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I think I am in the throes of a heart attack or a stroke or something because I actually agree with [I]*gulp*[/I] Hannibal & Lucabrasi!! Aaaah!

Lol, I kid, I kid. . . not about the agreeing with you part, you guys are right. Distance does kill a relationship and in my opinion it's quite naive of anyone to expect their partner. . . especially a man (don't shoot me please) to remain faithful when they are miles apart.


@ Iyaade
Personally, I don't subscribe to the once a cheater always a cheater school of thought because it kind of poopoos on one of the fundamental reasons we're human beings and not. . . I don't know a shoe or something - Our ability to experience Physiological, Psychological, Emotional, Cognitive Changes. So I'm going with the other option - Situation Matters.

Before you do anything rash, trying living together and go from there. Remember, it's not about you alone, you have a son to put into consideration.

Good Luck.

@HCH3COO
You be lyin'. You know you read it 3 times. You owe me 15 bucks. Ama come collect larra on!



@Stillwater & Ibkaye
For being honest. . . I won't collect from you two, besides . . . Mister up there is paying for 3.

[B]THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD[/b]

Well, it's shit, that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can get shit-faced,

Be shit-out-of-luck,

Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You can look it in it some more, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head, well, Shit Happens!!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. . . I know I've got too much time on my hands. So sue me for all I've got. . . It's all Shit anyway.

[B]NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH[/b]

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

5 Bucks says you're gonna read it again.

Loooooong Sigh

I gotta invest in some trouble repellant coz he can't seem to go anywhere without trouble following. I mean he's made some excellent points but his approach. . . lawd-a-mercy, his approach needs serious work.

@dreeldee
What the Bleep do you mean I'm going fucking nuts? No fucking way! This is my real fucking personality, unfortunately, fucking etiquette does not fucking permit us to say what the Bleep we wanna fucking say when the Bleep we wanna fucking say it.

Bleep that, I say! From fucking now on, I'll fucking say what I fucking want to say when I fucking want to say it. . . at least on Nairaland coz if my mama fucking hears this, my fucking behind will be fucking nailed on a fucking stake. Mama Sisikill is a tyrant, you don't want to fucking mess with her. Bleep.

I fucking love me too. . . Bleep, I mean fucking love ya too man!


@ Ibkaye
Fucking apologies for all the fucking fcuks on this thread.

Oh for Bleep's sake does every fucking thing have to turn into a fucking pissing contest? Why the Bleep can't we all fucking get along? It's Friday for Bleep sake, let's all chillax and have ourselves a fucking good time. Bleep!

Okay, Guys. . . I don't want to get fucking sentimental on y'all tonight but I fucking love the fucking lot of you. Bleep. . . now I'm fucking blubbering like a fucking girl.

Oh Bleep that! Get the Bleep over here and give me fucking hug. . . whoa, whoa, watch the fucking hands now, put them where I can fucking see 'em. Just because I want to fucking hug you don't mean you're allowed to tap some fucking current. What the Bleep do you think I fucking am. . . A fucking free for all? Bleep No!

Love, Sex and fun for life? Aww, you poor thing, you must be constantly disappointed.

Rotflmao. . . This has got to be the funniest thread yet. It's like a tourette syndrome convention, I love it

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word Bleep.

Out of all of the English words which begin with the letter F, Bleep is the only word referred to as the "F" word, it's the one magical word.

Bleep as most words in the english language, is derived from German, the word "fricken[?]", which means to strike.

In English, Bleep falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb, for instance. John Bleep-ed Shirley.

As an intransitive verb, Shirley bleeps.

It's meaning's not always sexual;

It can be used as an adjective, such as John's doing all the Bleep-ing work.

As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too Bleep-ing much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is Bleep-ing beautiful.

As a noun, I don't give a Bleep.

As part of a word abso-FUCKING-lutely or in-FUCKING-credible.

And, as almost every word in the sentence, Bleep the Bleep-ing Bleep-ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of Bleep.

As in these examples describing situations such as

Fraud, I got Bleep-ed at the used car lot.

Dismay, Aw Bleep it.

Trouble, I guess I'm really Bleep-ed now.

Agression, Don't Bleep with me buddy.

Difficulty, I don't understand this Bleep-ing question.

Inquiry, Who the Bleep was that?

Dissatisfaction, I don't like what the Bleep is going on here.

Incompetence, He's a Bleep-off.

Dismissal, Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-Bleep yourself?

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly!

Bleep you!


[Right][Size=7pt][I]George Carlin[/I][/size][/right]

@ Topic
Lol. . . I used to think so too, you know that guys aren't ugly. In my defense though, I was living in the North and didn't know any better. It all changed when my pappi moved us to the south.

My first look at a Lagos boy I swear to you I almost passed out from fright. I went "Eeeeeeeeeeek". The poor guy looked so sad, I had to lie by saying "Eeeek" was just another way of saying "Hi". So for a whole year, we both went around saying "Eeeek" instead of hi. [I]shaking my head[/I]

Anyway, only those who have been not widened their horizons. . . and by that I mean not visited the south will make such a statement. You can't fault them for it. . . In time they will come to the realization, like I did, that not every guy will have the distinguished pleasure of being called or mistaken for Omo Mala or Mola as my dear southerners like to call it.

You use money as bait to hook a girl and then complain that all she wants is money? LMAO. . . That's like spraying yourself with shalanga water and then complain about flies following you.

Guys have a lot to learn. . . a whole lot. You don't have confidence in yourself, you think all you have to offer a girl is money and materials things, it's only natural you'll attract girls who base their love on those things. Instead of lamenting, I say take a few self esteem classes and start believing in yourself. . . . mmmkay. Good.

@ Michelin98
Hell, Eternal Torture and Nigerian Men in one sentence? Be still my heart!

Now we're talking!!!

Okay, no offense to some here but I think y'all are reading the question wrong, your answers while sweet in themselves and even heartwarming, have absolutely nothing to the question being asked. She said what do you love about NIGERIAN guys not what do you love about GUYS.

Please edit your answers to match the question.

Thanks in advance and much love.

[I]Reads question over and over and over again.

Scratches head, twists lips to the side, thinks real hard. *[/I]


What do I love. . . What do I love?


Okay I got it. . . for me, Naija guys are. . .

Wait a second. . . is this a trick question or a set up? I mention one thing and get laughed at coz everyone knows there's nothing to love?

Ah ha! I got you, thought you could pull one over me, huh? My mama didn't raise no fool.

@ Gamine
LOL. . . Seriously though, I wasn't been sacarstic. I meant every word, crap like this is annoying. She's thinking only of herself. . . What she wants and when she wants it. Every other person can go to hell. The worst part is, she was the one who set the whole thing in motion. Who knows who or what she did on her little "vacay' that made her dump the guy in the first place, now like a dog with a bone, she wants him back just because someone else has him.

@ gabe_logan
Ewwwwwww!

Lawd-a-mercy, what men haven't used their mouth to eat all for this yeye love. From today onward, none of my brothers is eating outside again.

Jeebus!

I usually don't take the issues here seriously but this one. . . It's on a whole other level.

First off, this is absolute crap! Honestly what rubbish? You broke up with him, he moved on and now you realize you want him back and expect him to toe the line immediately?

Secondly, he is willing to come back to you after the way you treated him (well, he is obviously demented and in need serious prayers, hopefully his mother is on the case) but he wants to wait until the poor girl finishes her internship and leaves so she doesn't get humiliated and you're still complaining? Who in the freaking world do you think you are?

It is my fervent wish that he comes back to you and treats you in the nastiest way possible while the other girl finds another guy, better guy. . . Someone who is a man in every sense of the word not some remote controlled dummy.

I can't wait for your next thread "My boyfriend treats me like crap because he thinks that's what I am"

Oh I hope it comes very soon!

[I]*Fingers crossed*[/I]

Tee Hee Hee Hee Hee!

NaJa HaJe:
Guys beat ladies because of the following . . . . . .


1)Phallic compensation.

2[b])Phallic envy.[/b]

3)Phallic worship.

4)Lack of money and future prospects.

5)Emotional and mental dwarfism.

6)Last but not the least . . . . because they are spawns of satan!

ROTFLMAO! Loves it!

He needs to ask?

What is he waiting for. . . her to sleep with his brother and Cousin before kicking her to the curb? See, now he will say some girl treated him badly and nobody will ask who held a gun to his head.

Tee hee hee

Oooh la la! Hubba! Hubba!

It's gerrin hot in 'ere!

So nana nana na!


HCH3COO
Please stop trying to ko ba mi oh,

I'm just Ore Iyawo

Ore oni nka

Ore Shabo jo.

chinesedoll:
debosky

i get your message
but gabe is right
that is an engagement ring
but we cud still be friends though
abi?

What??!

Nah, Nah, Nah. . . it can't end like this.

There has to be another way.

Can we vote? Romantic, Brave Knight Debosky ^{(Shssh! You will pay me later, let's not talk money here)} vs. The Mr. who put the engagement ring on the finger.

I vote Debosky. That's already 10 - 0 (I make the rules, so I get more points)

Oya who is next. . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]What about Arthur and the Incredibles?
Kindda like who framed roger rabit - animation or rather motion capture and live

Thumbelina had a cute prince.[/color]

Oh I loved Who framed Roger Rabbit.

Haven't see or even heard about Arthur and The Incredibles, will check it out on Netflix.

Anyone seen Bedknobs and Broomsticks? It also Animation/Live.

Gbosko:
No Kung Fu Panda on the List??!!

I was thinking the same thing.

Actually glad not to see Wall-E on the list, now that was a crappy movie.

zPixel:
and as for beowulf, that's a crappy movie. It was a waste of talent, time and money.

You just shot me in the heart! LOL

How can you say Beowulf was a crappy movie?

It was so beautifully made!

rampant:
my dear please ask for me ooooo,her husband i mean her own God given husband touched her and sm people think its a crime

some people like turning the bible upside down,or is marriage not ordained by God again in the bible?

haba

I'll take your Haba and raise it 3 times

Haba! Haba!! Haba!!!

This is unreal!

[quote author=fresh-B link=topic=153491.msg2551550#msg2551550 date=1216910321]Actually i thought Nigeria reads things posted here than youtube. I personally didnt like their system not only because of being unok for worship but other gospel musians want to try it. once the boundary is broken the worst begins to happen. yet people will claim it isnt wrong. one good example is the swearing word of "nigger" and f words. boys learnt from American movies. now they use it as a kool word without knowing anythin about them. infact a pastor used this same f word on the pulpit in Nigeria. when this same word is offensive in the other parts of the world.

Wen Britain broken the boundary by sparing the rod, what happened. now no atom of respect from children especially thos teens from poor homes. Its all killings now. infact there was about 7death from stabbin with 24hours at one point. this is normally Black because when they borrow uncultural acts they ingnorantly execute them to the optimum. thou shall spank. but those big onyinbos that make such laws spank thats why their children have understanding and common sense

drivin this home. where Nigerian Churches folow suit Njideka's, the Chuch service will be no different from the cuban night out. think of where the Church sees that?[/quote]
Lawd-a-mercy

You are comparing the consequences of a HUSBAND TOUCHING HIS WIFE'S FACE to that of saying the F word and murder??


*looks around*

Is. . . is this the twilight zone?

Somebody Pinch me please.

[quote author=fresh-B link=topic=153491.msg2549174#msg2549174 date=1216861712]@ Queenisha

Sorry i didnt realise you can adore your spouse and God at same time with worship melodies dedicated to God. Mixing the sacred with the unsacred.[/quote]I'm not understanding anymore oh.

Sacred and unscared??!

I bet you are one of the people who say marriage is ordained from God. You probably say go on and on about the sanctity of marriage. . . so why is it suddenly unsacred??!

Again, he touched her face, they didn't have sex. . . He TOUCHED HER FACE!!!

What is going on here?

rampant:
even if d man kissed his wife nko?is she not his legal wife?they r praising God telling him how happy they r that he brought then together as husband and wife and some people dey kill tjheirselves

if it were to be an unmarried couple i go talk,but this people r legally,traditonally,and lawfully married so what r we not talking about here

EXACTLY!!

It's insulting to compare this video to the shake shake bang bang videos on MTV and BET.

The man touched her face! Her Husband oh. . . he touched her face. What are we waiting for now, maybe we should stone them to death.

Jeebus! Someone needs to take a chill pill.

Oh my God! You have to ask?? Have you been with girls or around them? They are soooo annoying.

Helloooo. . . .

1) They pick up a guy’s phone when it rings and he is nowhere in sight just coz they think it might be an important call. Yeah right! (Gbeboruns)

2) They cramp a guy’s social lifestyle. Oh because they are dating, he can’t go anywhere, anyhow without telling them where he’s going or when he will be back. Are you kidding me? (Silly killjoys)

3) They go completely loco when they see their boyfriends with other girls. Seriously, what is THAT [/i]about? (Selfish brats)

And the worst of the worst of the worst

4) The cry and complain. . . I mean get hysterical, screaming like wounded Banshees when guys beat them. What are they. . . .Babies? Grow up, I say and take it like a man! Jeez! (Weak creatures)

Gah! Don’t even let me continue. Honestly I’m boiling with anger here, besides I don’t think we have enough time and I haven’t even gotten to the girls who go about demanding respect and equality [i]*rolleye*

In no Particular order.

Lion King

Finding Nemo

A Shark's Tale

Kung Fu Panda

Chicken Little

Ratatouille

Happy Feet

The Incredibles

Will Beowulf count as animation?