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Of all the jobs to do, this young man chose to "serve Nigeria" as a soldier?

Big mistake!!

This man's madness na follow come sha!

By he way, can someone tell Rita Edochie that I love her. She is one badass MILF I fantasize about all the time. If I catch her, na to hold that her massive nyash slam her wella from behind till I c*m inside her. She go sweet well well

Hmmm. Nice read.

Lalasticlala Seun. FP worthy

Rahkman:
swears even lingu crescent wuse na malo babes i dey like knack sef based on fetish

Can you please explain?

TheChameleon:
Why am i ranting so much?

My worthless father sounds suicidal. Someone PLEASE get my father a rope.

Ok

TheChameleon:
A fool at 40 is a fool forever. You're at least 44 years old. You should discard your diapers.

And you whose comments over NL reeks of tribal bigotry against the people of the SE with the picture of Ojukwu whom no male member of your generation both past, present and future can achieve 1/1000 of what he achieved is how old?

So e dey pain you too when your tribe is gobsmaked abi?

He who lives in a glass house should not throw stones.

I didn't bother reading the whole epistle because I don't like reading LIES!

The paternity of that boy should be thoroughly checked!

He must be a biological product of a Fool-Ani herdsman.

They are the only ones who reason, talk and act like this.

[quote author= post=105460998]Ion........


Ion........
If your babe isn't the most annoying person you've ever met in your life,
Is she really your babe?

Food for thought![/quote]Why do you always spew rubbish in comment sections? Must you comment?

Just read this rubbish aloud to yourself... does it make sense to you? How can someone you are supposed to bond emotionally with be the most annoying person in your life?

What am I saying sef? It will definitely make sense to you because you think like your useless brainless "darling daddy" in Aso Villa.

I know you'd also equate this rubbish comment to more like
"If the President of your nation isn't the most docile and lifeless leader you have ever encountered, would he really be seen as a leader?"

It won't be well with who ever did this to you

They have started poisoning suya in the South East.

Buy and eat at your own peril

MasterRahl:


People's marriages are crashing up and down. A week or two ago, it was Rudeboy Okoye, now it's Tubaba. Meanwhile, Bubu has been married to Aisha for 32 solid years (1989 till date)

We're indeed living in interesting times

Bubu's marriage has crashed abeg. She left the man and ran to Dubai.

I said it

"To my dear Wife,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I want to take this opportunity to remind you how wonderfully the [b]Ijebu vegetable you gave me is working well, not only to me but to all the people whose lives you have destroyed in our family everyday."

Kingpele:
Oshea, when a saw our supercop dining with men of questionable character @ obicubanna villa I knew this particular tailor com super cop must be a hidden criminal

Show us one thing that makes Obi Cubana a person of questionable character or forever shut your poverty-stricken mouth!

He's right!

The only president who just wanted to be president for the sake of being president.

Sunnybay7:
If you didn't have up to 2.5milli you would have still survived, nobody has actually died of hunger in this country. They might not eat what they like but I have not heard of death as a result of hunger so please tone down your lies.

Nobody in Nigeria actually dies directly from hunger. They die indirectly.

If you don't eat regularly, your immune system breakdowns and underlying illnesses can spring up and cause imminent death.

Hmmm

I don't know about others but the fact that I know this person I see on those photos is a guy, looking at it is utterly disgusting!

Righteousness2:
How does a baby look older than the Mother?

Very likely as a result wicked Witchcraft Manipulations and Projections. The World is filled with Wickedness.

This is why it is risk to Just Live anyhow. It is risk to be Live without a Solid connection with JESUS Christ.

Only a Divine intervention from above will sort this out.

With this kind of your ignorance, God will not allow you to enter heaven.

I don't do single ladies as such so not much drama because before I get any female visitor, we book an appointment before we meet either in my house or a hotel or their spouse's houses

There is this married woman I have been knacking in my area that owns a mart. She is very possessive and jealous.

Her kids love me alot and like me coming around.

Problem is that there is a nurse who owns a pharmacy close to her supermarket that is married too...she has a very banging body with JMK's kind of nyash. She has been giving me green light since though and we have been talking much to the jealousy of the other woman until she told me to stop coming to her shop since I am making moves with her rival.

I stopped going to her shop as requested and have been making moves on the nurse.

Her kids asked me why I don't come to their Supermarket anymore And i simply told them, "There is this stick sweet (toffee) I use to buy for your mother and she thinks I am buying it for madam nurse so she got angry and asked me not to come to her office anymore."

Abeg leave your brother to enjoy. Married women are the best. No stress no obligations...just pure nacking

"You can't explain politics" what what you said to the boy? You even lied to him again.

Good one! A very good example is AIM Global
After hoodwinking me into coming to their foolish seminar/workshop and showing us fake videos of people who "marketed and sold their products" earning N70m per month and buying latest cars like Mercedes Benz and BMWs, they now told us to make a quick investment of N35,000 to start.

I stood up, dusted my nyash and told them to wait lemme get the money.

One of the stupid presenters insisted he must follow me to get the money.

The kind of "if I slap you" look I have him just told them that they were talking to someone who did not fall for their scam!

Another one chopping people now is InksNation and Bishop Sam Zuga of Zugacoin

WoundedLamb:
Hhmm... to be a woman in Nigeria...

Stop sounding sexist!

Terrorists sent by the Fulani militias are stopping public transports and abducting only men but sparing women and children in some parts of the South East.

sizer07:
If you own a Corolla car, pedal luck,steering luck,car tracker, insurance most never part your way ,most especially in Abuja, that car is in 4 places now,kaduna, minna, lagos axis,or apo mechanic for butchering.he made a big mistake by parking outside utako market,there is a plaza opposite the market drive inn as if you want to shop in the plaza park n give security 100h then folo exist in foot n enter utako market ,they will look after your car like no tomorrow. That Corolla is gone for gud. Except divine grace of God oh.d car na hot cake

That is why I hate that particular Toyota model. Na "car snatchers special" dem dey call am.

Duru9:
The market used to have enough parking space until the AMAC wey care about only money decided to build the new market inside the park
That's what affected the parking lots of the market
Now they're parking outside because the inside parking space are being occupied by shop owners

That is what happens when you have a cow-lookalike as a Minister for FCT.

Benitoh:
This is strictly taqquiya guys in action, they are in a mission to sharianize everywhere. Anti alcohol

Hypocrisy everywhere! SMH!!

barinedan:
Everyone has to be careful this time around, avoid going to certain places like bar, if you must drink get a bottle or two and retire back to your house to enjoy, the days are evil, our security agencies can no longer guarantee our safety, protect yourself and pray the Almighty hide you from evil eyes

Lol abi o...

But to think that your profile name starts from "bar"

Abacha's death was a CIA covert sting operation. The United States felt it was time for him to go so they used a cover security operative under Arafat that shook hands with him.

Even Arafat himself was unaware of the mole.

That's why I am pitying one mallam that is doing anyhow now. Small small, America is beginning to get upset with him so don't be surprised if....

Tapout:
if this is true, you now see why I said people will still vote for Buhari if he contests again? Look, 16k people are already following him.

16k idiots out of 200,000,000 million citizens is a very insignificant number

What do you want us to do with this information now?

Can your chimeraism reduce the price o beans in the market? �

They will kick until they all kick the bucket!

Ndi Ara!!

akeentech:
Na influx of SS/SE to SW corrupt my people, Yoruba no dey currupt before.

Shutup!