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Stupid thing!

So she wasn't surprised that her man bleeped a hooker, but was shy at the sight of an engagement ring?

Nonsense scripted shit from a party or both.

Thunder!....where art thou?

Flysinglemom:
I'm just tired of this covid of a thing

Sent you a PM

ikorodureporta:
Thank u...d guy need to step up him fashion.
when him wear helmet yesterday, I dey wonder which kyne small boy b dis..

Dat guy go take Gramma kill person there

what da...

Aswear, dude is a clown! The kain attention wey him dey fin, fit put am for one corner ooo. Lol

Mazino's outfit is not "APPEALing" at all.

kestolove95:
my husband don't like wearing it and I am tired of using drugs to prevent pregnancy, it's very good d one my sis sent mi from u.k is finished I need another packs Cox me ND my husband have sex everyday

Everyday? Aaaaahhhh!

madam, body go tell am in 30 to 40 years time ooo.

twice or 3 times max a week is manageably okay ooo.

MenLivesMatter

thesicilian:
I already feel closing a bridge of such importance for 6 whole months for repairs is a big mistake. If they work night and day in shifts with high tech equipment, they should be able to finish it under 2 - 3 months.

you have sense. unfortunately, this process MAY elapse be your the 6 months timeframe.

Nigeria

Byke60:
Beautiful couple , congrats!!! But na that white shoe I no understand

stewpid boy ��

philip0906:
Lemao...On friday, I was invited to a night out by friends. From outside, you go think say e empty as everywhere seemed dry and fully compliant with the lockdown. We were frisked before entering and you couldn't park in the premises or directly in front of the premises. You also had to have an insider or invite before you would be allowed in.

We didn't even use the regular entrance, came in through a back door and saw a large crowd of groovers dancing away, barbecued fish dey move recklessly, bottles dey flow...Bliss!

Make Lagos state open everywhere abeg. We don tire for all these hide and seek...

where be the place?

oluwafreshkid:
My major concern is photography and decoration. I want want to look at the picture years later and feel pleased.
How much does it cost for traditional decoration?
Not expensive but standard. Mustn't be over the top luxurious

Oga just do with whatever your capacity can cover.

nusdog:
I know I let my guards down. So there was this lady who I would call Miss T. She was introduced to me by her senior sister who I knew through a facebook group. Since I told her I needed a girl for a serious relationship, she said she will link me to her younger sister in Akungba, Ondo state.

So, fast forward to when I began speaking with Miss T, she agreed to come to see me in Lagos but complained of not having enough for transport. So due to the recommendation i got that she was a good lady, I sent her N11, 000 as transport.

So after sending her this money, only for her to call me on the eve of the day she was supposed to come. that one of her relative was ill. So I just had this feeling that this was too coincidental to be true.

So I tried to cajole her to return the money since I sensed she was trying to play smart with me. She said no problem. That I can send my account number, which I did. After waiting for 3 days, I chatted her up on whatsapp that I'm yet to see any alert from her. Only for her to tell me she needs money for now.

So I said she is supposed to keep her promise of returning it, after which, she blocked her on whatsapp. I contacted her senior sister who linked us and her response too wasn't satisfactory to me.

So I'm really bitter with how the whole episode played, any chances of me recovering my money? just pained why someone will block me on top of my money. Please help.

Oga ade, the truth is you never needed that particular girl for any gaddam serious relationship. You were bored and needed someone to have a frolicking time woth for the moment.

if you really needed someone for a serious relationship, you wouldn't have had a kind of discussion thay would led to you sending Tfare, which at the end, our of disappointment, you scamper for refund.


ogbeni go sitdon.

for your info; wetin you dey find for SOKOTO, dey SHOKOTO


"If you know, you know".

UyaiIncomparabl:
Who can proffer a solution for me? I am totally tired! I usually cannot seem to have a goodnight's rest. If I am not in a pool of different species of large snakes, I am always on the run because one is always after me. Fortunately for me, I am never harmed by them.

Dream interpreters and what have you, I need help. I have prayed countlessly but prayers don't seem to be working because the dreams usually resurface. I have suffered from this dilemma since I was 10. I really need help, please.

Someone made a sly comment of either being an "ogbanje" or a snake goddess but I can't still seem to wrap my head around such erroneous suggestion.

There is nothing wrong with you. You are just yet to discover who you are.

Seek and you shall find.

Rubbish!

Is this worth celebrating in this over 21st century?

If i was the man, rather than build this shitty crap, i will hustle (carry kpon kpon, work in a factory, do all sort of menial job), gather funds and build something worth celebrating.

A kindergarten student somewhere in Asia will build something better than the crap up there.

...and now you want the Government to sponsor mediocrity?

Nonsense!

JosEast:
Not all of them are bad!

just STFU!

Islie:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/ndlea-discovers-first-ever-indian-hemp-oil-lab-in-lagos.htm

NDLEA should just free these guys.

Indian hemp oil has helped me in so many ways; from restoring sight, to breath and so on.

It helped a friend recover from epilepsy.

THEY SHOULD LEAVE THEM ALONE OOOOOOOOOOOO!

Davash222:
I rather use that money and start training Broilers. After 4 months, I'll sell the fowls and make alot of money.
Training a Nigerian girlfriend in school is Investment of no Returns.

DaddyOpe:
I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.

I will say, at that time I got married to my wife, her ex and I were on the same level financially. But, recently, the guy has turned to something else. He does building for people overseas. People said the guy's work is good and he is always getting contracts. My wife said he had a 2.1 in Civil Engineering. He started selling cement. He is now a dangote cement distributor. He built a duplex at the junction of my street. He has 3 cars in the compound (he recently bought 1 car during this lockdown that people are saying no money oo). I and my wife do not have any car. I am still a tenant. We have to pass front of his house every day.

During this lockdown, my office has being delaying salaries. It has not being easy. I have had quarrels with my wife in the past but yesterday was the worst. During the quarrel, she said she regrets marrying me. That if she had ignored me and married her ex, she would have being living comfortably. I almost beat her up. Then she told me that this her ex paid her school fees in 300 and 400 level when she almost pulled out of school for lack of finance. She regrets paying him back by leaving him to marry me.

Since then, I have not being myself. I just created this account to express myself.

Just give her the middle finger, then go and hustle. Period!

DaddyOpe:
I got married to my wife 5 years ago. Before we got married, she dated a guy. We all stayed in the same area. I live here because it is close to my place of work. Her ex lives in the area. He does building contractor. While they were dating, I met my wife. I was able to convince her to date me. And since the guy was always travelling, I was able to get close to her. I think I won her finally after we had sex. Because that first day, I scattered her brain. She later left the guy. I proposed, she accepted and we got married.

I will say, at that time I got married to my wife, her ex and I were on the same level financially. But, recently, the guy has turned to something else. He does building for people overseas. People said the guy's work is good and he is always getting contracts. My wife said he had a 2.1 in Civil Engineering. He started selling cement. He is now a dangote cement distributor. He built a duplex at the junction of my street. He has 3 cars in the compound (he recently bought 1 car during this lockdown that people are saying no money oo). I and my wife do not have any car. I am still a tenant. We have to pass front of his house every day.

During this lockdown, my office has being delaying salaries. It has not being easy. I have had quarrels with my wife in the past but yesterday was the worst. During the quarrel, she said she regrets marrying me. That if she had ignored me and married her ex, she would have being living comfortably. I almost beat her up. Then she told me that this her ex paid her school fees in 300 and 400 level when she almost pulled out of school for lack of finance. She regrets paying him back by leaving him to marry me.

Since then, I have not being myself. I just created this account to express myself.

Just give her the middle finger and go and hustle. Period!

Eriggs:
MTN.............Everywhere you go ! Their very first slogan in Nigeria from the very first day. Still standing true......

Tagline. Not Slogan

Seun:
If this is true, how did they hide it from us? I'm yet to read about any Nairalander based in Nigeria who actually has the Coronavirus Disease....

Baba just cancel that wish. It will never come to pass Insha Allah.

EmekaBlue:
lol....aboki funny fight

gandollar should be arrested too after his bribe caught on camera abi is that not corruption which is against d law?!

yeye dey smell for this country

you have no idea what happens behind closed doors. This is a case of "the more you look, the less you see".

ZuesGOD:
Thanks very much.
By my own power supply you mean solar and Generator right?
But I'm sure that the electricity in places like asokoro and maitama should be atleast 20 hours daily.

As for places like banana island and lekki In Lagos, I'm more concern about flood because recently i discovered that most rich people and billionaires that have houses in those areas are most part of the year don't stay in the country.

well done OP. you have just answered your question yourself.

hybrid77:
Pls i need a sincere advice here.

Im 3 months old in marriage and im so unhappy about the set up (my wife too)

My wife is a student and she tried everything to shift the marriage until easter this year but i refused due to many projects for the year. so we got married 3 months ago.

I took care of her bills since she got admission and we dated for 5 years

But she is so disrespectful and want to make important decisions in marriage which ive refused to allow.

Now, she claims i forced her into marriage and she is not mentally ready because i asked her to change to my family's name.

She has been good then bad then worse..And i think her words about forcing her into marriage has irreparably hurt me.

I spent over 3m of my cash to give her the wedding she wanted (Without any support from her family) against my wish for a 1m wedding.

And despite getting the big wedding she wants before consenting to marry last year, she claims she is not mentally ready and was forced into marriage.

she has repeated this over and over and its making me go crazy..in fact im tired already

Right now she wants more time to be a wife..but im beginning to feel there is a love issue here..I feel she does not love me as she always claims

Though weve settled but we dont talk as usual..we dont even want to hear from each other...

it seems i nolonger love her like i used to..And worst still, continuing with the marriage when she claims she was forced is degrading and disreputable.

My question is, at what point should anyone seriously consider a divorce?

oga, the ball is in your court. You already know what to do with it.

NwaAmaikpe:




You are such an ingrate.
Do you know how many of us that wish that our partners were cool with our exes.

You have the prospect of a 3some on a platter and here you are complaining about a gift from God.

But this does not add up.
If x+10 = u ≤ 40%

Where 10 is your present spouse,
x is your ex
While you are u.
And u is less than in an optimal state.

Then what is y?

Y is simply that you did your ex bad.
He was a great guy but you schemed him away for your present husband out of greed and an addiction for cheating.

I know this because,
You feel sooooo uncomfortable with your ex around. You feel an indescribable amount of guilt each time you see him and it feels like you are staring at Karma in human garb.

For your husband to be that nice to your ex means that
Your husband knew you were cheating on your ex with him. He knows your ex didn't deserve that wrong, this explains why he feels obliged to set him up on life.

So it is either that he is a man of great conscience or a man who needs your ex as an ally to know the true you and decipher all of your trickery for him to feel this indebted to your ex.

Or even better.
Your husband and your ex may be gay and your ex is using this as his best revenge.

But one thing is certain.
You were two-faced and bad to your ex....this is why the bible says that the wicked runs when NOTHING is chasing them.

Get over it, what will be, will be.
This is because I've just found out from your previous post that your ex isn't really an ex but your best and most loyal patron in your prostitution days.

You owe him, an agreement is an agreement.
Your husband is a proper gentleman so he should understand this too.
I don't think your husband will even mind because someone who brings home his wife's ex and someone who marries a hoe doesn't expect much out of marriage.

My only prayer is that your husband is forever able to meet his financial, emotional and sexual obligations because water will surely find it's level.

What do I even know, over to Lalasticlala and the other elders.

this is my 8th year here on Nairaland and this is the most controversially sensible comment I have come across ever since.

@op...over to you.

Liftkid:
no matter how broke I look, I can fend for your family

Tee59 is an idi0t.

Enjoy marital bliss bro!

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Pearl1996:
Nairaland famiy I need help.

Somethings been eating me up. I had sex with my boyfriend some weeks later i started falling so sick I will try to point out all I can remember
*Came down with what I felt was fever was burning hot so hot you just need to come close to feel the heat

*at night I sweat. Not just the usual sweat but one I have to change my clothes two times a nigbt(this happened for like a week)

* I started feeling so cold especially in the morning. Doctor said it was pneumonia + a cough that lasted for three weeks plus.

*and the rashes I ve never have in my whole life spreaded all over my arms and back as well as my breast region.

* I also had serious muscle ache. Serious that my mom had to help me massage it. My neck did hurt too it felt like someone hit me with a blank on my neck

* nodes on my neck, groin, as well as ear.
* I started having blurred vision and sores on my lips like fever blisters

* and then injuries in my mouth, weird ones
* I have oral trush at least thats what I thought them to be. White tongue I have had this before but this onr is different. With slimy white things in my mouth every time

*I also experienced dehydration and dry mouth.
* also had a delayed flow

The symptoms are so much I can't even mention it all. Most of these lasted for about a month +. I still have cold till this day. I shiver most times and its my major fear. And the rashes are still there.

This Is the major problem. The nurse who was handling me said it might be an STD maybe HIV I took plethora of test including HIV after 3 months all came back negative, I was told to wait 6montgs to check for HIv again it was still negativr. During this month I have seen so many doctors, private and government all they do is givr me drugs but I still experience the pneumonia cold( no cough) and occasional mouth sores as well as the rash. My boyfriend now my ex took HIV too it was negative.
Please doctors in the house what can this be. I have read so many threads here on naira land of people who had same experience but some later turned + they might be lying though.

I heard after 6 months and test is still negative then its not it. My question now is. What is wrong with me. I have spent so much on drugs and test. And no doctor is able to say what my problem is. Its making me crazy as I am even scared to shower because of the cold and I can't let people see my body due to rash.

I need help.

You need agbo(Trado-medical) solution!

If you are in Lagos, reachout to me. I could be of help.

Get well soon dear.

TheEffective:
You that have been caving and cutting well shaped hairstyles, what have you achieved? You may suprise your barber is richer than you.

E enter!

Shibaraba:
This is why this forum is filled with marital problems. This one go report husband cheat. This one go report wife bad. Yen yen yen yen yen.

If I'm wrong then explain how Mr thief wey dey watch sex sleep off. E mean say the sex be like routine. More like the wham bam thank you ma'am routine. If na better nacking the thief sef no go enter because he go feel say them dey fully awake dey wait for am.

Ogbeni God forbid o but if thief enter my house he go watch film e go tire. Gbas gbos zaga zaga. House go shake. Especially when I Don take my Jedi or if I wan make madam do vigil sip small kolaq alagbo.

You think say to bear pastor ozigizaga of hang your leg prayer ministry na joke?

Shibaraba

Shibaraba:
Similar to mine ....
My advice
Leave him alone oooooo.
His money. His life. Na him Sabi.
I used my brothers success to propel myself. I hustled so hard so that they won't call me millionaires brother. "See that guy you no know am, two of his brothers na Oga for saipem. Them be millionaires ".
Nah. I changed it to "See that guy, na millionaire " Notice the difference? "
When the time comes their eyes dey open. It always does. God bless your hustle

Mine is even worse than that of OP. But this your advice and analysis entered my marrow.

HUUUUSSSSTLLLLE!

ola33t:









When you borrow strange western cultures, it won't be strange to also prepare for western problems.
With the way serial offenders are starting to grow in the society.

The likes of John Wayne Gacy sneaks in their midst and releases high-grade, green smoke-grenades into the already green-lighted scene.
Some get confused, some start feeling dizzy. The perpetrator does whatever his mission entails and disappears into the dark or mix with the victims.

Who then do you start blaming after?
You mustn't copy everything you see a white man does. And if you must copy, then copy the good things.

Hoping this crap doesn't go awry one day.

My thought exactly

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