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RomanceRe: Why Do Mostly Ladies Feel So Bad When Relationship Goes Sour? by Skii(m): 9:03pm On Jul 02, 2012
It depends of course on how the relationship may have ended, especially when it is considered in the light of so many things, like money, time and effort invested, having to go through physical, emotional and psychological detachments etc...the worst one is when the man may have been thought to be the future marriage partner
RomanceRe: ... by Skii(m): 8:59pm On Jul 02, 2012
beckyomas: @gloriagee...thanks for ur contribution, it all started when I got admission to school nd ever since its been worse, ve tried to convince him every now nd den dat he is d only one in my life nd all my friends knows him too, he had on two occasions slapped me but he promised never to do it again...d last time we had a fight he did sometin I should never have forgiven him for but I did. Do u think he is taking me for a ride?
On the basis of physically abusing you, I would recommend you seriously consider the longevity of the relationship.
RomanceRe: Help Me Oo by Skii(m): 8:55pm On Jul 02, 2012
Guy park well jo, you bin don dey harbour the girl for mind tey tey and as you don friend am, and she sey she go add you for her facebbok,na im u begin dey get blue film for dream about the girl, you come come here dey shout sey wetin make you do?
mscheww...abeg comot make we see bandwidth!! angry

But alternatively sha, on to say you fit dey talk true, and you no sabi the girl before...you see as Blake pack Bolt go one side recently? Ehn o, na im make you take run the run wey you go run!! grin
RomanceRe: Love your wife! It is your responsibility to that! by Skii(m): 8:46pm On Jul 02, 2012
Omo men, Tuwaile for that your wife!!
She is a no nonsense, cant-take-me-for-a-ride, t(i)t for tat, you-can't-bull-sh(i)t-a-bullshitter type wife!!

OP,you ass is in trouble and youz about to get served!! grin

You berra undo what you did that led to the situation in the first place...
RomanceRe: Im The Other Guy by Skii(m): 8:40pm On Jul 02, 2012
Abeg lets start a movement!!

"Campaign against Cheating and other infidelity related activities"

The next thing you know is, the girl will come and open a thread "Help, I'm confused" or "Should I leave my boyfriend for the other guy"

GUY free the girl, go and find your own!! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Happy Birthday Flashaldrin by Skii(m): 8:34pm On Jul 02, 2012
Happy Birthday!!
RomanceRe: Can U Date Some1 Dnt Call U by Skii(m): 8:33pm On Jul 02, 2012
Earn it!! Give him a reason to!! Make him an offer he can't refuse!!
RomanceRe: Broken Promises. by Skii(m): 10:34pm On Jul 01, 2012
Someone pls help me out, what is the morale of the story?
RomanceRe: Must It Always Be The"he" Things In A Relationship? by Skii(m): 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2012
Idowuogbo: Not wrong o! ariyo!

Dis guy just dey cry

Maga Oshi!
Lol...Id...Eku ijo meta
RomanceRe: Does She Still Love Me? by Skii(m):
aribolseg: Haba. Dnt be cruel... I hate seeing assholes like you commenting on some life touching post
Life touching what? Like seriously? grin grin
RomanceRe: Help!! My Friend's Boyfriend Wants To Date Me!!! by Skii(m): 10:26pm On Jul 01, 2012
No disrespect, but it is this type of ladies that give women a bad name... sad SMH
RomanceRe: Must It Always Be The"he" Things In A Relationship? by Skii(m): 10:24pm On Jul 01, 2012
Not necessarily alluding to the poster's post, but for real, whats wrong with a lady taking a guy out for a day? I think I should task my gf at that sef..
Jokes EtcYou Think English Is Easy??? I Love The English Language!!!!!!!! by Skii(op): 10:56pm On Jun 29, 2012
You think English is easy?? I love the English language!!!!!!!!

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce .

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

cool A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries inFrance . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig..

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?


You lovers of the English language might enjoy this .

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is
'UP.'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ?
Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?
We call UP our friends.
And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.
We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.
At other times the little word has real special meaning.
People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.
To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.
We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary.
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.
If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.
It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .
When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP...
When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.
When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so........it is time to shut UP!

Now it's UP to you what you do with this email.
HealthRe: World's First Genetically-modified Babies Born In The U.S by Skii(m): 9:47pm On Jun 29, 2012
Why didn't they just genetically modify or enhance the capability of the women with the fertilization issues to enable them conceive?
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2012(Nominations Ended) Voting in Progress. by Skii(m): 12:48am On Jun 26, 2012
Na so una put me for work o, I begin dey find all these names across NL

Ahn ahn, nobody put Dyt's name angry? I vote for Dyt kiss
RomanceRe: Gals Only!! Do I Need Say More? by Skii(m): 12:43am On Jun 26, 2012
Except for the infinitesimally small percentage of men who "ra(p)e" ladies, the rest of the s3xual intercourses that go on in the whole wide world are by mutual consent!! It takes TWO baybee!! So its more than just the question of "why can't guys say no to sex?"

Why don't ladies close their legs? undecided
RomanceRe: Desperately Desperate!!! by Skii(m): 12:32am On Jun 26, 2012
OP, you mean to say that...

IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII IIII

shocked shocked

My goodness!!
RomanceRe: How Do You Handle A Guy Who Wouldn't Let You Break Up With Him? by Skii(m): 12:25am On Jun 26, 2012
Basket Mouth to the rescue again

Una no dey pay attention to im jokes? abi na to shine ya 32 every time the guy crack joke? sho?!! see this people o

Roki, make you flash your friend the next time she dey wit d guy, make she form sey u fashi her after all this while, make she begin dey gist you as she free the other guy wey bin get HIV ,come join am with how she nearly die, sey she still dey use the retro-viral drugs

or make she for night dey form sey she be winchy, dey follow herself talk like sey she dey meeting of mami water for dream dey whisper sey "i don get am".... "he no wan go shay?"...."e don propose"...."ehn, we go swallow am"...

Make we know how far after
RomanceRe: Relationship Problems...... by Skii(m): 12:31pm On Jun 19, 2012
Mr, if you are sure its her, its either of two things

Tone your game down to her level Or You up her game to your level!!
RomanceRe: I Am Breaking Up With My Muslim Fiance by Skii(m): 12:16pm On Jun 19, 2012
What led you into the hands of a muslim in the first place? *sigh* respite for single christian brothas in tha haayoousse!!
RomanceRe: Do Men Tend To Go For The Ugly Gals For Marriage ? by Skii(m): 12:10pm On Jun 19, 2012
Many pretty girls receive attention from many guys because men are moved by what they see. Only the mature ones know that its beyond the physical!

Infact sometimes i feel for fine girls because they wouldnt have developed or matured themselves by themselves for themselves, but rather, through the image of the toaster at hand. And the intensity of their fineness determines the number of guys on queue

Not so the ladies that are not as immediately appealing to the eye (no one is ugly, the Lord makes everything beautiful in its time) who would have had time to develop and discover themselves all those lonely days of no toasters
RomanceRe: Only Fools Die Of Love by Skii(m): 12:01pm On Jun 19, 2012
Orikinla: Torino. The world is the biggest casino and all the players must know the rules of the game. And in every game, there will be winners and there will be losers. The problem is some people want to win all the time and some people are bad losers and others are the spoilers. The secret of winning in life is not cheating, fighting or stealing. But knowing how to play the games and learning how to be a good winner and how to be a good loser too. Swallow your bruised egos and bear no grudges. Just move on to the next game and you will live longer. There are only two kinds of people I feel sorry for. Those who were born poor and those who were born ugly, because, it is not their fault. Finally, trust nobody. Not even yourself. But trust only God. He is the real boss of all bosses and He never loses. You know why? He owns the world where we leave behind whatever we have whenever our last game is over. Ti comprendere Torino?
~ Giorgio Luciano, from 12 Roses for Miss Mississippi by Ekenyerengozi Michael Chima.
Kai...this one make sense die
RomanceRe: Guys, How Long Have U Woo A "Hard To Get" Babe? Lets Talk It Out Pls. by Skii(m): 11:56am On Jun 19, 2012
Tuwenti kini?? shocked
Mehn, you should frame your experience and hang it on the wall!!
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Her Off My Mind? by Skii(m): 11:44am On Jun 19, 2012
Women sha,
RomanceRe: Women Are The Problem by Skii(m): 11:41am On Jun 19, 2012
brb

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