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is that you?

u is pretty

hes a cuttie


caption: oh no you didnt!!!
             what da!!!!

what new product? how does it work? what are side effects?

you are a witness,so why not use your mouth and explain the effects you witnessed?

tishat:
If u ve a friend or relative in need of a fast nd no side effect relief from HIV pls google winnicure, and contact them,am a witness and considers it appropriate to share this info.its a nigeria made drugs but any user ll be pleasantly pleased after only few wks even.I dnt need to be reached but if needed I can be reached on 07098109017 but only @ nite cos I dnt get bk from work till evening. All d best

how does winnicure relief the effects of hiv?

what is/are the "ingredient"in the agbo? what is the agbo use for?

wrong section. might want to try the career section

5 yrs is STILL quite young for such journey.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=395560.msg6911551#msg6911551 date=1286684932]
Yeah. Once time my friend and I were just sittin' around and talkin' and he said "Cool jeans. Where'd ya get 'em?" and I said "Thanks. I got them from UNIQLO." And he said "Cool. So. . . Ummmm. . . How 'bout we trade jeans. . . Better yet, how 'bout you give 'em to me?" then I laughed and said "Nice try but its not gonna happen.". As for the Levi's store, yupp dudes bought jeans from the women's section all the time.[/quote]

^^^

generator or extra battery nko?

its u men that need exercise. while ur counterparts in oyibo countries, dey struggle day and night to build and rebuild their six packs u naija men siddon de,dey pack potbelly

Dis Guy:
One think i notice about many nigerian women is they hate exercise or should i say they can never bring themselves to get off their butt to go jogging or to the gym they'll rather hide it with these silly suffocating contraption!! Some will rather take pills to urinate as often as possible why are they so damn lazy

if it to chop now they will !!

exercise naaaaa

oya retract i dey vex

i am a nigerian woman and i dont HATE exercise. i bring my fine rounded onion booti to exerice 60mintues a day

Iyineda:
The title is supposed to read "American Man", not Nigerian. Just saying. u_u

even if he doesnt have our Ogbono+egusi accent he is still Okeke and Okeke is Nigerian. so the title is correct


@OP

good for him and his strong family. hope he finally gets the transplant

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=395560.msg6882707#msg6882707 date=1286313920]I like male skinny jeans. I have a friend of mine t[b]hat's been trying to trade jeans with me for a while. He has a habit of borrowing jeans from some of his girlfriends. When I worked at the Levis' store, dudes used to come in all the time and buy jeans from the women's section[/b].[/quote]WFT

seriously?

Tgirl4real:
Lol @  Sissy. Where did u get d pix from. Very funny.

Where's Ruby na

Hope u guys are doind great.

Happy 50th independence anni

Hi TGirl!

welcome back
happi anni to u too
no mind me n the pics jor

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=249630.msg6905874#msg6905874 date=1286594453]And the same men are the ones ready to have 3 children. My stepdad was like that with my mom and his children. He literally begged my mom for his last born
I felt sorry for him tho, felt like his wife wasnt giving him enough attention, yet he wanted another one. SMH!
I def will try to get it on itunes! Thanks.[/quote]they cant help it sometimes nah but some women do over it too though, a new baby is the one priority however that shouldnt/doesnt mean the husband gets to feed from the dustbin

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=249630.msg6905877#msg6905877 date=1286594780]*death*


awwwwww. . . . eyah. That is so so cool lol.

But not every men want to go down that lane with their children, some dont even know how to. Because then they have to explain puberty, then how their children have to wait till 50 yrs old to fertilized their eggs etc.

I thank God that my mom was there with me. When I first had mines, I was in middle school. I thought I had sat on ketchup in the cafeteria. I was scared to show my mom that I dirtied my uniform lol I eventually told her sha.[/quote]Roftlamo!!!! aww how cute!!!

i think that 'special event' is one that almost if not, all women and girls remembers very vividly whether they are 8 or 80

nah, u practicalize it. i will freely and willingly take note, study the effect and have the results on ur table. nows dats a good deal. i'd take it if i were u

NO to all of the above. marriage as a SACRED institution will NEVER be outdated no matter how the many obstacles it encounters

^^^^

u tell us


@ Chaircover

exactly. u took the words right out of my mind hand. one of the advices i noticed people most often give to newlyweds or those that have a family/planning is never argue in front of the kids. i say thats an idealist POV cause in real world, arguments/conflicts are inevitable in any human relationship. its part of being human. seeing that parents are mostly their kids role model, it serves as a means for them to use that opportunity to instill in their kids how to argue effectively without dirty fighting,name calling or yelling etc those are skill. what is NEVER right is fighting and dirty arguments etc because the kids will model after that.

Seun:
Oh my.  Can you explain how each type of contraceptive on this list works?

Condom Female

MALE: collect semen before, during, and after ejaculation.prevents sperm from entering the vagina.

FEMALE: It collects semen and prevents the sperm from entering the woman's body

Oral Contraceptives

stops the action of the hormones that trigger ovulation. prevents the release of egg. makes the sperm hard to swim by thickening the cervical mucous

Emergency Contraceptive:

may work in many ways to prevent preg. delay ovulation, affect development of uterus lining or disrupt fertilization process etc

Injectables- Depo Provera

thickens cervical mucus and suppressing ovulation

IUCD: Copper T.

irritates the lining of the uterus, making it harder for implantation. serves as an irritant who the white blood cells(wbc)will go the area of the inflamed uterus and help destroy the sperms. blocks sperm from reaching an egg

Vasectomy

vas deferens that carry sperm into the semen is cut apart,clamped,tied off. you will still produce semen but it will not contain sperm so it leaves you unable to impregnate. even if you produce sperm, your body reabsorbs it

Tubal Ligation

sterilizes a woman by preventing an egg from traveling to the uterus. blocks sperm from being able to enter the fallopian tube where fertilization usually occurs

so overweight has be added to the list of unmarriable

oga o

Antibiotics are used but i'd suggest you visit a doctor to prescribe you one instead of possibly getting a fake one.


be CAREFUL of number droppers here.

sophy09:
I met an old couple who told me they just got married. I was wondering, is it necessary for old people to get married when they lose their partners? I'm sure they are not having sex and it is mostly for companionship but what is the point of getting married to someone who has few more years to leave.

I know back home many of our aged parents don't get married when their partners died. They devote their time and energy to religion, their children and grandchildren.

how u take know? they have sex jor

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=524654.msg6882239#msg6882239 date=1286308414]Yes we do but it is a modern invention and I am not sure Fulanis eat rice tho.[/quote]modern invention ke? how so?

Emeka u r confusing me nah


i think it will hard to find foods all tribes eat. i mean if it was between the 3tribes then . . . .

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=526583.msg6891144#msg6891144 date=1286423535]
Lmfao, hmmm ok not to be rude or anything but this sounds almost like the exact same story that Stacie Scott Turner from "The Real Housewives of D.C." She told almost the exact same story that you're telling >>> http://209.81.89.10/the-real-housewives-of-dc/season-1/videos/stacies-birth-father & http://stacieturner.com/blog/2010/10/03/episode-8-no-stones-left-un-turned/ I'll post the full episode online when they have it up on the Bravo website. I saw the 8th episode over the weekend. It was the episode where Stacie met with the Nigerian woman, Stella and they discussed finding her birth father. Almost all of the things you stated from the village where the father is from to the Igbo name is the same thing Stacie said.[/quote]hmmm. . . .

Good luck OP

manmustwac:
One of my ex girlfriends told me she was dis virgined when she was r.aped in her secondary school days back in calabar. She told her mother who said that she should not talk about such things. She told me the boy who did it has done it to at least 4 other girls in the same school. My heart go's out to all despoil victims and those who say that they cause it themselves by the way they dress are FOOLS!

thank you. at least u r in the minority of men who clearly understand this

Lol

but i thought we have our locally grown rice?

garri
rice
beans

chic2pimp:
Have you got any Evidence to support your claim?

it will be hard to support because of the shame and stigma attached to despoil. hence many women and girls very reluctance to report

and also we dont have a database of criminal statistics to at least record the incidence of those who had the courage and gut to report it.

although the number quoted seem very high, which i have doubts about. however, i think that many women/girls have at least experience some sort of sexual harassment in their life in naija if not from grumpy old azzholes, preying on young girls, it will be some idiotas who feel entitled to womans body because he has a thirdleg