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StephenP:Shhhh. . . don't ruin it for the rest of us now. Being a peeping Tom (Thomosina) might be beneath you But it's the only way some of us get any. . . ya, know. |
She of course! Pick up your phone ke. Good you showed her. . . Oh You go boy. Who Da man? You Da Man! Hercules! Hercules! Hercules! Macho, Macho man Who wants to see a Macho man? Then come on over here For the Macho Man stands tall and Proud. Neeeeeeeeeext on the smack down list- Children and old people. Oh don't worry, I'm sure our Macho man can handle himself. [I]supporter's club chanting & doing wave - ole ole ole, ole, ole, ole ole.[/i] |
You can have baby daddy(ies) and still be single. You can have someone you're just kicking it with and still be single. You can have a friend with benefits thing going and still be single. You have have a booty call and still be single. Commitment is about what is in the heart and not what goes into the ![]() So yeah, I can safely say I am Single, thank you for asking. |
Double Hmmmm ![]() LMAO. . . Gawd! I love nairaland on Friday. All sorts of Orisisirisi. |
It's an incentive for the small criminals to do better. You know. . . the whole what is worth doing at all is worth doing well. Excellence always! |
Well, one thing we can be sure of is they can't do worse than the men. So yeah, I say let 'em have a go at it. |
Chicken Leg & Head?? *gag* What is there to even eat? Is it the anus of chicken they warn makes person amebo? LMAO God help us all. |
skyone:A'ight, this is obviously worse than i thought to so I'm gonna upgrade you to The You Need To Seriously Get over Yourself, ASAP Package No need to thank me, we'll just think of this as my humble contribution to the The Ridding the World of Judgmental Prigs Foundation. |
skyone:Okay, seriously. . . she didn't feel like going to church for one sunday and you're are talking about deliverance? Pray tell what you'll diagnose for the people you think are witches and ogbanjes? Their heads chopped off? You know who is in need of deliverance. . . YOU, to purge out what it is giving you impression that you are in a position to measure someone's spiritual life. If you are interested, I'll be more than happy to set up a plan for you. It is called The Getting Over Yourself Package |
davidif:Excuuuuuse me? If thinking Beautiful Regina and Talented Katherine are noteworthy actresses is insane, then I never. . . ever wanna be sane, ever! I mean what are you talking about? Did you see Regina in her last movie. . . can't remember the name at the moment or what it was about for that matter but she was marvelous!! I cheered. . . I mean I'm sure I did. And Katherine Hiegl in knocked up. . . Oh my God, they should have called it knocked out coz that's what she did. . . Knocked it out of the ball park! I totally forget she wasn't really pregnant, she was that good. Have you seen her work on ABC's Arrested Anatomy, where she plays a doctor. . . Riveting! You know they gotta remember all those medical jargons, right and she hits every note without missing a beat. My Goodness! She's that freaking talented. I think when the gods were giving out acting skills, they mistakenly gave her triple portion. Honest! So please come here telling me they can't on the same level as Meryl Streep. . . Just because she is critically acclaimed, has awards up the wazoo and. . . whatever else, okay! Thank you very much. |
Question - is there an expiration date on threads? How come one thread gets locked up and others don't? Anyhoo, this is a carry over from the last. . .locked thread. CH3COO:LMAO! No he's not that bad! Guess I better explain. Two guys. . . Let's call them Joey and Monty, decide to take a vow of celibacy. An admirable thing, especially in this day and age, huh? Monty packs up and moves to a monastry on some moutain top in the west. Joey stays in the city determined to make his celibacy work despite all the temptations he faces every day. . . A strip joint on his way to work where the girls stand at the window in their skimpiest outfits (Joey lives by the Red District in Holland )A next door neighbor, who likes to water her plants in the shortest shorts and halter-est top, giving him the come hither look every time he walks by. A co-worker who parks her behind on his desk every day. . . the neckline of her blouse low enough so Joey won't have to stretch his neck too far. A friend who calls him to tell him about the major babes he just scored for both of them, the lastest Pamela Anderson look alike twins. "Dude cut that celibacy shite out and get over here. Them girls are primed and ready to go!" Thanks to the paper thin walls, he can hear his upstairs neighbor having jungle sex. Turns on the TV to drown the moaning coming from upstairs only to gets HBO after dark (oh la la) Picks up a magazine to read, it is Victoria Secret (his sister left it the last time she visited) and there is Tyra Banks and Gisele pillow fighting in bra & pant (Angel curves 19.99 without tax) Every day Joey goes through this (and more, I'm just to tired to think of what else turns guys on. . . yet he remains steadfast in his commitment to celibacy. How can we compare Joey to Monty, who has locked himself away in some tower, where the closests he'll ever get to anything sexual, is two butterflies mistakenly touching as the fly by? No freaking way Jose! When Monty comes down from the moutain top and we see how well he does in the real world. . . Then and only then should will the two be on equal footing. And that is the end of my Avarage Joe vs. Monk Analogy. Starring Denzel Washington as Average Joe aka Joey (Who puts himself out there ready to face anything because he is sure of himself) Will Smith as Monty aka Monk (Who is perfectly content in his cocoon because he's not sure how well he'll fare in the real world) Okay, maybe the analogy was a little to much but you get the picture. Now TALK! |
CH3COO:What? You're not talking? Oh that is sooo not gonna work. Do tell. |
[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=152077.msg2521185#msg2521185 date=1216321287][b]Dear , From reading your thread I realized or assumed YOU ARE A WHITE WOMAN MARRIED TO A NIGERIAN MAN. "I really loved him and our love was amaizing", which means that you loved him at the time for length of his privates and the amounts of sexual intercourse he was having with you? And afterwards you met a lot of what?? NIGGERS , AND you fell in lust with SOME OF THEM? And you want to be with one of them who is from JAMAICA, because he has a bigger privates than the Nigerian man?YOU ARE AN EMPICABLE REASONS WHY I ALWAYS WRITE THAT WHITE WOMEN ONLY DATE BLACK MEN FOR THE SIZE AND STRENGTH OF THEIR DICK. On behalf of your Nigerian husband, may thunder strike you down in the name of Shango, Ogun lakaaye osinmole, olominile fejewe, olasonile fimokimo bora mAY THE AFRICAN DEITIES BRING YOU TO JUSTICE BY SUNDOWN. MAY YOU LIVE A MISERABLE LIFE FOREVER. If you don't know the meaning of my eternal blessings for you, I advice you ask members of Nairaland to interprete the blessings to you. You are even bold enough to come to NAIRALAND of all places to complain about your Nigerian husband, calling black men NIGGERS, and praising yourself for sleeping around like a dog, delivering a BASTARDIZED CHILD for a Nigerian man, on Nairaland? I STRONGLY WISH THE JAMAICAN GIVES YOU AN IMPORTED SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL WHITE WOMEN, oloshi, odoko, asewo, alailojuti. omo Ale.[/b][/quote]Jeebus, Marion and Justine!! Christyike's husband. . . is. . . is that you? |
busta what makes her then because she said she is married and she is living the her husband right now under the same roof. while she is fu cking some man WHAT MAKES HER?HuhIt makes her your next door neighbor. The woman you cross at the grocery store. The woman who sits by you in Church. . . mosque. . . Synagogue or wherever. It makes her a human being. . . not a monster. I'm not condoning cheating or anything but you know what's worse than cheating. . . it is the people who sit on their high horse condemning others when the possibility that they are no better is slim to none. |
LMAO! Why do you say that? |
savanaha:Bless you!!! They TRY but WS doesn't and he is happy to tell you he is not a risk taker. For pete's sake, the guy has a strategy in place to ensure he does not mistakenly cross over to the dark side (again, I have no beef with that). For me, comparing him to Denzel Washington is like comparing a Monk to an Average Joe guy on the street who has chosen to be calibate. The latter is out there. . . facing temptation from every angle and overcoming it while the former locks himself away from society in a remote tower. I love this snippet from Wikipedia about Denzel Washington Malcolm X transformed Washington's career, turning him, practically overnight, into one of Hollywood's most respected actors. He turned down several similar roles, such as an offer to play Martin Luther King, Jr., because he wanted to avoid being typecast. The next year, in 1993, he took another risk in his career by playing Joe Miller, the homophobic lawyer of a homosexual man with AIDS in the movie Philadelphia starring Tom Hanks.Okay, okay I can't deny my bias is running amok on this thread. . . it's Denzel Washington! I love my Willy Nilly Smith too but again it's Denzel Washington!!! ![]() |
ladyolis:Yeah, coz his "own people" are the epitome of virtuousness, eh? ![]() @ Topic Hate to be crude but shit happens. You aren't the first and you'll definitely not be the last. Something was obviously missing in your marriage or you wouldn't be out there looking at another. If you think there's a chance you can work it out. . . do try and if it's done well then it is done, I say tell him as soon possible. Good luck. |
Can you seriously picture WS playing a baddie? Nope, because it is the anti-thesis of the persona he has cultivated. . . the good guy. When your real life personality prevents you from giving yourself to the art. . . you ain't no actor in my book. ![]() |
Not the same Jesse Jackson. . . the self appointed representative of blacks, who grants absolution to white people when they say the N word? It can't be! Who. . . who is gonna grant forgiveness to the forgiver? Yep, end time is near! |
KarmaMod:This reminded of an article I read when Will Smith was promoting I am Legend, I scoured the net all day yesterday. . . okay, that makes me sound like a jobless person. The truth is I was thinking of scouring the net yesterday but didn’t actually start scouring until this morning. . . yes, yes, that’s it. Anyhoo, back to the blockbuster debate, it is one thing to be so good, your movies become blockbusters, it quite another to strategically go for blockbusters. For Willy boy, it’s not about the art, nah. . . it’s about the money, money, money and stardom. Don’t get me wrong, I like that he is not apologetic about where his head is at. . . in fact, I admire him for his honesty. Nothing irks me more than a silly fame hungry wannabe actor, in dirty jeans, looking unwashed because he thinks it makes him more artsy, talking about being in it for “the craft”. I’m like. . . Give me a freaking break, I can see the dollar signs where your pupils are supposed to be Kato, Jeez. So yeah, Will Smith’s candor about what he is really about, is a breath of fresh air. From the horse’s mouth (and no, that wasn’t a dig at his long ears, I promise you) KW: Did you feel that it was financially risky to release a big-budgeted, CGI creature feature at Christmas time?And after I am Legend, he did HANCRAP. . . another CGI movie. Just for good measures. . . Will Smith Plays It Safe Mr Will Smith goes to WashingtonSo you see. . . Will Smith Defenders, when people say he’s just a movie star, they aren’t putting him down, they are calling the name he strove for. This is also why he can and should never ever be compared to the GREAT MR. DENZEL WASHINGTON!!! Thank You. ![]() |
The entire thread was not supposed to be taken seriously. I mean. . . it is about fish head. I'm still quite amazed at the kinda responses some topics get. Fish Head. . . LMAO. |
@ Lucabrasi Yep! Give it up for heterogeneity!! It IS what makes life such fun! fun! fun! Oh can you imagine how utterly boring life would be if all acted the same way? Jeebus! What a scary, scary thought Nothin' personal my cyber friend. Just cearing things up, is all. See you around! |
Gamine! The order has come from above that you need deliverance. To start you off on a series of deliverance sessions, I'd like you to sing this song at least 5 times a day and make sure you mean it. Create in me a clean heart oh God And renew a right spirit within me Create in me a clean heart oh God And renew a right spirit within me Cast me not away From thy presence oh Lord Take not thy Holy Spirit from me Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation And renew a right spirit within me This ought to satisfy Mr. Skyone, the self-appointed Patron Saint of Sunday Sunday Church Goers, whom I'm beginning to suspect would love nothing more than to have you head on a silver platter. . . that's how grave he thinks you crime is. |
A footballer buys his jet with his money, he does not ask his fans who are 100 times worse off than he is to donate their money to buy him one. Someone who hasn't paid his mortgage in two months will send his money towards this because he thinks if he doesn't, brimstones and fire will rain down on him. When he finally loses his home, he'll be made to feel it's because his faith wasn't strong enough. How does this make any sense? |
*Covers face with both hands and shaking head* Oh Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! You try to defend them, You make excuses that sound stupid even to you. You judge others for judging them (The irony. . . completely lost on you) And just when you are starting to feel mighty pleased with yourself for standing up for the men of God They pull the rug from under you by buying a Jet for 20 freaking million dollars!!! Ughhhhhh!!! |
davidif:But. . . but. . . what about Regina King, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba, Katherine Heigl? Their movies killed at the box office, surely that puts them in the same league as Meryl Streep. |
[quote author= link=topic=151120.msg2512180#msg2512180 date=1216171921]I was trying to make a point. The only main movie that the world acknowledge him from is Hotel Rwanda. He didn't even star in most of those movies You mentioned. It is not consider his movie.[/quote]Hey SeanT21, How are ya? Good ? Ah Splendid. So Newsflash. . . the WORLD isn’t YOU. Just because Hotel Rwanda is the only Don Cheadle Movie you know does not mean the rest of us didn't know others. |
My List of the Greatest Actors and Actress of all time Damon Wayans Shawn Wayans Marlon Wayans Gia Carides, Patrick Swayze Ben Stiller Bill Paxton Cary Elwes The Rock All the actors mentioned above can wipe and I mean WIIIIIIPE the floor with actors like Sidney Portier Daniel Day Lewis Robert DeNiro Al Pacino Cate Blanchett Meryl Streep Kate Winslet Susan Sarandon. These actors have a lot, a whole lot to learn from the actors on the first list. Why. . . I can just see Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino tripping over each other trying to be the first to bask in the greatness that is The Rock. Daniel Day Lewis can learn facial comedy from the Wayans Brothers. Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet will be lucky to have Gia Carides teach them a thing or two. Yep, Box Office Record sure is a good way to measure how great an actor is. |
KarmaMod Oh, you don't have to tell me twice. . . Okay, okay maybe a month ago, you'd have had to tell me 6 times but not now. See, I've become wise to the ways of nairaland. |
tpia:Tpai. . . my understanding of proverbs/sayings are that aren't meant to be taken so literally. They are meant to be metaphors, for insance Kokoro ti onje efo, inu efo lo wa, literally translated, "The Insect that eat the vegetable is in the vegetable." Now what sense does that make in the grand scheme of things? However, looking it from a metaphorical point of view, it makes sense, doesn't it? It is a warning about TRUST. |
[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=151185.msg2511882#msg2511882 date=1216166083]Sisi, Nice one there! I don't know the truth to it but your account is very convincing. I'm going to come back to that in a follow up below but first, to the post. There is a Yoruba saying, "Ol' ogbon di ori eja mu, omugo di iru e mu". Loose translation - the wise is preoccupied with the head, while the fool is grappling with the tail. Eating fish head requires caution, patience, attention and reflex. At the tail end, none of these skills is needed. So by repeatedly eating fish head, it is hoped that the subject will rapidly develop these skills for wisdom and bring it to bear in his personal life. Situation sometimes turn ugly when eating fish head, a mis-routed piece of bone could remain lodged in the throat for days, causing great discomfort, though not deadly. With patience and reflex (not reflux), the problem can be quickly resolved. The outcome is a lesson learnt. ______________________________________________________ Sisi, Have you read Homer? For the sake of those who have not, let me bring out the value of your creativity and originality with that story above you call BS. It may not be true, but nonetheless, it is no BS. If you were a white person, somebody will take that story and send it to their historians for evaluation and if no fact is found, they will not throw it out, instead they will then turn around and classify it for archiving. The purpose being to promote a cultural heritage and the Greatness of a people. Homer is a legend and one of his works included Iliad. There is no truthfull account to the adventures of Iliad. Homer himself is a collection of orally transmitted history _ which is pretty much the basis of African historical passages. Depending on who the audience is the person Homer has been modified and embellished so many times to portray the Greeks as a Great society. In Africa we orient our learning towards European philosophies but we haven't developed the vision much less mastered the strategies for formulating and pushing ethnic ideologies. If we did, our African legends and poets should be included in academic studies in colleges across the globe, just as much as Shakespeare and Charles Dickens are mandatory literatures all over the universe. Sisi, thanks for your ingenuity. For those who might be interested in further reading, here is a link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer[/quote]Goodness! Thank you. Lol. . . I don't know what to say. I mean that was just my childish attempt at pulling OP's legs. You explanation makes so much sense. Yeah, it does take a lot of patience to eat fish head (and crab as someone mentioned). Patience sadly is something I lack, that could explain why I am not a big fan of Fish Head. . . apart from the nasty, mucus like thingy dripping out of it, I mean. Honestly, I have seen people who aren't disgusted by the nasty mucus like thingy eat fish head and I tell ya it's like watching a performance art, the attention they pay to it. . . making sure the get every last bit yet being very cautious, all so very calculated. It takes a certain kinda person to do all that for something people like me see as little payoff for so much work. . Thanks again and your post reminds me of another Yoruba proverb. . . I'll try not to butcher it and please don't expect the intonation marks, never got it in school, doubt I'll ever get it. Alright, here goes - So ki ni oro ol' ogbon Loosely translated - the wise do not have to make a big production of their words. ![]() |
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