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CrimeRe: Beating Shit Out Of Your Girlfriend! by SisiJinx: 9:31pm On Dec 26, 2008
*Hauwa*:
naija men like beating (except few ones) when their mouth is not up to yours, they retort to hitting/beating.
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Ebony-Silk:
I think it's becoming more of a fetish for them now. Very sick minded
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AutosRe: Birds Of The Same Feather? by SisiJinx: 9:28pm On Dec 26, 2008
AutosRe: For All Nairalanders by SisiJinx: 9:22pm On Dec 26, 2008
sdbaba:
Se you don start again? Your own go pass tafa balogun own when EFCC & ICPC join together deal with you and ur phoney money doubling organisation. If you think sey Nairalanders dey this gullible,  u dey joke  shocked   huh  embarassed
smoothine:
don't mind am .e don forget say na naija we all dey .if you dey look for mugu you better carry your load go elsewhere pending the time efcc and icpc would catch up with Uewu.
While I believe you are both CORRECT, I have no choice but to give you failing grades because you didn't show your working.

Now please do us all a favor and show us step by step how you come to your answers using the formula below. . . .


The formular for intention is a little complex because u alway have to do a Physiological psychology after computing.

Intention = Poster's post + Poster's reply on responses X frequently logged in time(this can be found in the G.S)
                               ____________________________________________________________ _____
                                             General statistics X physiological psychology of poster




And don't forget to send THANK YOU AND WE LOVE YOU FOR SAVING US cards to the brains behind this formula  https://images.zaazu.com/img/lovemail-animated-animation-love-000378-large.gif

God only knows where we would be without him.  grin
AutosRe: Birds Of The Same Feather? by SisiJinx: 9:11pm On Dec 26, 2008
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 7:52pm On Dec 26, 2008
Rotflmao!

Karma, that's exactly my point. He gave his money freely without being browbeaten or even beaten into it and now he is blaming her for losing it.

When he carried that amount of money with him, one would assume he knew the kind of risks and he was willing to take 'em. Does he need to be told how to keep his own money safe?

The other day, my nephew broke his piggy bank and had all his quarters in his pocket, I said to him. . . I said M this is not safe (not to mention noisy as heck) let me help you keep it in my purse for you. He said, no thanks. . . I like it like this. I said you know you can lose it and he said he knows that but he will be very careful.

6 years old just taught us about making decisions, risks and consequences.

The girl is not crazy, she is just smart. . . Albeit dishonestly so. She saw a duere man and she took advantage of the duereness.

Besides, shouldn't he have seen the dishonesty in her before dating her, right? I mean men can blame women for dating guys who end up to be bums, why shouldn't we blame guys for dating con women?

Tit for tat lo laiye. cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 7:25pm On Dec 26, 2008
You should have screamed really loud when she wrestled you to the ground to take your money.

I know hitting women isn't socially acceptable but if I were you I woulda being on top of her giving her upper cuts and lower punches when she was forcing you to give her you money.

Shooo no gentleman in this case ooh. . . Not at all.
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 6:48pm On Dec 26, 2008
@ Topup
I love your write ups jare, they make for very interesting read.  kiss

While I agree with you with that closure is the key, I know some people who think closure is not as easy as it sounds, they say It would be inhuman not to go back and forth in your thoughts, which sometimes can translates to action. I've been accused a few times of never really loving because when I make up my mind that I'm done. . . I'm done. I don't think so because I make sure I state my reasons and let the other person know what happened and when. . . Even if the fault is more on my part.


@ Bluespice
Oh oh Twinie, you gon get in twouble now. They are going to say we didn't get the right Christmas presents fa.  cheesy

10 bucks. . . One of 'em will come here and say "Jeez, another Naija guys bashing thread" completely ignoring that our lovely OP had GUYS not Naija Guys in the title.  cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 6:23pm On Dec 26, 2008
JJYOU:
2 of my favourite people @ work. why do i love you girls with minds like this? love they say is blind.
Lmao! Au contraire mon amour. . . Love isn't blind, people just chose not to see.

Love ya too kiss kiss kiss

you will get wiser as you see more years. experience is a very bad teacher
I thought it was a good teacher? Ah, if it is bad. . . where is the incentive to want to experience experience?
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 6:17pm On Dec 26, 2008
bluespice:
its simple
most of them are self obsessed things
Tee hee hee

[size=3pt]Watch one of 'em come and tell us
1) We are bitter
2) We need a good  lipsrsealed
3) Leave Naija men alone and go find foreign men
4) We need and attitude chance,
5) We're heartbroken
6) We have no hope[/size]
RomanceRe: How To Show You No Longer Love Her by SisiJinx: 6:14pm On Dec 26, 2008
Tee hee hee.
RomanceRe: Guys Are Always Too Quick To Assume That We Ladies Are Crazy! by SisiJinx: 6:11pm On Dec 26, 2008
Guys think that they are God’s gift to women.

If you are with them, then you are sane because you recognize what the Lord has "ordained" for you. https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/clap.gif

If you are not with them, it means you must be mentally unstable. . . How else do you explain turning you back on God’ gift?? https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crazy.gif

And you try telling them you are just fine without this so called God’s gift and it's https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/clapsarcastic.gif for ya!
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 5:57pm On Dec 26, 2008
na2day?:
i thought the opposite is true huh huh huh huh
Okay, you gotta stop this now. . . you don't wear obtuseness well. tongue tongue
CultureRe: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 5:55pm On Dec 26, 2008
na2day?:
after saying amen, i had to think about that phrase, "excuse meeeeeeeeeeeee!" i honestly thought it was english and meant for all to use, i didnt know that it was exclusively meant for "females" only but now i know better, i will just have to say it in spanish next time tongue tongue tongue
Excuse Me - For all to use

Excuse Meeeeeeeeeeeeee - For Ghetto chics fighting with their baby daddy new girl to use

Get it? cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Tom Cruise & Will Smith by SisiJinx: 1:24am On Dec 26, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]@Sisi,
Oh dear i just read it before logging on here. The reviews are bad sad
One said it was like an orgasm that never happens grin grin[/color]
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! I loves it! cheesy cheesy

[color=#9900ff]What was contrived? The script, the intentions or the acting grin grin
Poorly done for me.[/color]
THE INTENTIONS!!

Jeez, could it have gotten any more syrupy?

GMFB https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif
CultureRe: Black People And Christmas Gift by SisiJinx: 1:22am On Dec 26, 2008
Tee hee hee. grin
CultureRe: Black People And Christmas Gift by SisiJinx: 12:10am On Dec 26, 2008
Kia look at the way this Just Good man exposed me like this oooh.

The day I came to his house, weeping and throwing myself to the floor because of my inability to settle with one man, I begged. . . . BEGGED him not to tell anybody fa and look what he has done. . . Shi-ing mi si gbangba like so.

Ay! However will I go on now. cry

I should have known men like him who claim to have wives at home yet have no qualms telling another woman online to bend over so he can hit it from behind, can't be trusted with secrets.

Tsk. . . I blame myself sha, mama has always told me I'm too trusting.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is Harmattan Delaying? by SisiJinx: 11:36pm On Dec 25, 2008
@ David
Global warning na lie? What? Are you calling Al Gore a liar? You didn't see movie. . . That was super cereal stuff oooh. cheesy
ComputersRe: Sony Makes The Best Laptops by SisiJinx: 11:13pm On Dec 25, 2008
Wait. . . Why is Acer in the poll? Isn't it a toy lappy for l'il kiddies? huh

And what in the world is Lenowhatever? Never heard of it.
ComputersRe: Sony Makes The Best Laptops by SisiJinx: 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2008
Sony Vaio is the WORST laptop I've ever used. Got mine less than a year ago and it's already falling apart. The plugging thingy has become so loose, you'd think it just had ten babies at once and the keys are so soft. Gah!!!

Hate Sony!! angry
Dell or HP is the way to go.
CelebritiesRe: Tom Cruise & Will Smith by SisiJinx: 4:44am On Dec 25, 2008
@ iice
Tom used to be the super star.  He has been sliding down.  I hope Valkyrie revives him.
Rotflmao!!! You haven't read the reviews of the movie?  Yeparipa! Just make sure you aren't drinking anything when you do. Funniest reviews evah!! They trashed Him so bad, it's hard to believe this is Tom Cruise.

And the lengths he went through to promote this movie. . . the man appeared on some show that had to do with THE HILLS. FREAKING AUDREY WHATSHERFACE AND HEIDI WHATSHERNAME HILLS fa! Truly how the mighty have fallen.

Tres sad! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif


@ Topic
None of them.

Seven Pounds was too contrived for me https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif
Christianity EtcRe: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by SisiJinx: 4:28am On Dec 25, 2008
what is in it for you


I'll never understand why people ask this question.

Must one have a ulterior motive to speak out against trickery in the church or anything wrong for that matter?

You yourself have admitted he's made valid comments. . . isn't that enough to know what is in it for him?

What is wrong with us. . .  Nigerians?!!! angry
LiteratureRe: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by SisiJinx: 9:56pm On Dec 24, 2008
Do you notice pe iwo nikan lo da soro on the thread? undecided

Otito is iya isa is e don do is let it go, Haba!!!
LiteratureRe: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by SisiJinx: 9:54pm On Dec 24, 2008
doyin13:
That is the Yoruba  ''do'' abi grin grin wink
Doyin!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

No. . . . after I get muffled by your melons  cheesy cheesy grin
*Digs out hijab from closet and quickly wears it*

Jeez! You are supposed to pretend you don't see anything!

Alakoba! angry angry


@ Acid
Otito now. . . Jeez!

By the way, why do I always get the urge to speak Hausa to you?

For instance, right now I was thisclose to writing "Ya Isa mana!"

Maybe there is something worth investigating here. . . .
RomanceRe: How To Make Love Potion by SisiJinx: 9:18pm On Dec 24, 2008
DaPhoenix:
You're just knowing that??! We meet on Monday and Thursday nights here at Nairaland. Come by and visit.
Aaah, Ojoro cheating. You are supposed to trick them into coming not give them an open invitation!

I'm telling on yoooooooou.

Anyway, did you an Bluespice get your brooms yet?

I haven't gotten mine ooh and SHE said we'll be flying in the New Moon.

Do you think it will be okay if I used my Vacuum instead?

It worked in Hocus Pocus   undecided
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 9:08pm On Dec 24, 2008
dreeldee:
where do you guys get the lyrics from? I once listened to them and i still have some of them but not the lyrics embarassed
Lmao! It's from a members only forum and you have to be a girl. tongue

Oh alright, I guess I can give you the password. . . but you have to promise you'll keep it a secret.

It's. . . GOOGLE. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/32.gif
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 9:04pm On Dec 24, 2008
Aiyele Dance Video

Love the song, too bad Rameywhathisface is featured prominently in it. angry

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Oluwa jo wa Gbemisoke
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CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:57pm On Dec 24, 2008
E ba mi so fun SISI wink
Yen ko ma e lo o
Tori faji tele la wa
Baby Jowo ma e lo

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CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:54pm On Dec 24, 2008
~icecold~~:
@sisi jinx

God bless u for that song

Aiye maa le ooo
O le indeed!! cry



Ebony-Silk:
omg!!! we're so like, almost the same cheesy grin cheesy

except for the Muslim part  tongue
LOL! See, small by small. . . You already have the Hausa part! grin grin
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:45pm On Dec 24, 2008
goodass:
@ sisi jinx
na Apostolic shoshi u go?  grin
Lmao! Noo. . . I no get real church oh.

Anywhere they call, I go.

Mom nah Methodist. . . grew up going there.

Aunt was CAC, she carry us along with her.

Other Aunt nah Winners. . . She says oya, we say yes ma.

Uncle nah Redeem, he say enter car. . .  we say okay sir.

Daddy nah Muslim, He call Adhan. . . we Obey.

Free for all l'omo cheesy
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:38pm On Dec 24, 2008
MY FAVORITE SONG FROM THE BEST YOURBA MOVIE IN ALL OF THE LAND

AIYE LE FROM MADAM DEAREST

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CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:30pm On Dec 24, 2008
Odun de Odun de
Odun de Odun yo (2ce)
Edumara wa gbo wa o
Ire Ire. . . .

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CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by SisiJinx: 8:24pm On Dec 24, 2008
Kabiyesi o, Hosanna o
Eyin Jesu Kristi oba aiku2x
Wa ka yin Jesu ara mi o
Yin Eledumare oba aiku2x

Egbe ga
Eyin Jesu o
Eyin Jesu Kristi oba aiku

Kabiyesi o, Hosanna …

Egbe ga
Eyin Jesu o
Eyin Jesu Kristi oba aiku
Repeat

Gbogbo aiye gbe Jesu ga
Angel ewole fun 2x
E mu ade oba re wa
Seloba5x
Seloba awon oba

Eyi iru omo Israeli
Ti ati ra pada2x
E ki eni to gba yin la
Seloba5x
Seloba awon oba

Ojoba, Oti joba, Oti joba
Ohun loba Lorimi
Ohun loba lori wa
Ohun loba laiye o
Ohun loba2x

Ninu gbogbo aiye
Koseni bi ohun
To lagbara ati ipa lori isa oku
Ni oruko Jesu gbogbo ekun yo wole
Gbogbo ahon you jewo pe Jesu loluwa
Gbogbo eyin eda egboruko re ga
Eyin angeli mimo efori bale fun.

Ojoba…

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