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Ruby, only Christian songs or what Coz me about to add Shina Peters ooh!

goodass:
awa si wa lati mu ebun
ebun fOba ta bi loni

wow! reminds me of little moi doin dt piece durin kidz xmas carol
great song, baba Ayewa. d song dey VCD/DVD now sef. great song. i think i dey pamari 4/5 then

Rotlflmao! I remember welli welli. . . . dancing in front of the stereo and I couldn't dance for nada!

SATANI DEHIN LEHIN MI
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JESU BAMI GBERU MI DORI

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Ebony-Silk:
[b]odun nlo sopin [/b]et halleluya

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Lol!!! The whole song here

Awwwww. . . . I LOOOOOOVE GOOD WOMEN!!

Ebony-Silk:
@post
Amona tete wa o (4x)
aiye n o baje
Amona tete wa
Aiye n daru o
Amona tete wa

Oh my GOD!!!!

Ese n gori ese lojojumo
Aiye ma de yipo
Amano
Amona tete bo


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Mo je baba l’ope

Mo je Baba l’ope to po

Ni gbati mo ro

Ise iyanu baba laye mi

Mu ri wipe mo je Jesus mi lope re pete

*Hauwa*:
oh yeah stillwater. if the gift from the boyfriend is something cheap or something you already got, give it away kia kia. no room for alaroro boyfriend stuff in your house i say

Rotflmao! At least some people get something, worof those who don't get nada. . . not even an ecard on their birthday.

Sorry Mamacita

na2day?:
i didn't say anything ooo. let me allow u have the last word _{so that church go close}

Thank You!

Now let’s say the Grace.

Hehehehehe

excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Just because you made me laugh, I’m gonna give you a friendly piece of advice. Come closer. . . hey, not that close, tsk.

Anyway, Saying “Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” does not help your case none. Nope, not even. . . No Siree Bob! I mean all that’s left is for you to have one hand on your hip, the other in the air, move your head from left to right, saying “Oh no you di'ent! Hell Naw”

Masa is not Gurasa

Gurasa also known as Khubz in Arabic and Pita Bread in English

It’s nothing like the bastardized Pita bread the sell all over the place, That one is just https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2202_puking.gif


This is the real deal https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0010.gif


https://www.hughesinternet.com/Recipes/images/pitabread.jpg


Suya [img]http://media.bigoo.ws/content/smile/happy/happy_164.gif[/img]


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Funkaso. . . anyone?

baani:
WHY D HECK DO LADIES FILL that THEY CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A MAN DOWN BY GETTIN PREGNANT

And they do it in the most devious manner too. . . 

1) They hide his wallet to stop him from buying a condom.
2) They slip the drug store manager 5 bucks to tell the guy they ran out of condom
3) Tie his hands so he can’t wear a condom if he has one on hand
4) Make him believe he is wearing a condom when he really isn’t.
5) The force him to have sex even when he doesn't want to

I feel sorry for the poor innocent men who fall into the trap of these evilinas called Women! https://forums.beyondunreal.com/images/smilies/shakehead.gif

By the way, I find really admirable that you are open to alternative methods of getting someone to fall in love with you.

Honestly, If I hear "Watch and Pray" or "Just Be Yourself" one more time, I swear I am making me a deaf/mute portion!

Okay, before I give you this, you should know that I have been doing my classes with Corresponding School of Witchcraft online, so I’ve not had the opportunity to have my work graded but I suppose I can use your result for my finals. So here

LOVE POTION TEA

1 pinch of rosemary
2 teaspoons of black tea
3 pinches thyme
3 pinches nutmeg
3 fresh mint leaves
6 fresh rose petals
6 lemon leaves
3 cups pure spring water
Sugar
Honey

To make another person fall in love with you, brew this tea on a Friday during a waxing moon (moving from empty to full).

Place all ingredients in an earthenware or copper tea kettle. Boil three cups of pure spring water and add to the kettle. Sweeten with sugar and honey, if desired.

Before drinking, recite this rhyme:

BY LIGHT OF MOON WAXING
I BREW THIS TEA
TO MAKE LAGBAJA* DESIRE ME.

Drink some of the tea and say:

GODDESS OF LOVE
HEAR NOW MY PLEA
LET LAGBAJA* DESIRE ME!
SO MOTE IT BE
SO MOTE IT BE


On the following Friday, brew another pot of the love potion tea and give some to the person you want to love you. She will soon begin to fall in love with you.

*****Of course it goes without saying that you put the person's name in place of Lagbaja or you'll wake up to Lagbaja serenading you with "Bigmodo. Anything for me" and you answering "Lagbaja, something for you" 


Like I said, I haven’t had my work graded. . . so if anything happens like you turning into a bright shade of purple or warts starts sprouting on your face, please don’t come knocking on my door. I guess that’s my disclaimer. 


Oh one more thing, if you can't find black tea, you can use green tea. . . you just gotta reduce the mint leaves to one and half or two.

Here's another

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^^^^^^
And Covenant Partnership.

Hehehehe. . . . African Chicken is the Hard Chicken. Regular store (Oyinbo-Agric) chicken falls apart the moment the water temperature rises. By the time you want to fry it or do anything else,  it is pieces pieces you will be shaaing.

Yeparipa! Cook? Me? Bwahahahahaha!   

Season to be Merry ni won pe oh not Season to Bury!!

Nah, I leave the cooking to the experts. . . two lovely and very indulging older sisters

My cooking skills starts and ends with baking cake. . . instant one at that. 

@Bluespice
Of course! Lmao!

@ Doyin13 and Phoenix
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Liwwle girl in da house peeease

@ DaPhoenix
Fantasies? Whoa! Hol' up! . . . are you telling me you can use chocolate fountain for things other than pouring Herseys? Dan Allah. . . SPILL! Hey, there ain't no shame in my bushness, I admit it proudly.


@ Ebony_Silk
The only useful gift I got last year was Gameboy. Everything else was. . . "Oh wow. Gee, how. . . How lovely. . . You. . . You really shouldn't have. . . Really." :\


@ Adam Brody
Playas club eh? Ah. . . I got you, I got you.

For those who don't know. . . In Heartbreak Speak, Playas club means Pity Party Club where guys meet and have a little hugging session . . . Ya know hugging out their pain.


@ Bluespice
You are a minimalist too! Did I say Kindred spirits? Well that's an understatement.

Heartbreak eh? Sooooo that's the reason?

Me sef I've been wondering, I is about to call them Rent A Hug people to send a fine Rachel Bilson look alike to our friend here.

The man bitter no be small oooh.

Regifting? A crime? Only if you get caught.

Last year, I got a chocolate Fountain. A chocolate fountain! What in hades am I gonna do with a freaking Chocolate fountain with my bush self. . . Kunu or Fura?

Well that thing is wrapped with the prettiest wrapping sheet and a nice little bow, Just waiting for one lucky person.

Tee hee hee

Karma. . . Jo kini meaning jigaboo? mo fe build yoruba vocab me. I've been impressing my peeps at home lately, they think I'm taking Yoruba classes on the sly.

Of course all of my new words are ebu but new is new.

What. . .what are you saying? That women harp on and on about things until kingdom come?

Well I never!

[Size=4pt] Don't even think about it. . . Hehehe [/size]

Haba, It is not that difficult to know how he operates. . . I mean it's just two things.

1) If you are a woman and you talk about Naija men in a way he doesn't like, you are bitter, you don't have a man, you will remain single for the rest of your life.

2) If you talk about Nigeria and it doesn't fit his way of thinking, You are a traitor, you like Oyinbo culture and it is better for you to remain there and leave Nigeria to the Nigerian lovers. . . people who think like him are Naija lovers.

What it basically boils down to is. . . it's his way or the Highway.

Me too! https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/761_animated_boxing.gif

@ Topic
See nothing wrong with it! It's not like there is a place in the books which says the ground will open or the walls for come crumbling down if a Muslim steps into a Church or a Christian into a Mosque. The more the merrier. . . that's what I say!!

Let the division, us vs. them shtick go people. . .  and have a Merry Christmas!! 

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For people who cook, who want to cook and who are remotely interested in cooking, watch Funke Koleosho teach how to make the perfect Nigerian Christmas Dinner

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Roasted Turkey Strips seasoned with delicate suya spices

1. 500g of turkey breast
2. Salt
3. 2 tablespoon groundnut oil
4. 1 small red onion
5. 2-3 tablespoons of suya mix (depending on chilli content)
6. 2 medium salad tomatoes, wash and slice
7. Iceberg lettuce, slice
8. 2-3 tablespoons of groundnut paste (or peanut butter)
9. 1 sprig of fresh thyme
10. 2 seasoning cubes
11. Small piece of ginger, grate

Preparation Time: 10 minutes
Marinating time: 120 minutes

Cooking Time: 20 minutes 1 Thinly slice turkey into strips. Rinse and place pieces in a large mixing bowl. Add the suya mix, thyme and crumbled seasoning cubes. Add the groundnut oil, grated ginger and groundnut paste. Work spices into the turkey and allow to marinate for at least 2 hours.
Place turkey strips on a baking dish or pan and cook in a heated oven (190 gas mark 5) for about 20 minutes, turning meat pieces occasionally.
Serve with lettuce, onions and tomatoes.

Fried Plantains with mixed sweet peppers

Preparation Time: 10 minutes
Cooking Time: 30 minutes
1Deep fry the plantain piece, drain and set aside. Briskly fry peppers and onion pieces, drain.
2 In a colander, place the fried plantain, peppers and onion. Add some seasoning salt if desired and toss to evenly distribute. Serve.
• 1 (just) ripe plantain,  peel & dice
• 1 seasoning cube
• ¼ green pepper, dice
• ¼ yellow pepper, dice
• ¼ red pepper, dice
• Pinch of freshly chopped  thyme
• Salt
• ¼ red onion, dice


Traditional Nigerian Jollof rice

1. 3 cups (about 700g) easy cook long grain rice. Wash & drain
2. 4 large tomatoes or 1 can of plum tomatoes
3. 1 tablespoon tomato puree (optional)
4. 1 tablespoon freshly chopped thyme
5. 1-2 teaspoon freshly milled or ground nutmeg
6. 2-3 cups chicken stock
7. 1 medium size onion
8. 2 seasoning cubes
9. 1 scotch bonnet (yellow). Remove stalk & seeds (optional)
10. 1 large sweet red pepper. Remove stalk & seeds
11. 2 serving spoons of butter or margarine or vegetable oil
12. freshly chopped chives
13. A small piece of ginger
14. Salt

Preparation Time: 10 minutes

Cooking Time: 30 minutes

1. Blend the tomatoes, sweet pepper, and onion together. In a large pot, add the blend, and the finely chopped scotch bonnet if using, thyme, nutmeg and chicken stock. Also add some water about 2 cups. Bring to the boil. Pound or grind ginger. Add to the boiling mix.

2. Stir slowly, add tomato puree (if using) and let boil for about 5 minutes under high heat. Turn heat down, slowly introduce rice and stir. Add salt to taste. Add some hot water enough to cook the rice, cover pot first with a sheet of foil paper and then with the pot lid. Simmer until rice is cooked.

3 Open pot and check if rice is cooked. Add more hot water if required. Then gently stir rice avoiding scraping the bottom of the pot. Avoid overcooking rice. Crush and sprinkle seasoning cube, stir and taste for salt. Add two serving spoons of butter and mix well. Add the chopped chives and mix.

4 Serve hot with roasted turkey strips.

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dollyn:
I wl always be by his side every second,every minute,every hour.,every day,every year i wl lay down my life my body my soul i wl hold on to him all night and never let go.every second i live dts d promise i make 2 him.

Tee hee hee 

The Topic says How Do You Show You Care About Him not One Sure-Fire Way To Send Him Packing. . . although that's what some _Psycho guys want, so I guess it depends on what kind of guy you have.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]With actions.  .  .I will always be there to listen to him, support him, encourage him.
I will always have his back.  .  .[/color]

Ditto!!!  

Some guys want you to fawn over them. . .

How was work?
Were they mean to you?
Have you eaten?
What did you eat?
How did you eat it?
Did you drink water?
How did you drink it?
Did it go down well?
Are you sleepy?
When do you want to sleep?
Are you Hot?
Are You cold?

Jeebus. H Christo! If I wanted to baby someone I'll just mosey on over to my sister's place and take care of my two years old niece!!    

Exhausted! My older sis is my best friend and boy did I work my little behind off!

na2day?:
Women!    i got ur msg but u missed mine 

Men!  Always have to have the last word 

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