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Wow! Everyone is so happy and so nice to one another, I better take a picture now coz i suspect this will be the only time. . . .

Say Happy New Year, people!!

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I am wearing underpants, so no peeking  

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Rotflmao! Rotflamao! Rotflmao!!

Look at you going on and on about what you can do. 

Ready to go right now, going at it all night.

Freestyling and all thinkin' you are a star

So sure of your prowess in and out of. . .

Aww, sweetie. . .

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Busy_body:
@ Sisi https://emoticons4u.com/happy/1356.gif

Ouch, ouch and ouch https://emoticons4u.com/happy/1074.gif I have just fallen in love with you over again https://emoticons4u.com/love/new/mrstraetz.gif

Ki ade o pe lori o https://emoticons4u.com/happy/060.gif https://emoticons4u.com/happy/143.gif

Rotlfmao! Iyaloade. . . I say you taught me well!!

This is not a case of won ko mi motu ran mi ko. . . no siree Bob!

By the time you were done with me, I was ready to take on the world.

So ekunle ni mo wa. https://www.anchoredbygrace.com/smileys/icon_bow.gif

Yeye oh  Yeye Oh!

Eba re , Eba Re!

Ato wa something something!!

doyin13:
Hall of Fame of Talk Show Hosts:

Oprah Winfrey, Geraldo Riveira, Dr. Phil, Ellen Degenerate, Rosie O'Donell, Sisi Jinx, Sisi Kill, Baby Jinx. . .

You know you could have just said uwarka, Ubanka, Arbanza kwai instead of insulting me like this.

Emi ati Oprah, O'donold and Dr, Feel Good? 

na2day?:
whatever happened to multitasking? can't i kill 2 birds with one stone i mean bullet? 

Mister Na2day. . . are you proposing what I think you are proposing?

A Ménage a. . . well I never! What Kinda girl do you think I am?

when we clock 50yrs young 

Awww, how optimistic of you because if you plan on shooting multiple from one bullet,

You're gonna wear yourself out before 10. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/71.gif

Busy_body:
Sowwy Top-up In honour of you and as the number one list of my New Year resolution, I have cancelled my annual subscription to the Association of RailwayThread-Derailer's Association, honest

*Gasps*

Whatever will we do for fun??!!!

bluespice:
exactly topup
when they give too much of themselves, almost sacrificing their individuality at the altars of a relationship and the other party treats u worse than scum in the break-up process,
do u then want to endure more hurt in sitting down n talking over what went wrong and who did what wrong??
i know u really don't like my stance on the quest for closure (and i know this topic is long dead) but i just wish u'll see reasons with us (those with like stances on closure) that ur being certan of the fact that u did nothing absolutely wrong should be closure enough

okay u really don't need to reply just wanted to say that

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topup:
Thank God we are back on track.

Oh Now I see what the topic really is about. . . people telling their sob stories. I guess it's no wonder some of us couldn't really fit our concept of closure into the whole thing.

1) No one is saying being confused after a break is bad.

2) No one is saying wanting answers and trying to understand is wrong.

3) What some of us are saying is that - Waiting on the answers get for your cue to move on is somewhat unrealistic.

What if. . .
              A) The answers don't satisfy you?

              B) What good will these answers do for you, if you end up still broken up?

              C) You get back together because you decided to update yourself to match what he wants . .  what kind of relationship is that?

Do you want a relationship where there is mutual respect and both of you change for the better to move the relationship to another level or do you want one where you are the one who is forever changing yourself to suit his every whim?

Personally, my self respect and being self assured takes precedence over keeping a guy. I know we have been somewhat conditioned to think we have to lose our own sense of self to keep a man. . . a complete and total fallacy.

Your answers to some of the questions show that by all accounts you were a good girlfriend. Why can't you take comfort in that?!!


Off Topic. . . . funny anecdote

I have a 3 years old niece who has just found her voice and the world around her. B. . . we'll call her B likes to ask questions.

B - What are you doing?
Me - Wearing my shoes
B - Why?
Me - Because I am going out
B-  Why?
Me - Because I have to do something
B - But why?
Me - Because it has to be done (can you sense the impatience building. . . Lol)
B - Oh. (pause) You wearing your shoes?
Me  - Yes, B I am wearing my shoes because I am going out to do something, okay?
B - Why?
Me - B, I've told you already now go to your mom NOW!!
B - Okay. . . but Why?

I suppose the women who want answer for every little tiny detail of what went wrong sound like my little B and maybe that's why men are quick to think so quick to think they are crazy. At least Little B has the excuse of age and wide-eyed curiosity.

If I offended you in anyway, I apologize. . . just wanted to make it clear that those of us who aren't for the kind pf closure you subscribe have our reasons.

foruma:
From topup,
"Your girlfriend of 7 months, just tells you one day that it's all over. Ok, so in the past 2 months she's been slowly distancing herself from you, less phone calls, visits and barely any enthusiasm, so of course, she's prepared herself for the breakup, but you are completely unaware, you think everything is fabulous, you're even thinking about what to get her for her birthday. The birthday comes, and she's all fantastic, you think you two are a match made in heaven, then a week later, she breaks up with you, and of course you're stunned so you don't ask all the questions you want to ask and the questions just float around in your head, you sulk for ages and then after the intial stage of upset, you now want answers, but guess what, she's moved on, she's now got a new guy, your number's been deleted off her phone, and you're calling to ask her why she left you, because you deserve to know, and she just speaks to you like your wasting her time, she is uneasy to talk to you or acknowledge the good 5 months you spent as a close knit couple, and it hurts, in order to move on, you need to know where you went wrong, so it's not too personal, after all it could easily be her cheating ways or wandering eyes. Just knowing this would save so much soul-searching, further heartbreak and just confusion. "

Interesting,  IT HAPPENED TO ME, almost word for word!!!!! after almost 2 years,  over an EMAIL!!!! damn!!!

MEN,  I didn't see it coming,  got me like a sucker punch,  left me reeling and broken,  I just don't understand what, why, when, and how it all fell apart,

I treated her nicely, too nicely,  perhaps i gave too much,   I know she has a new guy now,  "she moved on so quickly" barely after a "WEEK!! men,  she took me for a jolly good ride, 

anyways, [size=18pt]Life must go on,  I am picking up the broken pieces,  and looking forward to new things next year,  [/size]

It sure will and I hope for bigger and better things for you next year.

Time spent dwelling in the past, is time wasted!!

It gone, done, over and it can't be changed, reversed or redone

doyin13:
hehehe

the penalty is severe though

Do the crime, do the time

wonder what you'd have done if i told you i went to Savannah bank  

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acidrop:
wats with the postings of icons, and smiles and weird dances moves and videos and song, its distractin. stop it jor.


are we still talking about sugar daddy

Yeah we are still talking about Pimps. . . https://www.cool-names.net/msn-emoticons-smiley/love-vendor.gif err. . . I mean sugar daddy!


Here. . . some candy for you https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/chillpill.gif  

WesleyanA:
you guys are pervs,  . . lol

stephen seem to be ok though. except he'll soon be corrupted by sisi  

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doyin13:
kai,  . . . .his ploy has worked

Haaa  won ti gba iyawo l'owo mi

Haa  aiye mi

It's all your fault now. . .  you went over to the dark side!

I mean Bank of the North over Habib Bank?! Seriously!!




And Hammock for Karma https://files.myopera.com/JagsTreehouse/albums/231041/zsmiley%20in%20hammock.gif

StephenP:
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You go you!

And here I am joining you!!

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doyin13:
at this rate, he will be humming to this in no time  

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Rotflmao!!! NEVER I SAY, NEVER!!

He's got me firmly behind. . . errr. . . by his side!!

WesleyanA:
stephen and sisi jinx please go find a room. you two love birds are making us blush  

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Quote from: Busy_body

How long do i want to fight for? Unless you join them and go and get jazz to be able to keep your man, what can you do? No matter how much you tart yourself up and make yourself a cook in the kitchen and a LovePeddler in the bedroom, a randy-goat would always remain a randy-goat Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

How do I love thee. . . let me count the ways!

This is why I don't even bother. . .  don't expect me to twist myself into a pretzel and don't get offended if I decide let me see what's outside and that's if I'm in the mood sef.

WHo needs all this drama. . . You didn't look at me the right way, you didn't bend your knee properly, you mother did not call me this morning to say thank you for marrying my daughter, your brother did not dobale for me, you hugged all the covers last night. . . for that for that, I am going outside. . . who needs that when I could be doing this https://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_1_14.gif

STEPHEN PAY THEM NO MIND AND JUST HUM TO THIS

Jealousy!

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I've even dance for you

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doyin13:
Sisi . . . .is a lie

U saw the Okrika edition/

let me give u the koko gist

Single, starting from the bottom rung guy sees okay single girl
and thinks ''I have a chance''

''Hello, sexy lady, you are the shit u know, and I am digging you like a grave''

''What.''single girl replies.''How dare, a low life rat like you steps up to me''

Single guy stammers in shame

A range rover stops close by, and out steps respectable married man

As he walks by minding own bizness, single girl deliberately knocks into him

''Sorry sir. . . .I am so clumsy sir. . . . E ma binu sir''

For full effect, she lets purse drop and bends down to the side, waist down, ass up
to pick it up

Blood drains from man's head and feet to his genitals, so he is stupid and can't run

''Omo dada,'' he winks mischieviously at her.

''Have you eaten?'' he asks

''Haano sir,''she replies, all batting eyelashes and pouting lips

''In that case, come on in my range rover, let me take u to tantalishers.''

Doyin! Speaking out of salitness for being turned down is so not attractive

Obviously, this is a rich vs poor guy scenario.

Abi are we back to that Bizarro world again. . .

I mean last I checked Range Rover does not a wedding Ring make.

Omo Dada does does not "I am a Happily married man" mean

And have you eaten does not mean "Leave me alone ooh, I have a wife at home. Ah! Ara adugbo egba mi oooh, she won't leave me alone when I have a wife, I am married se. Mo ni I am married"

Or maybe his license plate read "Respectable Married Man"

StephenP:
[size=18pt]Well the married men are the ones who walk up to them. Or am I mistaken?[/size]

Stephen. . . Seriously speaking, this is why I will always stop and pay atenntion to what you have to say. You know what . Scratch that, . let me rephrase. . .

Stephen  this is why I will always stop, pay attention to and respect what you have to say. You never stop showing you have a good head on your shoulder. . . even if it means going against the wind of unattractive Machismo that seems to blow all over Nairaland!!  

*Toyinrayo:
I dnt believe you

Rotflmao! Don't you see for their premise to make any sense, for the single girl to take all the blame. . .  it had to have happened like that.

StephenP:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! True story though, I was there when it happened.

I knew you looked familiar!!

That was you trying to get the poor guy out of the clutches of the girl, right?

Oh you did a fine job, too bad she out matched you two.

busybein:
hmm  sisikill u sure say u never dey read too much mills and boons

Lmao! M & B ke? No no no!

This one wey them they blame girl who know marry for going out with man wey don marry.

Abeg between the two, which one know say he dey married?!

Okay, jokes apart. Let's be honest with ourselves. . . . the men are right and I seent it happen many many times and this is how it happened

A girl walked up to a guy who was just minding his own business, she taped him on the shoulder and asked "Hi, Are you married?"

The innocent guy answers "Yes I am, Very Very married" [/b]with such joy you can tell he loves being married.

Well, he had barely finished talking when the girl immediately wrestled him to the floor, placed her knee on his neck. . .  right above his wind pipe and says [b]"Ask me out on a date, NOW"

He struggled for awhile but he knew he was fighting a losing battle, so he did whats was asked "Will you go out on a date with me?

And she answers "What do you think, of course I will. . . You are married, aren't you?

And this, ladies is how a girl accepts the offer of a date from a man she knows is married!!!

[size=20pt]And Better-er still why do Married Men make the offers when they knowingly know they are married??![/size]

WesleyanA:
then you should change your question to:

Why do Married Men Leave Their Wives and Run After Single Ladies.

if there's is no offer, there won't be acceptance you know?
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Oh Wes. . . may I call you Wes?

Don't you get it, in a Naija man's world. . . everything is the woman's fault.

It is the wife's fault he cheating on her and it is the girlfriend's fault he is cheating with her.

He is just a little innocent in this whole saga,

Even though it is his willie willie jumping up an down the place like a lice infested dog.

H2O2:
yeeeeeeeeeeee acid tabon

We understand. . . you got a certain someone in the brain.

doyin13:
na wa. . .

Sisi you no go kill person walahi

OMG

Not you me doll. . . at least not yet.

chika98:
Sisi Jinx is rhyming all the hindi movies she knows

Abi what else can I do?

Do you know how long we've been wooing her?

Haba! The thing tire me!

busybein:
sisikill please u can help inspired answer my qstion below,thanks



"inspired define pubic hair and how it is scraped,like gorimapa and then rubbing oil there to shine wella,or which other way"

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H2O2:
Damn.  When will H2O2 be relieved of these gbewudanis.


Dirty Sanchez sef no get this much recognition.

*Sigh*

Acid, my darlin'. . . you do not win a woman's heart by calling her names.

Next time, you will say. . . pay attention oh. . . you say

"Ruby, sweerat. . . how's about we blow this joint and I'll just what a classy man is like"

Next look for a romantic spot and then go all Indian Movie on her. . . Like so

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Ruby, Ruby oh aka Alagolo,

omo ti o pretty ti wan pe ni Toyinrayo ati Morenike.

4 Her nko, eyin na wa nibe"

Maine Pyar Kiya!

Hum Tum!

Kuchi Kuchi Hota Hai

Isqe Ishq Huwa

Tee hee hee. . . to think I was getting ready to go waste 9.50 at the movies when real show is here. . . https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1947_eating_popcorn_and_drinking_beer.gif


Oh where am I manners. . . drinks anyone?

My Bartender is on call https://www.emoticonstar.com/emoticons/eating/041-%5BEating%5D-%5BEmoticonStar.com%5D.gif

And my chef never sleeps https://www.emoticonstar.com/emoticons/eating/014-%5BEating%5D-%5BEmoticonStar.com%5D.gif