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Hassanmaye:
How many have you smashed?

I am currently dating the 10th one

Foolish old coward!

She snubbed him first!

SweetCunt97:
Because women cant stomach you men bullshit anymore? Women of this days will leave if you fvck up cos shes got a means to survive unlike dem our grandparents who were solely dependent on their husbands and had to swallow bullshit hook line and sinker

Then continue living lonely and in emotionally misery.

Myryryry:
This can only show you that

Nigerian MEN are SO useless.




All they know is sex and how to dupe white women.







#fact

Are you really this daft?

Nuttella:
I am not hurt, I am just wondering why he is telling us, like I really do not care, doesn't stop me from getting married either. I am not "ladies of nowadays"

If you are carnal and worldly, you will keep meeting carnal ladies. Give your life to Christ and God will lead you to a Godly woman.

Like Pastor Chris Oyahkilome of Christ Embassy did yet his wife still left him?

There is no Godly woman! Y'all are satanic!!

Nuttella:
pain me? Why should I be pained, is he my boyfriend or my crush?

He is not but you are simply hurt with the fact that he said he ain't getting married and that alone brings the realization that ladies of nowadays are totally useless to us

Nuttella:
Dont get married na, who cares? Why are disturbing my space?

You are the one who came into his space by commenting on the thread!

E pain you wella!

womenareapes1:
what the fvck you just wrote

Oh boy...this your moniker heavy o!

womenareapes1

Only SIMPS get married these days while Red-Pillers like me bang their wives!

Na wah o. E get as e be say a full grown man will not be killed by illness, accident, police bullets (SARS) or even AIDS but ordinary snake.

Mindlog:
It is not gender specific because it also applies to the men as none of both is the all perfect picture.

Narrow it to the personality not gender.

Yes but women are more prone! They are in the position where "love offers" are thrown at them everyday than the men. No matter how poor or "not so good-looking" a woman is, men must ask her out but that cannot be said about men.

Secondly, women are more emotional than men and that brings about instability sometimes

Queenserah26:
QED

No matter how much you shower love on a woman, she will give you things to worry about when the time comes!

Golan007:
Lol.

And you assume I'm in Nigeria?

If you love your Nigeria so much as to be irked by the bashing, then why did you leave?

Takotsubo:
@skales

You have been slagging off your married knacking partners of late. Wetin happun?

Not all. I'm cool with some of them though while some are a ain in the a*se to me like they are to their partners

A lot of men have also done unimaginable things that would disgust their wives, I don't see them crying

If you like, lock a woman up in a room and 'keep' her at home. You will eventually become boring after some years, your di CK game and the sight of you will become unexciting, she will be attracted to other people and other people will be attracted to her. It's then her decision to dally or not.

All the things you wrote are coping strategies that are employed by men and women alike to manage the very boring possibility of one partner for life.
Again, the thought of knacking one di cK forever is enough to make a person brain dead.


It's puzzling when I see people who actually think that marriage automatically means sexual desire for ONLY a husband.

No one is immune to stirring loins o. Better we all accept reality and have peace.

Men are statistically worse so i'm not understanding the skin pain that women are catching up.

Yeah...true that but the thing is that women overemphasize that of men and act like they are saintly and even some men "erroneously" do not believe their wives are also in that boat of infidelity.

This your list made me laugh but let's know that no matter how smart you are, a determined woman will outsmart you and still leave you feeling like you're the King and Lord in control of her whole existence.


1. Nothing wrong with fantasies.. You're married and trapped already, only the mind can roam free.Variety is the spice of life..

2. Sexting, lol. Brain stimulus, men do it, women do it... Not every woman is into beautiful boys or men by the way, some prefer brain-gasms. Nothing hotter than a well read person who can paint the world with words.

3. Why would a person think of their spouse while masturbating? What a waste. You have them in real life. The whole point of masturbation is engaging the brain in fantasy.

You over emphasise on physical attributes of men.

The body of a man is not artistic in my opinion and holds no major attraction. All there is to see is a jutting or flaccid appendage and maybe a muscled ass if he is fit.I'm in awe of women who get excited by the body of a naked man..

Nope! You are wrong. Many women get turned on from the sight of "well chiseled" men

4. This is not that common, sitting round to discuss sexual prowess or lack of.

I have overheard some discuss this though

5.Some women fetishize groping, the average woman does not like it. A massage is not groping, it is a professional well aimed application of the hand to release tension from muscles. Nothing melting there unless there's a specific agreement for a happy ending.. It's then moved from massage to something else.

Yeah...but there is a thin line between massage and groping. Remember, women are stimulated by touch.

B. If a woman wants to get poked pleasurably in her vagina, I doubt an examination by the doctor would be top of her list.

I didn't mean that a woman who wants to be poked goes to her doctor for that...i meant that going to the doctor in some handful cases has led to that as a result of direct and indirect genital stimulation by a "randy doctor" during the examination

6.

It's only idiots and desperate people that do this one.

Are you saying many Nigerian women are idiots? Because statistics says that Nigerian women are the second largest after Jamaica to do that [/quote]

ABOVEDELAW:
HOGWASH, I DON'T KNOW WHY SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT USE THEIR TIME BUILD THEIR LIVES INSTEAD OF POSTING RUBBISH HERE.

And while you were "busy building your own life", you took out time to read the rubbish?

injuredman:
I wish mine was any of the above. As a matter of fact, I once asked my wife if she has fantasies. I always wanted a wild spouse.

Sadly, my wife tells every thing happening in my house to the siblings. She has succeeded in making her siblings open enemies with me without my knowledge. And she sees nothing wrong with how his siblings, some whom I trained, insulting me. Fear some women, especially the over-religious ones.

So sad! Be very careful. Such women are as dangerous as the ones who plans on killing you to inherit your assets

Zzor:
Worry more about your perverted mind.You need help

You are the one who needs help because you are engulfed with bad energy which makes you jump from one thread to another spraying your "misandry" all over like a deranged viper

Fountainofyouth:
Men do all these things(excluding 6) and more, the world didn't become a better place, live and let live abeg.

We know men do them...but women pretend like they don't do them!

mariahAngel:
Focus on loving your wife, then you'd have nothing to worry about.

No matter how much you shower love on a woman, she will give you things to worry about when the time comes!

ahnie:
Rubbish writeup.

Why are you angry with life?

Righteousness89:
Noted! It's has no impact on the life of any Human..

The Greatest Being Ever to come on Earth since the Creation of the World is JESUS CHRIST!

This is what the Everyone on Earth needs urgently!

Oga, their is a clear difference between the "greatest man" and the "sexiest man" on earth

The heart of a woman is very deep like an ocean and there is no book which is written on earth to perfectly understand women.

You marry a wife and keep her at home and think you have her perfectly under the control of the palms of your hands but that could be very far from the truth. Your wife may have done a lot of things which you as a man can never bring yourself to imagine and may never know till you die.

I am going to reveal these things one by one and you will be surprised but they are true.

1. Fantasizing about having sex with another man:

It is commonplace to put men on the table of having fantasies about shagging another woman other than their wives but to be honest, your wife is very likely to be on this table without you knowing. It only takes the right time and opportunity to carry it out.

Most women who have such fantasies wish to do it with an ex who they had "hot pants" for in the past but weren't privileged to get married to because of some reasons.

2. Sexting another guy on Social media:

Women are very meticulous about their phones! This is because their phones are where they pour out almost 60% of their innate secrets. From personal diaries to hot gossips with fellow women and even intimate sex chats with members of the opposite sex.
Who says women are not carried away by looks? A cute guy online may hit on your wife and she could out of curiosity respond and before long, she is carried away by his charm and things may get steamy between the two,

The only thing is that women can be very discreet and so meticulous so they don't easily get caught. They can go all the way to delete messages and chat so you don't catch them easily.

3. Thinks of someone else while Masturbating or doing it with you:

Most people masturbate...Clergymen, lawyers, nuns and wait for it...your wife! Masturbation is manually stimulating yourself for sexual gratification and while this is done, the person paints vivid pictures of two or more others or themselves with another person in the act of sex.
Your wife masturbates while thinking of someone she either had sex with before you got married or someone she has a crush on but can't be with.

Apart from masturbation, she can also fantasize about another man while you are on top of her. Many women get to orgasms faster most of the time when visualizing that they are being hit by a hot guy they met somewhere or even a movie or musical star they have a deep crush on!

4. Discusses your sex life with her friends

If you think men are the only ones who kiss and tell, then think again! Women don't just talk about the latest handbag in the market or how much stockfish costs but they also talk about their sex life.

From how well or how bad you perform in the other room to various cucumber sizes of their spouses. and believe me, they will have a good laugh over the discussion and if you happen to stumble into them in the course of that discussion, they will quickly put on an innocent face like they are discussing about the Bible.

5. Has gone to places where she was groped and touched without your knowledge:

Like i earlier stated, women have a lot of secrets and can take them to their graves. One of those secrets are encounters which they have had but will never tell you.

There is every tendency that your wife has gone to a spa for a massage where a male masseur does the honors. Many women melt like butter under the touch of another man and having a massage is one of them. When you a having a massage, the maximum clothing item you will ever wear is an underwear (panties) if not butt naked. A male masseur can rub your wife's naked bare back down to her bum and gingerly slip his hand under the panties and tickle somewhere which you alone have exclusive rights to maritaly.
The likelihood of stopping the masseur from using his hands further is very slim.
She will jerk and moan until she gets into climax, come home and hug and kiss you and cook you dinner and pretend like nothing happened.

Another place is some "fake prayer houses" which was recommended by a friend or self recommendation. She gets to see the "Man of god" who tells her that the reason she is barren or having issues in her marital life is because village people are behind it so he needs to fortify her and schedules an overnight prayer session. She tells you she is going for all night prayer and when she gets there, she strips for a "spiritual bath" where the "prophet" uses blessed water to bath her and before you know it, the unimaginable happens.

Her Gynecologist or even doctor is not left out. Some certain "medical checkups" may require her to slip off her panties by a randy doctor who will play with her and may even have his way.


6.Pinning another man's pregnancy on you:

Nigeria is the second country with the highest number of paternity fraud after Jamaica. So many married women engage in illicit sexual activity with men other than their husbands and get pregnant if they are not using any form of birth control.

She tells you she is pregnant and your moi-moi mind is hailing you for a job well done not knowing that what you did was to "pour top-up oil" into a an externally conceived uterus. Are you still wondering why that your last born is behaving like a crook and nothing like you while you were his age?

Well a DNA test can decipher that!


So here you are...6 things tour wife can do or may have even done without you knowing at all.

Feel free to add yours

Liposure:
what about old age

Sell your assets off and travel out of the country just before you hit the peak of old age to countries where there are better life and care for the elderly.

DeOTR:
And who is Ayo Makun?

Check very well...i saw "Ayo Songuro" and didn't see any "Ayo Makun"

I am single because marriage these days is synonymous to emotional slavery and bondage! Women are the ones who benefit more in that institution than the men and the men are more disadvantaged than the women.

What ever goes wrong in your marriage, you are most likely to be blamed as the man and the woman seen as the victim!

I have shagged some men's wives and still do so tell me what is spicy about marriage today?

Marry at your peril as a man!

iamadonis2:
Today, I realized it was her ex-boyfriend, the same man I complained about last year, that gave her the money. He’s 52. She's been confessing more and more about how it’s a loan to grow our business she asked for to pay back in December and she only kissed him as a thank you. My people, what precise, wise, and smart move do I make now?

Judas used a kiss to betray Jesus!

Since she "confessed" about a kiss, it was more than that.

The man gave her shagging worth over a million naira

Sorry bro!

What of AY? Is his name there?

younglleo:
dis tori go plenty!
Op be good to pass me one, atleast lemme witness wat u witness!
My man my man
Take five joor and continue

Lol. Funny you

Cc Tango123, odi1278, LawyerLomo, drake99, emmanuelpopson, gafman222, luminouz, sweettinz20, Priam

Good Afternoon guys...

So like i promised, i said i was going to recount my experiences with some of these women starting from the very first i dated till the last.

For the sake of anonymity, i will tag each woman with code names and give illustrations close to the real scenarios rather than specifics in order to prevent them, their spouses, friends and families to easily decode in case they stumble into this thread and read.

I'll allow you the reader to be the judge between me and these women. Keep your arguments as constructive as possible.

CASE No.1
Date February 2014
Codename: Halle Berry
Age Range: Early 30's

I am giving her the code name Halle Berry because she is just like the African version of Halle Berry the Black American actress of the late 90s and radiant with looks much younger than her age.

I visited a mart that belongs to her elder sister to get some provisions not far from my house. This was a mart i usually visited to buy beverages and other home accessories for personal use. It was on a Saturday.

There she was, looking pale with her last baby of about 9 months straddled across her shoulders. Her elder sister had this look of defiance while she talked to her sister. Her first son and daughter which i could place at 8 and 5 respectively were running around the aisle of the mall.

I bought what brought me there and left. I didn't give anything a thought at that moment until the following weekend when i went back to buy supplies and needed and i noticed this elegant beauty cladded in a tight body fitted gown that accentuated her curves especially her round butt. I am a guy who has a very strong thing for women's behinds when they are big. I don't care about boobies. I sucked enough from my mother during my time as an infant. I like something i can grab while holding my woman close to me in an embrace and "while i am doing the works"

Her skin was glowed and i watched her hips swung from side to side as she moved round the aisle with a pen and notebook in hand taking inventory of wares sold in the mart. I walked up to her and she smiled as she greeted me.

"Did you just get employed here?", i asked.

"Nope. Don't you remember me? I was the one discussing with my sister when you came last week", she said. I was dumbstruck.

I enquired about her elder sister and she told me she wasn't around with a beam of smile that exposed her well set dentition with a single dimple on the left side of her face. I apologized and told her i didn't realize it was the pale looking woman with her 9 months old baby i saw at the time. it was really surprising what a change of environment could do rapidly within a short period.

We started talking and she told me the 3 children were her kids (mind you she was 24 yrs at the time but looking like she was 17 while standing in front of me. I inquired to know why she looked so pale and kind of stressed out and sickly the previous week i saw her and she simply said it was a long story. I told her i would like her to tell me all i need to know and the only way it was possible was to have her number.

At first, she did the initial "shakara" women are known for but i dropped a particular magical phrase i use when trying to get the digits of any woman who is unwilling and get a 95% success rate. She typed her number on my Nokia Lumia phone and i dialed it just to be sure and heard a dial tone at the other end and almost immediately, a phone on the counter started ringing.

Sure that i had gotten the right digits, i paid for the stuff i bought added some chocolates and biscuits which i told her to give her kids. She giggled like a school girl and thanked me. This woman was so pretty that you'd feel like giving her a kiss almost immediately.

I sauntered out of the supermarket smiling to myself.

To be continued...