I say https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:07am On Dec 31, 2008
onyinye2:
Hey, you're not being fair!! grin grin grin
What? If he was pleasable, he won't be dating another woman, now would he? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:01am On Dec 31, 2008
Let the little perfect Naija wife stay at home and suffer all the headaches of trying to please the unpleaseable.


Aaaah! Ain't life grand? grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 2:00am On Dec 31, 2008
Why. . . .

You get to have your own space. . . breathing room,

No unnecessary and one sided [/b]demands

No trying to [b]guilt trip [/b]when you don't do what they want.

THEY come to YOU, instead of you [b]chasing
after them.

And you can come and go as you please.

No ring around your neck. . . I mean finger to signify their ownership of you.

Tell me again. . . why are we having this convo?  huh
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 1:38am On Dec 31, 2008
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 1:35am On Dec 31, 2008
na2day?:
it is not? ok answer me this, hw many fake products have yorubas produced that is popular among nigerians? none? i thought so. now the prize goes to.-.-.-.-. IGBO! oya igbo people make una continue una good work jare  grin grin grin
Kadan Kadan angry
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 1:34am On Dec 31, 2008
Rotflmao!

And they say Hausas can't even find their way out way of a brown paper bag let alone make something good enough to be fake. . . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif At the end of the day, it's allhttps://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/76.gif

So Acid my darling, relax okay? kiss kiss


na2day?:
let me clear up a few things, number one, yorubas don't make webs(they are not that smart)[s]the yoruba fire is about to descend on my head[/s]  grin number two, i am not yoruba, number three, what the heck is papapaism?  huh huh
What are you then? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

Papapaism means fast, fast, chop, chop, get it done as soon as possible. Quantity not Quality. . . gerrit?

no that bell comes after the wedding bell has rung. the bell u seem to see is the bell that will ring when u knock out all the opposition (other babes) trying to snatch me from u  grin grin grin grin grin
You mean I gotta knock other girls out?

Hmmm. . . I don't know about that.

See, I have a strict no knocking out girls. . . only boys policy.

And I am way too lazy to fight. . . I'm a leisure kind of girl https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_1_14.gif

Besides, why give a guy a big head over his small nothing grin
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 11:47pm On Dec 30, 2008
na2day?:
my spider web around ur neck and u still dey alive? are u saying my web na igbo made?  angry angry angry angry na yab u wan yab me abi? if u wan yab me make u start with "u dey craze" make i know say true true na yab u dey yab me.
Don Allah, ina roko. . . ni bana so wahala wurin nan.

Funny, how you didn't think that maybe just maybe the blame lies on your Yoruba made web.

I hear you lot (i.e the men) are the kings of papapaism! tongue

now on a more serious note, i am the fly, u are the spider, i will only accept that i am the spider if that smile of urs was swinging a wedding bell  grin
Wedding bells eh?

Hmmm, I hear a bell but for some inexplicable reason this is the image that that comes to mind https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/762_boxing_smileys.gif

Lalalalalalalalala https://www.flexbeta.net/forums/style_emoticons/default/whistle.gif
TV/MoviesRe: Review Any Movie by SisiJinx: 8:12pm On Dec 30, 2008
Ex Inferis:
delicately, huh?

perhaps hoping he can somehow incorporate that Bullet Time doohickey from the Matrix into his performance to get the audience packing up 'em Multiplexes in droves. besides that trick, keanu's repertoire is as bereft of topical acting varieties as poor Mother Hubbard's proverbial cupboard is empty of anything but cobwebs.

arent they all? save that one ugly little brat in Independence Day.

long distance too!
um, what movie was she in again?

guy, havent you been reading these pages? all the negative reviews? there has been nothing worth my while in all these hollywood and indie  torrents of visual and artistic abuse.

so i moved on to less aggravating pursuits.

like watching grass grow.

until 2009.
Rotflmao! Ebert has nothing on you! cheesy cheesy



iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sisikill, no saving grace?
Maybe effects?  That's all am looking for in the movie because i know keanu is terrible and connelly can be hit and miss.[/color]
Okay, the special effects was good. . . I loved the little metal termites eating everything up at the end.


justkunmi:
Someone here liked Seven Poundshuh
Color me confused too!!  huh
CultureRe: Sanu Nku Jamaa [Hausa-speaking thread] by SisiJinx: 5:36am On Dec 30, 2008
Sensei, yaya de?

Kana lafiya. . . ina ka je?
CultureRe: Sanu Nku Jamaa [Hausa-speaking thread] by SisiJinx: 5:29am On Dec 30, 2008
Ban gani ba. . . Haka ko Aiki?

In ka na ce Aiki. . . To, lafiya lau. Na gode.

Fadi mani. . . Ka na ji Hausa sosei ko kadan kadan?
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 4:59am On Dec 30, 2008
Rotflmao! No cheating!! Read the poem and put it in the right context. How can you be the fly here when a blind person can see your spider web tightening around my neck?

If I let you have your way, the next thing will be someone doing this  https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dead.gif over me.
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 4:52am On Dec 30, 2008
Busy_body:
Special dedication to H202's https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb016.gif and https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb301.gif
Awww, this thing between our iyalode and Acid is like War of the Roses (without the ending) it make me go https://images.zaazu.com/img/heartbeat-animated-animation-heartbeat-000335-large.gif



*Toyinrayo:
@Iyalode
rotflmao

@sisikill
are you if he loves you or if he loves you not? cheesy grin cheesy




[size=4pt]Doyin, cute? Jesu!![/size] tongue
Bwahahahahaha!

I am thinking. . . why is Renny letting Iyalode take Acid from her? Lord knows I love the woman but she's got the entire Auto Section guys eating out of her hands. She serenaded one guy the other and even me sef. . . my ori was wo-ing. Jeez, she is that good. I say get in there, dira well well and fight for him.

As for Doyin, our oro is in the Bank. . . specifically Habib Bank!!
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 4:43am On Dec 30, 2008
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 4:11am On Dec 30, 2008
Ruby Renny, which oko oh because as far as I can see, iwo lon kowon ja bi designer takalumi. grin


doyin13:
come. . . .why does busy body sound like sisi jinx  huh huh
Because she is my sensei!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/77.gif



doyin13:
You can't be sisi jinx sef. . . .

Our sisi is so broke, she can only stay online one minute at a time
shocked shocked shocked

I swear this is the last time I tell you which kind of condition made my crayfish bend angry angry

So much for trust.  cry
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 2:27am On Dec 30, 2008
@ iice
https://th150.photobucket.com/albums/s89/MamaKillinGuitar/th_High_Five_Emoticon.gif


@ Karma
Oh Karma. . . You don't wanna try me ooh. I'm a Seinfeld Trivialogist. . . Hehehehe
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 1:57am On Dec 30, 2008
Personally, after the initial I don't think this relationship is working, I'm just not in a right place right now. . . Blah, blah, blah on the day of the break up, I'm done. Will I cry? Will I be hurt, will I be heartbroken? Yes, Yes Yes. I won't however call him again and again demanding more explanation.

I mean if he explains. . . Is that my cue to try to change things he is at odds with in order to keep him? We are going down a slippery slope here. What about the next time and the next time and the next time? Do I keep jumping through hoops to give him what he wants?


Secondly, if you get an explanation. . . and you don't get together, then you spend time with had I knowns, what if I had done this or what if we had gone here or there? Maybe it was at that juncture that night on that day the whole thing started.

Is that closure? For me. . . It isn't.

My closure is getting over the fact that the guy didn't want me and finding the strength move on. . . literally shutting the door on that relationship. This does not mean we won't one day be friends but it would be extremely naive of me to think it's going to be immediately.

Like I said in my opinion, there is something extremely masochistic about hearing the reasons and something very sadistic about saying them.

There is a reason, the phrase "IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME' was invented. I say use it and take comfort in it. cheesy


OFF Topic
Anyone seen the Episode of Seinfeld where George's girlfriend demanded the truth for their break up. . . He told her and she ended up having herself committed? Hilarious! cheesy

Please note my peppered with Is and MEs smiley smiley
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 10:30pm On Dec 29, 2008
Rotflmao!!! cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 10:24pm On Dec 29, 2008
*Toyinrayo:
Sisikill, you and your comrades type too muchhhhhhh. . . . grin
Lmoa! Renny ki lo tun ti se?


topup:
[color=#cc0066]Maybe we're talking about different types of relationships, because I can tell you 100% that the least of the issues in my past relationships is whether 'she or he could cook' or not. It's deeper things, things like maybe he has always had problems trusting people, or the fact that I never complain and therefore am being dishonest, those are just a few examples, but some things are deeper than that, and it's all about constructive criticism, nobody's perfect, and I really don't believe I will take it personally if he gives me what I've been wanting, I mean it'll be my fault if I hear what I don't like. Also, if we're going to start talking about awkwardness then I really doubt the person was too immature to be in a relationship in the first place. There are some nasty things that have to be done, what's this rubbish about never speaking to an ex EVER again, are we not adults? Someone passed through your life and because of awkwardness you avoid them and speaking to them.

We might just have to settle that everyone's different.

I would hate to have an ex who didn't understand the importance of closure to me.

P.s. about the neediness - I would actually appreciate to hear that I have a habit of being very needy. Ok, maybe the next guy might not be bothered about that, but I'll get a chance to reassess myself.[/color]
You are taking me way too literally, I was being facetious and bringing things down to the basics. Obviously the reasons for the break will be deeper and more complex than the ones i listed above but your response to what I wrote does bring up an interesting thing.

So here you are sayingwell your relationship was way deeper than that because that's what YOU think and what YOU got out of it because he went a long way to give you that impression but what if the reasons I playfully suggested are the real reason for him breaking up with you?

You were expecting something more complex and he says nah. . . it just your cooking and your neediness and you never being satisfied? What then? Will you get your closure with that despite the reasons not meeting your expectations or will you hound him for reasons which makes sense to you. . . which will now give him a legitimate reason to say "That girl. . . .errr. . . cuckoo! Jeez!"

Do understand why some of us keep saying one can't rely on the reasons the other person gives for closure?
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 9:54pm On Dec 29, 2008
bluespice:
i know IIce has summed up this topic beauuutifully
but ive just gotta ask
why are people so obsessed with the Thoughts of closure than the actual closure if its even possible
i mean okay he broke up with u
after cheating
isnt it so damn obvious?
why kill urslef asking him why he did and then kill yourself all over again when he tells u he was done with the relationship?
okay extreme case scenario but seriously why?
Exactly!!

My thing why does closure have to be sitting down together and talking about the reasons for the breakup? I just don't get this. . . maybe like Acid said, we are not using the word closure in the right sense of the word.

It's awkward enough seeing someone you've broken up with, let alone having them sit down and tell you why they broke up with you. There is even a masochistic undertone to is all. I mean seriously, how is this supposed to play out?

You meet a a coffee shop and in the middle of ordering scones and tea, you get to hear how awful your cooking was?

The waiter comes with you tea but no sugar so you tell him you need sugar just as the ex tells you how your neediness drove him nuts.

You order another cup of tea and Ex boyfriend tells you he felt that he could never satisfy your wants.

. . . . is this closure?! Is it? Is it?

Isn't the actual BREAKUP CLOSURE IN ITSELF??!!!!   huh huh huh

Being hurt after a breakup is perfectly human. . . . but let's do away with the illusion that finding out what lead to the breakup will reduce the pain.

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